Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Tang Yi felt that the current situation was a bit high-energy.

Why is it so easy for him to be pushed back against an attack that has already been established?This unscientific!

Frightened, he pulled the pillow and hugged it to his chest, trying to block Qu Ziqian's approaching movement, and then looked around for a gap that would allow him to get out from under the person.

The reality was desperate, and he found that he couldn't move at all.

If you continue to die at this time, you will definitely die a miserable death.Tang Yi had a rare witty moment: "Then what...how about, why don't we do it another day?"

Qu Ziqian didn't answer, but stared at him with scorching eyes. After a while, Tang Yi felt his face burning up. The two of them were so close that the movement of their bodies was almost imperceptible.

"Cough, yesterday you were not talented, talented..."

Qu Ziqian raised his eyebrows, and said very relaxedly, "What is it?"

Just had a chrysanthemum exploded, are you made of iron? ! ! !

Tang Yi almost didn't growl.

"Well, let's rest more and think about whether we can do it once per person? I suddenly found that I was quite sleepy..."

"Didn't you say that you slept long and unintentionally during the long night?" Qu Ziqian asked back.

"Ahem...do something else meaningful for us."

"Papa papa is not a meaningful thing?"

"..." Tang Yi really experienced what it means to not die if you don't die, "Then, what, oh yes, now that the two of us have cooked rice, then, when will we officially come out? cabinet?"

Qu Ziqian moved his dog's paws, flicked on Xiao Tang Yi lightly, and said with a smile, "I've come out of the closet a long time ago."

"Ah!!" Tang Yi almost jumped up, blushed up to the tips of his ears, and pointed at Qu Ziqian, "You, you, you, you, you..." You couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.

"Don't move." Qu Ziqian reached out and turned off the bedside lamp, suddenly plunged into the darkness Tang Yi was a little uncomfortable, he wanted to take the opportunity to turn over and press back, but in the end he felt that he was caught by a scorching hand in the darkness up.

Tang Yi opened his mouth stiffly.

Fuck him with a thousand slots!He is the gong, isn't he!Isn't it!Even if you are engaged in riding, don't be so tough!Why does he feel that Gong Shou's identity has been reversed? This must be his illusion! !

But he didn't have time to look at those now, because the hand started to move, and all his attention was focused there, and he couldn't think about anything else.

"Hmm... Qu, Qu Ziqian... your sister...!!"

Qu Ziqian leaned down and kissed him, blocking out Tang Yi's voice that he didn't know whether he was enjoying or sobbing.

Tang Yi couldn't get angry, so he bit him, Qu Ziqian didn't stop being bitten, but bit back instead, the two of them gnawed like they were fighting.

The initiative was not on his side, and Tang Yi was quickly defeated. He thought to himself, anyway, it's not that his sister has never masturbated before, so it's right to be a gun. Friends are masturbating each other.But as soon as he thought that the owner of those hands was Qu Ziqian, Tang Yi couldn't control the little nervousness and excitement in his heart.

It was quite warm under the blanket, but Tang Yi felt that he was about to be sweated after going back and forth. He tilted his head to avoid Qu Ziqian's kiss, panting, and soon limp in Quziqian's arms.

"..." Still immersed in the aftertaste just now, Tang Yi suddenly felt light, and Qu Ziqian actually got off him.Tang Yi was surprised to hear that Qu Ziqian seemed to have opened the drawer of the bedside table, and then took out something.

"...?"

He wanted to take a look at it, but Qu Ziqian came back soon, and a wet dog's paw touched his chrysanthemum in the dark.

Tang Yi's eyes widened in horror, his whole body bounced up, and howled: "Fuck, fuck!!! What are you doing, Qu Ziqian!!!!"

"No trouble, do what should have been done long ago."

"Fuck off!! Let go of that chrysanthemum!"

"If I don't let you go, what will you do with me?"

"Ci'ao! You, you planned it long ago!!"

"Correct answer, extra points"

"……Depend on!"

"Civilized people don't swear."

"..."

"Don't worry, take it easy, it won't hurt."

Tang Yi really wanted to die.

Nima, if he didn't know what Qu Ziqian took out of the bedside cabinet, he would have written those pornographic essays for so many years.

He pushed Qu Ziqian's arm, the bottle rolled twice on the bed, and fell to the ground with a bang, what was inside was very clear in the night with the swaying sound.

……

……

After a while, Tang Yi completely lost his hair.

"I, I love your uncle's Qu Ziqian!!! It doesn't hurt if you agree!!!!"

"Who told you... to throw away the lubricant."

"Damn it...you, 呵——you fucking come out!!"

"hold on……"

"Wait for you... ah... wait for your claws... don't move!"

"..."

"You have the ability to buy ky...you, you...uh...you fucking ability don't move, beast!!!"

……

……

*****Please tell me to pull the red scarf, no thanks******

The next day.

"..." ← This is Tang Yi with a black face like the bottom of a pot.

"..." ← This is Qu Ziqian with an innocent smile on his face.

"asshole!"

"I'm an asshole."

"Beasts!"

"I am a beast."

"Scumbag!"

"I'm a scum."

"roll!!"

"The degree of difficulty of the movement is too high, why don't you change it to something simpler?"

Tang Yi hasn't been to class since Christmas Eve until now, and he is already desperate for such things as marking the key points at the end of the semester.

Christmas Eve was on a Tuesday, and he was too drunk that day.

On Christmas Wednesday, he slept with Qu Ziqian at home for half a day and recuperated for half a day.

On Thursday, there were no holidays, and Qu Ziqian called the teacher to ask for leave for him.

The reason is low fever.

Fuck your sister's low fever!Tang Yi gritted his teeth with a dark face, only having the urge to throw Qu Ziqian out of his eyes.

once per person?(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

fair?Fuck your sister's fairness (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Damn men can't fucking get in without lubrication, okay?Saying that I got drunk and got mad at you is tm impossible!He actually believed it at the time, and said that he should be responsible to others!

burden!responsibility!

He is the one who should be held responsible, right? !

Fuck me, you scumbag, you don't blush or breathe when you trick people, and I don't love you anymore!

"Don't be angry, come here, take the medicine." Qu Ziqian held a cup of hot water, and the antipyretic medicine in the other hand. There was also a bowl of porridge on the bedside, full of flattery.

"Don't eat!" Tang Yi lay on the bed with his ass pouted, and when he saw him, he was furious.

"Don't play tricks," Qu Ziqian put the medicine on the bedside, sat next to Tang Yi, and asked kindly, "You need to take medicine when you are sick."

"Who the fuck did it?!" Tang Yi gritted his teeth and glared at him viciously, "You just went to take the medicine!"

Qu Ziqian stared at him for a long time, then suddenly stretched out his hand and rubbed the hairy brother's head, "Why give up treatment..."

"..."

Tang Yi shook off his paw, and the movement was a little too big, so he couldn't help but gasped. "Chhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Qu Ziqian frowned, and asked with concern, "Does it still hurt?"

"It's not you who hurt!"

"...Sorry, yesterday—"

"Shut up, scumbag!"

"...Then let me rub your waist?"

"roll!!!"

"Even if you let me go, you will still have to take medicine in a while, and you can't... Cough."

"..." Tang Yi really wanted to confuse Qu Ziqian with his aunt's face.

"Master, I am self-reliant!"

"Take the medicine before self-reliance, good boy."

"Good girl!"

"My sister is not as good as you."

"...That's pretty much the same." Tang Yi muttered in a low voice, got up and groaned, took the medicine and some porridge, then put his laptop on the bed, lay down there and started surfing the Internet.

Qu Ziqian frowned in disapproval: "Don't you take a good rest?"

"You don't care!" Tang Yi fiercely opened Word, and typed on it. "I want to abuse the drug brother... I want to change the day, I want to pull the love rival to abuse the big scum, I want to fuck the Tang poison map! If you don't attack the poison brother, you will not be a human!!"

"..."

Qu Ziqian looked helplessly and amusedly at him declaring there, picked up the cup and bowl to brush.

Tang Yi puffed his cheeks to type, and after lying on the ground for a while, he felt backache and neck pain, and his face suddenly turned dark again.

"Damn it, I'm going to fuck you sooner or later!"

——Qu Ziqian must not have heard this sentence.

Tang Yi was in a panic, so he climbed onto the game to look at the scenery. He happened to see the third master howling among his friends.

So the third master told him a joke =l=.

He was strolling around Yangzhou in Hua Ge’s trumpet, and found an interesting ID in the target list. He was a military master with strange holes and no equipment to mix and match. At that time, he thought, Emma, ​​a novice!Decisively accept disciples.

The system reminded that the apprenticeship was successful, and the third master immediately went to order to form a team. After a long time, there was no response, so he chatted secretly, "Stupid~"

...and then automatically popped up on his screen:

"XX yuan = xxxx gold, blablabla..."

……

...he felt like the world was collapsing...

Then he immediately yelled in the team, "Damn, I just accepted a studio trumpet as my apprentice brother!"

Then... that studio trumpet joined the group...

He immediately changed to howling in the friend list, and after being ridiculed by a few bastards, he decided to sever ties with him, and then opened the master-apprentice list...

Two seconds later, he realized that he had done another stupid thing.

He clearly wants to cut off, but what Mao wants is to invite...

He resolutely, immediately, immediately, and fled with a big bird in his crotch...=l=

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: hhhhh third master, why give up treatment! !

[Crotch. Pulling out the bird] quietly said to you: =l=friends are exhausted!

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: 2333333333

Seeing the third master, Tang Yi asked out of habit:

You quietly said to [kuai. Xiadiaoniao]: Shi Dae?

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: busy postgraduate entrance examination

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: ... a?

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: for the time being

[Crotch. Under the bird] whisper to you: My daily routine now is to hug my friends on the left and my apprentices on the right, and occasionally tease wild cannons

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: so your master wants me to play a game

You quietly said to [kua.xiadiaoniao]: poof

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: happy to hear and see possessiveness

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: I said before that next time I will go to Qiwu Pavilion

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: What is the result?

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you:. . .Your master said "There will be no next time, give me an obedient quit playing games"

You quietly said to [口.下打鸟]: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: =l=

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: sorry to say me, your family is poisonous

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: ……………

Tang Yi was choked all of a sudden, what the hell, he's a bitch!Obviously a wolf with a big tail, okay?

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: noisy again?

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: ...No ==

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: entangled running now?

Already running... Tang Yi raised his forehead.

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: ... no

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: what is that =l=

You quietly said to [口.下打鸟]: ………………… Third Master

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: =l=

You quietly said to [kua.xiadiaoniao]: ???! ! !woo woo woo woo...

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: What kind of reaction is this?

You quietly said to [口.下拉鸟]: I was eaten, blah blah???

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you:. . . . . . .

[Crotch. Under the bird] quietly said to you: What? ! ! !