lifetime contract

Chapter 26(Beast contract??)

When I woke up early, I promised to see a giant panda with wheat-colored skin; a table of breakfast was already set on the table.

"What's wrong? You didn't get enough sleep last night?" Xu Nuo asked oddly.Since dating Ruan Chongtian and living together in a "semi-cohabitation" way, he seems to have never seen him suffer from insomnia.

"It's not that I haven't slept enough, it's that I haven't slept!" said sullenly.

"Are you insomnia?" Xu Nuo asked strangely, why was he so angry so early in the morning?Then the nameless fire?

"Sign it!" Ruan Chongtian didn't say much, but pushed a piece of paper towards the promise.

"What is this?" Picking up the piece of paper with several lines written on it, it was not typed, it was written by hand.

"contract!"

"Contract? What contract?"

"A contract between the upper and lower!"

"Up and down?" Xu Nuo was stunned, why is Ruan Chongtian so abnormal today, and what he said is confusing and unclear?

"Don't ask! Quickly sign!" He put a pen on the table vigorously and urged.

"Then someone signs without reading anything? Besides, I'm a lawyer?" Pushing away the pen, he picked up the piece of paper with several lines written on it.

"Then look, I did it all night!"

Promise to carefully read the contents of the "contract":

up and down body position agreement

This agreement was signed with the consent of Xu Nuo and Ruan Chongtian. After signing, the two parties must keep their promises and must not go back on their word and break the contract.The details are as follows:

(Xu Nuo slandered: Why does such a westernized person write like an ancient? Swear? Are you going to be struck by lightning? Do you need to add another sentence, you will die?)

1) t Ruan Chongtian agreed to hand over the dominant position to Xu Nuo during the first official mating, that is, Xu Xu's position is on the top, and Ruan Chongtian is on the bottom.

(Xu Nuo thought: mating? Is this person really treating himself as a beast?)

2) The dominance referred to in the first point does not include foreplay, caressing, hand/oral sex, etc. Ruan Chongtian still has the initiative in the above-mentioned behaviors.

3) After the first mating is completed, the subsequent matings will be alternately dominated by each person once.That is to say, Ruan Chongtian has the dominant power for the second time, and the promise for the third time; and so on.

4) After the first mating, promise not to refuse Ruan Chongtian's request for intercourse.

Xu Nuo thought to himself that luckily he hadn't eaten yet, otherwise Xu Nuo would definitely spit out the food from laughing.There are actually two lines below for signatures, and the date is also listed.But Xu Nuo was really happy in his heart, even a little moved, because he never thought that Ruan Chongtian was really willing to sacrifice himself so far for himself.

"Your Chinese is very poor." He suppressed his smile and pretended to be serious.

"I haven't written Chinese for many years, but I studied in a foreign country." He didn't know how much energy and energy he spent last night to finish this great work, and he still thinks his writing is poor?

"You can write in English, it's not that I can't understand."

"Uh... stop talking nonsense, are you signing or not?" I forgot that the English level of the promise is about the same as my own. If I knew it, I wouldn't have to do it for so long...

"Why do I feel like you are a bully who forces your lover into prostitution? Now you are forcing someone to sign a contract of sale? And I think some things need to be corrected." Xu Nuo was amused. How could someone force a lover to sign such a contract?

"There? I think it's perfect."

"First of all, I request that the word 'mating' be changed to 'sex'. I don't want to be a beast!" I rolled my eyes. Is this also called perfection?

"Anyway, the meaning is the same, and the actions are the same...what's the relationship..." Ruan Chongtian blushed a little bit rarely, his Chinese is really... so embarrassing!

"Secondly, I asked to add "promise to enter, Ruan Chongtian is to be entered", otherwise the simple posture will easily be distorted by people."

"Who would be so inarticulate! You lawyers think too much." Ruan Chongtian immediately retorted when someone doubted his integrity.

"I'm judging by facts, to change or not to change? If not to change, I won't sign."

"Change, change, change, if there is anything else, just finish it in one breath!"

"Then I would like to ask if the so-called times are counted by the number of shots or the whole process? For example, every night?"

Naturally, Ruan Chongtian didn't think about it so much. Now that he was asked, he only thought about it carefully.In terms of the number of shots, he doesn't know the staying power of the promise now. If he signs it, he might regret it later. It's better to calculate it every night or the whole process, at least he can enjoy himself every time. .

"Then count it every night or the whole process, no matter how many times you do it in one night, it counts as one time! Ah...of course you can do it during the day too!"

"What about the fourth point?" He picked up the orange juice on the table and drank it.

"Isn't it because you're afraid that you'll just give up and eat me up and wipe me out and won't give me a chance to fight back!"

"Puff—cough, cough, cough..." The sentence "beginning in chaos and ending" choked Xu Nuo so much that he almost spit out the orange juice in his mouth. After barely swallowing the orange juice, he began to cough crazily.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so careless?" Sweeping Xu Nuo's back to make him feel better; at the same time checking whether the "brain crystal" is dirty.

"You don't even think about who did it!"

"Isn't it because you were careless? Who can you blame?"

"Blame you!"

"Nonuo, you are too unreasonable."

"Isn't it because you said that you started messing up and then gave up? It made me almost die."

"What I'm saying is the truth... If you retort that you won't do it after the first time, wouldn't I lose my heart and lose my heart?"

"You really judge the happiness of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."