The Invincible of the East Marries a Cult Leader and Comes Home for Chinese New Year

Ye Yan started to get messy, he didn't know where he was, why he appeared here; but according to the decoration here and the clothes style in the cave, he concluded that he had traveled through time.Your sister, you can also time travel in the last bar, you make those female girls in the department think of all kinds of weird ways all day long, and want to time travel.

Most of the time, the body is always the most honest, and he can vaguely remember what he has done; although he feels that it is too absurd in his heart, everything is telling what he has done.

This person is still in a coma, although he doesn't know where he is; but he can choose to escape, and no one will know about it after leaving here.

No, no... He did something wrong to others, how could he still think of escaping; even if he didn't know, his conscience would be disturbed.So this thought just passed by, and Ye Yan was content with the status quo.Helplessly wry smile, so what if he is not satisfied with the status quo.

Ye Yan sat by the side and thought about it for a while, thinking of countless plans and remedial measures, and finally decided to wait for this person to wake up first.

Ye Yan dressed neatly first, and wanted to clean Dongfang Bubai; he just glanced away, as if he was bleeding.Although he didn't remember much about last night, it seemed that he was not very gentle last night.

This place is indeed very big, with a big cave separated by a wall, and a small cave; it looks like the kitchen and bedroom are separated; this is definitely not a natural cave, but if it is artificial, who would dig such a cave; Curious though, that's not the point right now.

There is always an unreachable gap between the rich and the poor between reality and ideals!God, please save me, Amen!Who will tell him how to boil water without a lighter, natural gas, or induction cooker; kneel down...is this to exercise his ability to survive in the wild?Well, although this is not the wild, it's not much better than the wild...You let a child who is used to all kinds of modern technology live in this kind of place...It's really embarrassing, embarrassing!

Ye Yan stared at the pile of firewood for a long time with deep hatred, then decisively rolled up his sleeves, squatted down, and started the most primitive...drilling wood to make fire, it really hurts.

He can still think wildly while drilling wood; he regrets so much that his intestines turn into green-haired monsters. If he hadn’t gone to the bar, he wouldn’t have had that glass of wine; He wouldn't have had sex with that beauty; if he hadn't had sex, he wouldn't have been squatting here and trying to make fire.He was wrong, he was really wrong (Tong Xiangyu was possessed, the demons and ghosts quickly avoided)

Thinking of this, Ye Yan began to rejoice, at least there is still firewood here; otherwise, would he have to chop himself up and set fire to it? It hurts again, but he actually started to rejoice for [fortunately, there is such a thing as firewood] .Has he been stimulated to the point of deliriousness, resulting in speech confusion and fascination?

A child who has never experienced hardship, now really feels that his previous life was particularly beautiful; he no longer dislikes the dishes with sand in the cafeteria; There is no hot water; he no longer dislikes the head of the department for being so horrible; he wants to go back, compared with this school is heaven, at least the school does not need to drill wood to make fire.

I still remember the history teacher in junior high school said that the most primitive way to make fire is to drill wood to make fire. I am really cheating... the palm of the drill is hot, and even a little worn out; but where is the fire... even a Martians have none.

Ye Yan felt that he had waited until the flowers were gone, and finally gave him such a spark.Hurry up, don't let this ignition go out, or you will have to do it again, and people will die.

Fortunately, except for the fire, most of the daily necessities are available here, at least food and pots and pans are available, otherwise what would he use to hold water if it burned.As for the water, if he is not blind, he can still see that the big tank next to him is full of clean water, okay?

This basin of hot water, which contained Ye Yan's countless blood and tears, was fresh out of the oven after all; Ye Yan's eyes were filled with tears, and he walked out with the basin carefully.

After searching, I found a clean handkerchief; I carefully soaked it in hot water and wrung it dry before I dared to wipe it with a warm handkerchief for Dongfang.

Ye Yan had never dared to look at the sins he did before, but now he is a little more courageous. After looking at the back, there are some redness, swelling and tearing. It looks quite serious. There are dried blood and white dirt around the thighs. Taking advantage of the white buttocks will inevitably make people imagine.

Cough, Ye Yan blushed again, looked around guiltily, and saw that Dongfang didn't wake up; then he put his heart back on his chest.

First wipe off the marks on the heels of the legs, and then carefully clean the back hole with a wet handkerchief.Don't dare to use too much force to clean the back acupoints, just wipe it bit by bit, the movements are gentle as if you are treating rare treasures.

As for Dongfang Bubai's difference from ordinary people, Ye Yan had already discovered it; he was just a little stunned, and then thought about the era he might be in now, and he was relieved.I really feel a little sorry in my heart, such a beauty...

After cleaning up Dongfang, Ye Yan was already sweating profusely; after taking a few breaths, he covered Dongfang with a quilt to prevent him from catching a cold.

Why didn't he wake up after so long? Could it be that he was too ignorant? Ye Yan thought for a while and felt his face was hot. When did he become so unscrupulous.

Is it true that the girls in the department have led him into trouble? Ye Yan doesn't know since when, some girls have looked at him like a wolf and a tiger, and sometimes they will come to him and say [what attack] [Zhengtai] Gong] [Meng Shou] and the like, although they were confused at the beginning and seemed to be completely incomprehensible, but people have been saying this from high school to university; it will inevitably arouse curiosity, Ye Yan Children's Shoes is in the spirit of learning and asking questions, I ran to spend my mother; the result is that I became a rotten boy. Once I entered the rotten door, it was as deep as the sea. From then on, BG was a passerby...

Of course, this is absolutely impossible; but from then on, Ye Yan remembered to stay away from rotten women and cherish life!This is a peerless saying, absolutely must be kept in mind!Remember!

Ye Yan thought about it for a while, no, he thought about it for a while; then he ran to the place that looked like the kitchen just now, hoo, luckily the fire hasn't been extinguished, otherwise it wouldn't be fatal to do it again.

What did Ye Yan want to do, because he found out that he had accidentally raped a man, he couldn't accept it, and was heartbroken; then he was going to set fire to his wife, die together, leave this world of flowers and flowers, see through the mortal world from now on, have nothing to love in life, and become a Buddha instantly!

Those above are all nonsense, completely unreliable; otherwise, what else can I write in this article, are people and ghosts in love with each other, huh!

Ye Yan felt that if this person woke up, he might need to eat something; and he was the culprit and had the responsibility to make up for the stupid things he did; , will not shirk.

Not to mention anything else, Ye Yan can still make a meal; although the tools are all kinds of modern kitchen supplies, it is not a stove with such a time-traveling experience.But cooking porridge, he thought it would be fine.

It's just cooking porridge, and it's not a man-han banquet; he can't cook a man-han banquet even if he complains, he's not a master chef; and there's no complete cooking here, and it's hard for a smart woman to cook without rice.

Maybe it's because they figured something out, maybe it's because a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water; Ye Yan's mood is not as dull as before, but instead he has the mind to make up his mind here.

Ye Yan was very happy and had an extremely difficult cooking porridge, so conflicted. Was he happy because his virginity was over?This is a personal guess [black line]; I know it’s difficult without saying it; I used to use the old stove in my hometown when I was a child, and I must know that Nima is really difficult to use, and it is dazzling and pungent; all kinds of noble and glamorous, each I can't afford to plant mulberry!

Anyway, looking at Dongfang, there was no sign of waking up. Ye Yan was slowly cooking porridge over there, and exchanged feelings with the noble and glamorous stove by the way, and then took some time to think about life and look forward to the future.He doesn't feel lonely by himself, and he doesn't have to go back to school to listen to the teacher yelling at him; um, so this is also a great benefit of time travel; no wonder so many people want to time travel. I want to skip class, it turns out that the mood of going to class is heavier than going to the grave.

There is a time when the porridge is cooked, when the relationship is also communicated, and when the brain is supplemented, when everything is done, why don’t you wake up, beauty.

The mobile phone is still on me, but the battery has long since run out.Ye Yan only felt that it had been a long time, because he had reheated the porridge several times, and the person on the bed was still not moving. Ye Yan looked at the quiet East, and ran over several times foolishly to see if he was still breathing. Put your heart back on your chest.

This cave can be said to be a sealed space, and there is no movement outside, and there is no sunlight; but there are lighting tools in the cave, and Ye Yan's bumpkin deeply doubts whether that thing is the famous night pearl in the legend.

It's been a long time since Dongfang Bubai opened his eyes. He was practicing in seclusion, so he expected something to go wrong, and then he was taken advantage of by Ye Yan.

About remembering what happened, Dongfang Bubai looked at Ye Yan who was sitting on the side, the murderous look in his eyes was already undisguised; this person came from a strange background, and he knew the secrets about him, only the dead would not say.

Ye Yan waited for too long, and fell asleep in a daze; feeling a little cold, he wanted to get up and cover the beauty with more blankets.

Then I saw that this person had woken up, with tears in his eyes, it could be regarded as waking up, otherwise, if this continues, he will think that he has made a name for himself.

Once excited, Ye Yan started to feel silly, and ran to Dongfang Bubai and said something; "I...I will be responsible for you, I can make money, I can cook, I can wash clothes, I can warm the bed, and ... still" After thinking about it, he seems to have no strengths. "In short, I will really be responsible to you, and I will treat you well in the future."

If this was Dongfang Bubai who had no problems with his practice, Ye Yan would have been stabbed to death by a sword before he could open his mouth; no, the leader of Dongfang did not use a sword, he was directly stabbed into a hornet's nest by Dongfang.

But what will Dongfang, who needs recuperation now, do?In any case, the bitter days of the little loyal dog are coming; of course, it may be painful and happy, but it may not be necessarily.

The author has something to say: I heard that there will be a collection for being cute, but Su... I can only be stupid, not cute, dears, can you give me a collection?

Looking at you with tears in my eyes, seeing my innocent and anticipating expression... just accept me, I say that I will definitely let you molested!