not sad planet

The little dog looked embarrassed, pressed its four paws in the bathtub, and slid a few times before barely standing still, staring at Liangshu who was walking towards it holding the shower as if facing a big enemy.

Liang Shu squatted beside the bathtub, looked down at a fierce light, and happily asked, "Lingling, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Don't call me the dog's name," the puppy in front of him said fiercely, "I warn you, just take a shower and don't touch me."

Yo, I didn’t say it before, now you’ve turned into a stupid puppy and want to climb on my head?

Liang Shu didn't take it seriously at all, and said viciously: "Just move your hands and feet, you bite me?" He snorted, and then said: "Stop being sentimental, if it wasn't because of Lingling, you thought I was Will bring you back?"

After testing the temperature of the water with his hand, Liang Shu pointed the shower towards the wet puppy, starting from the back, and slowly wet its body and legs downward.

"How did you become like this?"

"I don't know, it's like this when I wake up."

Liang Shu bathed the puppy very skillfully, except that he took the dog to the pet shop to bathe it a few times when he just brought it home, after that he and Yu Ling washed it at home together.

I remember that when Lingling first came to their house, she was very wary of unfamiliar environments and extremely restless. Every time she took a bath, she would splash water everywhere, and neither of them could handle it. In the end, Yu Ling took her to a pet shop with a stinky face. bath.

"Is it amnesia?" Liang Shu's mind was a little confused, he was actually not sure whether it was a dog that had become a spirit or a human being was more likely to become a dog.

Looking aside, he saw the shower gel on the shelf, which was his favorite scent of chamomile, but Yu Ling said it smelled bad.

In the past, every time Liang Shu bathed his puppy, he would spray it with chamomile-scented body wash for dogs.After taking a bath, I have to blow dry it with a hair dryer. The gray and soft hair becomes fluffy, very easy to touch, and the whole body becomes fragrant.

At that time, he would always hold the bell, and couldn't help but bury it on top of it and suck wildly.

"I've watched too many dog ​​blood dramas." The puppy blinked his chubby eyes, "I don't have amnesia, I remember you—the ex-boyfriend." The last three words were very deliberate.

"That's right," Liang Shu said through gritted teeth, "After you transform back, you should thank your ex-boyfriend for bathing you!"

The puppy lazily said: "Oh, thank you for my helpful ex-boyfriend." It didn't sound like thank you at all, but the tone was quite mocking.

Liang Shu laughed back angrily: "How did you get here?"

"Come over."

After giving the puppy rubbing bubbles, Liang Shu asked suspiciously, "Do you know that I live here?"

The puppy gave a "woo" and didn't answer.

"How long have you been walking?"

"Forget." A small splash of water splashed into its ears, and the puppy shook its head in discomfort, trying to shake the water out.

"Don't move!" Liang Shu was worried that the water would go deeper, so he quickly pressed its head, "I'll go find a cotton swab."

He got up to leave the bathroom and came back with two cotton swabs in his hand.

The puppy didn't wait obediently, but wandered around the room with wet paws, turned his head and looked around, "Why do you still live in such a crappy place?"

"None of your business." Liang Shu grabbed the puppy by the tail and hugged it up. "I don't have the money to rent a more expensive place."

His tone was very impatient, but his hands were very careful. He slowly inserted the cotton swab into the puppy's ear, and bit by bit the water around the pinna came out.

It turned out that after the breakup, his life was as bad as before. Yu Ling said very sympathetically, "Oh, that was miserable."

Liang Shu said in a disdainful tone, "That's better than when I was with you."

"Woo..." The ear was itchy from being poked by the cotton swab, and the puppy whimpered uncontrollably, but stopped immediately, "Why am I making such a sound?" Yu Ling broke down a bit.

"Hahahahahaha!" Liang Shu laughed loudly.

After finally bathing and drying his hair, Liang Shu started to grow big again. There is no kennel at home, so where to let him sleep is also a problem.

Liang Shu came to the living room with the puppy in his arms.

The puppy glanced aside, "I don't want to sleep on the sofa, I want to sleep on the bed."

"I only have one bed here, admit it, do you still covet the body of your ex-boyfriend?" Liang Shu stared at its furry head, restraining the urge to touch it.

Yu Ling sneered and said, "Come on, just your white-cut chicken body?"

This Liang Shu was not happy, and retorted angrily: "You have the nerve to say me? I exercise every week, how about you? You don't go out once in half a month, and you are as thin as if you have taken drugs, and you can't lift your shoulders." I can't carry it, eight out of ten times I move it by myself..."

Other things can be ignored for the time being, but no normal man can bear being questioned by his ex-boyfriend about his sexuality.

Yu Ling smiled coldly: "Aren't you the one who cried?"

Liang Shu blushed, and silently shut up.He changed the subject: "Hey, let's talk about sleeping on the bed first. You won't pee on the bed in the middle of the night, will you?"

Yu Ling glared at him: "...don't really treat me like a dog?"

"Go, go, go."

Liang Shu turned around and walked into the kitchen again, and put the puppy on the floor. He hadn't had dinner yet, so he was going to cook a bowl of noodles casually.

"By the way," Liang Shu lowered his head, looked at the dog's head drooping on the ground, and asked seriously, "Are you hungry? Do you eat dog food?" He was thinking about going downstairs to the nearest pet store to buy some dog food.

"No, I want to eat what people eat." I didn't expect this puppy to be picky.

It was after eight o'clock in the evening, just right, and Liang Shu didn't bother to go out again, so he peeled two ham sausages for him.

While waiting for the water to boil, Liang Shu leaned down to observe the puppy eating. It was biting the ham sausage on the plate, making slight noises, and its cheeks bulging.

Bang, bang—it was the sound of teeth hitting the porcelain plate, Liang Shu couldn't help laughing.Will IQ drop after a person becomes a dog?

Still feel very magical, is this a dream?

"... Liang Shu, Liang Shu, are you deaf? Can you hear when the water is boiling?"

Liang Shu came back to his senses suddenly, and quickly put the noodles on the table into the pot, "I heard it! I'm not deaf, I can hear it with both ears!" He thought that the dream was too real, and Yu Ling in the dream seemed to be the same as in reality. It's no different, they don't like to talk about people.

"Tell me honestly, did you abuse Lingling? That's why it gave me a dream to turn you into a dog?"

The puppy moved its paw and pushed the empty plate in front of it, "No."

Liang Shu didn't believe it, so he bent down and approached the puppy, saying irrefutably, "There is no basis for what you say, a cold-blooded and ruthless person like you can do anything."

"No, it's not." The puppy raised its paw as if venting its anger, and pressed it to Liang Shu's face with a "slap", "You understand, I'm the one who buys dog food and clothes for it, and I'm the one who cuts it and takes a bath. I’m the one who shovels shit and walks the dog downstairs every day, what about you, what do you think you’ve been doing besides picking up the dog?”

The furry touch on his face made Liang Shu lose his temper, and it was indeed his fault. He lowered his voice and said without confidence: "I have bathed you."

Liang Shu knew in his heart that based on what he knew about Yu Ling, this man was certainly not a psychopath, nor could he abuse animals.Whether it's asking a bunch of strange questions or making trouble for no reason, his purpose is just to prove whether Yu Ling really exists, or maybe it's just that he misses his ex-boyfriend so much that he is dying of illness, so that he has hallucinations.

The puppy yawned, his eyes could barely open, and he muttered, "I'm so sleepy, eat, I'm going to bed." Then he raised his paw and stumbled towards the bedroom.

It must be really exhausted, Liang Shu thought to himself.

"Sleep, sleep, I will take you to the hospital tomorrow."

The puppy stopped immediately, turned around, and said vigilantly, "What are you going to the hospital for?"

Could it be that Liang Shu wanted to send him to some medical research institution for an autopsy?

Liang Shu didn't answer him, but asked, "Are you really Yu Ling?"

"Yes, you still don't believe me?"

"Oh," Liang Shu said, "then I have to go to the hospital tomorrow to make an appointment to see my brain, and I will go to the pet hospital to check you too."

"..." Yu Ling sneered coldly: "You must be sick."

Liang Shu bared his teeth at him, and fought back ferociously: "You are the only one who is sick!"

Shouldn't all sane people question the rationality of a human becoming a dog?

I believe that Yu Ling is really sick when he turns into a dog. The dog is obviously ten thousand times cuter than Yu Ling.

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I really want to lick the dog