this crazy world

After everyone had gone through the process of petrochemical weathering and reorganization, Tsunaki was carried out by Lark. Tsunaki looked at her short arms and legs and cried.

"Reborn... San, what happened to Judaime?" The poor prison temple's voice trembled.

Tsuna looked at Reborn over Yunque's shoulder, flattened her mouth, feeling wronged.

Prison Temple covered his nose, and a red liquid flowed out from between his fingers, and rushed out, his wife is so cute! ! !

Yamamoto was resolute and nervous, stepped forward and pinched the baby fat flesh on Tsunakichi's cheek, "Is it Ganga? I didn't expect Ganga to be so cute when he was young, haha." Then he took Shigure before the duckweed crutch came over Jin Shi resolutely followed the prison temple. (Oh, there is a situation.)

"Reborn, what's going on here?"

Reborn drank tea calmly on the side, "I tried the medicine I got from the black organization for you, it is the medicine that turns Conan and Haibara into children."

"Ah!!! So what should I do now? Isn't that organization easy to solve?"

"It's easy to solve, but I'm sure I'll give you a try with such a fun medicine teacher."

"What the hell are you doing!!!"

For some reason, Reborn's face looked gloomy in broad daylight, "Stupid, aren't you satisfied?"

Gangji blinked his big eyes, and said aggrievedly, "I was wrong."

Reborn paused, then walked out, and took away Kurom, who still couldn't understand it, and Rambo, who was looking for where Tsunaki was. When the door was closed, Reborn touched the If you touch the brim of your hat, you won't admit that you just got cute.

Tsuna was in deep sorrow, didn't notice at all that he and Skylark were the only two left in the room, lowered his head, and grabbed his body with his hands just now, but now he can only barely put it on his body. Shirt, covered from head to toe.

Skylark hugged Tsunayoshi, who was more than one size smaller, soft and smelled of milk. Suddenly, he felt that the idea of ​​reborn was not bad, but Tsunayoshi was very cute when he was a child. Watching Tsunayoshi's small movements, he separated Tsuna with his hands. Tsuna rubbed Ji's entangled hands in his arms. He thought it was a little funny at first, but the twitching shoulders of the little guy in his arms made Yunque stunned for a moment, and lifted Gangji's stubborn and drooping arms. Looking at the face, seeing the tears on the eyelashes, although it is cute and cute, it still hurts a little.

Wiped Gangji's tears with his hands, and kissed the hair on his forehead, "So angry?"

Tsuna wiped his eyes vigorously with the back of his hand, and the child went "I'm not very angry, anyway, reborn has always been like this, I don't know what's wrong, maybe it's a child, and the waste material looks the same as before It's the same, crying at every turn, it's really ugly."

Hibari held Tsunayoshi's face in both hands, kissed his nose, "Tsunayoshi is very cute." Then he saw Tsunayoshi blushing with satisfaction.Then he hid in his clothes and pretended to be an ostrich.

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Conan felt that the corners of his eyes were twitching uncontrollably, and his head hurt a little, "So... who is this?" Who is the person opposite him who wears the same school uniform as himself and looks exactly like that Sawada Tsunayoshi?It can't be Sawada Tsunayoshi's younger brother or something.

Reborn drank coffee calmly, "Stupid Gang, haven't seen each other for a few days and don't know each other anymore?"

Please, it's not a matter of knowing each other. It's only a few days since we haven't seen each other so it's so puzzling. What happened these few days?

Could it be... Conan felt that he seemed to understand something.

Reborn smiled worthy of the word "ghost animal", and said to Conan, "It's just what you think..."

"How come? Don't all of you protect him well?"

Gangji's face was full of grievances, his big eyes blinked and were about to shed tears, look around, Conan even cared about himself so much.

Reborn finally put down his coffee, and walked in front of Conan with a calm face, "You think highly of that family too, it's true that this medicine is there, but..." Reborn walked around Conan in a good mood, "It's me Idiots eat."

Conan felt a little cold on his back, this man...

Some sympathy looked at Tsuna who stood awkwardly opposite, "Hey, does he want to go to school with me?"

"Well, of course." After finishing speaking, he looked at Gangji again, "Did I not tell you that your vacation is only one month, and you only have three days left if you count the days. Enjoy the last few days of vacation. " After finishing speaking, ignoring everyone, he opened the door on the wall that appeared at an unknown time, and left.

You left Gangji alone and messed up, you didn't tell me.

There are only three days left, and there is still that prosecco organization in black that has not been dealt with. Why is it so fast? The leisurely days have not been enough. Tsuna looks at himself as a child's body, although it is not too leisurely.

Tsuna and Conan walked to school, children's legs are short, Tsuna sighed, it's been a long time but they still haven't arrived at school.Tsuna tried his best to maintain the demeanor of the mafia godfather. Although there are almost no such things, Tsuna still kept the same distance with each step, with his waist straight, and his hands... Grabbing Conan who was walking in front corner of the clothes.

Conan looked at his wrinkled and ugly clothes, and the corners of his mouth moved. Conan felt that he should see a doctor. The facial twitching was not a good sign.Although, most of the reason is that the guy walking next to me looks harmless to humans and animals, but in fact... he should also be a harmless guy to humans and animals. Although he has a domineering title, it can't conceal his useless nature.

"What happened to you?"

"Haha...it's okay, it's okay..."

Conan stopped to look at him, and Tsuna suddenly understood the meaning of Conan's eyes very cleverly - if you dare to say nothing, you will die.

Gang Ji swallowed, and tilted his head a little bit to show him to look at the person who had been walking and walking the dog next to the two of them.

Conan nodded to show that he saw it, "And then?"

With a mournful face, Gangji leaned into Conan's ear and whispered, "I... am afraid of dogs."

Conan suddenly became dizzy.

Pulling Tsunayoshi's hand, he took him another way, "Where's Hibari Kyouya? And those people who have been with you all the time? Lanbo didn't see them either. Where did they go?"

Tsunayoshi flattened his mouth, "Kyoya is going to investigate the matter of the black organization. Reborn told me just now that Hayato and the others are going back to Italy after their vacation, and Rambo also left with them. Now Japan is only reborn and me. Gongya three people."

"Only the three of you?" Didn't Conan raise his eyebrows to say that you can stay here for three days? Can only three people do it?

"Well, it's okay." Conan didn't expect that Tsunayoshi, who was still a child just now, would say this in such a firm tone, he was a little stunned for a while, and then shook his head with a wry smile, "I really don't understand you. "

"En?" Gangji didn't hear clearly.

"It's alright, nothing happened."

When approaching the school gate, Tsuna suddenly grabbed Conan, "Conan... I know, you may not like us, but... it's like you chose the detective, although it's not the same as my original intention, but in the end I chose Peng Gull, I also admit that no matter how much you explain, the fact that Vongola is a complete mafia cannot be changed. At least after I took over Vengley, you will hate some practices as a detective, but I can guarantee I have never regretted anything, and I have never regretted inheriting Vengley for my friends."

Conan couldn't react to Tsunayoshi who suddenly turned on the boss mode.

"Conan, are you willing to accept me as your friend, for real." There was no exploit behind it.

Conan looked at the hand stretched out in front of him, and it took a while for Conan to digest what Tsunayoshi said just now. When he looked up, he found that Tsunayoshi's eyes were watery, and he seemed to be aggrieved, so he quickly held Tsunayoshi's hand.

It was only later that Conan realized how hasty his original decision was. Tsunaki was acting cute as a child at the time. The poor famous detective was "deceived" by a seemingly harmless little rabbit.

The author has something to say: I guess it's almost over...

☆、Extra: Thirty questions about cohabitation

1. Embracing and falling asleep

Skylark walked to the innermost room of the corridor. Today, some small families caused trouble outside without knowing the depth, and even hurt people. Although they have killed them all, they are still unhappy. Those people are too weak to satisfy him. The desire to bite.On the way back, I wanted to drag the herbivore, Tsunayoshi Sawada, to kill him for a while.

but……

The leg that was originally intended to kick the door was raised in the air and then slowly lowered. The original breaking into the door turned into an almost inaudible opening sound, and after seeing the situation inside, he carefully closed the door.

Facing the door of the spacious chief's room is a huge desk. Some of the documents on it are sorted out, while others are scattered on the desk. Tsuna is sleeping soundly on top of the messy pile of documents. , after seeing the weird liquid on the document, even Skylark couldn't help but chuckled a bit. Those irritated emotions just now have been forgotten. No matter how bad the mood becomes outside, as long as you come back here and see This person who has been here all this time will become very peaceful, not as peaceful as Hibari Kyouya.

Carefully picked up Gangji, a little dissatisfied with the weight in his hands, why is he still so thin?

The person in his arms moved, as if he had woken up but his eyes hadn't opened yet, his arms were wrapped around his arms and his head rested on Lark's chest, and the sleepy voice was sweet, "Kyoya, welcome back."

Skylark carefully placed Tsunaki on the bed and lay down next to him, kissing Tsunaki's forehead lightly, "Well, I'm back."

The person who finally got the response laughed with satisfaction, put his hands under Lark's ribs and put them together on the back, tightening them.

Hibari reached out and covered Tsunaji's exposed shoulders with the quilt, bowed slightly, and pressed her forehead against each other.

"Good night, Tsuna."

2. Go shopping together

It's rare to have a chance to relax, ah bah, it's a rare reborn to go to the UK.

Gang Ji stood outside Pengo Li's headquarters, took a breath of fresh air that belonged to the outside, even if sometimes the work was not particularly heavy, reborn still would not let Gang Ji go outside, after the work was over, reborn would The ghost and animal attribute sent a series of practice plans to Gang Ji. Although he resisted symbolically every time, Gang Ji actually knew the intention of reborn.

No matter what the rumors outside are, whether they are positive or negative, "Chief Vengley" and "Godfather of the Mafia" have always been at the top of the list of assassins.

But in fact, Gang Ji still wanted to go out occasionally, after all, no matter how big Peng Lie was, it was still just a house.

and……

Gang Ji glanced at the people around him, and there was Peng Gelie's strongest guardian by his side, so what are you afraid of!

"Where are you going?" Hearing the voice beside him, Gang Ji withdrew his eyes from looking around and thought carefully.

"Last time I heard from Lanbo that there is a newly opened dessert shop, and the food in it is delicious." Gang Ji turned around and walked backwards, looking at Lark's eyes that seemed to be shining.He wasn't worried about falling, anyway, his left hand was still in Gongya's. "We also brought some to Yamamoto, Rambo and the others."

"Just go there?"

"Well, let's go there." Gang Ji turned and walked side by side with Skylark, his eyes were full of sunshine.

The two of them deliberately slowed down, but when they came back, they could already see the ever-changing sunset in the sky of Sicily.Tsunaki was holding the things he had just harvested and almost blocked his sight. Lark also had something in his hand, but there was only one thing. Looking at Tsunaki counting how to distribute the things in his hand one by one, it was obvious that no one was in Lark's hands. The tenderness seen in the body.

"This one belongs to Hayato, this sweetest one belongs to Rambo, this one belongs to Yamamoto...uh."

Pick up what's in your hand with a fork and feed it into that chattering mouth.

Tsuna narrowed his eyes slightly and savored the taste in his mouth. It was sweet, bitter and alcoholic...a very complicated taste, but delicious.

Looking at Hibari, "Speaking of which, Kyoya only bought that one, what is it?"

"Tiramisu, Tiramisu."

"Oh, it's delicious." Gang Ji didn't know much about desserts, so he just nodded, as if he had eaten it before.

"Know, do you know the legend about tiramisu?"

"En?" Gang Ji tilted his head, not knowing why he said this suddenly.

Skylark still fed the cake in his hand to Tsunayoshi's mouth bit by bit, and the magnetic and deep voice was heard in Tsunayoshi's ears in the somewhat empty street.

"A boy named Fvan fell in love with a girl named Jane. This boy believed that 'tiramisu' could bring him good luck, so he spent a lot of thought to make a cake. He named the cake 'Tiramisu love', and then this girl ate this cake." Halfway through the story, Hibari suddenly stopped and looked at Tsunayoshi "Then what happened, you know?"

Gangji swallowed what was in his mouth and shook his head.

"Then Jane felt Fvan's love from that cake and married him."

Tsunayoshi looked straight at Hibari, and Hibari stood in front of him just to block the orange light of the setting sun. In that sky, Sawada Tsunayoshi could only see Hibari Kyouya.

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3. Watch scary movies together in the middle of the night

When Yunque came back at night, he saw Gangji sitting on the bed and fiddling with the things in his hands. It seemed that he had just taken a shower, and his hair was still a little wet. Yunque walked up to help Gangji brush his hair naturally. It seemed that he was very comfortable. Slowly fell into Skylark's arms with half-closed eyes.

Tsunaji's animal-like movements obviously pleased the skylark, and the movements of his hands became more and more gentle. Seeing that he still didn't put down the things in his hands, he wondered, "What are you holding?"

"By the way, this is what Reborn brought to me just now. He said it was some confidential information, and he specifically asked me to read it with you. Do you want to read it now?"

Skylark thought of the schadenfreude smile that Reborn had just 'encountered' when he saw the corner of his mouth after he finished manipulating people, and then looked at the things in Tsunayoshi's hand, it seemed that it would be better to confirm as soon as possible.

"Look now, I have something to do tomorrow."

Tsuna jumped out of bed, stepped on the soft blanket with bare feet, put the CD in her hand into the DVD, and came back bouncing back to sit obediently next to Lark, staring at the screen seriously. With Lien's very 'kindly' exhortation [you must read it carefully, stupid gang. 】

At the beginning of the picture, there is a long corridor, and there is no one there. It feels a bit gloomy for no reason. Tsuna suddenly becomes nervous, and leans towards the skylark subconsciously.

Changing faces and freezing in the corridor for a full 2 ​​minutes, Tsuna got out of bed thinking that the machine was broken, and just walked to the screen, suddenly a human face appeared on the screen, with a bloody eyeball still hanging in the eye socket strangely Outside, just like that, Gang Ji suddenly appeared with big eyes and small eyes. Gang Ji was stunned for 30 seconds, seeing clearly the face that was only a dozen centimeters away from the tip of his nose, and then...

"Ah!!!!!!!!!!" Without even thinking about it, before entering the Yan Gang mode, he punched the screen, Peng Ge listed the quality of the products, and Gang Ji punched down It just caused some cracks to appear on the screen, and the reflection of the already weird picture by the cracks was even more indescribably terrifying.

Gang Ji got into Lark's arms all of a sudden, his hands and feet huddled together.

Hibari gently comforted the trembling body in her arms, her voice was more trembling than her body, "re... reborn... this... bastard... bastard. It took a long time for Tsunayoshi's trembling to stop gradually, and the breath was not yet complete. Song Xia found himself put on the bed by Lark.

After putting down Tsunayoshi, Skylark got out of bed and walked outside.

Gang Ji rushed behind Yunque and grabbed his clothes, as if he would not let go.

"You...where are you going?"

Skylark didn't struggle, and let him grab it. "Didn't you say yesterday that you can't sleep together for the next week?" Because you did too much the day before yesterday, the herbivore directly frowned and roared, ordering Skylark to abstain from sexual intercourse for a week.

When Gang Ji was extremely scared, he still couldn't help rolling his eyes, [Now that I think about it, who just came in as if nothing happened! 】Although I want to proudly shut Lark out of the door, but... in this situation, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Tsuna didn't speak or move anything, just grabbed Lark's clothes, no matter where I went, I followed.

Skylark turned his head, kissed the corner of Tsunaki's eyes, and naturally stretched his hand into Tsunaki's clothes, the meaning was obvious, don't go, okay, but...

Tsuna gritted his teeth and hugged Skylark back.

Reborn, you wait... It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in 100 years.

The next day, Skylark came to his desk refreshed, and saw a new task list on it, which was a task he had rejected a few days ago, because it was too troublesome, and too weak herbivores would disturb Skylark's mood.Just as I was about to throw it aside, I saw the signature at the bottom: reborn.After thinking about it, I took it back, forget it, I am in a good mood today.

When Hibari had already driven away, Tsuna was still nestling in the quilt and biting the pillow like a reborn.

4. One party's wake-up qi

Getting angry?

Tsunayoshi doesn’t have such a cute thing like getting up, even if there is, it would be before encountering reborn, alas, it doesn’t matter if you don’t mention the past, mentioning it will bring bitterness and tears.

But Tsunayoshi's absence doesn't mean that others don't either, especially the world-renowned Disciplinary Committee Chairman Hibari Kyoya who is still lying beside him.Gang Ji blinked, not knowing why he got up so early today, and carefully rolled his eyes to look at the dimly bright sky outside the curtains.

What?Why are you so careful, you ask?

Stupid, who is Hibari Kyouya?That is the person who will be woken up even if only one leaf falls!

The opened eyes were a little sore. Tsuna blinked twice carefully, slowing down his breathing and trying to synchronize with the skylark. After Tsuna blinked a third time because his eyes were sore, finally...

The arm is numb.

Then, because of the numbness of his arm, Gang Ji accidentally took a small breath, and then, Gang Ji felt that the world was dark, woo woo... the big devil woke up.

Tsuna closed her eyes tightly the moment Hibari opened her eyes, and silently said "I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping..." in an infinite loop.

Skylark couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. Not long after Tsunaki woke up, Skylark woke up. He felt that the herbivore was keeping his breath carefully and thought it was fun. He resisted opening his eyes to see how long he could hold on.

Skylark deliberately said in a cold tone, "Open your eyes when you wake up."

Open it obediently.

"Wake me up, what punishment do you want?"

Gangji innocently: "Can I not?"

Skylark narrowed his eyes, and Tsunaji shuddered.Turning his eyes around, he raised his arm, pitifully, "It's numb."

Skylark really couldn't help laughing this time, should he be playing tricks or acting like a baby!

Hibari pressed Tsunayoshi's arm with his right hand, tapped his lips with his left hand, and then fell back on the pillow, but the movement of his right hand never stopped.

Tsuna smiled openly and quickly pecked Lark's lips, and then rested his head on Lark's shoulder. It was still early, so he went back to sleep again.

5. Cook

Tsuna thinks that he must be out of his mind to give Skylark j□j a hearty lunch. Last night, he really just said it casually.

【"Kyoya, what do you like to eat?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"If you're in a normal relationship, don't you have j□j bento or something, do you want it?"

"it is good."】

The memory ends.

Although this is the case, you didn't say what you want to eat until the end!

Tsunayoshi thought about it carefully, well, the last time Yamamoto cooked Japanese food, it seemed that he ate more beef patties.

Knead the dough vigorously, why isn't Yamamoto in the headquarters.None of the chefs in the headquarters know how to cook Japanese cuisine, so if you ask them, you may end up making pasta.Sigh, let's do it yourself, it seems that I have seen my mother do it before.

As a result, all afternoon, all the chefs of Pengo Lie stood tremblingly outside the kitchen, listening to the voices that should not appear in the kitchen, and suddenly wondered whether there was more than Judaime in there, and whether they were talking to someone An intruder is... fighting?The occasional high-purity flames of the sky are really scary!

The chefs who have a deep relationship with the kitchen are hugging... crying.

After Dakong Flame finally burned down the kitchen door "as expected", their beloved leader finally came out with a box.It's just that the image is not very good, not to mention the tattered clothes, and a few strands of the fluffy and soft hair were burnt and twisted.

Gang Ji looked at the people outside the door, said "sorry" and then quickly fled away.

After Tsuna went up the stairs, he heard a cry from behind that could be called [sadness].

Skip those chefs going to the Minister of Finance to ask to rebuild the kitchen. In short, when Hibari Kyouya returned to the headquarters, he saw the bento box on the table, and the owner stuck a pink heart on it.And the person who made the bento was standing opposite the table, his eyes were filled with anticipation, as if he was saying [Hurry up, hurry up, eat up...]

Skylark opened the lid and took a look. The beef patty looked pretty good.

Tsunaki watched the skylark take a bite, "Is it delicious?"

Skylark swallowed what was in his mouth, and took out the right hand that Tsuna had kept behind him all the time, looking at the wound on Tsuna's hand distressedly, "It's delicious."

"Really?" Gangji smiled brilliantly, "Let me have a taste too."

Skylark took advantage of his height to lift the bento box high, "I said it was for me, so there's no reason for you to eat it."

"That's right." Gangji nodded, "Then you have to do it for me tomorrow."

"it is good."

Then the next day, Tsunayoshi ate the bento made by Hibari himself. Genius is beyond comparison in all aspects. Although Hilari usually likes to eat some fast food, it is still delicious when he really cooks it.

It took Tsunayoshi a long time to realize that the amount of salt he put in that beef patty was actually horrifying.Although he knew the reason why Skylark drank porridge for a week after that day, the corners of his mouth still couldn't help but think that Skylark ate all those beef patties.

The author has something to say: I have been wanting to make [Thirty Questions of Cohabitation] this cute thing for a long time, but the plan has changed, and I only rushed out a few in the past two days. Happy, the year of the horse is coming, you will have money immediately, and you will have a partner soon~~~~~~~