This is definitely not a serious fantasy essay!

But before Ning Yu broke out his feelings, Song Song's words made Ning Yu suffocate and couldn't say anything.

"Hey you boy! Are you in the mood to chat with your buddy now? I haven't even turned on my phone after going out for a month, so my buddy wants you to bring me some specialties, but I can't find you."

Ning Yu: "??? What?"

"Aren't you buddies anymore? You still pretended to be confused with me. Didn't your mother say that you asked for leave to go to Hainan to play? She said it was for some social survey, you boy, what are you so anxious about when you are a sophomore in your senior year? I see you I just want to find an excuse to go out and play. I don’t want to laugh at your thoughts, so why are you pretending to be in front of my buddies? After all, you’d better give me some special products, coconuts or something..."

"Your brother-in-law coconut! You want coconuts, don't they sell them in supermarkets? No! When did I ask for leave to go to Hainan??! And my mother asked for it?"

"Pfft, Xiao Ningzi, you won't lose your memory, right? It's just like the stick drama you love to watch. After being hit by a car, you don't even know what you did before! How funny! Hahaha!"

Song Song is an idiot!Ning Yu ruthlessly greeted Song Song from one year old to 20 years old. It seems that the matter of becoming a cat is not as simple as originally thought. It seems that there is a third party involved. Cats are going to take over the world, take me as a test subject!I really earned eight lifetimes of bad luck, I'm so...

"Little Ningzi? Why don't you speak? Could it be that what I said is true?? Are you really amnesia?"

"Go to hell! There are no coconuts, only black people!" Before Song Song could answer Ning Yu, he ended the voice call, and then directly logged out of QQ.It seems that Song Song, an idiot, doesn't agree with his aura. Since his mother asked for leave, it proves that someone has approached his mother. Before, he was worried that his mother would know about this matter, and if he accidentally cared too much about him, he would choke... Now It seems that I have to find my mother.

Could it be that my mother is the big BOSS behind the scenes... In order to punish me for not living according to her ideas for so many years, I think it doesn't matter if I have a son like me, so I just turned me into a cat and let me taste the taste of being a cat so that I can cherish it more. people's day or something...

What a horrible mom...

Ning Yu jumped off the computer desk, turned her head and glanced at the time under the computer, it was past ten o'clock, and Mo Qihe...hadn't come back yet.

Forget about it for now, after calling my mother, Ning Yu walked gracefully towards the phone in the living room, twisting the cat's buttocks, suddenly thinking that no one was looking at it, and collapsed in an instant, and the cat was very tired walking with its back straight.

Cough, call home so late, mom won't blow me to death...

"Beep...beep...beep..."

"Hello?" It was really my mother's voice! !I thought that as soon as I answered the phone, there would be a "meow" from the opposite side, so Ning Yu really wouldn't have to live like this, "Who is it late at night? I don't buy insurance."

Sure enough, it was the usual style of his mother, Ning Yu silently dripped a few drops of sweat in his heart: "What is that, mom, it's me, your son." Well, if someone sees Ning Yu like this now, he believes that People will definitely send him to the Academy of Sciences without any hesitation, or call the mental hospital by themselves. Has anyone ever seen a cat talking on the phone with one foot on the receiver and talking on it? of? ?

"You call me mom, can I know that you are my son? I said, what are you doing at night? You think you have too much money."

"Mom, can you stop being so sharp..." Although Ning Yu has a sharp mouth, but when it comes to his mother, it means that a little witch is doomed to be ravaged by a big witch.

"What sharpness, poor boy, your mother and I are so gentle, can you use that kind of adjective? Do you have any culture? You are still a college student. Hey, can we stop talking nonsense? What's the matter with you? I I'm still wearing a mask, it's time to wash."

Mom, it's obvious that you've been talking nonsense and won't let me talk! !Why is it still my fault!Your son hasn't appeared in front of you for a month, and he hasn't even made a phone call. Don't you know how to care? ?Could it be that I can't compare to a mask that is the most expensive and does not exceed 15 yuan! !It's really cold and warm in the world! !

"You don't want to talk! If you don't say anything, I'll hang up. If you don't wash the mask, it will stick to my face. Your dad is watching TV outside, or you can talk to him?"

"Mom! Mom! Don't! Only you know about this!" When Ning Yu heard this, she refused to even say a few words, and even dragged my dad in. It really wasn't her own!

"Speed ​​up!"

"Okay, Mom, do you know... where am I now?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense! Aren't you in Hainan now?"

Ning Yu almost yelled, who told you I was in Hainan!Who told you I was in Hainan!Would it be too long to go to Hainan for a month? !Don't you think it's strange that you don't even make a phone call? ?Are you not afraid that your son and I will meet bad people outside? ?

But Ning Yu can only keep everything in his heart at this time, really, he is so fucking aggrieved! !

"Mom, did you invite me for the school leave?" Ning Yu said into the phone.

"Tch! Xiongzi, if it weren't for your mother and me being such a kind person, would I be able to help you clean up the mess? Read a book, and suddenly send me a text message saying that you are going to Hainan, and that you are already on the way, you say What can I do? Is it possible for the school to call the police and list you as a missing person? I said that you are an adult, you don’t even have a sense of propriety, and you didn’t know to inform me before doing anything. I haven't finished it yet, so expensive once..."

"Mom! Mom! Mom!! Stop! Stop! I know, I was wrong, I was wrong, it was all my fault, I... I..." Where did I go wrong, I didn't do anything at all, Ning The grievance in Yu's heart, but if he doesn't follow his mother's words, I believe that rambling will be the rhythm of the night again, life is so sad!

"Okay, I know you just call me to tell me that you are safe. No one cares about your IQ and money when you are away from home. You can just stay outside. Which adolescent boy is not a little rebellious. Well, if you don’t have enough money, make a phone call, and I’ll ask your dad to go to the bank and call you. Don’t talk about it, my mask can’t be torn off, hang up, and you should pay attention to your work and rest outside. Ah, if you can, look at the pretty little girl... not too old or too young..."

"Mom, I'm only 21, why are you so anxious..." Ning Yu said helplessly.

"Tch! 21? Your parents decided to live forever when they were 16 years old, and they are still 21. They really don't make progress. You should just stay outside and die."