Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Baozi's resentment is really strong... ==

Tang Yi wiped off his sweat, and felt that as long as he didn't take the initiative to provoke Fang Junmo in the near future, he would always be comforted by his military master.

If he really went to Zongheng, he wouldn't want to be a light bulb between Baozi and Mr. Jun, okay? The love of bad people will be struck by lightning.Although he thinks that the possibility of love in Two-dimensional is unlikely, it is best to be in the current state of gay friends.

As a man who writes porn, Tang Yi said that rotten men have nothing against homosexuals at all.However, wherever Tang Yi pokes, he exudes a strong aura of straight men, so he can often deceive many people.He didn't know what his sexual orientation was, maybe he was more likely to be bisexual.

Habitually looked at the third master's space again, the latest one reads:

[I believe that most people will do the same thing when they first go to Tangjiabao, that is, wherever they come in, they will jump from where they came from, and then they will be picked up =l=(Of course, it is possible to roll What came up was a corpse)]

He responded with a comment below:

[Fucking... I don't know how many times I was tricked by the second floor of Tangmen... Every time I fall to the ground, I will fall to my death...]

After a long while, his complaint about the Tang Sect's big broken leg castle was below, and there was an extra reply from the third master:

[I said, why do you lose your state so quickly, the frequency of daring to fall to death is too high. 】

Tang Yi was stunned, no wonder he kept seeing the third master there saying "Pikachu Pikachu~(≧?≦)/~", he thought he was trying to show off his cuteness, but the truth turned out to be...was he helping him like thunder? !

This... is this a subtle misunderstanding ==

Just about to reply to the message, Tang Yi looked at his watch, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, after thinking about it, he decided to keep silent and not continue to lose his IQ.Don’t be in a hurry to finish editing the manuscripts, it’s the same if you do it tomorrow.

Turn off the phone, wash up, and go to bed. On the first night in W City, Tang Yi slept surprisingly peacefully with the small air conditioner on.

Let's talk about Qu Ziqian.

Seeing Tang Yi's talk, he certainly knew that Tang Yi was training in the Tang Sect. With a quick turn of his head, he decisively took the character as the man with the number four face.

Tang Sect, in the area of ​​Bashu, isn't the official partner Tang Du, but with him, he will definitely turn CP into Du Tang.

Although he has always felt that the five poisonous males are a bit bitch, men still dance and so on, not to mention the heavy headgear, running around with a group of blue butterflies and snakes is really a challenge to his aesthetics.However, in his opinion, this is a small problem.

Originally, he planned to use the girl account to hook up with people, but after thinking that if he succeeded in the future, Tang Yi knew that he was lying to him, which would cause a lot of trouble, so Qu Ziqian decided to choose a male account to approach Tang Yi.

Anyway, you have to start from scratch with friends, right?

Qu Zi smiled modestly, reached out and touched his chin, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but curled up in a proper arc.

Hangover, Xiao Tang, where should we start the strategy?

He is very familiar with Jiansan. It is much easier for him to practice the trumpet than Tang Yi. Tang Yi explored on his own while Baidu. How can he compare with Qu Ziqian, a senior player? Fenghuagu went to guard Tang Yi.

Qu Ziqian was in an unexpectedly good mood when he thought that he would be able to "coincidentally meet" Xiao Tangmen on a mission here soon.

******

In the early morning of the next day, Tang Yi first went out to solve the problem of bank card and account transfer, then stopped by to see the school, and did not come back until noon.Qu Ziqian stayed at home for the rest of the morning. He had no work to play the game last night, so of course he has to rush back from work now.

As soon as Tang Yi came back, he saw Qu Ziqian in the busy post-production period. Just as he was about to say, "How about I cook", Qu Ziqian quickly said, "I'm back? I'll cook for you." To push back.

He silently swallowed back the sentence he was going to spit out, scratched his head and went to the kitchen to help Qu Ziqian.

Ziqian is really a good person... But he is really embarrassed to be so troublesome all the time.

Qu Ziqian didn't know that he had been issued a good person card, and he wished he could cook for Tang Yi every day.

It was his favorite dish again, Tang Yi kept an eye on it, and asked, seemingly unintentionally, "Fang...cough, Qu Ziqian, do you also like braised eggplant?"

Qu Ziqian glanced at him from the corner of his eye, Tang Yi's little thoughts were written all over his face, he reacted quickly, and said with a peaceful smile: "Yes, I like fresh and fragrant things, but generally speaking, the taste is bland , eat a little sweet and sour too."

Tang Yi's eyes lit up, "What a coincidence! Me too!" He swallowed silently, and said, "But I also like pastries and Japanese cuisine, but unfortunately I rarely cook them."

Qu Ziqian smiled, skillfully put the dishes on the plate, and continued: "It's okay, there is an oven at home, I can make it for you if you want to eat western desserts. But I'm not very good at western desserts, and Japanese-style sushi tempura is fine." Can."

Tang Yi's mouth was already drooling just listening to it, the green and hungry wolf light in his eyes was undisguised, and he felt helpless and wanted to laugh while watching the song. "It's really troublesome for you!"

Tang Yi deeply felt that his landlord was a good person, and in his eyes, Qu Ziqian had another label on his head, "necessary for home".

"No trouble." Qu Ziqian said with a good temper. "I do a little bit of it when I'm at home anyway."

He wouldn't tell Tang Yi that he already knew his preferences like the back of his hand.Of course, this kind of thing must be transformed into a tacit understanding in order to cultivate feelings.

"You should do your work first, don't you still need code?"

Tang Yi chuckled, Mo Claw stretched towards the freshly baked dish shrank back shyly, and said, "Then I'll take it out for you."

Seeing him carrying the plate and walking away with high spirits, Qu Ziqian laughed out loud.

How come the second criminal is so cute. [Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, hello! 】

When Tang Yi went to deal with the bank card, he opened an online bank for the card in city w by the way, so that his income from writing articles can be directly transferred to the card in city w, and it is much more convenient to recharge games and so on. After charging thirty oceans for the game, he checked QQ and found that Baozi's autograph was still hanging there. Knowing that he was still angry, he didn't poke him first, but went to poke Er Qi instead.

In terms of corruption, Er Qi is the No.1 who turned him into a corner.When he was in junior high school, he was still a serious straight boy who didn't know what offense was. Er Qi was just like him, white and stupid and naturally dumb. What was clean was a blank sheet of paper.Later, I don’t know why the girls in the class slowly seemed to have some strange changes. Er Qi, who was at the same table as the girls, was the first to be abducted into the road of **, and Tang Yi, who was mixed with him, also failed. The two who escaped the poisonous hands and were indoctrinated with thoughts of corruption every day, got farther and farther away from the avenue of purity, and turned on the road of corruption, never to return.

The reason why he hangs out with Er Qi all the time is because he has a strong relationship with his best friend for six years, and the other is that only when he stays with Er Qi can he not feel that his IQ is at the bottom.

Hangover·Hangover: Where?

Pupu Erqi Jun: ...

Pupu Erqi Jun: Don’t tell me you’re stuck again

Hangover · Hangover: ...

The matter of Calvin started with Tang Yi's writing of novels.Ever since this guy got on the road of prostitution, he, who loves to create by nature, couldn't help but write a lot of articles under various small transparent pseudonyms.Pisces Erhuo is born with extraordinary brain creativity, and the originally serious plots often become bloody and hilarious with Er Qi, which perfectly fills the blank of Tang Yi's thinking when he was in Kawen.Generally, when he is stuck, as long as someone is there to help him sort out the plot so that he can organize his thoughts, he can pass it smoothly, but Er Qi is not a very qualified listener. Yi made some inexplicable funny jokes, and then Tang Yi often changed his outline to cater to these jokes... The so-called, abuse and be happy, probably is like this.

However, Calvin's frequency is a bit high recently, and Er Qi seems to be scared by his melodrama.

Hangover·Hangover: No, no, just ask if you are a scumbag game?

Pupu Erqi Jun: ...

Pupu Erqi Jun: What game oo

The Hangover·The Hangover: Sword and Net III

Tang Yi dragged Erqi in because he was a bit cautious. He was too sloppy and often couldn't cope with the third master's problems. If Erqi was around, this guy would definitely help him take away most of his attention.Moreover, Er Qi's handicap was worse than Tang Yi himself.

If someone puts himself at the bottom, Tang Yi would rather not do it.

Pupu Erqi Jun: Okay

Tang Yi was surprised at how quickly Er Qi agreed, he hesitated for a moment, and typed:

The Hangover·The Hangover: Are you sure you want to come?

Pupu Erqi Jun: Didn’t you pull me? ==

Hangover·Hangover: ...just ask if you have nothing to do

Hangover · Hangover: I miss Nujiao three times in Netcom

Pupu Erqi Jun: Well, let me go play the game.

Tang Yi is well aware of the internet speed at Er Qi's home. He started school about a week later than Tang Yi, and Tang Yi came to W City a week earlier. Er Qi must still be staying at his own home now.With his family's Internet connection, there is no need to play games within four or five hours.

When Tang Yi came back from lunch, he found that Er Qi had poked him. When he clicked on it, it was Er Qi who was in the question area.

Pupu Erqi Jun: I forgot which district it is in again...

Tang Yi was surprised that he was able to play the game so quickly, but he still replied:

Hangover · Hangover: Nian Nujiao in the third district of Netcom

After a while, Er Qi popped out another message:

Pupu Erqi Jun: I don’t know how to adjust this full screen

Pupu Erqi Jun: Games

Tang Yi was really shocked now, Er Qi's family's network is notoriously popular, how could he get Jiansan's client so quickly.

The Hangover and The Hangover: Inside the Settings

Hangover · Hangover: press alt+tab

The Hangover: The Hangover: Can Cut Out

The Hangover The Hangover: To the Desktop

Pupu Erqi Jun: Wait a minute

Pupu Erqi Jun: I'm coming in

Tang Yi opened the game, called up the settings, took a screenshot for Er Qi, and said:

Hangover · Hangover: You can set it here, or set it after entering the game

Thinking of Er Qi's consistent style, he still decided to remind Er Qi not to forget to set up characters.

Hangover · Hangover: Do you remember to choose the face shape and hairstyle?

The Hangover: The Hangover: When Creating Characters

Pupu Erqi Jun: Chunyang is very beautiful

Pupu Erqi Jun: I am choosing a school

Hangover · Hangover: ...

The Hangover·The Hangover: Wait, why are you so aggressive on the Internet today? !

Pupu Erqi Jun: ↖(???")Look at the sky

Pupu Erqi Jun: Ahhaha I will tell you that I have already been playing Sword III

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Pupu Erqijun: After downloading the client for three days, I don’t know how to love it...???

Hangover · Hangover: ...

really.

Tang Yi stroked his forehead, he knew it would be like this.

Erhuo's thoughts are indeed not something we can easily guess.

The Hangover·The Hangover: What character are you going to use?

Pupu Erqi Jun: Let me take a screenshot for you.

Tang Yi looked at the screenshot sent from the chat box, and was instantly scorched by Lei.

That tender loli, with her bangs parted in the middle and pigtails, was tilting her head to show her cuteness to herself, and Tang Yi could hardly resist her big watery eyes.

Fuck!Erqi!What about your integrity!

The Hangover·The Hangover: ... I really underestimated you

Hangover·Hangover: You actually want to use Lolita, so you ate it yourself!

Pupu Erqi Jun: Haha, what a cute loli.

Hangover·Hangover: ...Young man, you have to remember that you are a man ("?□?)/!

Pupu Erqi Jun: What does it matter.

Pupu Erqi Jun: This five-poisonous

Pupu Erqi Jun: What are the five poisons for?

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Hangover · Hangover: output or big tits

Pupu Erqi Jun: What about Wanhua and Chunyang?

Hangover · Hangover: Don't think about Wanhua with your actions.

Hangover·Hangover: Pure Yang outputs violence, which means kidney deficiency

Pupu Erqi Jun: A strong man ⊙?⊙

Pupu Erqi Jun: May I ask what kidney deficiency means?

Hangover · Hangover: The blue bar is old enough

Pupu Erqi Jun: Oh...

Pupu Erqi Jun: Is there any school with wood or kidney? 【Star Eyes】

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Pupu Erqi Jun: There are schools of wood, wood has kidneys

Seeing this question, Tang Yi regretted it very much now, why did he know these bastards.

Whether it's the cute guy Baozi, or the third master who is full of wretchedness, and Er Qi who is in front of him, his integrity is constantly broken and broken, broken and broken, and broken into scum.

He tapped the keyboard tremblingly, and replied:

Hangover · Hangover: ... Yes

Hangover · Hangover: My Big Broken Leg Fort, and the Erji from Hidden Sword Villa, have no kidneys.

Pupu Erqi Jun: ... ⊙? ⊙!

Pupu Erqi Jun: Sure enough, he is the second generation of the rich! !

Pupu Erqi Jun: The rich second generation has no kidneys, no kidneys puhahaha! ! !

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Hangover · Hangover: Big Meow Sect Has No Kidneys

Pupu Erqi Jun: ... Meow teaching?

Hangover · Hangover: Mingjiao

Pupu Erqi Jun: The one who came back from Persia is not the rich second generation o(*≧?≦)ツ┏Hangover┓[Hangover laugh!]!

The Hangover·The Hangover: ...you win.