Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Gu Chengqing felt that she was really picking up a big trouble.

He struggled to run the map with Jiro, and then ignored Jiro's recent chats that swiped the screen all over the world.

That's right, this is really running the map, walking and running on two legs.

Gu Chengqing never knew that running on Jiansan's map could be so tiring, and he never thought the wild monsters in Jiansan's map were so annoying. Rushing into his skill range, he lost even the strength to support his forehead.

[Recent Chat] Let go of that Taixu: QAQQQQQQQ Help!!!!

[Recent Chat] Let go of that Taixu: I was bitten and cried QAQ

[Recent chat] Gu Changan:  …

He really didn't understand how this guy managed to get a lot of red names. The monsters on the road they walked were not densely distributed at all. Could it be that this jerk slipped around in front of every red name or something? ==

He looked at the unknown surrounding crowd and posted in the recent chat:

"Look, baa baa took her daughter out for a walk, this is it?"

"Daughter, what are you stupid! If a sheep wants to give birth, it should be a sheep, shouldn't it be an egg?"

"==Then is this the rhythm of the bird?"

"23333 Daochang quickly let go of that Ji Luo 23333 she is still a child!!~"

"Daoist He Qiyue 233333"

"Snake spirit disease, a group of..."

Gu Changan:......

After finally bringing Jiluo to Yangzhou, Gu Chengqing thought, this time it should be over, he can go about his own business, but the Jiluo poked at the sect guide and suddenly disappeared from sight.

Then, he received a secret chat from Ji Luo:

Quietly say to you: QAQQQ big brother, you are lying! He sent me back to Hidden Sword Villa, so it’s not Stupid Sheep Palace!!

You whispered to me:  …

Gu Chengqing felt that she was really afraid of this jerk.

You whispered to me: You hide the sword, of course you go back to the sect to hide the sword

Quietly say to you: big brother, you lied to me!! QAQ

Quietly say to you: You are the bad guy on purpose QAQQQ

You whispered to me:  …

In the game, Tang Yan frenziedly acted in front of the snake-sick little loli, with the appearance of bright yellow double ponytails, it was a foul.

Quietly say to you: You are only level 19 now, right? The sect has missions, so you might as well upgrade after you go back

You whispered to me: QAQQ, 嘤嘘嘘, big brother, you really despise me

You whispered to me: It’s too much, why don’t you want me!!! QAQ I only have you but why don’t you want me!!!!

Gu Chengqing raised her forehead, lying down! This is what and what!

Speaking of which, why did he get involved with this Jiluo?

That Jiro is still swiping the screen in the secret chat with a heart-piercing hoarse voice and tears:

Quietly say to you: Don't you want me!!! Big brother, don't you want me!!! QAQ

Quietly say to you: Big brother!!! Big brother, big brother!! QAQQQ

The corners of Gu Chengqing's mouth twitched calmly, walking towards the road of self-destruction:

Quietly say to you: I want you, stop swiping the screen

Tang Yan's saliva almost blurred the screen.

Hahahaha this long talk is so cute... He laughed like a snake maniac while typing in the secret chat:

You whispered to me: Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp who wants you! Ma Ma said that different species cannot mingle and you don’t even know how to chirp chirp chirp!!

Quietly say to you:  …

Gu Chengqing has a tendency to go crazy, his usual mood is rarely so...fluctuated so much, but this little yellow chicken is really beyond his acceptable range.

You whispered to me: you only know how to baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa chi chi

Quietly say to you:  …

It's a slot... If you have the ability to single out, your sister╯︵┻━┻

Just as Gu Chengqing was going to go straight to find that mad Jiluo, the result was that Jiluo quickly turned gray from friends and disappeared.

......

......

What's wrong with going offline in seconds!

several meanings!

several meanings!!!

Gu Chengqing held back the inexplicable feeling, and was forced to swallow it back by herself.

As for Tang Yan, hehe, this guy is having fun, and he is already laughing and smoking in front of the computer.

The second time Tang Yan saw the Taoist priest online, the first thing Tang Yan did was to poke the Taoist priest who seemed to have a good temper.

You whispered to me: Brother Chi Chi Chi Chi, please take me to do the task

Quietly say to you:  …

Tang Yan thinks this priest is really funny, he was spoiled like that last time, and he still returns to his secret chat.

Is this the hidden M attribute?

You whispered to me: I am doing a task at Longmen, OwO

Quietly say to you:...pull me

You whispered to me: ΣっBrother, I, I...I have never eaten you

Quietly say to you: ...... huh?

You whispered to me: I, I, I, I can’t pull it out!! つ﹏

Quietly say to you:  …

Quietly say to you: In the list of masters and apprentices, call

Tang Yan hooked the corners of his mouth, this baa is so much fun, this one is clearly helpless and maddened to die, but with a cold and abstinent tone, it is simply uncontrollable.

Daoist, do you want to seduce people like this? Really...

You whispered to me: big brother, you are the best

Quietly say to you: ...... called Master

You whispered to me: Don't! What a big brother!

whisper to you: call master

You whispered to me: Big brother, big brother, big brother!

whisper to you: call master

You whispered to me:  …

You whispered to me: Ji! Brother, you are bullying QAQQ

Your team is disbanded.

......

Σ

Tang Yan is embarrassing, this stupid baa has a really big temper, it does this every time, quits the team without saying a word and disappears, without even saying a word.

You whispered to me: Master QwQ

invites you to join his team.

......

Sub-Ao╯︵┻━┻Men Sao, go to hell! Soul light!

Tang Yan curled his lips and lost his morals in the secret chat:

You whispered to me: Master, you are a bad person! Bad person!! You bully me

Quietly say to you:  …

You whispered to me: 嘤嘤咱咱 you scoundrel QAQQQ

Quietly say to you: don't swipe the screen

You whispered to me: Bad guys, bad guys, bad guys!!!!

Quietly say to you: swiping the screen will throw you away

You whispered to me:  …

You whispered to me: You throw it, you throw it! If you have the ability, you throw it! I want to go to the whole world to swipe the screen and tell them how you fell to death in front of me and don’t want my QAQQQ!

Quietly say to you:  …

whisper to you: girl

You whispered to me: OO huh?

Quietly say to you: why give up treatment

You whispered to me: I hate it! He is obviously a boy!!

Quietly say to you:  …

Tang Yan had played enough, so he started to clear the quests, but he didn't do well when he started the quests, and deliberately made all kinds of problems to torment Gu Changan. Lived from level 19 to come to Longmen now.

Tang Yan looked at the priest in military uniform who had been following silently behind Jiluo's ponytail, and unexpectedly felt in a good mood.

When he was doing the task, the Taoist leader didn’t speak, and he didn’t need to tell the Taoist leader what task to fight and what kind of monsters, the Taoist leader would help him when he saw what he was doing, and he was like a humanoid monster and pet.

Tang Yan suddenly felt that this baa is actually quite a nice person.

It seems... not the funny character he imagined.

Although Chunyang is cold and cold, most of them give him the feeling that cold sheep have a funny heart, but this one...

It seems to be quite different from Chun Yang in his impression.

Especially sullen, but surprisingly patient.

Seeing that he deliberately did a simple small task for nearly an hour without complaining, and explained to him one by one how to play and how to do it, Tang Yan felt that the master picked it up.

You whispered to me: big brother

Quietly say to you:  …

You whispered to me: ΣっBah!

You whispered to me: Master!

whisper to you:

You whispered to him: Look at this Tang Wuxun, it’s so fun

whisper to you:...

You whispered to him: He likes that Yang Yinfeng over there, and even fucked him with Jijiji

Quietly say to you:... just do the task, don't read the content

You whispered to me: why OO I have already seen

whisper to you: forget

You whispered to me: Don't forget chirp chirp chirp!

I whisper to you: children, don't look at impure

You whispered to me: Hahahaha Master, you must have seen the snake spirit disease hahaha...

Quietly say to you:  …

You whispered to me: Master, father, you will always take me with you from now on, okay#感货#您

Quietly say to you: Didn't your mother say that different species cannot mingle?

You whispered to me: Well, from today onwards I will turn you into a kite!

Quietly say to you:  …

You whisper to me: Master! Come on! Come with me: chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

Quietly say to you:  …

You whispered to me: Hey, master, where are you going?

Quietly say to you: go to Wanhua

You whispered to me: Why go to Wanhua? Wanhua Valley is full of idiots. Master Han, you will be abducted!

Quietly say to you: find medicine for you

You whispered to me: I am healthy

Quietly say to you: cure snake essence disease

QAQ or you whisper to me.. The author has something to say: 233333333 Let me laugh for a while and help... I can't stop hahahaha...

Fanwaijun No.[-]

Soon Tang Yan reached the full level, but after he reached the full level, he could no longer use the teacher and apprentice as an excuse to torment Gu Changan, and he could no longer find a Taoist priest named Gu Changan in the list of master and apprentice. Tang Yan said no. What does it feel like to grow up.

He would still poke Gu Changan tirelessly among his friends, but the number of times Gu Changan came back was less than once, probably because he had already graduated, so he felt that he didn't need to worry about this jerk.

At this time, Tang Yan would look at where he was on the map, and then chased him, pretending to meet him by chance, saying, "Hey, Master, you are here too" or "Master, please lead me to fight QAQ".

It has been almost a month since Tang Yan graduated, and he still pretends to be a little girl with more than 4000 points. Going to the big war is simply disgusting. Later, Gu Changan couldn't stand it anymore, so he asked him to worship him and send a set of wolf smoke, but even if he wore On Wolf Smoke, Tang Yan's pretense was still pitifully low.

Tang Yan knew how to equip it, and he also knew how to quickly increase its equipment points and DPS, but he just didn't do that, and tried every means to make that stupid sheep a headache.

Later, Gu Chang'an couldn't hold back anymore, and La Tangyan joined YY.

The Taoist priest's voice was the same as his own, a bit cold, but surprisingly nice, and his tone of voice was always flat and smooth, giving people the illusion of always having a straight face.

Tang Yan lay dead in YY and listened to the priest patiently teaching him how to jump mountains, how to use macros, how to refine stones... Then he asked casually:

"Why don't you turn on the mic?"

Tang Yan's mind turned quickly, and he replied:

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: This YY can’t play QAQ

He heard the priest's voice over there a little more strange: "Just press F2 to talk."

Tang Yan pressed F2 obediently, but did not speak. Gu Chengqing could only see the green dot in front of his name light up, but there was no sound.

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: Can you hear me?

"No."

The Taoist spoke concisely.

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: I have never played YY before, so high-end QAQ

"Forget it, just listen to me."

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: Hmm_(:з」∠)_

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: Master Saigao~(≧▽≦)/~

[Gu Changan] quietly said to you:  …

Tang Yan will not be stumped by such a small problem, he can deal with it with ease, after hanging out with the Taoist chief [what's wrong] for so long, he probably has a rough idea of ​​Gu Chang'an's temperament, one of the great benefits of Mensao is that you don't care When talking to him more, he will never take the initiative to ask you more questions.

He was pulled into the gang of the Taoist leader, and then he was still frantic in front of the stupid and silly Ji Luoli, listening to the relatives and friends of the Taoist leader talking with him in YY every day, chatting and making jokes, but he himself never turned on the mic .

The longer the time, the more Tang Yan felt that he was becoming more and more inseparable from this stupid baa.

In fact, Gu Changan is not stupid at all, on the contrary, he has a very reliable and steady temperament, but Tang Yan just likes to secretly call him stupid.

Daoist leader has many followers, Tang Yan doesn't take them seriously at all, as long as he pokes at Gu Changan when he can't see him, the gang will shout: "I'm so wet, I was bitten and cried QAQQQQ", Even if he is being dragged by a girl to write the book, Gu Chang'an will quickly walk in front of him.

So much so that in the end, a girl who quit the gang couldn't help it. When she quit the gang, she cried: "Gu Chang'an is a big scum! Go and fall in love with your idiot apprentice. I have never seen an apprentice raise you. Such! Deceiving people's feelings! Bah!"

……

Well, that girl was vendetta-killed several times by the Taoist priest in the wild, and she never appeared again.

Tang Yan knew why and asked, and went to poke Gu Changan:

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: Master, you killed Sister La Gexiu again OO

[Gu Changan] whispered to you: um

You quietly said to [Gu Chang'an]: Are you playing kill kill kill? OvO

[Gu Chang'an] quietly said to you: No

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: OO?

[Gu Changan] whisper to you: My apprentice is not an idiot

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: ...

Tang Yan felt that the priest was really a good guy.

This temper is simply uncontrollable.

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: QuQQQQQQQQ Master! ! ! !

You whispered to [Gu Chang'an]: Master, blah blah blah blah blah blah

You quietly said to [Gu Chang'an]: I'm too touched to provoke you

You quietly said to [Gu Chang'an]: Master, I want to pluck your hair for you ** Mao Fat! !

[Gu Changan] quietly said to you:  …

[Gu Chang'an] whispered to you: Don't pluck if you don't have hair.

……

Later, after a long time, almost everyone in the guild acquiesced that the chickens of the Taoist master’s family had no love status. Everyone felt that they must be more than just master and apprentice.

In fact, Gu Chengqing didn't have any thoughts about that jerk at first, but later on, because there were too many places to take care of this jerk, sometimes he even became unaccustomed to not having a follower chicken behind his ass.At first, she thought she was a cute girl on purpose, but later on Tang Yan always looked like that, Gu Chengqing thought, there must be such a little girl.

An innocent, cute and slightly neurotic little girl—although he is not a pedophile, he still has the protective desire of a man.Subconsciously, when he saw someone bullying little Jiluo, he would silently help Jiluo vent his anger.

He didn't know why the group of people in the guild felt that he and his apprentice were in love, but being teased by them all the time, he felt as if there was such a thing.

Until one day, the group of relatives and friends started to tease him and Jiluo again, and the relatives and friends jokingly said: "I have never seen your little Taixu open the microphone, you have protected her so much that she will not show up to tell you Nothing."

"Don't mess around." Gu Chengqing replied indifferently, but he was really uncomfortable because Tang Yan never turned on the microphone.

"Hey, I think Little Taixu must be a little girl with a very soft voice!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I also think that it should be the kind of tender and tender loli voice that can squeeze out water."

"You bunch of horny homeboys, what's your morals! They're still on the channel. Don't teach them badly. I think it might be a female man's voice."

"Fuck you! Ask little Taixu yourself, what kind of voice do you have, Chichi?"

[Guild] Let go of that Taixu: (ì_í) A group of wretched uncles hum!

[Guild] Let go of that Taixu: I didn't tell you, blame Shushu! !

[Guild] Let go of that Taixu: Ma Ma said that the old men are a bunch of crazy men with sperm in their brains.

[Guild] Let go of Na Taixu: You should drink more coke huh (ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp

"..."

"..."

"...Chang'an, who taught your apprentice to be like this..."

"Give me back my naive and cute little loli, your sister!"

"You guys..." Gu Chengqing raised his forehead, this murmured speechless disease is self-taught, he realized it from the first day he picked her up. "Wash up and go to sleep."

"Chichi, if you don't tell us, you have to tell your master, right? We have never heard of you turning on the microphone."

[Guild] Let go of Na Taixu: QAQ I don’t know how to play YY

"We can teach you, stupid."

"Dog eggs."

"……what?"

"Come to Yangzhou and plant the flag."

"..."

Tang Yan almost burst out laughing, well, the head of his family is still the same, if someone says he is stupid, he will plant a flag, and his relatives and friends will not let him go.

"Chang'an, you have protected food to a certain level..."

When it was late at night, all the homeboys who couldn't stand it were asleep. Gu Chengqing looked at the empty YY channel, and said to the only vest besides him:

"They're all gone now, can't you still turn on the mic?"

……

Tang Yan hesitated for a long time before he gritted his teeth and typed in the private chat:

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: Master, I don’t know how to use YY...QAQQQQQ

"Really won't use it?"

"..."

Tang Yan's fingers were stiff for a second, then he typed quickly on the keyboard:

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: QAQQ is really not good at Ah Ji

After a long time, he heard a very shallow sigh over there.

"Go to sleep."

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: Good OO

******

After that time, Gu Changan ignored Tang Yan more and more.

Tang Yan couldn't figure out what the situation was, even the unknown people in the gang sensed that something was wrong.

Later, I don't know who poked the news, saying that Xiao Taixu couldn't speak, and they forced him to turn on the microphone or something...

As a result, as soon as the news came out, the gang's imagination developed to a heinous level.

What little Jiluo is so cute and can't speak but dare not say it must be because she is afraid of being rejected, oh my god, the desire to protect is so cute!

Why did you group of bereaved people keep telling people to turn on the microphone before, maybe it hurt their hearts? Why don't you apologize soon!

Why did I never think that Jiji might be a dumb girl before? Oh, help...

When this passage reached Gu Chengqing, the Taoist priest's perennially paralyzed face rarely showed a worried expression.

...isn't it really what they say?

He poked Tang Yan uncertainly and stuttered a few times.

"They say... you're dumb?"

"..."

Tang Yan is embarrassing, wow, what kind of strong man's magical brain supplement is this!

He twitched the corners of his mouth, and kept silent in the secret chat:

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: Do you dislike me?

"..."

There was a long silence over there, and slowly said:

"Don't dislike it."

After another pause, the man said again:

"How about...shall I go find you?"

"..."

Tang Yan was completely embarrassed this time, and the Taoist priest's reaction was completely unexpected.

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: OK

He sees himself doing this.

You quietly said to [Gu Changan]: I am in X City

"...!"

"I'm also in City X."

You quietly said to [Gu Chang'an]: If you can find me, I will admit that you are not a stupid master, blah blah blah!

"……wait for me."

******

What?You ask follow-up?

Well, well, in fact, the follow-up is roughly like this——

"..." ← This is Gu Chengqing with a cold face

"..." ← This is Tang Yan.

"Where's the promised girl who can't speak?"

"Well, let's talk about it later."

"..."

"Daozhang, give me a baby~"

The author has something to say: ...don't stop me, I'm going to cut the *******...! !

Damn my full attendance! ! ! !

It's 1 minute left and it's [-] o'clock. I can't post a few meanings! !How many meanings! ! !

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Are you blind from crying? ! !