Mu Chen's Anecdote

The setting sun in the sky swayed slowly and jumped out from the top of the mountain with some tiredness.

Birdsong began to sound in the misty forest, and with the footsteps of the first group of foragers, the stream became lively.

A few fawns born in spring looked around with wet eyes, and began to drink water confidently and boldly. Their mother stood by tremblingly; In the hole; occasionally there will be squirrels jumping around like neat fur balls among the trees, flicking their big tails and touching their little faces.

With a sound of "Squeak--", all the animals stopped and looked in the same direction vigilantly.

The door of a bamboo hut in the forest was pushed open. The young man in a blue robe yawned, tidied his backpack, carefully locked the door, and rubbed his eyes.

Seeing a big crow showing a mocking smile at himself, it seemed to say that he overslept again.

It's really a bird's-eye view, the young man squeezed his neck and went out without paying attention. If he hadn't turned on the light last night to sort out this month's affairs, would he have gotten up so late?What's more, how can people's work and rest be compared with animals? It's crazy.

With a strong sense of getting up, the boy walked along the path to the small village at the foot of the mountain.

The little deer followed curiously for a while, but was stopped by the mother deer seriously.I can only give up and go back to eat the grass.

This morning was as usual, quiet and orderly, the sun shone through the window into the bamboo and wooden hut, the wind blew the pages on the table, and it stayed on a certain page quietly, with two... very ugly big characters written on it ——Su Zhi.

This is the boy's name, and he is also the protagonist of our story. Male, single, unmarried, without a mount, and owns real estate. His house is built on the hillside of Fuxi Mountain, separated from the village by a distance. The villagers don't know why this young man If you want to learn from hermits, the custom of the few people in small villages is that there will be gossiping women who will talk about everything, and you can also speculate on a series of detailed evidence to draw a gorgeous conclusion.

Su Shi is relatively indifferent and doesn't have any close friends, but her small face has been missed by young girls in the village for a long time. Every time she goes from home to work, there will always be three or two girls hiding behind their eaves and whispering Discussion, whispering and laughing, it's not just people.

Once, due to the heavy rain, Su Zhi's original downhill road was blocked by a fallen tree, so he changed his way.There was a ferocious tiger over there, who hadn't eaten for two days, just in time to see a boy with thin skin and tender flesh approaching, his belly started to rumble, and his fangs were shining blue.

"It's getting cold."

Su Chen spoke suddenly, Tiger looked around, wondering who this kid was talking to.

"If there is a tiger skin mat, it should be very warm to sleep at night, right?"

The tiger's eyes are wide open!

Su Shi unhurriedly took out a leather rope from his backpack...two cans of medicine bottles with unknown properties...a long and thin iron ruler...many sharp needles...a series of knives wrapped in a From the black pouch, there was an ear-piercing sound that made the teeth itch.

……

"What, you actually ran away." Su Zhi's amber eyes were stained with disappointment, and he slowly packed his things into his backpack.

In the distance, a huge figure tried to shrink into a small ball, hiding behind a big tree, watching the young man slowly descending the mountain with teary eyes.

I don't want to be a mattress, Tiger Brothers shouted in their hearts.

If a person has desires, it is easy to deal with them, as long as he grasps what he cares about.But if a person has no desire, then... he is really invincible!

Su Shu is not without desires, but his desires usually override others' speechlessness and pain.Because Su's first principle is - stay away from humans.

Su Shu hates human beings, including himself, but Su Shu is not a world-weary person. On the contrary, he enjoys life very much and is willing to live a quiet life at his own pace.The premise is that a person...

His eyes are not so distinct as ordinary people's black pupils and white kernels, but light amber color, with the tip of the eyes slightly raised, indescribably strange, very smart appearance, but because of the cool temperament in his bones, he gives people a sense of humor. To a feeling of alienation.

It’s like a big potato in winter. It’s steaming and full of appetite in imagination, but it’s packed in a big ice cube with a label on it—— Vertebrate Subphylum Mammalia Animal Subclass Primate Homo sapiens of the suborder Hominids are not allowed to approach.

By the time he got to work, Eunuch Sun had dutifully climbed into the air, and some lazy people had almost slept in their cages.

"Su Shi, you're finally here!" An old man hurried out and almost tripped over the threshold, "Have you sorted out the things?"

Su Chen thought for a while, then took out a booklet from his backpack, and when he was about to hand it to the old man, he frowned suddenly. There was a dead air in this man.

The old man was taken aback by his expression, thinking something was wrong, "Didn't fix it? I have to hand it in today!"

"Okay, let's take a look." Su Zhi took off his backpack and walked into the room. He had an inexplicable intuition that the old guy who had been working with him for five years seemed to have stepped half of his foot into the coffin.

Su Shu didn't say too much, everyone has birth, old age, sickness and death, not to mention this person should be considered to be at the end of his life, he has lived enough at this age.

"Have you found my helper yet?" Su Zhi asked lightly.

"Ah? Helper, I've asked the village chief to arrange it, but you also know that it's hard to find people in our line of work, you have to give it time."

"Oh, but I'm afraid I won't be able to do it alone."

"what?"

"fine."

The prelude to a leisurely day slowly kicked off, Su Chen changed into a suit of clothes and fiddled with the things in the bag.

"Is number three's job done?"

"It's not close, but it should be able to be sent to his family before today."

"The weather is colder, and the storage time is longer."

The old man watched Su Shu unfold the tools. His long, thin and pale hands were not as delicate as a girl's, nor were they as sharp as a man's. All in all, they were a pair of very artistic hands, so that no matter what they did, they would be carved into art. The illusion of taste, even if it is such a bloody picture in front of him.

Su Shi put on the protective gear on his hand, pulled down the corpse, stood on the abdomen, picked up a knife and made a sharp cut, the blood of the dead body would not flow, so there was no shocking picture of plasma splashing.

It seems that we forgot to mention that our Su Chen is currently working in the Yizhuang of Fuxi Village. He is the only staff member and the only butler in the village... According to modern language, he holds important positions such as coroner and embalmer!

Cough, as for why he would do this business, the child has no mother to say a long story.in short.It was a job hunting accident by accident.

Su Shi, who hates human beings, tried very hard to try the feelings of normal people, but his repeated failures clearly showed that he was frigid.

In order to rectify this "weakness", he even came up with the idea of ​​becoming a gynecologist, because according to Su Shi's logic, he doesn't like women because he doesn't know them well, and he might like them if he gets in touch with them more. In the end, the fetus was stillborn.Perhaps the village chief forcibly disqualified Su Shi from applying for the job because he considered that this would cause problems with the marital status in the village.

You know, the girls' bodies... can't be inspected casually, not to mention that these girls themselves have a heart for Young Master Su.The girls who don't know the truth regard Su Zhi's frigidity as charm, ah, look at the small bamboo house on the mountainside, the man of Bingshan's ascetic style!You are the man we think about day and night... To sum up, if this group of wolf-like women becomes sick with love or jealousy, if they accidentally cause excessive physical friction with the number of participants, it may threaten the safety of personal property in many aspects Accidents called gang fights, or a young woman who already had a family accidentally stepped on the wrong boat. The small floating opera village with more than a thousand people cannot afford the losses caused by such incidents.

If the living can't serve them, then arrange them with the heartless dead.

Su Chen didn't have much objection to this arrangement. In fact, the reason why he wanted to be a gynecologist was not as bad as others thought. It was purely because he wanted to find out why he didn't have feelings for women from a practical and scientific point of view. Serious and serious psychological problems.

It's a pity that it was ruined before it was put into action.

Fuxi Village is a small village with few people. The roads are not picked up, and the houses are not closed at night. The folk customs are so simple. It is rare for a murder case to occur in 50 years. , the birth rate and death rate are basically the same, and the frequency of doing business in Yizhuang every one or two months is considered regular.

Therefore, Su Zhi still got a relatively leisurely job.

So what does he usually like to do?This child has a quirk, which may be caused by the influence of the dead over the years. The dead child likes to burrow into dark places, such as cemeteries or ancestral halls, which are places where he usually wanders.In addition, when Su Shi was very young, Mr. Shengun said that this child is ridiculously light!Therefore, since he was a child, he has a keen sense of death, so that he can always feel the strangeness that ordinary people can't feel.

After our Mr. Zuo finished his work very dutifully for the day, he wandered back to his hut.

The author has something to say: Happy reading~