Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

"Just for a cat! Are you crazy?!"

Surrounded by clouds and mist, where the mountains and rivers are at the end, a majestic and towering palace is located on the top of the mountains, solemn and majestic.

Today, a series of untimely strange noises came from inside.

The Hall of Law Enforcement, the highest law enforcement agency in the human race's practice circle, was established by the founders of the first generation of Legalists, and it specializes in managing violations of law and discipline in the practice world.

The main hall is not opened on weekdays, and the members do not stick to it. It is guarded by the guardians of the hall, and they are on duty every 49 years.

Unfortunately, the two guards on duty at the moment both have a grudge against Shen Jiangyue who just called the door.

He snatched the adventure.

Still can't beat him.

The handsome young man in silver armor and red spear stood up from the ground in embarrassment, and there was a mark similar to his figure on the wall behind him.

Shen Jiangyue stood not far away, looking at him quietly, there was no contempt in her eyes, she just ignored him.

The young man noticed his ignorance, and his heart became more angry, but because he couldn't beat it, he didn't want to put another mark on the wall, so he could only stare at him with angry eyes.

Shen Jiangyue lowered her eyes, and said lightly: "Incompetent and furious, waste."

"What did you say?!……"

Just a short sentence that was indifferent but full of irony, and could even be called face-to-face abuse, instantly made the blood pressure of the young man full, and he was furious. He didn't care that he was not his opponent, and he raised the epee and rushed to fight him desperately.

Fortunately, before he really gave up his life, a silver light fell in front of him, and the man who stopped Yi Jiangshan not long ago turned into a light, raised his hand to block the young man, and calmly met Shen Jiangyue's gaze with his eyes.

"Oh, it's a new face again. It seems that during the time I retired to Yinyu Town, the team of guards in the Hall of Law Enforcement has changed a lot of fresh blood."

Shen Jiangyue raised her eyebrows, smiled indifferently, and continued: "Unfortunately, it's far worse than before."

The man would not be aroused by him, remained calm, and said in a deep voice: "Shen Jiangyue, is the law enforcement hall the place you should come to?"

He asked this question confidently, without any fear of offending the person being asked.

Shen Jiangyue really shouldn't come to the Law Enforcement Hall, because he has been charged with a lot of crimes here, but it is a real crime.

Stealing people's adventures and deceiving people's treasures, straying into other people's medicine gardens and digging out the treasures of people's gardens are trivial matters.

Among them, all kinds of behaviors of grabbing bamboo shoots in the gray area are entangled in the right way and the evil way, causing both parties to be uneasy. The reward for the painting of his appearance is still hanging in the law enforcement hall.

It is true that the sum of the crimes he committed is not enough to be punished. Many of them have been resolved through mediation and compensation. However, the rest of the people in the law enforcement hall are still stuck in the throat, otherwise they cannot force him to Yinyu Town. .

"Young man, you speak very pleasantly, but I don't like being dishonest." Shen Jiangyue stood with her hands behind her back, her slow tone sounded particularly irritating, "Yinyu Town is a place of exile in the practice world, but it also has its own The rule is that no one can touch any plants or trees in it, even... it is a cat."

He squinted his eyes, and the last three words were sharp and sharp, which could be said to be a poor idea.

"That cat..." The man's expression was a little subtle, but it was hidden under the mask, so no one noticed, "The cat's distress in Yinyu Town was not our fault, why put the responsibility on us?"

"Chengzi's distress, isn't it really the handiwork of the law enforcement hall?" Shen Jiangyue asked with a half-smile.

The young man raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows. He was so annoyed that he wanted to say something, but the man waved his hand to stop him. There was a hint of acquiescence between his words and deeds.

Seeing this, Shen Jiangyue sneered: "It's been so many years, and you're still playing the trick of testing the bottom line. You really can't come up with any new tricks. I wonder if the head of the person who came up with this method is rusted." , otherwise how could you be so stupid."

"Shen Jiangyue, please pay attention to your words." The man's eyes flashed with a gloomy tone, "This time, even if it's a test from above, it's not a test of you. Why come here to stir up trouble for something that has nothing to do with you?"

"you're right."

Shen Jiangyue tilted her head and stepped aside, revealing the person behind her who did not know when.

"So today, I am here with those who are being tempted."

Second Uncle Jiang stood in place with his hands in his hands, wearing coarse clothes, his long hair standing up casually, and unshaved beard on his face, and two words written all over his body - vicissitudes of life.

He looks so ordinary, far inferior to Shen Jiangyue's extraordinary bearing, nor does he have the handsome face of a young man, or the awe-inspiring aura of a man.

But it was him like this that caused the expressions of the two people in front of the palace gate to change drastically, and they subconsciously put their weapons horizontally in front of them.

"I'm too lazy to say much, you two listen carefully to what I say next, and then pass it on to the person above."

Uncle Jiang put his hands in his hands like an old farmer, his eyelids were half drooping, and his laziness was mixed with a little impatience.

The youth conditioned reflexively answered "Yes", and then recovered from Shen Jiangyue's mocking eyes, his face flushed.

The man took a deep breath, lowered his head humbly, and replied in a deep voice, "Please tell me."

"First, I don't like being tempted. Next time, Yinyu Town will no longer be a place of exile in the Hall of Law Enforcement, but a place of rebellion in the practice world."

Uncle Jiang said lightly that the emphasis is like a thousand words.

Hearing this, the two immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"……Yes."

Uncle Jiang sighed: "Secondly, I know that he is acting like this to lure me out on purpose. I also know the reason. It is for the secret realm of Jieyuetianque that will open the entrance at an unknown place in the near future. Tell him, and I will help you again." Him once, for the last time."

"Yes."

"at last,"

Second Uncle Jiang drew out his right hand and pointed, and the gate of the law enforcement hall behind the two of them was blown to pieces.

"My cat loses one hair, and he will be unlucky when he meets Yue Tianque. Remember, you must bring this sentence with you."

"……Yes!"

The two lowered their heads very low, almost looking at their toes.

They didn't look up until they didn't hear any new words for a long time, but there was nothing in front of them, and there was no half figure anymore.

Instead, there was a sentence left on the ground, in Shen Jiangyue's handwriting——

Cultivate well, and strive to let me use two hands to punch you into the wall next time.

Don't be too directional in these words, the young man blushed instantly, and shouted angrily:

"Shen Jiangyue! Don't defile people's innocence out of thin air!"

……

"It turned out to be Mr. Linjiangxian, thank you for saving my orange."

By the stream, Miss Liu hugged the heavy Cheng Zi, and bowed slightly to thank Linjiang Immortal. Her words were sincere and her smile was warm, filling Cheng Zi's heart with a sense of crisis for Uncle Jiang.

"You're welcome." Immortal Linjiang's eyes flashed, but she didn't let go of her pretended strangeness, "You raised him well."

"Meow meow meow!"

Cheng Zi couldn't help interjecting, dancing and yelling in Lady Liu's arms, telling all about Linjiang Immortal being a mountain god, using spells to heal his wounds, and making candy.

The purpose, of course, is to test whether the shit-shoveling officer in his family is a practitioner, or whether he knows about cultivation.

Liu Niangzi raised her eyebrows slightly, as if she was surprised and puzzled by what he said, but soon laughed again, and tapped his forehead lightly with her index finger.

"Silly cat, what nonsense are you talking about? There are no gods and ghosts in the world. That's what Mr. is joking with you."

"Meow?"

Cheng Zi's eyes widened, and his soft cat meow made a long ending sound.

Are you kidding me?

impossible!

My binocular vision is 5.0!I am a cat with excellent dynamic vision!How could it be wrong!

Cheng Zi frowned unconvinced, raised his small head and was about to seriously refute a few words, but stopped when he saw the doting smile in Liu Niangzi's eyes.

In fact, regardless of the facts, Liu Niangzi's reaction was indeed the normal reaction of ordinary people who heard about what he had just experienced.

First surprised, then puzzled, and finally refused to believe.

If Cheng Zi was a human being, there might be multiple questioning and rebuttal links in the middle, and at the end he would get two words of comfort or kind ridicule.

Therefore, this is not a world where all people practice, at least not yet.

Liu Niangzi, and everyone in Yinyu Town, are just one of the many beings, and have nothing to do with these fairy things.

Thinking of this, Cheng Zi felt a little lost, but more relaxed.

Although he has great curiosity and expectations for the civilization of cultivating immortals, he also knows how much he has.

He's just an ordinary little fat kitten, but he doesn't dare to participate in the lives of the gods and bosses.

Therefore, living an ordinary life around ordinary people is his answer in this life.

"Meow meow."

Cheng Zi thought about it, swallowed the retort immediately, and replaced it with the cat version of "Ah yes yes yes".

Lady Liu smiled, rubbed his cat ears and said, "Go say goodbye to Mr., we should go back."

Cheng Zi nodded, flicked his tail and jumped towards Immortal Linjiang, who was supported by his cane.

He didn't care, he squatted firmly on the cane, his clear cat eyes met Linjiang Xian's peaceful sight, and began to meow meowing in rhythm:

"Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow!"

Cheng Zi's naturally soft voice is so soft and cute, although she seems to be acting like a baby when she pulls out the long-tailed voice, she is actually speaking very seriously.

As for what to say...

"Are you writing a recipe?"

Lin Jiangxian stretched out his hand and poked Cheng Zi's forehead, his indifferent expression showed a hint of whether to laugh or cry, and then repeated the type of candy he ordered:

"Mints, lemon candies, orange candies, rainbow candies... I'm not afraid of eating my teeth."

"Woo meow meow meow!"

Cheng Zi jumped into Immortal Linjiang's arms, tilted his head and rubbed against his chest, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing against his chest, making his chest feel slightly hot, but he didn't know it.

"Meow--"

He raised his head, his big round eyes filled with pure sunlight, full of expectation and pleading, sparkling.

I don't take advantage of you, I'll trade you for something else!

The pear in Yinyu Town!Angler's fish!Rabbit Tayu's carrot and cabbage leaves, Jiang Shuke's handwriting practice book, whichever you want, I'll trade it with you!

Immortal Linjiang: "..."

The cold mountain god finally couldn't help laughing, and lowered his head to clumsily rub against his forehead.

"Okay, next time we meet, I'll bring it for you."

Not far away, Liu Niangzi and Wang Dalang maintained the same hand-holding posture, watching the interaction between one person and one cat, with a hint of eccentricity in relief.

"The mountain god of your Liu family likes cats?" Wang Dalang asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

Lady Liu asked back, "Who in this world doesn't like cats?"

Wang Dalang: "...tsk."

……

Watching Lady Liu, who was holding Cheng Zi, leave with Wang Dalang, without the weight and temperature of a cat in her arms, Immortal Linjiang was suddenly not used to it.

He stood there, staring at the sparkling stream for a long time:

"The other kinds of fruit candies are fine, Skittles..."

Immortal Linjiang tilted her head, stretched out her cane a little, and there was a light rain in the mountains.

The rain washes away the mountain dust.

After the clouds disappear and the rain falls, a rainbow bridge is erected on the horizon.

Immortal Linjiang looked up and said softly: "The color is complete and bright. Well, you can cut a piece and go back to make sugar."

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