The roommate of the fishing department wants to bend me every day [Wear the book]

Jiang Xuhan didn't move all the time, and the atmosphere between the two of them became a bit awkward for a while, Fu Weiyang was about to ask him what he was dawdling in, Fang Tanyi was surprised in advance: "Oh, third child, why are you still bringing these things to class? ?”

Fu Weiyang waited impatiently, and pulled Jiang Xuhan's hand, feeling the sweat on his palm by the way, he lowered his eyes and whispered: "The last time I was injured, I borrowed it from the school doctor, and I just have to pay it back after class."

Fang Tan said "Oh", and lowered his head to reply to Bai Menglei's news, not paying attention to the two people around him.

Jiang Xuhan was afraid that the sweat from his palms would rub against Fu Weiyang's hands, which would make him feel disgusted, so he hurriedly wanted to withdraw it.

Fu Weiyang frowned slightly, and pulled him hard, his light eyes fell on his younger brother coldly, his lips, which were darker than the cherry color, opened and closed, and his tired voice turned into his ears, " do not move."

The distance between the two is too close, from the perspective of the professor in front, they seem to be hugging each other and whispering something.

The Buddhist professor glanced at them, and lazily teased: "The two people behind, please pay attention to the distance." The professor lifted his sleeves up, and continued to laugh: "I consider myself quite enlightened, and I will never interfere with your little ones. It’s a matter between lovers, but if you don’t have enough credits, you two will really be in trouble.”

The students in the classroom were guided by the professor's words to look at them together. Seeing that one of them was a straight killer and the other was homophobic, they immediately "growled" in their hearts, and they were all shocked.

Jiang Xuhan opened his mouth, his face flushed, and he muttered softly, "We are not..." young couple.

The professor glanced at them, and continued to laugh, "It's not because you are blushing. If not, you should hurry up and listen carefully. I see that you have been flirting with others for a long time, so you should stop molesting them."

"..." Jiang Xuhan suddenly felt that the professor was playing tricks on them.

Fu Weiyang nodded to the professor apologetically, and hurriedly opened the cotton swab to let the iodophor seep out from one side, and quickly helped Jiang Xuhan clean up the blood.

Bai Menglei came at the right time. He slipped behind them and spread his hands, revealing a bunch of colorful band-aids, "Brother, choose one."

Fu Weiyang seemed to find it amusing to see Jiang Xuhan blush, so he took a pink one and stuck it on Jiang Xuhan's hand.

"Why pink?" My younger brother's face was a little hot. If a big man uses this color, he really won't be laughed at.

Fu Weiyang glanced at him with a half-smile, and said lightly: "This year's popular style, macho fans."

Hearing the word "macho", Jiang Xuhan's face turned red again, but Fu Weiyang chose this color for him, does it mean that he is actually a macho rather than a younger brother in the other party's heart?

Fu Weiyang was satisfied to see his younger brother showing a dumbfounded expression, and inadvertently hooked the corners of his lips, which was interesting.

Fu Weiyang immediately went to the school doctor's office to return things after class, Fang Tan saw that Jiang Xuhan's cheeks were still tinged with a strange redness, and said straightly: "Brother, you won't be really bent by the third child, right?"

Hearing this, Jiang Xuhan turned his head abruptly, almost hitting Fang Tanyi's nose.

As soon as Fang Tan activated his dodge skill, he nimbly dodged to the side, and continued to babble, "Well, after just a few days of getting along, I found that the third child is not bad, and he is not as bad as the rumors outside. I don't know what he thinks of you now."

Jiang Xuhan thought that the cake that Fu Weiyang brought back last night was not prepared for him alone, and his expression showed a little disappointment, "Maybe I have lost my mind."

"Not... not necessarily."

"All ears!" Jiang Xuhan said excitedly as if seeing the dawn.

Fang Tan nodded his chin, and then conducted a nonsensical analysis, "The professor was obviously joking with you just now, and he didn't come forward to clarify, right? And he even took the initiative to clean up your wound, tsk tsk, maybe The third child is watching you play every day, so he is afraid that you will get hurt, so he carries iodophor gauze with him."

"But he said he borrowed it from the school doctor when he was injured last time." Jiang Xuhan said this, but in his mind he especially hoped that this sentence would be denied by Fang Tanyi.

Sure enough, the good brother understands his heart very well, "You can't guess the killer's mind, and you can't believe everything the killer says. Isn't it said on the Internet that when you love someone, you usually like to talk ironically. If he says no, it may be want."

Jiang Xuhan was "enlightened", and instantly became much happier. He remembered the "ironical literature" of Fang Tanyi, a virgin, and firmly believed that Fang Tanyi, who had zero love experience, was his guiding light!

As soon as Fu Weiyang returned to the dormitory, he received a message from Jiang Xuhan.

[Little Corgi: Do you want to eat rice noodles?My second child and I are at the school gate. 】

[Bone Essence: I don’t want to eat, you go, thank you. 】

Jiang Xuhan pondered for a while, the irony of not wanting to eat, isn't it just wanting to eat?It should be wanting to eat but not wanting to come out, right?

[Little Corgi: Alright, then I'll bring you a copy and wait. 】

"??" Fu Weiyang was at a loss, and confirmed several times that he really said "I don't want to eat". He was a little sleepy and didn't bother to send any more messages, so he threw his phone aside, leaned against the bedside and closed his eyes to rest.

Five minutes later, Jiang Xuhan sent another message.

[Little Corgi: Do you want to drink the new bamboo-flavored sparkling water?It goes well with rice noodles. 】

[Bone Essence: Thank you, I don't drink sparkling water very much, so there's no need to spend money. 】

[Little Corgi: Okay, sparkling water and rice noodles, they'll be here right away. 】

"..."

All right, he didn't understand what kind of madness Jiang Xuhan was having again. Fu Weiyang could only attribute this behavior to the fact that he invited Jiang Xuhan to eat a cake, and the other party didn't want to owe him a favor and was eager to pay it back. Just pretend not to understand.

It's just that Fu Weiyang didn't expect that his younger brother's irony literature didn't end in this rice line.

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Fu Weiyang had just sent a WeChat message telling them to go to the classroom first, and he had to send the clothes to the laundry room, and then rushed there, but when he came down, he met Jiang Xuhan who was waiting for him with a notebook.

Bai Menglei took everyone to eat chicken in the dormitory, but Fu Weiyang declined, he didn't like playing games very much, and he didn't even register an account.

Jiang Xuhan had already registered enthusiastically, and took the initiative to use the idle machine to help him log into the game.

Bai Menglei glanced at Fang Tanyi, pointed to a place and said, "Just jump here?"

Jiang Xuhan stared at Fu Weiyang, and said righteously, "If you don't dance, I won't dance."

Bai Menglei: "..."

Fang Tanyi: "..."

Today, when a few people were chatting in the dormitory, Bai Menglei and Fang Tan took the initiative to mention that they were single and had never given roses to a girl before. Fang Tan turned to look at Jiang Xuhan and Fu Weiyang with great interest Asked: "Do you like roses?"

Fu Weiyang shook his head lightly, "No."

Jiang Xuhan didn't like roses, but his father and his mother often showed their affection in front of him, and the most indispensable thing in the house was roses. As time passed, he didn't feel that these things were tacky, so he said casually: "I good."

The next day, Jiang Xuhan came back from the stadium, not far away, he saw Fu Weiyang walking towards the dormitory building holding a large bouquet of roses.

The younger brother was startled, the ball rolled to his feet and he didn't notice it. He stared straight at the bouquet of bright red roses and nodded firmly. I knew that he still liked me.

The author says:

Fu Weiyang: Wash up and sleep, don't be surprised all the time;

Jiang Xuhan: Don’t pretend, you just love me, hmph (Little Corgi who is already ready to welcome the rose, showing expectant dog eyes)