Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]
Chapter 7
Tang Sect's map tasks are not too many, and Tang Yi cleared them up quickly. At this moment, he remembered to greet Er Qi, who was thrown out by him as a burden. When he opened QQ and found messages flying all over the sky, Tang Yi suddenly It's embarrassing.
There are friends in the game who still want to send QQ, what is wrong with Er Qi's brain circuit ==
Pupu Erqi Jun: I'm going to cry to death
Pupu Erqi Jun: I lost my way doing a mission and couldn't find where to turn in the mission...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Where are you...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Come out quickly...
……
Tang Yi twitched the corners of his mouth. Fortunately, although he was a little sloppy in operation, compared to Er Qi, he suddenly felt that his head was really normal.
Hangover · Hangover: Look at the map
Hangover · Hangover: Or look at the green dot in the task guide, the green dot represents your goal, and the arrow is your direction of travel
Hangover · Hangover: ...
The Hangover·The Hangover: ...Did you see my secret chat?
Pupu Erqi Jun: No
Hangover · Hangover: ==
Pupu Erqi Jun: And I know why I couldn’t order anything just now
Pupu Erqi Jun: Why right click...
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Obviously it only prompts the left button...
Pupu Erqi Jun: I can't understand that arrow...
Hangover · Hangover: ==...
Tang Yi felt that as long as he started talking about games with Er Qi, the number of times he would be speechless would increase exponentially.
Sure enough, he should be released!
The Hangover · The Hangover: Just Fumble and Fumble
Pupu Erqi Jun: So sad!I don't know where I am now! !
Hangover · Hangover: ==||I am still working in Tangmen
Hangover · Hangover: Look at the mini-map, m
Pupu Erqi-jun:......No way
Pupu Erqi Jun: I still can’t find where to turn in the task
Pupu Erqi Jun: You control me
Hangover · Hangover: ...
The Hangover·The Hangover: Didn’t you pay homage to the master of the third master, let him help... I’m still in Tangmen
Pupu Erqi-jun: How embarrassing!
Hangover·Hangover:==Excuse me, can I eat it? Why does Master use it...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Brother Pao can eat
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Pupu Erqi-jun: And then...
Hangover · Hangover: Then?
Pupu Erqi Jun: How should I ask him?Did you tell him...
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Tang Yi sighed, and silently told the third master that Er Qi could not find his way and asked for help, and then embarrassed himself.
Hangover · Hangover: Said
Pupu Erqi Jun: ...he was disconnected from the Internet
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Pupu Erqi Jun: That
Tang Yi has completely lost his temper at the moment, and dawdled in typing in the chat box:
The Hangover·The Hangover: ...What's the matter?
Pupu Erqi Jun: It made me drag new skills into the shortcut bar and then I dragged them away...
Hangover · Hangover: press p
Hangover · Hangover: find it out and put it back
Pupu Erqi Jun: Alright ≥﹏≤
Pupu Erqi Jun: Hey, I kept killing the wrong one just now...
Pupu Erqi Jun: I said why can’t finish the task all the time...
Hangover · Hangover: ==|||
When Er Qi stopped tormenting Tang Yi's QQ, and Tang Yi had reached level 26, he told Er Qi that there were hidden missions to do in Daoxiang Village, so don't wait until you can't go back and do them later.Unexpectedly, Er Qi's promotion went smoothly beyond his expectations. When Tang Yi cleared a map mission, Er Qi's stupid poisonous radish had already joined the five poisons.
Greeting casually, I thought that the third master was taking Er Qi to upgrade, but I didn't expect that it was not the third master who brought Er Qi to upgrade, but Senior Sister Wanhua whom he didn't know.Er Qi said that the senior sister is very kind, and she didn't think he was stupid for taking him to level up. Tang Yi felt a little relieved and asked him if the map missions were all cleared. Thought he was done.
Seeing Er Qi's appearance of being conquered by the kind and patient senior sister, Tang Yi silently rolled his eyes in his heart, and then joked:
You quietly said to [Sister who is both home and rotten]: Speaking of which, I am still your ninth senior brother, call senior brother quickly!
[The girl is both a housewife and a rotten girl] Quietly say to you: =皮= I am still your little junior sister!
You quietly said to [姐子异住妈妈]: #谦小师妹?are you kidding me?
[Sister is both home and rotten] Quietly say to you: Fireproof, theftproof and moistureproof chest
You quietly said to [Sister is both home and rotten]: Shemale don’t act cute
[Sister is both home and rotten] Quietly say to you: Humph (ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp
Tang Yi chatted happily with Er Qi, and suddenly realized that the one who is taking Er Qi is the senior sister, so why did the third master go?
The typing hand paused, and decisively cut the secret chat with Mi Sanye again.
You quietly said to [poke three times]: Sanye oo
[Poke three times] whisper to you: Well
You quietly said to [stoke three times]: What are you doing?
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: Beauty picture
You quietly said to [stoke three times]: ... what is that
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: Daily
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: Your mission is over?
You quietly said to [stamp three times]: The cleanup of the Tang Sect is over.
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: go and take you to brush the copy
Tang Yi felt guilty for a while, he had never entered Jiansan's dungeon once, he didn't know what it was like, and he desperately wanted to save face and didn't want to tell the third master that he was just a novice, so he silently typed in the chat box road:
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: I haven't entered the dungeon yet...
[Team] Poke three times: It’s okay, you don’t need to fight, just follow along
No, Third Master, what he cares about is not this...
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: No need to fight...?
[Team] Poke three times: eat experience
[Team] Three clicks: Flying Wufeng
Tang Yi stared at the words "Flying Wufeng" in a daze.
What is... Flying Wufeng ==?
Kong Wufeng could probably guess the name of the dungeon, and he also knew that Jiansanli had a very useful skill called traveling thousands of miles, but the question is... traveling thousands of miles - where is this skill? ==|||
[Team] Poke three times: wait, do you have a battle mad card?
Tang Yi decisively typed two large characters in the chat box: No!
[Team] Poke three times: Forget it, I will pull you
In the middle of Tang Yi's screen, an interface calling for a master popped up. After confirming it, Tang Yi's little Pao brother was dragged to the door of Kongwu Peak.
Tang Yi heaved a little sigh of relief with the travel achievements of Yinyuan Secret Academy buckled in front of him. He just felt that it was not a long-term solution to pass the test in such a weird way every time.But things like game common sense cannot be filled in a day or two. He will always have various situations to deal with, which is really frustrating.
If you don't do it, you won't die... You can't live if you do evil.
[Team] Poke three times: enter the book, eat meatballs.
Seeing the unfamiliar noun again, Tang Yi sighed deeply, and decided to ask again with the cheek.
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious:... meatballs?
[Team] Poke three times: Xuan Jiuwan, double experience, do you have it?
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Yes.
[Squad] Is Paoge delicious?: I got a lot of novice cards
[Team] Poke three times: eat a few more, it's almost two hours
Tang Yi replied "OK", and then saw that the third master quickly went offline.
[Team] Stoke three times: I'll change my number and wait
Tang Yi obediently stood at the entrance of the dungeon. The foggy entrance of the dungeon seemed to have a sense of ambiguity. Having never entered a dungeon, he just felt embarrassed to be taken by others to upgrade and gain experience.
Forgive this natural stupid who doesn't understand the sword three worlds, he will never understand that it is only natural for a master to lead his apprentice to upgrade.
After a while, a person named "What a Big Vegetable" formed his team. Tang Yi hesitated for a moment, and clicked to refuse.
Then, a big vegetable joined him again.
Tang Yi was slightly stunned, who is this person, and then clicked to refuse.
Then, a big vegetable joined him again.
……
After several times, Tang Yi was finally willing to join the group, and saw a big vegetable full of complaints in the team channel.
[Team] What a big vegetable: Didn't I say I'll change my number!
[Team] What a big vegetable: I have been refusing to make trouble!
[Team] What a big dish: You think that you are a low-level trumpet at the entrance of the dungeon, and there will be unknown trumpets to join you!
[Team] What a big dish: Obviously an acquaintance, okay =l=!
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Third Lord?
[Team] What a big vegetable: yes
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Your name...is always like this...
strange!Awesome! ! !
Tang Yi didn't type in the last two words, but he believed that the third master would definitely understand.
[Team] What a big dish: Jinben
Tang Yi silently followed behind the deep-v Paoge wearing a broken army rubbing, and got into the white mist sent by the dungeon.The picture on the screen changed, and the third master drove Tangmen Tianluo's treacherous inner strength, and swept all the way, and all the little monsters were scattered and killed by Tianluopao's heavenly girl, how handsome they are.
[Team] What a big dish: Click me to follow, you can pick things up by yourself
Tang Yi's little brother Pao followed the deep-v cannon, watching the deep-v cannon running without saying a word while releasing skills, and the corpses of mobs everywhere he went in silence, a kind of unclear The feeling instantly filled Tang Yi's head.Probably the movement of the deep-v cannon while moving and firing is too cool-two-step jump to fire in mid-air, cloud to land to fire, running to fire, all kinds of fire... Tang Yi looked at his skill bar full of shocking feathers Trick skills, suddenly there is an urge to do internal work.
However, the third master has been clearing all kinds of monsters. He can't get rid of the battle and can't change his internal strength, so he has no choice but to continue to follow behind and watch the third master's deep V cannon attack.
[Team] What a big dish: I saw that my master, the snail group mobs, was very handsome, so I practiced Tangmen
Tang Yi nodded sharply on the computer side, San Ye, he also thinks that Tian Luo Pao is very handsome!You have successfully made him abandon his resentment towards the word organ!
Tang Yi felt that although he really hated the word "organ", and Tianluo's deceitful internal strength was full of the word "organ", but now he was starting to love snails.With a look of envy on his face, he wrote in the team chat devoutly and earnestly:
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Third Master, I suddenly feel that you are too handsome and swollen
[Team] What a big vegetable: =l=
This is Tang Yi's sincere words.He didn't know that after reaching level 90, no matter how scumbag it was, in ordinary books with more than 20 levels like Lai Kongwufeng, the mobs would die with just one slash.Seeing the third master slaying monsters in the dungeon so easily, he only felt that the third master was really powerful.
Probably because he puts too much emphasis on the dungeon. In the games he played before, the dungeons in them were too brain-intensive and advanced. Jiansan's dungeons are different from those games.
After running down from Kongwu Peak, Tang Yi's experience was more than one level, and he followed the third master to brush Tiangongfang and Sancaizhen. It was not until level 30 that the third master ordered "What a big vegetable!" ", replaced by the military master "poked three times".
Tang Yi decided that before going offline tonight, he must find a place to practice his skills and give Tianluo Guidao this set of internal skills a good try.
There are friends in the game who still want to send QQ, what is wrong with Er Qi's brain circuit ==
Pupu Erqi Jun: I'm going to cry to death
Pupu Erqi Jun: I lost my way doing a mission and couldn't find where to turn in the mission...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Where are you...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Come out quickly...
……
Tang Yi twitched the corners of his mouth. Fortunately, although he was a little sloppy in operation, compared to Er Qi, he suddenly felt that his head was really normal.
Hangover · Hangover: Look at the map
Hangover · Hangover: Or look at the green dot in the task guide, the green dot represents your goal, and the arrow is your direction of travel
Hangover · Hangover: ...
The Hangover·The Hangover: ...Did you see my secret chat?
Pupu Erqi Jun: No
Hangover · Hangover: ==
Pupu Erqi Jun: And I know why I couldn’t order anything just now
Pupu Erqi Jun: Why right click...
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Obviously it only prompts the left button...
Pupu Erqi Jun: I can't understand that arrow...
Hangover · Hangover: ==...
Tang Yi felt that as long as he started talking about games with Er Qi, the number of times he would be speechless would increase exponentially.
Sure enough, he should be released!
The Hangover · The Hangover: Just Fumble and Fumble
Pupu Erqi Jun: So sad!I don't know where I am now! !
Hangover · Hangover: ==||I am still working in Tangmen
Hangover · Hangover: Look at the mini-map, m
Pupu Erqi-jun:......No way
Pupu Erqi Jun: I still can’t find where to turn in the task
Pupu Erqi Jun: You control me
Hangover · Hangover: ...
The Hangover·The Hangover: Didn’t you pay homage to the master of the third master, let him help... I’m still in Tangmen
Pupu Erqi-jun: How embarrassing!
Hangover·Hangover:==Excuse me, can I eat it? Why does Master use it...
Pupu Erqi Jun: Brother Pao can eat
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Pupu Erqi-jun: And then...
Hangover · Hangover: Then?
Pupu Erqi Jun: How should I ask him?Did you tell him...
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Tang Yi sighed, and silently told the third master that Er Qi could not find his way and asked for help, and then embarrassed himself.
Hangover · Hangover: Said
Pupu Erqi Jun: ...he was disconnected from the Internet
Hangover · Hangover: ...
Pupu Erqi Jun: That
Tang Yi has completely lost his temper at the moment, and dawdled in typing in the chat box:
The Hangover·The Hangover: ...What's the matter?
Pupu Erqi Jun: It made me drag new skills into the shortcut bar and then I dragged them away...
Hangover · Hangover: press p
Hangover · Hangover: find it out and put it back
Pupu Erqi Jun: Alright ≥﹏≤
Pupu Erqi Jun: Hey, I kept killing the wrong one just now...
Pupu Erqi Jun: I said why can’t finish the task all the time...
Hangover · Hangover: ==|||
When Er Qi stopped tormenting Tang Yi's QQ, and Tang Yi had reached level 26, he told Er Qi that there were hidden missions to do in Daoxiang Village, so don't wait until you can't go back and do them later.Unexpectedly, Er Qi's promotion went smoothly beyond his expectations. When Tang Yi cleared a map mission, Er Qi's stupid poisonous radish had already joined the five poisons.
Greeting casually, I thought that the third master was taking Er Qi to upgrade, but I didn't expect that it was not the third master who brought Er Qi to upgrade, but Senior Sister Wanhua whom he didn't know.Er Qi said that the senior sister is very kind, and she didn't think he was stupid for taking him to level up. Tang Yi felt a little relieved and asked him if the map missions were all cleared. Thought he was done.
Seeing Er Qi's appearance of being conquered by the kind and patient senior sister, Tang Yi silently rolled his eyes in his heart, and then joked:
You quietly said to [Sister who is both home and rotten]: Speaking of which, I am still your ninth senior brother, call senior brother quickly!
[The girl is both a housewife and a rotten girl] Quietly say to you: =皮= I am still your little junior sister!
You quietly said to [姐子异住妈妈]: #谦小师妹?are you kidding me?
[Sister is both home and rotten] Quietly say to you: Fireproof, theftproof and moistureproof chest
You quietly said to [Sister is both home and rotten]: Shemale don’t act cute
[Sister is both home and rotten] Quietly say to you: Humph (ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp
Tang Yi chatted happily with Er Qi, and suddenly realized that the one who is taking Er Qi is the senior sister, so why did the third master go?
The typing hand paused, and decisively cut the secret chat with Mi Sanye again.
You quietly said to [poke three times]: Sanye oo
[Poke three times] whisper to you: Well
You quietly said to [stoke three times]: What are you doing?
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: Beauty picture
You quietly said to [stoke three times]: ... what is that
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: Daily
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: Your mission is over?
You quietly said to [stamp three times]: The cleanup of the Tang Sect is over.
[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: go and take you to brush the copy
Tang Yi felt guilty for a while, he had never entered Jiansan's dungeon once, he didn't know what it was like, and he desperately wanted to save face and didn't want to tell the third master that he was just a novice, so he silently typed in the chat box road:
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: I haven't entered the dungeon yet...
[Team] Poke three times: It’s okay, you don’t need to fight, just follow along
No, Third Master, what he cares about is not this...
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: No need to fight...?
[Team] Poke three times: eat experience
[Team] Three clicks: Flying Wufeng
Tang Yi stared at the words "Flying Wufeng" in a daze.
What is... Flying Wufeng ==?
Kong Wufeng could probably guess the name of the dungeon, and he also knew that Jiansanli had a very useful skill called traveling thousands of miles, but the question is... traveling thousands of miles - where is this skill? ==|||
[Team] Poke three times: wait, do you have a battle mad card?
Tang Yi decisively typed two large characters in the chat box: No!
[Team] Poke three times: Forget it, I will pull you
In the middle of Tang Yi's screen, an interface calling for a master popped up. After confirming it, Tang Yi's little Pao brother was dragged to the door of Kongwu Peak.
Tang Yi heaved a little sigh of relief with the travel achievements of Yinyuan Secret Academy buckled in front of him. He just felt that it was not a long-term solution to pass the test in such a weird way every time.But things like game common sense cannot be filled in a day or two. He will always have various situations to deal with, which is really frustrating.
If you don't do it, you won't die... You can't live if you do evil.
[Team] Poke three times: enter the book, eat meatballs.
Seeing the unfamiliar noun again, Tang Yi sighed deeply, and decided to ask again with the cheek.
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious:... meatballs?
[Team] Poke three times: Xuan Jiuwan, double experience, do you have it?
[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Yes.
[Squad] Is Paoge delicious?: I got a lot of novice cards
[Team] Poke three times: eat a few more, it's almost two hours
Tang Yi replied "OK", and then saw that the third master quickly went offline.
[Team] Stoke three times: I'll change my number and wait
Tang Yi obediently stood at the entrance of the dungeon. The foggy entrance of the dungeon seemed to have a sense of ambiguity. Having never entered a dungeon, he just felt embarrassed to be taken by others to upgrade and gain experience.
Forgive this natural stupid who doesn't understand the sword three worlds, he will never understand that it is only natural for a master to lead his apprentice to upgrade.
After a while, a person named "What a Big Vegetable" formed his team. Tang Yi hesitated for a moment, and clicked to refuse.
Then, a big vegetable joined him again.
Tang Yi was slightly stunned, who is this person, and then clicked to refuse.
Then, a big vegetable joined him again.
……
After several times, Tang Yi was finally willing to join the group, and saw a big vegetable full of complaints in the team channel.
[Team] What a big vegetable: Didn't I say I'll change my number!
[Team] What a big vegetable: I have been refusing to make trouble!
[Team] What a big dish: You think that you are a low-level trumpet at the entrance of the dungeon, and there will be unknown trumpets to join you!
[Team] What a big dish: Obviously an acquaintance, okay =l=!
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Third Lord?
[Team] What a big vegetable: yes
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Your name...is always like this...
strange!Awesome! ! !
Tang Yi didn't type in the last two words, but he believed that the third master would definitely understand.
[Team] What a big dish: Jinben
Tang Yi silently followed behind the deep-v Paoge wearing a broken army rubbing, and got into the white mist sent by the dungeon.The picture on the screen changed, and the third master drove Tangmen Tianluo's treacherous inner strength, and swept all the way, and all the little monsters were scattered and killed by Tianluopao's heavenly girl, how handsome they are.
[Team] What a big dish: Click me to follow, you can pick things up by yourself
Tang Yi's little brother Pao followed the deep-v cannon, watching the deep-v cannon running without saying a word while releasing skills, and the corpses of mobs everywhere he went in silence, a kind of unclear The feeling instantly filled Tang Yi's head.Probably the movement of the deep-v cannon while moving and firing is too cool-two-step jump to fire in mid-air, cloud to land to fire, running to fire, all kinds of fire... Tang Yi looked at his skill bar full of shocking feathers Trick skills, suddenly there is an urge to do internal work.
However, the third master has been clearing all kinds of monsters. He can't get rid of the battle and can't change his internal strength, so he has no choice but to continue to follow behind and watch the third master's deep V cannon attack.
[Team] What a big dish: I saw that my master, the snail group mobs, was very handsome, so I practiced Tangmen
Tang Yi nodded sharply on the computer side, San Ye, he also thinks that Tian Luo Pao is very handsome!You have successfully made him abandon his resentment towards the word organ!
Tang Yi felt that although he really hated the word "organ", and Tianluo's deceitful internal strength was full of the word "organ", but now he was starting to love snails.With a look of envy on his face, he wrote in the team chat devoutly and earnestly:
[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Third Master, I suddenly feel that you are too handsome and swollen
[Team] What a big vegetable: =l=
This is Tang Yi's sincere words.He didn't know that after reaching level 90, no matter how scumbag it was, in ordinary books with more than 20 levels like Lai Kongwufeng, the mobs would die with just one slash.Seeing the third master slaying monsters in the dungeon so easily, he only felt that the third master was really powerful.
Probably because he puts too much emphasis on the dungeon. In the games he played before, the dungeons in them were too brain-intensive and advanced. Jiansan's dungeons are different from those games.
After running down from Kongwu Peak, Tang Yi's experience was more than one level, and he followed the third master to brush Tiangongfang and Sancaizhen. It was not until level 30 that the third master ordered "What a big vegetable!" ", replaced by the military master "poked three times".
Tang Yi decided that before going offline tonight, he must find a place to practice his skills and give Tianluo Guidao this set of internal skills a good try.
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