Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

In November, the wind is cold and the snow is cold, and the ground is covered with white.

It was a rare clear day today, and a ball of warm golden light hung on the clear blue cloudless sky, shining golden light in the snow.

Cheng Zi finally got his wish, holding his beloved little broom to sweep snow in front of the court, the sun was shining from the top of his head, when he looked up, the sun was like a salted duck egg yolk.

By the way, Jiang Shuke said in his letter that he would come back today, and he would also bring the special salted duck eggs from Kyoto, which he wanted to eat.

Cheng Zi smacked his lips, the bowl of porridge he drank in the morning had been digested, his stomach was empty, and he was a little hungry.

The swept snow piled up in the corner like a hill. Immortal Linjiang came in from the door. Seeing Cheng Zi leaning on the broom in a daze, he took a handful of it and made it into a ball, and tapped it lightly on his forehead.

Awakened by the coolness between his brows, Cheng Zi opened his eyes wide and looked over innocently, seeing that it was Linjiang Immortal, he immediately raised a smile and rushed towards him joyfully:

"Linjiang Immortal, you're back—"

Lin Jiangxian stood where he was, ready to be thrown into his arms by him, but suddenly a figure flashed out from behind him and cut Hu in front of him.

"Orange! I'm back!"

The taller and thinner Jiang Shuke hugged Cheng Zi, and when he was in a daze, he hugged him and spun around on the spot, smiling very brightly.

Because he was too excited to control the volume, the whole yard was filled with his cries of joy, and even the snow on the eaves was shaken off.

"Jiang Shuke?" Cheng Zi blinked, finally came to his senses, and happily hugged him back, "You bastard is back! Ouch! How did you lose weight? Haven't you eaten in the past two months?"

Jiang Shuke smacked his lips, his face full of indescribable words: "Don't mention it, Mr. Ji Dao insisted that a literati must be both civil and military, otherwise I will suffer when I reason with others in the future, and force me to learn boxing kung fu. No, after two or three months of practice , Most of the meat I worked so hard to raise is gone."

Cheng Zi let go of him, and took his hand to look him up and down, and sure enough, seeing that he was slender and tall, with a bit of the uprightness of green bamboo and verdant cypress, he smiled happily.

The two little friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time were holding hands and talking intimately, completely unaware that Immortal Linjiang's face darkened two degrees, and she was looking at them quietly.

"Oh, your Jiang family is different than other places."

Suddenly, Cen Xiang's ruffian voice sounded by the door, teasing who he was going towards: "Even the air smells very special, it's so sour."

"Ok?"

Cheng Zi was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that he had a reincarnated Taoist companion standing beside him. He hurriedly turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw Linjiang Immortal's icy face, which looked like sour bamboo shoots that had been frozen in the snow for two days. .

"puff!"

Cheng Zi was having fun in his heart, Jiang Shuke laughed first, pointed to Immortal Linjiang and said, "Look! Here is a mountain god who eats flying vinegar recklessly! Quick! Quickly use the photo-taking technique to record it... Ouch!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Immortal Linjiang slapped him on the forehead.

Immortal Linjiang couldn't laugh or cry and said, "I think Cheng Zi's mischievous nature was learned from you."

When Cheng Zi heard this, he pouted, "Nonsense! I'm not a troublemaker!"

Jiang Shuke covered his forehead and was also a little dissatisfied: "What do you mean by learning from me? He is obviously very talented, and we can at most influence each other!"

Cheng Zi squinted his eyes, raised his foot, and stepped on it.

Jiang Shuke hugged his instep and started hopping on one foot, yelling.

Liu Niangzi and Jiang Ershu heard the voice and came out to meet him. They saw the thin Jiang Shuke holding the child and rubbing it, especially the face, which was almost treated like dough by them.

Jiang Shuke whimpered and wanted to say something, but couldn't connect the words into a sentence. In the end, he could only give up and let his parents ravage him.

Cen wanted to enjoy watching the theater, and helped Jiang Shuke save a lot of dark history with the technique of taking photos.

After the joke, everyone sat down at the cleaned stone table in front of the court, Linjiang Xian cooked snow tea, Jiang Ershu brought dried fruits dried in autumn, and everyone chatted while eating and drinking.

"Is everything over with the imperial court finished?" Cheng Zi asked, leaning on Lin Jiangxian's shoulder, chewing dried pears.

This dried pear is dried from the pear tree in Zhenkou, with a little honey from Jieyuetianque bee and butterfly clan and sugar made from Linjiang fairy. It is sweet and sour with a floral fragrance.

"Almost." Cen Xiang took a sip of his tea, squinting those peach blossom eyes that theoretically look like everyone is full of affection, but in fact he made him feel angry, "Teacher has done so many evil things, and he has been sentenced to a whole family. Kill him and execute him in the spring. That boy Ji Dao has a great talent, and the new emperor disagrees with his resignation, so he will stay and watch him for another two years."

"Actually, His Highness the Princess has taken a fancy to him, right?" Jiang Shuke said with a smile while holding his chin. "On the day the Tai Tuo ransacked the house, Mr. Ji Dao announced the imperial decree, and then pointed at the Tai Tuo's nose and scolded the scriptures for a quarter of an hour. At that time, the Princess was right next to him." Look, the stars in my eyes are about to pop out!"

There is no gossip about the official affairs of the court. Cheng Zi's eyes lit up immediately, and he offered dried fruits and asked, "Hey, guess what they can do?"

Cen Xiang raised his eyebrows slightly, rubbing his chin, thinking about the possibility of Ji Dao and the princess becoming a couple.

Jiang Shuke immediately gave a negative answer: "There is absolutely no such possibility!"

"Why?" Immortal Linjiang tapped the teacup with her fingertips, with a hint of curiosity on her face.

Lady Liu took a bite of the dried fruit and nodded, "Yes, why?"

Jiang Shuke raised his index finger and shook it, with a look on his face that you don't understand love: "The princess likes him because she is not familiar with him, and she is blinded by his occasional reliability and handsomeness. When they get familiar with him, The princess also woke up."

"You don't know how annoying that guy is in the eyes of acquaintances."

Jiang Shuke frowned, his tone full of disgust.

Holding the dried fruit in his mouth, Cheng Zi recalled the experience of getting along with him in his previous life, and suddenly he became excited, and nodded in unison with Cen Xiang.

yeah, that guy...

So annoying!

Ji Dao is obsessed with cleanliness. Even if he looks sloppy and sloppy because he doesn't care about his clothes, his clothes are actually very clean. He needs to change more than two sets of clothes every day and wash them more than twice.

This is true for clothes, not to mention the environment he often stays in. Spotless cleanliness is only the basic requirement, and other things such as polishing all the furniture are also routine operations.

He was in the early court, and an elderly censor was not doing his job properly, and he scolded me back before I understood the question. "

As he spoke, he paused, and when Cheng Zi, Lin Jiangxian, Liu Niangzi and Jiang Ershu all looked over, he said speechlessly: "He called that Yu Shi a rotten ax for following the woodcutter to watch the gods play chess. Even if you are surrounded by spiritual energy in the mountains, and there are experts to guide you in the maze, it is still a rotten wood that cannot be carved or made into a useful tool."

"puff--"

Cheng Zi burst out laughing on the spot, and the Linjiang Immortals couldn't help laughing, they all felt that this person had a vicious mouth, but he was extremely interesting.

However, although Ji Dao is unpleasant in every way, his nature is like a talented and beautiful jade.If you can tolerate his unpleasantness and become a real confidant with him, he will also be the best friend, partner and relative in the world.

Liu Niangzi held her face in her hands, showing a rare girl's longing look: "Will he come to our Yinyu Town in the future?"

"Yes, there are oranges here, he must come!"

Jiang Shuke nodded vigorously, then pretended to glance at Cen Xiang inadvertently, and muttered: "And... isn't there his worldly fireworks here..."

Cheng Zi's ears perked up, and he pulled his arm, his eyes sparkled: "What did you say?"

Cen thought he didn't hear clearly, so he followed up with a question.

Uncle Jiang was originally blushed because of Lady Liu's appreciation for Ji Dao, but now he was smiling and even fed his son some dried fruits.

"It's nothing, nothing!" Jiang Shuke chewed the dried fruit and waved his hands again and again, his eyes curved slyly, "You can ask him when he comes!"

……

Jiang Shuke's return home is a great joy for the Jiang family.

Once Liu Niangzi was happy, she decided to have a big dinner in the evening, and dragged her husband and son into the kitchen to work.

Cheng Zi and Lin Jiangxian were in charge of entertaining the guests, that is, Cen Xiang, the three of them got along very well and didn't need to be courteous, so they sat down on the porch and started making snowmen.

The snow Cheng Zi swept in the morning finally came in handy.

The three of them each grabbed the snow and made a ball, which was faster and more similar than anyone else's.

Cheng Zi pinched a rabbit with long ears, holding a carrot, and two eyeballs made of black beans as a finishing touch, as if it had come to life, lively and lovely.

He put the rabbit on top of Immortal Linjiang's head, squinted his eyes and smiled.

Immortal Linjiang was helpless, but he didn't take it off. Instead, he froze the rabbit with a magic spell, and then pinched a shrunken version of Cheng Zi to hold the rabbit.

What Cen wants to pinch is a fat orange, in a realistic style.

With a chubby body, a chubby head, chubby eyes, and chubby ears, it looks like a Cheng Orange cat with icy muscles and bones, and even the expression of disdain for looking at people with its chin raised is [-]% like a cat.

He didn't need the help of Immortal Linjiang, he cast a spell to freeze the snow cat himself, held it carefully, and couldn't put it down.

Cheng Zi was upset, and said with a slumped face, "How can my cat be so fat?"

Cen wanted to squint at him: "How fat is your cat, don't you know?"

Cheng Zi was so angry that he drove him around the yard, chasing and beating him with a broom as if Lu Bu was still alive, Lin Jiangxian just watched with a smile and didn't stop him, letting Cen want to scream and run.

In the kitchen, Jiang Shuke took out the special salted duck eggs brought back from Kyoto, steamed them in a pan and peeled off the shell and white. Under the guidance of Uncle Jiang, he used a knife to carve the egg yolk into a chubby cat.

Liu Niangzi laughed at them: "Such a round cat will make Cheng Zi angry soon. And the egg yolk is carved like this, are you willing to eat it?"

"It's okay, the oranges must be willing, if you can't, put them in a box, and give them to friends as Jiang's special New Year's goods." Jiang Shuke was so happy that he couldn't see his teeth, "No one else knows, but Mr. Shen Jiangyue must like it!"

"When you come back from a trip, Shen Jiangyue has become an old man?" Uncle Jiang smiled, "Well, another day you yell in front of him, you'd better take Chengzi with you, I just like to see him feel aggrieved It looks like you can’t move your hands.”

Jiang Shuke smiled, and met his father's palm.

The excitement of the Jiang family lasted from daytime to nightfall, and when the sky turned from light blue to dark blue, light snowflakes floated in the sky, accompanied by a few stars, and a bright moon fell into the lights of the world.

The round table is filled with all kinds of delicacies, and the aroma is rich and tangy.

Second Uncle Jiang dug out the wine that had been buried under the peach tree for a month. It was made from plum blossom snow water. He hooked Linjiang Xian and Cen Xiang's shoulders to have a drink with them.

Jiang Shuke ran out of the kitchen with the last dish—spicy grilled fish: "The grilled fish is here!——Hot, hot, hot! Oranges, pick them up for me!"

Before the words finished, Cheng Zi slid over with his chopsticks in his hands, secretly grabbed a piece of fish with his hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and then ran away exhaling hot air.

Jiang Shuke was so angry that he scolded him for his lack of loyalty.

What is righteousness?Is it better than grilled fish?

Cheng Zi happily tasted the tender, salty and spicy fish, and was chased by Jiang Shuke, who put down the plate, to hide behind Linjiang Immortal, and rolled his eyes with a smile.

The fireworks in the world, the scenery of the four seasons, simple and peaceful.

This will be the case year after year.

【End of the show】