Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Hangover · Hangover: All the eggs waiting for the answer are broken...

Handsome, Burning Sky: There really exists in the world majoring in Lijing who is gentle, beautiful, and has temperament, who combines all good things into a body without scum, and the most important thing is that he is not gay!

Hangover · Hangover: Yes

The Handsome Man Who Cracked the Sky: Please contact me!

Hangover · Hangover: The Waves Are Flying

The handsome burning that splits the sky:. . . . . .

Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: =l= Bah, bah, bah, bah

The handsome Ranran who cracked the sky: Go play it!fall!

Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: What is Hua Ge that can be eaten?

The handsome burning sky: Yes!

The handsome burning of the sky: eat it dry and wipe it clean without leaving any residue!

Hangover · Hangover: / Picking the nose, how can you make Lao Zhi a crotch? !

The handsome burning sky: Knead!

Gou Ce: There are birds in every flower

Handsome Burning of the Sky: When I saw Gou Ce, I thought of All Ce

The Hangover·The Hangover: The answer, the answer, the answer...

Mental illness has improved: Guess a riddle, how to quickly cook with tomatoes?

Tang Yi's excitement is on the rise, and the real master finally appears, and it's just after a thousand calls =w=!

Mental illness on the mend: Let the tomato go on fire

The number one tomato in the universe: ...

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Flip the Table

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Damn it

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Are you going to rebel?

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Why are you so picky?

The first tomato in the universe: I am about to suffocate

The Handsome Man Who Cracked the Sky: Disciple Tomato grew up drinking poison, right? . .Help Mama. . .

Hangover·Hangover:_(:3∠)_

Gou Ce: This is the beginning of a lustful day...

The handsome burning sky: Gouce, you are so slutty, are you so stupid?

The first tomato in the universe: I made it!

Hangover · Hangover: Pfft...

Nezha Hanging Southeastern Branch: Candle

The Hangover·The Hangover: Tomato, your apprentice is simply too cute...

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: ... Brother Pao gave it to you

Tang Yi's chrysanthemum tightened, don't... He can't hold back this brother Miao, you better digest the tomato inside the Miaojiao, he Tangjiabao will not get involved in your Mingjiao's internal affairs.

The Hangover·The Hangover: Sorry My Apprentice Is Full

In fact, there are still two pitfalls for Tang Yi's apprentice, but he has already become famous for his love of accepting apprentices, even if he said so, no one would doubt it.

Little Tomato, you are asking for more blessings, he is definitely not selling his teammates!

Tomato sent Tang Yi the emoji covering his face, crying and pointing his middle finger.

Mental illness has improved: Please don't drop wax to torture and insult my master

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Slap your face!

Mental illness has improved: Master, are you happy?

The handsome burning sky: It's scary!

Hangover·Hangover: Powerless to suppress...you wish for luck

Mental illness has improved: Look, Master, I have successfully prevented others from bullying you, so for this kindness, how do you plan to repay it?

Mental illness has improved: so many people are watching, don’t let the public think you are not kind

The number one tomato in the universe: Slap!

Mental illness has improved: take a look, this is repaying virtue with hatred

The first tomato in the universe: (╯???)╯︵┻━┻ roll

Tang Yi said that seeing Tomato being bullied so badly, he really couldn't help, so he said that he would like to send Tomato a set of emoticons, maybe she can use it.

My friends can only help you get here... Hold on...

That set of expressions was collected by Tang Yi, to the effect of "It's time to take the medicine", "My medicine is already too hungry and thirsty", "Go eat it, go eat it", "There is more here", "One more time" "Course of treatment"...and so on with the large red capsule to refresh the screen.

In the end, Tang Yi also sent a cut-out picture of no-frills, wishing Tomato good luck.

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Apprentice, come and take medicine!

Mental illness has improved: Come on, can I forget that I have such a second-hand master after taking medicine?

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Yes!

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: ...

Mental illness has improved: Come on, but if you lie to others, you can be a aunt twice a year, once for three months, and once for nine months

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Give you a pair of scissors

Mental illness has improved: still let me eat?

Mental illness has improved: don’t steal it by yourself, if you even steal the medicine, I think your illness can’t be cured by taking medicine

The handsome burning of the sky: This is the legend. . .Do you bully her rhythm if you love her? . . . . . . . .

Mental illness has improved: don't underestimate my vision, thank you

Tang Yi felt that Tomato must have vomited blood and died.

Brother Meow, why are you so sharp...why! ! !

Which poisonous tongue training center did you release from!Our longing for you is like a torrent of rivers!

Tomato Tomato must have turned on the difficult mode of #调.教者# in order to be tossed like this by the brat...

Mental illness has improved: Has he vomited blood?

Mental illness has improved: Excessive vomiting of blood is harmful to physical and mental health

Mental Illness Gets Better: Tomatoes?master?Are you still alive?

Tomato responded to her dear apprentice Meow with a picture of taking medicine covered by a red capsule.

Mental illness is on the mend: Does this mean you're in the driver's seat?Overwhelmed?

Mental illness has improved: it is good to know what you are

The first tomato in the universe: I am about to suffocate

The First Tomato in the Universe: Goodbye

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye, the absent Menkes Dizi

Mental illness has improved: still dare to use goodbye?What a great hope to see you again. . .

Tang Yi couldn't find his name, so he grumbled in the group with his mouth flat:

The Hangover·The Hangover: Tomato, me == bad review!

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Just go with me...

Hangover · Hangover: Friends are gone! ! #Hold

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Brother Pao...

The first tomato in the universe: convex ("???) convex

Mental illness has improved: Tomato, is it so farewell?

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: I Cut Ding Ding myself

Mental illness on the mend: you, first of all, gotta have a penis

The number one tomato in the universe: ...

Mental illness has improved: It's okay, Tomato, you have been trained by me, and you don't feel cold when you come to eat popsicles with a vest in three or nine days

Mental illness on the mend: look how good I am to you

There are not too many harems: it is simply a snake spirit...

Mental illness has improved: Well, it should not be considered, the master looks like a gourd, if there is such a big difference in levels, the gourd baby will be finished in 5 minutes

Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: No more black tomatoes... #灯灯

There are not too many harems: Your master's eldest son is obviously a tomato

The harem is not too much: silently shed two lines of tears for Tomato

Tang Yi watched Shen Jingbing's sharp Miao brother enough, so he said in the group that he wanted to get out of the code, and then quit the battle between Miao brother and Tomato.

It was probably brainwashed by Brother Miao’s sharpness. Tang Yi kept distracted during the game. He found that a row of his skills could not be used during the battle. Only the icon of the rainstorm pear blossom needle was still on, and he glanced at himself strangely. dps, found only 3w5, feel too unscientific.

His dps is only at the second place, and the military master who ranks first has just over 4w dps. If Tang Yi is usually able to overwhelm the military master, but he rubs his skills hard, those skill icons are gray and cannot be used.

Until the second boss was finished, he couldn't hold back anymore, and acted stupidly in the team:

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? By the way, why is my skill icon only available for Rainstorm Pear Blossom?

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The team was quiet for a while, and that Wanhua replied: "Are you really Tangmen..."

"It's time to rub your eggs =="

"Brother Pao, are you really Tang Sect 2333333..."

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi glanced quietly at his thousand receivers.

Crossbow bolts: 1600

Agency: 0

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He twitched the corner of his mouth, lit a candle for his IQ gentleman, and then quickly walked through the storm group to express that he wanted to rub an egg.

As soon as the organ piglet was summoned, the monsters started over there.

Tang Yi stood outside the battle area, embarrassingly bloody.

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: #惊惊#惊惊#惊惊#惊惊

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? Stop it! !I'm still rubbing eggs! ! !

Only then did the four people over there realize that Tang Yi was still standing behind them carrying a crossbow innocent rubbish, so a group of people dragged the two bosses behind their buttocks over to escape the battle, and Tang Yi safely threw the mechanism into the Thousand receivers, then put the piggy away.

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: I finished rubbing...

Tang Yi didn't know why, looking at the line he had dug out, he always felt something was wrong...

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As soon as the holiday comes, Tang Yi's biological clock automatically adjusts to the mode of getting up at [-]:[-] in the afternoon and going to bed at [-]:[-] in the morning. Debt incurred during class.

... Then it was very frustrating to find that he had lost 4 catties in one semester at school, which was unbearable.

Qu Ziqian was also very depressed, he usually cooks delicious food, why can't Tang Yi get fat?

When he was young, Tang Yi's father finally came back from a business trip. Seeing Tang Yi's unmotivated and unpursued lifestyle, he couldn't help nagging, and Tang Yi made an excuse that he was making money by coding. , Let Tang Yi's father not have to worry.

In fact, he was playing with Ji San, but the reason for playing games is really not a good reason, and it is always reliable to talk about serious things.

But Tang Yi's father is a bit stubborn. When Tang Yi said he was writing, he really thought he was writing honestly. After writing for a day, he was curious about what Tang Yi was writing, so he searched for Tang Yi. Game column.

When Tang Yi signed the contract, his parents knew his pen name, and Tang Yi's father would hang around Tang Yiwen from time to time to leave comments or something, although Tang Yi never knew which one was his father.

Tang Yi's father couldn't understand anything written by Tang Yi, so he didn't have the patience to read it. At most, he just rolled his eyes to know what Tang Yi was doing recently.But this time, he was confused by the line [Two-dimensional and three-dimensional things] in Tang Yi's column.

One day after dinner, he ran up to Tang Yi and asked Tang Yi what he was doing recently.Tang Yi still used the method of writing essays to prevaricate, but his father frightened him with a question.

"What is Two-dimensional and three-dimensional?"

"..."

Tang Yi was horrified, his father actually went to read his articles again!Oh Tzu O!

He tried his best to recall the content of his article. There are so many parts of online games that his father must not be able to understand. Two-dimensional is 2d, flat things... three-dimensional is 3d..."

Tang Yi's father seemed to understand, "Like what 3D movie is now?"

"..." Tang Yi bit the bullet and nodded.

Tang Yi's father rested his chin on his mind and walked away, thinking about the meaning of the word "dimension".

Tang Yi let out a long breath, and decisively summoned Tang Yan and Qu Ziqian together for a three-way meeting.Even though there are some superficial ones, it is always good to be cautious at such a time, in case his father is really excited and reads the whole article——

Tang Yi shivered, almost crying.

Besides, when Tang Yi's father arrived at night, the more he thought about it, the more wrong he became. Coupled with his curiosity about his son's real name, he went to search for Tang Yi's new article.

From the background to the characters, there is nothing that does not look like what his son did by himself.

He really didn't understand what his son was thinking. He actually wrote himself as the protagonist, and didn't even change his name, and rented a house in City W to go to school. Isn't this something that really happened?Oh, by the way, isn't the boy who rented the house to his son also called "Qu Ziqian"?

Looking at the classification again, what is **, **? ?

What is dimension?Did Tang Yi play games all the time when he was in school?

Er Qi?Isn't Tang Yi's middle school classmate named Er Qi who lives in the community diagonally across from his house?

Based on the principle of understanding his son's college life and seeking knowledge, Tang Yi's father resolutely opened Baidu.

Hey, it’s convenient for people nowadays, if you don’t understand anything, you can find it on Baidu...

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When Tang Yi's father forcefully finished Tang Yi's article on Baidu, his face was like the sky when the storm is about to come on the sea.

Bitch! !What is the meaning of this text? ! !

The author has something to say: I am really dying with a rope_(:3∠)_………………

There will be a new comprehensive article tomorrow, a joint article of Sakuragi-san with a few girls in the group, and it will be published on time at 2:14:11 on February 11th. At that time, there will be a large wave of Sakuragi-san on the doujin site. Please do Good eating ready.

Visual inspection of the new article has no cp ambiguity throughout the whole process [maybe it is 1v1? ], the world I go to has a higher survival coefficient, and the purpose is to play ♂ bad ♂ Sakuragi-san~

Well, it’s a flat-chested poor Sakuragi-san with a male upper body and a female lower body [crossed out], who keeps tossing about in various worlds, being tossed by the professional doctor’s qualification certificate that fell out of thin air.

Then please allow me to say aloud:

Why give up treatment, Sakuragi-san! ! ! ("?□?)/