Tyrant Romance

The courier uncle said with a smile: "Mr. Ji, your son seems to want to drink Coke very much, why don't you just accept it, so that we can do business."

Ji Hanzhi twitched the corner of his mouth: "It's none of my business if he likes to drink." This is not my son.

Ji Xin said sadly: "Dad, don't you love me anymore? You said you would treat me well all your life, and only love me! Dad!"

The courier uncle looked very sad, and with tears in his eyes, he tried to persuade him: "Mr. Ji, your son is so good, can you bear him to have no coke?"

Ji Hanzhi was still ruthless, "Move away, don't force me to bathe this little bastard with Coke."

"I wash, I wash! Dad, I am willing to sacrifice myself!" Ji Xin expressed his sincerity excitedly, hurriedly lifted off his shirt, and took off cleanly in a blink of an eye, "Come on, let the Coke bath come Be more violent!"

Seeing how he closed his eyes and looked at death like home, Ji Hanzhi was amused by him, couldn't help but rubbed his head fiercely, and said: "Since you want to take a Coke bath, then you can bring these boxes of Coke in by yourself. "

Ji Xin looked at him pitifully: "Father, you see that I am so delicate, how can you bear it? I am your lovely and beautiful son!"

"I didn't see it at all." Ji Hanzhi complained about Ji Xin mercilessly, and said, "It's fine if you don't move it, anyway, it's your business if you can't take a Coke bath."

Seeing the father and son confronting each other, the courier uncle couldn't help sweating, and said, "Mr. Ji, shall I help you move into the house?"

Ji Xin's eyes lit up, and he showed his white and tender breasts and stuck them up coquettishly: "Uncle, you are really a good person, please help me! I am willing to promise you with my body!"

Just as Ji Hanzhi was about to turn around and go back to the living room, when he heard Ji Xin's shameless confession, he turned around and scolded: "Ji Xin, do you want your face?"

Ji Xin burst into tears: "No, I don't want anything, I just want to take a Coke bath... Your Majesty, please help me!"

Ji Hanzhi smiled slightly: "Okay, I'm sure."

After finishing speaking, he looked like he had nothing to do with himself, and wobbled back to lie down on the sofa.

The uncle of the courier earns nearly [-] yuan a month, but the work is extremely difficult. The little boy next to him is shaking his naked arms under his eyelids, making him very dizzy.

"Little brother, stand by your side for a while, I will finish moving in a while."

"No, I want to help you, uncle." Ji Xin said sincerely, "I'm all yours now."

The courier uncle shook his head: "..."

After several large boxes of Coke were moved into the house, Ji Hanzhi had enough of lying down, sat up and said, "Why are you still here? Didn't you leave with the courier?"

Ji Xin leaned against the back of the sofa softly, and said sadly: "He doesn't want me because he thinks my breasts are small."

"It's almost autumn, and you should put your clothes back on. Few men really want to see these small breasts." Ji Hanzhi talked about this with a 13-year-old boy very naturally, "I've divorced you, What are you still doing with me?"

Ji Xin bit his lower lip, and said unwillingly: "The emperor... please give this concubine another chance to redeem her sins, and let this concubine serve you well."

Ji Hanzhi looked at him with interest, pondered for a while, and then took the initiative to put Ji Xin's coat back on him, "I said, where did you learn these words?"

Ji Xin hesitated for a moment, and said, "Every night in the courtyard, "The Great Girl in the Qing Palace" is played. Many girls love to watch it, and I watched a few episodes along with it."

"How many episodes?" Ji Hanzhi raised his eyebrows.

"...all of it." Ji Xin confessed honestly, "I like Zhen Huan in it. She is so pitiful. She was favored by the emperor, but she was defiled by the prince the night she went to bed. She fell into limbo. Later she gave birth to the prince's child, and that child fell in love with the prince's daughter, but they are brother and sister! Zhenhuan did a lot of things to stop them! She also went to seduce the emperor and let the emperor issue an order to the county The lord bestowed a marriage, but the princess and Zhen Huan's son died in love, and Zhen Huan also went crazy, she set fire to the palace, the emperor died, and the prince became the emperor... What a tragedy!"

After listening to the plot, Ji Hanzhi frowned, and said, "It's so familiar, it seems that someone has told me about this plot."

Ji Xin said disapprovingly: "Father, "Girl in the Palace of the Qing Dynasty" is very popular now, you've heard normal ones!"

Ji Hanzhi couldn't think of it for a while, so he nodded, "Forget it, don't think about it, go take a Coke bath, I'll watch you take a bath."

"Father," Ji Xin suddenly became embarrassed, "You are lecherous, you want to peek at me taking a shower."

Ji Hanzhi smiled chicly: "What's so interesting about your penis with the size of a thumb? I just want to see how you bathe with Coke."

Ji Xin pursed his lips, feeling very regretful, in terms of the degree of loss of integrity, he would never be able to compare with Ji Hanzhi, who called him his "father", Jiang is still old and spicy.

"I obey, Your Majesty." Ji Xin bowed, "This concubine is going to take a bath now."

……

As a result, Ji Xin naturally couldn't take a bath with Coke. He also knew that Ji Han's mouth was poisonous and liked to joke with him, but the two of them had never really blushed or quarreled.

In fact, people with hot personalities are often the softest in their hearts.

While Ji Xin was taking a bath, Ji Hanzhi went into the study to deal with official business, and found that the school's class schedule had been arranged, and the number of people enrolled in his class was full, a full 150 people!Every time he goes to class, he has to use the largest lecture theater in the school. An hour before class, the front row is full.

"My face..." Ji Hanzhi touched his face while scrolling the mouse to check the school intranet, "It's really harmful."

...You also have self-knowledge.

Ji Xin came out of the bathroom and rolled directly onto Ji Hanzhi's big bed.Ji Hanzhi also simply went into the bathroom and took a shower. When he came out, he saw Ji Xin rolled up his trouser legs to reveal his thin white legs, and whistled at him: "Beauty, give me a smile!"

Ji Hanzhi's face was ruddy, his eyes were watery, and he said with a smile: "Master, then you give the little girl a piece of land, so that I can come up to serve you."

Ji Xin hastily moved away, gave up the Dazhong site, drooling and said, "Come on, come on, beauty, wait for me to die!"

Ji Hanzhi rolled onto the bed, put his arms around Ji Xin in his bathrobe, and said with a light smile, "Look at your eagerness."

Ji Xin put his arms around his neck and said coquettishly, "Dad, you are so handsome and have a good figure."

"My dear son, it's up to you to say that Dad is handsome." Ji Hanzhi pinched his babyface and said, "Go to bed after watching TV for a while, and take you out to play tomorrow, how about it?"

Ji Xin rubbed the side of his neck, and laughed straight: "Let's watch "The Legend of Heroes of the Three Kingdoms", shall we? Recently, all the girls in the class are chasing this."

Ji Hanzhi groaned in his heart, and seriously warned Ji Xin: "Don't always discuss TV dramas with the girls in your class, people will become stupid. You should take part in more sports activities."

Ji Xin said sadly: "But the girls in our class say that I am their best friend, and I also like to discuss handsome guys with them. Dad, there are many handsome guys in "The Legend of the Three Kingdoms". Cao Cao's man is in good shape."

Ji Hanzhi was terrified: "How do you know that he is in good shape?"

"Short oil," Ji Xin said shyly, "because there is a scene where Cao Cao takes a bath in the big bath, halfway through his bath, Guan Yu rushes in, Cao Cao hurriedly put on his clothes, and I can see his abs. "

Which scriptwriter wrote such a ruined TV series?Today's film and television industry is really in a mess, and there are always things that should be taken care of, and things that shouldn't be taken care of.A few years ago, there was a rectification of the people's livelihood news, and even the news about the third party was not allowed to be broadcast, saying that it would expand the bad atmosphere.After the policy was promulgated, it ended in despair amidst a lot of abuse, which is extremely ridiculous.

"We don't watch the movies about beautiful men. Watching some news will help to correct your three views." Ji Hanzhi took the remote control to turn on the TV, and tuned to the provincial TV station of Z province. It happened that "Golden News Spot" was broadcasting at this time .

Ji Xin said with a bitter face: "I don't like to watch the news. I always watch the leaders meeting, whether to help the elderly when they fall, and the sewers in the city are blocked again. It's really boring."

"These are exactly what you need to know, Ji Xin, do you know what China is like now?" Ji Hanzhi asked him.

Ji Xin said quickly: "The Great Heavenly Dynasty is corrupt!"

"..." Ji Han's black line was defeated by him, "Forget it, you are too young, so I won't tell you."

Ji Xin explained anxiously, quickly got up from Ji Hanzhi's body, quickly took off his pajama pants, exposed his close-fitting underwear, and said, "Dad, do you think my 'bag' is big? I'm not small, You see you see."

"Your father's is even bigger." Ji Hanzhi turned off the TV and decided to punish him, "Go to sleep, there's nothing to watch."

Under the extremely inhumane policy, Ji Xin fell asleep wrapped in a quilt.Lying beside him, Ji Hanzhi rarely felt at ease in a week, as if even the air had been purified.Although there seems to be a little problem with the three views of this little bastard, but!It's no big deal, anyway, the three views of talented people are generally not correct.Don't force him to list a bunch of world famous people...

On the next Monday, Z Chuan officially started classes, and Ji Hanzhi was scheduled for three or four classes at [-]:[-] in the morning. He was very satisfied with this way of scheduling classes. Who doesn't like an extra period of masturbation|management time on Monday morning?

As usual, he went out to eat an egg pancake, but this time he only wanted one sausage, and the uncle who spread the pancake asked him, "Little handsome guy, why don't you want two sausages?"

Ji Hanzhi raised his eyebrows and said, "Maybe his mouth has become smaller recently."

"Haha, the handsome guy is really good at joking, why does his mouth get smaller?" The uncle asked with a smile, not believing it.

"It won't be necessary for a while." After Ji Hanzhi finished speaking, he went away on his own, with the background music of Xiaobaicai playing in his heart, but he thought desolately, how long has it been since he solved the problem of compatriots?Has it been more than three months?Since he became interested in Qin Xiang, he hasn't gone out to hunt wild food. A few days ago, Qin Xiang told him that he was going on an urgent business trip, and he was afraid that he would not be able to discuss TV drama issues with him in depth.Ji Hanzhi thought unhappily, who the hell wants to "deeply" discuss these things!I just spent so long with you after liking your dick, I don't know how to be grateful!Simply unforgivable!

Walking into the teaching building, I suddenly heard someone behind me calling: "Teacher Ji, Ji, Ji! Ji——"

Ji Hanzhi immediately turned around and interrupted him viciously: "Don't call me Teacher Ji! You bitch!"

Zheng Xiang was suddenly dumbfounded, swallowed, and asked, "Mr. Ji, what is, what is called Bichi?"

Listening to him is like swallowing an egg whole, sliding it up and down, but I can’t swallow it, I’m choked to death, "Bichi means handsome guy, in French."

Zheng Xiang half understood, "Oh, Teacher Ji, you are also a bitch! Hehe!"

"..." Falk.

Ji Hanzhi didn't know that his nonsense today completely changed the trajectory of Zheng Xiang's life, oh, I accidentally spoiled it, and then said that now, Zheng Xiang stuck to Ji Hanzhi like a dog's tail all the way into the lecture theater, and Ji Hanzhi pouted with an unkind expression , "Find a seat in the back row and sit."

"No need, Teacher Ji, I, I have a seat in the front row!" Zheng Xiang said as if showing off.

Ji Hanzhi couldn't help being surprised, he didn't expect Zheng Xiang to be so popular, someone would help him to reserve a seat on the first day of class, and it was still such a popular class.Could it be that this kid betrayed his appearance?

Zheng Xiang continued smoothly: "I'll give my roommate 50 yuan, please ask him to reserve a seat for me. I didn't expect him to be so nice, so he agreed to me like that."

You give me fifty, and I let you sit on the podium, how about a little local tyrant?

Ji Hanzhi thought bitterly, the big local tyrant is hateful, and the fighting power of the small local tyrant is also amazingly messed up!Don't treat banknotes as money, okay?The vast number of toiling people are about to cry blind!

Sure enough, Zheng Xiang sat in the middle of the first row under the envious eyes of the masses, facing Ji Hanzhi directly, seeing his harmless smile, who could bear to hate him!

I!

Ji Hanzhi shouted in his heart, although his income is not low, but he has a faint hatred of the rich, "Everyone, you are welcome to take this presiding training course. I am your lecturer this semester, Ji Hanzhi."

Ji Hanzhi turned around and wrote his free and elegant name, the back of his head was full of whispers, and he knew what the audience was talking about without guessing.

"Okay, students, shut your little mouths, listen to me now, I'm done, you can talk again, okay?" Ji Hanzhi smiled, and threw the chalk into the box, throwing a perfect arc.

The female classmate below was staring straight at him, "You're so handsome."

"I can probably guess what your intentions are in choosing my course. First of all, who really want to be a good host? Show me your hands."

Swish swish swish, all of them.

Ji Hanzhi scanned it again, and asked again: "Come to see me, raise your hand."

Whoosh whoosh!Not only all of them raised their hands, but most of them also raised their hands!Someone tried to lift their feet up the table!It's scary!

"Okay, let it go. I am very relieved. Since everyone likes me so much, this course will be much easier. They say that interest is a person's best teacher. I believe that everyone can learn this course well. But ——" Ji Han's voice was clear and crisp, and the echo in the huge classroom was particularly pleasant, "Thought about my class..." You have to get under my crotch first!

"Mr. Ji, how, how did you pass your class?" Zheng Xiang asked impatiently.

Ji Hanzhi really couldn't stand stuttering classmates, so he said: "When I'm in a good mood, I can teach in English."

Wow—there was an uproar, wouldn't it?How many Chinese aborigines have learned only chinglish for so many years!

Ji Hanzhi continued to throw bombs: "When I'm in a good mood, I will teach in French."

There was a complete commotion underneath, almost an uprising!

"Ji Cao, we heard that you studied in France, is that right?" someone asked.

Ji Hanzhi nodded without hesitation: "Not only did I study in France, but I also hosted a talkshow on a French TV station."

The author has something to say: continue to be unruly. . .