Tyrant Romance

There was a commotion under the stage, but the stage was motionless.

Romeo glanced at the audience, and found that everyone's eyeballs were about to pop out. She smiled, and she was so insignificant as ever, "My Juliet, is this how you punish me for being late? Oh, I won't allow it, look at me!" How to kiss you alive!"

As she spoke, she raised her chest, lifted her buttocks and retracted her abdomen, and then showed that greasy smile. She bent down little by little, and slowly approached Ji Hanzhi's face.

Romeo held his breath and couldn't help counting Ji Hanzhi's eyelashes, one, two, three... Wow, there are so many...

"Ya Butterfly—" someone screamed in the audience, "Ji Cao's first kiss—is mine—"

Everyone was surprised, and then burst into laughter.

Ji Hanzhi couldn't help but opened his eyes again, and found that the eyes of the girl who played Romeo were full of excited tears, and the corners of her mouth were glistening with saliva. Hey, that's saliva, right? He guessed it right, right?

How about this... Ji Hanzhi raised an arm, put it on Romeo's shoulder, and sat up slowly.

"Who are you?" Ji Hanzhi covered his forehead in pain and muttered to himself, "Oh, what's wrong with me, my head hurts so much, where am I?"

Romeo blinked, thinking that's not how the script was written, "I, I'm Romeo, Juliet, are you okay?"

Ji Hanzhi glanced at the stage from the corner of his eye, it was pitch black, "Julie? My name is not Juliet, where is Erkang? Where is my Erkang?"

Romeo was stunned, he hadn't played the role of the seven dwarfs yet, how did he turn into Huanzhugege, "This is Italy, do you know, Da Vinci, Raphael, Michelangelo, you know? "

Nonsense, I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, so I'm a good all-rounder.Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes in his heart, and continued to say pitifully: "I don't know, I don't know anything, I want my Erkang!"

Seeing him lose his temper, Romeo had no choice but to comfort him: "Don't worry, Ziwei, there will always be a way to find Erkang."

"Ziwei? Don't mention that bitch to me!" Ji Hanzhi said angrily, clutching his chest.

Romeo was stunned again, why is this guy not Ziwei, why is he looking for Erkang, "Then, who are you?"

Ji Hanzhi lifted the hem of his skirt and got off the bed, raised his haughty chin, looking like a purebred American turkey, "Oh, I am the love of Erkang's life, fifth elder brother Yongqi."

"Wow……"

The words shocked everyone, and countless people slapped their thighs under the stage.

Romeo couldn't pull the plot like a vicious dog, and hurriedly asked: "What about the little swallow, don't you want her?"

Ji Hanzhi jumped up and down with a complicated European court-style dress, and said cheerfully: "She said that she is going to serve Huang Ama, strive to become a queen, and take Rong Rong under her banner to train|teach her well."

"So..." Romeo was surprised.

Ji Hanzhi smiled charmingly: "Yes, she loves Nanny Rong, she can't help herself."

Romeo knelt on the ground and cried bitterly: "Juliet, what's wrong with you, my Juliet!"

Standing in front of her, Ji Hanzhi said mercilessly: "I am the fifth elder brother, not some Juliet, lowly maidservant, go find Erkang and tell him, I am waiting for him in the wedding room."

The only thing Romeo can do now is to beg Ji Hanzhi not to kick her off as the "male number one", so she hugged Ji Hanzhi's long skirt with a face, "Julie, you can't treat me so coldly, I am sincere to you ah!"

"It's none of my business, I just want my Erkang, let go of me quickly, and teach Erkang what to do." Ji Hanzhi tugged at the hem of his skirt symbolically, hey buddy, why don't you let go? , still not loosening, you are stuck on it or something.

Ji Hanzhi curled his lips angrily, grabbed the hem of the skirt and pulled it up violently, the hem of the skirt swished and flew up, and he was also caught by a piece of fabric under his feet, and the whole person fell back in an instant——

"Ah!—" The girls in the audience covered their mouths and screamed.

The victim, Teacher Ji, lay on his back without saying a word, his arms twitched, and he passed out.

Romeo sat down on the ground, frightened, and moved over cautiously, "Juliet? Juliet?"

Just as she was about to reach out to touch Ji Hanzhi's shoulder, a gust of wind suddenly came behind her, and a black figure rushed over instantly, half-kneeling on the ground, and hugged Ji Hanzhi into her arms.

"You, who are you?" Romeo looked at the man in the black suit, "This is my Juliet."

"Heh, he's obviously mine." With all his strength, the man hugged Ji Hanzhi, who weighed [-] to [-] pounds, "I'm his Erkang."

Throwing down these words domineeringly, the man strode away from the stage.

"Oh my god, that's great, the CEO is actually Erkang, what a surprise!"

"Princess hug, princess hug, ah~" A girl was completely rotten, "It's so romantic, Jicao must be super light, what should I do? It hurts so much, why don't you eat more?"

"The last scene scared me, I thought Ji Cao really fell and passed out." Someone patted his chest with lingering fear.

Ji Hanzhi woke up faintly, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he was being hugged in someone's arms and walked out of the auditorium. The cold winter wind poured into his empty low-cut neckline, and his small chest was cold.

"What are you doing, let me down, it's against the law to rob civilian girls!"

Zheng Chao twisted his thick eyebrows and looked down at Ji Hanzhi, the worry in his eyes faded a little, "You woke up, where is your body hurting, how do your legs feel?"

Ji Hanzhi lowered his eyes guiltily, and said impatiently: "Put me down quickly, I'm freezing to death."

"It won't be cold in the car, hold on." Seeing his disgusted face, Zheng Chao's eager tone was immediately diluted.

Ji Hanzhi struggled desperately, pushed Zheng Chao's chest away, slipped out of his arms, and squatted down with the fluffy skirt, "Look, I'm not very good, I haven't finished my performance yet, I have to go back. "

After he finished speaking, he stood up, feeling a dull pain in the back of his head, it must have just been knocked out, bad, he won't be going to Huzhou Third People's Hospital.

Zheng Chao saw that he straightened his back, like a proud princess in the Middle Ages, and walked back to the auditorium with a long skirt.

"Oh." He smiled, feeling that he seemed to be meddling.

As a result, when Ji Hanzhi returned to the back of the stage, he heard the host's blood of chicken blood, duck blood, cow blood, and three bloods make the closing speech. He thought to himself that the seven dwarfs hadn't appeared yet, so why did the show end? It's unscientific.

"Ji Yuan!"

Liu Wan appeared out of nowhere, "Ji Yuan, what the hell did you do in the end, why didn't you act according to the script?"

Ji Hanzhi put his fingers into the wig, covered the back of his head, and said apologetically, "I'm defending my first kiss, I'm sorry."

Liu Wan gave him a blank look, and changed the topic, "Uh, but the last Easter egg is really good, when will you make an appointment with Mr. President? It's like husband and wife returning home, you plant the fields and I water the garden, haha, super match .”

Ji Hanzhi wondered how that person would rush up, he was still thinking about it a second before he passed out, this time he was so embarrassing that he was going to be carried off the stage, and all the famous and half-life famous people in this life will be fed to the dogs.

Liu Wan asked: "Ji Yuan, do you want to go up and say a few words in the end?"

"Talk, don't talk about Zhutou San for nothing." Ji Hanzhi said bluntly, he rolled up his ruffled sleeves, and walked up with a long skirt.

Zheng Xiang stared at him with bright eyes, and handed him the microphone, "Sister-in-law..."

"Sweeping the floor must be serious, remember, refrain from impetuosity, resentment, and lust." Ji Hanzhi hooked the corner of his mouth and walked onto the stage through the microphone.

This time, the broadcasting people below sat obediently, they could simply line up and share fruit.

"Medicine, medicament, Chuck, President Ji Cao, let's have a blast!" Someone saw Ji Hanzhi walking up with his gorgeous long dress, and immediately improvised a paragraph, causing everyone to lean forward and backward.

"That classmate, dissemination of pornographic information is prohibited on campus. Where is the person from the Disciplinary Inspection Department? Write down his name." Ji Hanzhi held up the microphone coldly and said.

"It's wrong--"

The classmate who loved hip-hop died so young.

"Students, even though I'm wearing Western clothes, my heart is still the fiery Chinese heart, and my eyes are still focused on each of you." Ji Hanzhi paused, and smiled kindly, "It's all about raising children. Fang Lao, I have raised you for four years, what will you give me in return, and in return for every teacher who has educated you?"

"Promise with your body! Ji Cao!"

"Me too, Ji Cao! Marry me!"

"And me, I have no problem being a concubine at all!"

"Shut up." Ji Hanzhi glanced at them coldly, "The famous grass has its owner."

"But we want to loosen the soil." Someone shouted, "Unless you bribe with Coca-Cola, you will not marry me!"

Coke bribe?He is not someone, how can he have so much money to buy hundreds of bottles of Coke, unless he climbs into the bed of the boss of the Chinese agency area of ​​two Coke companies in the middle of the night.

The roar of laughter kept coming and going, making it difficult for Ji Han to get off the stage. These little bastards have stiff wings, right? Then pull them all to pick up the guests, and leave no one behind!

Just as he was thinking bitterly, the microphone in his hand was suddenly snatched away, Ji Hanzhi glanced at the people around him hastily, and suddenly widened his eyes.

"As usual, tomorrow you will take your campus card to the entrance of the cafeteria to pick up a Coke, and the top [-] will get a Christmas gift." Zheng Chao said succinctly.

So the bottom was crazy, full of jubilation, beating gongs and drums.

Ji Hanzhi glanced at him coldly, lifted the hem of his skirt, quickly turned around and stepped off the stage, and walked into the dressing room.

"Mr. Ji."

Ji Hanzhi took off the wig on his own.

"Ji Hanzhi." Zheng Chao walked up to him and called his name.

Ji Hanzhi took off the card issuers one by one in a noble and cold manner, thinking to himself that it is terrible, the big local tyrant is going to turn his back on him, and he can't forget him, hehe, hehehe.

Seeing that he ignored him, Zheng Chao had no choice but to say, "My phone is still with you."

With a pause in his hands, Ji Hanzhi couldn't continue removing the accessories freely. He sneered, restraining the inexplicable loss and absurd pain in his heart, and began to frantically fiddle with his chest, paralyzed, the phone fell on his waist and he couldn't get it out at all , You have to take off your clothes.

Zheng Chao looked at him in astonishment as he fumbled with his chest, and Ji Han realized something was wrong later, angrily entered the changing room, and slammed the door.

"Mr. Ji, Mr. Ji?" Zheng Chao couldn't put on the airs of the president in front of him at all, he could only push himself down little by little, and stood shoulder to shoulder with him, "My mobile phone..."

"Understood, what are you arguing about? It's not that I won't give it to you, Chairman Zheng!" Ji Hanzhi scolded angrily through the door, "We poor people, even if we are poor, we must be poor enough to have backbone and dignity. I have a vast land and rich resources. We will still starve to death, we just need to follow the party and Chairman Mao, the [-]-mile long march is nothing..."

Please, it's just a mobile phone, Mr. Ji, you are too indignant.

Zheng Chao lowered his head and smiled at the corner of his mouth. He hadn't heard someone chatter like this for a long time, "Mr. Ji, are you alright?"

"Hush, urge, urge, urge me, I don't know that the little girl still needs to change her bra." Ji Hanzhi opened the door suddenly, and stuffed the phone into Zheng Chao's hand, while he himself, half of his skirt off, was naked The upper body, the corners of the eyes are red with anger.

When Zheng Chao touched his warm fingers, he was stunned for a moment, and saw the F bra hanging on the wall of the changing room. The next moment, he was too quick to hide his ears, and pushed Ji Hanzhi hard into the changing room.

Bang, the door closed.

The author has something to say: Friends, we will be cheap again in the next chapter_(:з」∠)_