Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

If Qu Ziqian hadn't figured out that Tang Yan was playing tricks on him on purpose, he would have lived in vain for so many years.

With a bad tone, he typed in the secret chat:

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: What are you doing?

[Xu Yinuo] quietly said to you: What?Is it okay to care about my cousin's emotional problems?

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: Is that all?

[Xu Yinuo] quietly said to you: Otherwise?Do you really think I'd like that douchebag?Do not make jokes

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: ...

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: I really believe it

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: You have so many details, and the doubts you had at first are gone.

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: You have liked him for 18 years...

——How did you say such a thing, my cousin (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

[Xu Yinuo] quietly said to you: It is to force you to let go

[Xu Yinuo] whispered to you: And I am indeed in those circles... Ci Ao, it's so frustrating to have the same hobby as Tang Yi

"..." Qu Ziqian felt his whole face was numb.

——It is because you are indeed doing what Tang Yi likes that he is more willing to believe in you, okay?

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: ...No one can bully him except you...

[Xu Yinuo] said to you quietly: Well, before that guy was taller than me, he was always

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: ... Both Tang Yi's parents like you?

[Xu Yinuo] whispered to you: What kind of relationship can my second uncle have with me?Can the second aunt compare me to Tang Yi's twins?

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: ...

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: Tang Yan, you really messed with Ah Yi

[Xu Yinuo] quietly said to you: Huh?

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: It’s a pity not to write

[Xu Yinuo] said to you quietly: Sorry, I am indeed a writer

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: No wonder you have such a big brain

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: What if I really let go?

[Xu Yinuo] Said to you quietly: It's good to be brave, I helped Tang Yi dump a scumbag, and hide my merits and fame

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: ...you are really a big brother

[Xu Yinuo] whispered to you: please call me red scarf

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: You...

"Hey..." Qu Ziqian sighed quietly, and suddenly felt very tired...was ruined by playing, so tired.

[Xu Yinuo] Said to you quietly: Haha, it's okay, that bastard Tang Yi will be at your disposal in the future, just mention anything that needs my help, I will try my best to help you complete the sublimation of your soul to **!

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: ...

Cousin, don't sublimate, really, let them handle it themselves, please let it go!

[Xu Yinuo] quietly said to you: By the way, this account is almost out of order, I will use this account to sell cute, you can delete friends

You quietly said to [Xu Yinuo]: walk slowly

******

At night, Tang Yan moved out of Tang Yi's house and went to the vacated master bedroom of Tang Yi's house to sleep on a king-size double bed, while Tang Yi and Qu Ziqian slept on double-decker single beds in Tang Yi's small bedroom.

Tang Yi's bed was extremely small, but the second floor had never been used, and it was full of all kinds of sundries. Tang Yi's mother simply tidied up the upper floor, and Qu Ziqian slept on it.

When Tang Yi just came back, he naturally planned to take a bath at home comfortably at night before going to bed. Because he was more casual at home, he took his clothes and went straight to the bathroom in his pajamas.The bathroom at Tang Yi's house is built in the master bedroom, so you have to go to the master bedroom first if you want to take a bath. Anyway, it's in your own home, so Tang Yi habitually pushed the door open and went in.

It turns out that getting used to is really scary.

When Tang Yi entered, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a mass of white flesh dangling in front of him.

He froze for two seconds, took a quick deep breath, then turned and closed the door.

After a while, he opened the door again, and the white meat was still in front of him.

Tang Yan was standing on the bed without a trace, not knowing what kind of strange exercise he was doing.

……

That's right, really a.slight.no.hang.

He ran from one side of the bed to the other and from the other side of the bed.

"..."

Tang Yi felt that his ability to bear was always below the stimulation level given by Tang Yan.It was rare for him to calm down and stabilize his voice, trying to make his words sound normal and flat: "Brother Yan."

The man standing on the big bed turned to look at him.

"What are you doing."

Tang Yi felt that his facial expressions were almost out of control.

He praised himself for being able to spit out these two sentences with such a certainty.

Tang Yan looked contemptuous, and said in a very disdainful tone: "Didn't you see that I am walking a bird."

I'm walking a bird...

Walking the birds...

walk the bird...

what……

……

"Crack" - that was the sound of Tang Yi's facial expression cracking.

He tried his best to control his voice so that it didn't sound so trembling: "What are you slipping?" He really thought he was hallucinating.

"Walk the bird." Tang Yan's eyes seemed to be looking at a country bumpkin who didn't understand anything.

……

Yo, yo, yo, your sister's bird! ! !Why don't you pick places for walking birds?This is not your house, it's mine. Do you want to be so casual, brother (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Tang Yi turned around and covered his eyes weakly.

...Ci'ao, his three views are all ruined... I don't know if there will be a needle's eye when he goes back...

"Don't you know that college students often walk birds in the dormitory? Where did you study for the past six months?" Tang Yan's voice behind him gave Tang Yi a knowing blow.

Sorry, he really never lived in a university dormitory, he lived in a rented house.

Tang Yi hugged his clothes and bath towel, closed his eyes and said, "Brother Yan."

"What are you calling your brother for?"

"Put the fat times on."

"Hey little cousin, are you shy? ~ I didn't see anything when I was naked when I was young~"

Tang Yi pressed against the row of blue veins on his forehead, on the verge of breaking out: "Put, fat, time, wear, put on!"

"...Cut~"

The sound of clothes rubbing against each other came from behind, and it took Tang Yi a long time to turn around. Seeing that Tang Yan had obediently rolled into the quilt, he went into the bathroom with a paralyzed face.

For a long time, Tang Yan listened to the extremely loud "bang", "dong", "wow" and Tang Yi's scolding in the bathroom... he was in a particularly good mood.

When Tang Yi returned to the bedroom with a dark face, Qu Ziqian was already impatient.

"Why so long?" Qu Ziqian asked kindly.

With a "bang", Tang Yi slammed the bedroom door shut, his face was still as dark as the bottom of a pot after taking a shower, "I wonder if there will be a needle eye when I wake up tomorrow morning."

"...?"

Tang Yi sighed deeply, "It's okay..."

"Well, yes, actually I have something to tell you."

Tang Yi didn't know that Qu Ziqian and Tang Yan were messing around in the game during the day, but Qu Ziqian was unwilling to go up there. Instead, he smiled and looked at Tang Yi with a spring breeze, and his back felt chills. I couldn't help asking a few questions, so...unfortunately, I learned about the deeds of Tang Yan's death.

"Your cousin told me that he had a crush on you for 18 years and advised me to let go." Qu Ziqian was full of smiles, "A Yi, you are surrounded by peach blossoms."

"..." Tang Yi almost spattered three feet of blood on the spot, Tang Yan must have had a convulsion again, the two of them have never stopped since they were young, why bother to hurt each other! "Hey, what, Ziqian, Tang Yan is that funny Bi Dexing, you don't need to pay attention to him."

"But what he said is sincere, I really can't bear it..."

"Huh?" Tang Yi twitched the corners of his mouth, with an expression of disbelief, "Sincere? Are you sure this is used to describe Tang Yan?!"

Qu Ziqian nodded sadly and regretfully: "He said that I have only known you for half a year, and he has been chasing you for 18 years, so he will do whatever you like—"

"Stop, stop! Stop...!" Tang Yi rolled his eyes, expressing that he couldn't listen anymore, "Don't make trouble, stop making trouble, I'm getting goosebumps!"

Qu Ziqian sat beside Tang Yi's bed, hugged Tang Yi from behind without changing his face, and said in a low voice, "Actually, I guessed that he was testing me at first."

"...Huh?" Tang Yi didn't understand why.

"However, I have to admit that your cousin is very smart. He knows how to speak half-truths and half-truths. If one sentence is mixed with the truth in ten sentences, the whole meaning will be changed. He was almost played to death."

"..." Tang Yi felt that the person Qu Ziqian mentioned must not be the Tang Yan he knew.

"A Yi, I was injured today when I fried chicken. Your family is too difficult to deal with."

"..." Wait, it seems that this topic is not quite right?

"Why don't I go up tonight—"

Tang Yi suddenly realized, sister, she was waiting for him here!

"Debt! My house is not well soundproofed! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Fireproof, anti-theft and anti-gay guys, you can't take it lightly at any time!

……

……

On the second day, Tang Yan was being baptized by Tang Yi's eye knife all day long, but he didn't seem to care about it. Instead, he looked like an old god enjoying himself, and itched Tang Yi's teeth angrily.

Recently, Little Tomato took in a new apprentice, a meow brother. Tang Yi had no impression of this meow brother at first, but when he really saw the skill of this sharp meow brother, Tang Yi discovered that there is another kind of person in the world. It is more troublesome than Tang Yan and Xiongzi.

He was originally bored in the gang group, chatting with the gangsters and teasing Gou Ce together - well, Gou Ce is a stupid and stupid husky.Gou Ce posted his new appearance in the group, and said he was going to play c1v5, so he was naturally surrounded by Tang Yi and his group of idle bastards and laughed at him.

Gou Ce exploded, and shouted in the group: "I have thunder, wind and tiger roaring in the mountains and forests!"

At this time, the apprentice of Brother Miao that Tomato received appeared.

"Scream like thunder, run away like the wind, and hurt like a tiger?" Brother Miao popped up abruptly, and then commented on Gou Ce's stupid appearance: "If the resolution can be as low as Mario's, it's better to cover it up." If the eyes are said to be handsome, it should not be a thunderbolt."

……

Tang Yi said that he and his friends were shocked.

He turned his head and asked Qu Ziqian curiously: "Where did Tomato get such a sharp apprentice?"

Qu Ziqian shrugged, saying that he didn't know, "I probably picked it up when I was bored in the game."

"It's so sharp..." Tang Yi smacked his lips with emotion.

He followed the crowd to swipe the screen in the group:

Hangover · Hangover: 23333 Tomato, your apprentice is too sharp

The harem is not too much: hahahahahaha

The burning of the handsome cracking sky: 2333333

Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: please allow me to be sad

The first tomato in the universe: so happy

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Finally, I’m not the only one who got hacked

Tang Yi saw Tomato making a shy emoji covering his face, and thought it was very funny for a moment.

Hangover·Hangover: Is this the rhythm that you are often hacked?

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: Is it so difficult for you to make me live till now?

Tomato cut a picture of a helpless and ferocious expression with his head bowed and his face covered with blood.

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: How sharp is this meow you made?

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: You made me ask him, "Which one is better, flat-chested or ugly-chested?"

The first tomato in the universe: he said

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: "Which is cheaper, breast augmentation or plastic surgery"

The No. [-] Tomato in the Universe: ...I almost cried

Tang Yi looked at the screen, couldn't hold back a mouthful of water, and sprayed it straight out.