Tyrant Romance

The splendor of the fireworks outside the window is comparable to Chang'e X flying to the moon to find Wu Gang.

After a long silence, the other end asked gently: "Crying? Don't cry, I'm just setting off fireworks."

Ji Hanzhi wiped the corners of his eyes with his fingers to make sure there was no eye mucus, and then he cleared his throat and said, "Will I cry? Men don't flick their tears easily. There is gold under the grass knees in the yard. The strong northeastern man will let you go because of Mr. Zheng." Crying at a prohibited firework? Then you misjudged me."

"Well, it's really a mistake." Zheng Chao had to admit that his wife's mouth was stronger than Ji Xiaolan's, "I didn't realize that my wife is from the Northeast, and your scruffy boy's body is as thin as yours?"

Fuck!Ji Hanzhi really wants to squirt blood, decent people don't just imitate the dialect accent, okay, it's easy to make people laugh and prolapse, dear!

"You are from the Northeast, and your whole family is from the Northeast!" I am clearly a [-]-year-old pure Jiangnan girl.

"Our family's ancestral home is indeed from the Northeast. Did Madam investigate it on purpose? Don't worry about marrying me, for fear that I will kidnap you?" Zheng Chao chuckled over there. To be pregnant.

Ji Hanzhi lifted the phone away from his ear, and said loudly: "I thought you were a royal noble in the deep mountains of Northern Europe, but I didn't know that you were born in a big sweet potato plant in the Northeast. I really misunderstood you, Mr. Zheng. Don't let it go, you."

"Wait a minute, madam—" Zheng Chao yelled, and hurriedly explained, "Actually, I have Norwegian blood! My great-great-grandfather was a fisherman in the Norwegian fjord, and a big storm blew him to the Bohai Bay. Then he settled down in the Northeast, gave birth to my great-grandfather, then my grandfather, finally my dad, and then me.”

"..." The ability to talk nonsense really has a strong momentum to catch up with his wife. Ji Hanzhi limped back to the bed, lay down straight, and said, "What about the Norwegian, you are just a fisherman, I If you want to marry a prince and be a concubine, you will definitely not be bald like a British prince if you give birth to a son."

Such a lofty and glorious ideal cannot be accomplished with the genes of a big local tyrant!So their ending can only be a proper breakup, even if the big local tyrant holds the wheat and shouts "Can we not break up", it's useless!

Ji Hanzhi said heartlessly: "Fisherman, let's break up. I will not be your snail girl, and you will not be my bald prince." Fairy tales are all lies.

Zheng Chao said coldly: "Don't think about it, eat my clothes and wear my clothes. I haven't fucked enough, and I don't even have enough money to pay back. When did I ever do a loss-making business?"

Ji Hanzhi shrank on the bed, he was the emperor's confinement, no freedom, no blue sky, heavy shackles on his thin white wrists, hickey marks and whip marks on his snow-white skin, his black hair fell down on the pillow, he He murmured: "My lord, please...let me go...please, please...don't torture me..."

Zheng Chao saw that he got into the scene so quickly, and the corner of his mouth was about to say, "My concubine sticks her ass up", but the other end suddenly laughed wildly, and only heard Ji Hanzhi say: "You have the ability to grab men, you have the ability to fuck| Me, you have the ability to snatch a man, you have the ability to fuck | me!"

... Zheng Chao suffered a crushing defeat.

Boom.There is a knock on the door.

Ji Hanzhi said straightly: "Who is there, no one."

"Ma'am, it's me." Someone outside said respectfully.

"Ma'am, I asked Minghan to come here. He can grab hands. I asked him to give you a massage to refresh your muscles and bones." Zheng Chao said from the other end.

Ji Hanzhi cursed in a low voice: "Is it suitable for you to let the owner of the hotel be the escort lady?" Besides, although there is only one word difference between grappling hand and tuina hand, they are not from a martial arts gym at all, okay?

The big local tyrant said incredulously: "While he massages later, you put your phone hands-free next to you."

"what."

"Catch rape in advance."

Ji Hanzhi snorted coldly: "If Mr. Zheng is afraid that I will cheat, why don't you come and see me in person."

Zheng Chao sighed: "Why, empty boudoir is lonely? If I'm done with my work, I'll fuck|fuck you."

Ji Hanzhi hurriedly said: "Then you continue to work, how dare I disturb you? I'm going to open the door." He said and moved out of the bed with the waist of the thousand-year-old.

Boss Minghan is so big that he could almost hit the top of the door frame. Ji Hanzhi didn't bother to look up at him, so he let him into the room directly, "Boss, your boss praised you for your good grappling skills. Let's see if you play well?" Toss a coin!

The boss laughed aloud, "Where is it, Madam praised me, the boss's Praying Mantis Boxing is really amazing!"

Fuck the Mantis Fist? !

Unable to imagine it at all, Ji Hanzhi patted his chest in horror, wondering if the big local tyrant practiced mantis boxing had a mental illness, such as loving nature too much and fantasizing that he was a green and cute little mantis.

"Should I... undress?" Ji Hanzhi thought for a while, glanced at the cell phone next to the pillow, and quickly added, "I mean the upper body."

The boss shook his head, "No need, how can we see Madam's jade body?" The classification of grades is clearly written in black and white, if you make a mistake, the boss's Mantis Fist will be cut off.

Ji Hanzhi thinks that his body is called jade body, shouldn't the one of the wealthy family be called agate body?

So Ji Hanzhi lay down on the bed and relaxed his body. The boss squeezed each other's fists, rattling loudly. Tyson probably did the same thing before he went on stage.

Hearing this voice, Ji Hanzhi couldn't help swallowing, and tremblingly said: "I, I'm Jiaohua..."

The boss laughed straight away, and hurriedly chased after the flattery, "The overlord flower among the delicate flowers!"

Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes and fainted weakly.The boss raised his fists and went into battle, accumulating the pure yang energy in his body, and immediately roared: "Tianma Meteor Fist——"

"Ah!" Ji Hanzhi was startled awake by him.

"Ma'am!" A concerned question came from the phone.

Ji Hanzhi lay beside the phone, panting and said: "The boss's craftsmanship is amazing, I can't help but applaud him."

Zheng Chao said angrily: "I forbid you to groan in front of other men."

So authoritarian | system!Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes and said, "Violent suppression will lead to peasant uprisings."

The boss praised while massaging: "Madam is really knowledgeable. The boss really had the foresight to separate Madam from the deputy director of that TV station, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous."

Ji Hanzhi let out a sigh: "I said boss, I'll sleep in your room, where do you sleep?"

"The hotel was full up and down, so I had to go to sleep with the deputy director." The boss said sadly.

Ji Hanzhi quickly corrected him: "It was you who slept with the deputy director, not him."

"Sleeping with him, what's the difference from sleeping with him?" The boss asked in puzzlement with his thick eyebrows locked, it seemed that he really didn't understand, he was so innocent.

Ji Hanzhi mourned for Shen Yueming in his heart, thinking that when he came to Juxiang, he didn't appreciate the chrysanthemum first, but first admired his own chrysanthemum, how lucky it is!

The boss pressed a set of ancestral massage, and the effect was not so good. Ji Hanzhi immediately became alive and well, and it was no problem at all to pull Lu Zhishen down!

"Boss, thank you, you gave me a second life." Ji Hanzhi thanked him emotionally.

The boss waved his hand, drifted away, and only turned around and said: "Please remember my name, red scarf!"

"Wait, boss!" Ji Hanzhi stopped him, and asked the difficult question that had been simmering in his mind, "Is your surname... Xia?"

After killing Xia Minghan, there will be successors!An outstanding representative of Borrowing the Dead!

The boss was startled, and shook his head with a smile: "My surname is Shang, and my first name is Minghan."

"..." Ji Hanzhi raised his hand and waved, "Goodbye, I'm not going to the boss yet."

After Shang Minghan's boss left, Ji Hanzhi picked up his mobile phone and immediately asked, "Dr. Zheng, I didn't expect that your brothers are not only highly skilled in martial arts, but also very educated. I admire you."

Zheng Chao smiled: "My dad sent him to study for a few years, but then he refused to go anyway, so he wanted to learn some martial arts by himself, what's wrong with you, was he scared?"

"Yeah, I'm so scared." Ji Hanzhi sneered, "I didn't expect the person next to my pillow to be a peerless master of mantis boxing. Why didn't I get cut to death?"

"Because I can't bear it." Zheng Chao answered fluently and was a master flirt.

Ji Hanzhi was depressed for a moment, and then he said, "Goodbye, this chivalrous man."

The muscles and bones on his waist were stretched, and the pain eased a lot. Ji Hanzhi looked at the dark ceiling silently, and fell asleep after a while.

In the early morning of the next day, Cui Qi's call woke up Ji Hanzhi.

"Hey, start playing if you have something to do, and leave the court if you have nothing to do."

"My majesty, the TV station is going to make a film, and you won't come to supervise the supervision? You don't need to worry about your waist."

"Oh, what film, are there island country stuntmen?"

"The first-year freshman of the Legend of Z will play the role."

"What?!" Ji Hanzhi woke up suddenly, and sat up, "These bastards have gone to Japan to shoot a movie! Don't read the book? Damn it."

Cui Qi sighed: "...the emperor is old and weak, do you want to consider abdicating the throne?"

Later, the old emperor got up conscientiously, and turned three times to the left and three times to the right, and found that his waist was much stronger. He went downstairs and found that everyone was waiting for him.

"Mr. Ji, good morning!"

"Mr. Ji, this is the leftover steamed stuffed bun from our meal, specially reserved for you!"

"Ji Cao, you are so handsome, can I go with you?"

"Marshal Ji..."

"Shutup!" Ji Han gave an order, and the collective silence, "Be quiet, listen to me explain the precautions, and then compliment me, then I will be happier."

"Yes, sir!"

"OK, let's get down to business, don't act alone when you go up the mountain, don't get close to the side of the mountain road, pay attention to safety, if any of you try your own danger, I will definitely not send a rescue team to search for you, I will let you practice for a thousand years in this deep mountain , Find a monk to marry."

"Raise your hand, why aren't you a scholar, Mr. Ji?"

Ji Hanzhi raised his eyelids and looked at the girl who asked the question, "Do you think you look a lot like Nie Xiaoqian?"

Don't be funny, Wang Zuxian and Liu Yifei are going to cry blind.

"But she doesn't look like a green snake either." Cui Qi made up the knife, Maggie Cheung is going to cry blind.

The Panshan minibus was waiting outside the hotel. Everyone got on the bus and set off. Ji Hanzhi asked, "Where are the people from the TV station?"

"We went up to the mountain to set up a long time ago." Cui Qi said, "In order to wait for you, we were half an hour later than originally planned."

"So it's still my fault?" Ji Hanzhi snorted.

The students immediately flattered obediently: "Mr. Ji, we have been waiting for you for 1 years!"

"Good boy, but the teacher doesn't want to be a ten thousand year old demon." Ji Hanzhi said emotionally.

Cui Qi sneered through the lens: "Because you only want to be a shemale."

... making friends carelessly _(:з)∠)_.

When the bus reached the middle of the mountain, everyone got off the bus and started to act, playing with long guns and short cannons!

Ji Hanzhi followed slowly at the end. He glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that there was another person in the car, and it was actually a little stutterer!

"Zheng Xiang, get out of the car."

Zheng Xiang hesitantly got out of the car with the DSLR in his hand, looked at Ji Hanzhi with an aggrieved face: "Teacher Ji..."

"What's the matter, auntie is here?" Her face was so haggard.

Zheng Xiang had tears in his eyes, "Teacher Cui doesn't want me anymore."

Ji Hanzhi asked amusedly: "When did he say he wanted you?"

"He obviously sleeps and sleeps with me—" Zheng Xiang stammered, with a shy face, "He and I are married." What a euphemistic expression, the culture of the Celestial Dynasty is really great!

Ji Hanzhi is troubled, Cui Qi, Cui Qi, why are you so cheap, people call you a big bitch, you want him, his brother has practiced mantis boxing!

Zheng wanted to see Ji Hanzhi's serious face. He thought that it would be easier for Ji Hanzhi to mingle with them. Could it be so, "Mr. Ji, Mr. Ji, my brother said that I can call you if I have any troubles."

This time it's not about crying and complaining to his brother that there are people outside, it is indeed possible to cry to him.Who told him to be his sister-in-law?

"I understand, I'll talk to Cui Qi later." Ji Hanzhi had no choice but to wipe his buttocks with his sister-in-law.

Zheng Xiang tried his best to pull out a smile and nodded, "Mr. Ji, my brother is getting married soon, so I'll treat you to some wedding candy then."

marry?

Ji Hanzhi was in a daze, and smiled dryly: "Oh, okay, I'm waiting for your brother's wedding candy."

He is going to marry his wife?Hehe, congratulations, I must tell him personally later.

The two fell behind and gradually separated from the main force. Zheng Xiang stammered about his love for Cui Qi, and Ji Han nodded from time to time, thinking that feelings are really like a woman's aunt. greet.

Snapped.A drop of rain hit the bridge of his nose.

Ji Hanzhi realized that it was raining!The weather in this mountain changes three times a day, and there will be heavy rain in the morning, noon and evening, and it’s too fast to go, no, it’s pouring down in an instant.

"Let's go, it's raining!" Ji Hanzhi dragged Zheng Xiang to run, but because of his back injury, his speed was only [-] kilometers per hour.

"Slow down, Mr. Ji—" Zheng Xiang's feet were covered in mud, he slipped suddenly, his body leaned over, and he fell straight out of the mountain path, "Ah—"

Ji Hanzhi glanced back, and hurriedly pulled him back, but he couldn't hold him back at all, and the two of them rolled out of the mountain road!

Exhausting the last bit of strength, Ji Hanzhi hugged the little stammer...

The author has something to say: By the way, I recently collected five of them in Sang Xin's collection. .I thought that if the writing is not good, please mention it to me, and I especially want to know why. .It could be OCD. .