Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Sometimes Qu Ziqian really wanted to take Tang Yi's head off and take a look to see how thick the nerves were inside.Although he really didn't mind Tang Yi crawling onto his bed consciously at all, he felt that he hadn't prepared anything at all, and Tang Yi's coming to his door like this was a test of his patience.

But Tang Yi didn't think so.

This is his daughter-in-law, she is his family's poison. I used to think that I could not see it on the Internet, but now it is in front of me. She is such a high-quality beauty, how can I not do something as a qualified attacker? Woolen cloth!

His thoughts are all written on his face, thinking that the reason he is talking about is very reasonable, and he also knows that Qu Ziqian will definitely not reject him, even if he can't eat it for a while, it is definitely necessary to occupy the territory first .

Qu Ziqian helplessly raised his forehead, dare you take back that little look with shining eyes, drool, young man...your saliva...is about to drop to the ground.

He turned around to make way for Tang Yi, and climbed onto the bed, half covered with the quilt, leaving Tang Yi behind.

Tang Yi chuckled lightly, at first he wanted to put his quilt beside him, but after thinking about it, he ran back to his bedroom and threw the quilt away, and got into Qu Ziqian's bed naked.

City W is already a bit chilly in November, when Tang Yi got in, he immediately felt that it would be nice to have someone who warms the bed =-=.

The bed lamp in Qu Ziqian's bedroom was hung above his head. After turning off the light, Tang Yi lay on his side facing Qu Ziqian.Qu Ziqian didn't know whether it was intentional or nervous [Tang Yi thinks], he actually left his back to Tang Yi, Tang Yi felt very upset.

But although this guy has a good way of talking when he usually writes, in actual practice... ╮(???")╭ Yes, this guy is a bit embarrassing.

Tang Yi lay quietly behind Qu Ziqian. After a while, he seemed to hear the sound of even breathing, so he moved his body and moved forward a little.

Then rub a little more.

After making sure that Qu Ziqian hadn't moved, he stretched out his evil claws and hugged Qu Ziqian's waist from behind.

As soon as the ring reached the front, the paw was caught.

Tang Yi was taken aback, and wanted to shrink back, but was caught tightly, no matter how hard he pulled, he couldn't get back.He didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of waking up Qu Ziqian.

After pulling for a long time to no avail, Tang Yi was a little discouraged, and hung his arms around Qu Ziqian's waist. He felt that this position was too uncomfortable, and he had to turn over.

But... Ziqian, do you want to pull so tight, your sister (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Tang Yi couldn't turn over, and after lying down for a while, he felt that his right arm was numb.

At this moment, Qu Ziqian turned over, loosened Tang Yi's paw with one hand, and then put his arm on Tang Yi's shoulder, as if a beauty was in his arms, and whispered: "Don't mess around!" move, sleep."

Tang Yi's face turned red.

Originally, he was not so close to Qu Ziqian. He moved forward just now, and this guy turned over again... Tang Yi looked at the fabric of the pajamas in front of the tip of his nose, covered his nose with one hand, and stretched out a hand with the other. A finger poked Qu Ziqian's arm resting on his shoulder.

I poke.

Can't poke.

Poke again.

Still can't move.

Poke again.

……

your sister.

Tang Yi wanted to cry without tears, being hugged by his wife to sleep was a challenge to his authority. What kind of trouble is it that this kind of daughter-in-law is two centimeters shorter than him but can hug him so naturally and without any sense of disharmony...

So he stretched out his hand and scratched Ziqian's creaking dimple.

"..." Qu Ziqian opened his eyes, and Tang Yi felt guilty looking at them with shining eyes in the dark. "Hey, don't make trouble."

"..." This time it was Tang Yi's turn to be speechless.

Wait, this tone of voice and the use of words, don't be the one making trouble, you grave bastard!

He grabbed Qu Ziqian's arm to prevent him from sleeping, "Good girl, didn't you agree that I'm Gong?"

Qu Ziqian looked at him with one eye half open, stretched out his hand to rub Tang Yi's head, and said casually, "Well, you are Gong."

Tang Yi felt that he was being perfunctory, so he slapped his hand away and said angrily, "Don't play tricks on me!"

"I didn't trick you." Qu Ziqian didn't even open his eyes this time.

"..." Tang Yi blew on his bangs, pulled Qu Ziqian's face with his two paws, glared at him and said, "Look at me and say I'm a gong."

"You are attacking."

So cute ==.Satisfied, Tang Yi consciously slid into Qu Ziqian's arms and began to sew against the fabric of the pajamas.

Qu Ziqian looked so tired that he was fast asleep, but in fact, he was silently thinking about a problem——

Do you want to go online and buy some lubricating things tomorrow...

in case for need?

******

Because Tomato and the others don’t know that Ziqian lives with him, Tang Yi still calls Quziqian “Zhazha” on the YY channel, but the two of them don’t have to hide from each other to play games now, even if they are placed together It's okay to play, but usually at this time, both of them will turn off the mic so that the mic will not be heard.

Tang Yi caught a little monk when he was doing his daily routine today. When the little monk first created an account, there was news of his apprenticeship in the world. Tang Yi couldn't sit still when he saw the name. Just poked the little monk to accept his apprentice.

The little monk's name is also funny like Tang Yi's, it's called [Master is Ximai].

When Tang Yi accepted him, Qu Ziqian was busy cooking, and he was with Xixi's trumpet and tomato group.As soon as the apprentice entered the team, he poked the apprentice.

You quietly said to [Master is a happy pulse]: Disciple!

[Master is a happy pulse] I say to you quietly: Hello, Master

You quietly said to [Master is a happy pulse]: touch your head

You quietly said to [Master is Ximai]: Disciple, which sect do you belong to?Novice or trumpet?

[Master is a happy pulse] I say to you quietly: Little monk, trumpet

Tang Yi felt very kind for a moment, and his little monk hadn't reached the full level yet, so he just happened to be able to play together.

You quietly said to [Master is Ximai]: I will try my best to upgrade you as a teacher!

[Master is Ximai] quietly said to you: #欢乐Master For you, I will try my best to raise the little monk

You quietly said to [Master is Ximai]: Touch your head, you are so cute

Thinking that he had taken in a cute little apprentice, Tang Yi went to the team channel to kill himself.Facts have proved that he seems to be doomed to have no fate with the soft and cute little apprentices in his life. No matter how normal, beautiful, and cute these apprentices seem at the beginning, the final outcome is bound to be...

[Squad] Is Pao delicious: Tomato, this is my new apprentice

[Squad] West Red Tomato: You have taken in an apprentice again...

[Squad] Master is a happy pulse: Master, when will you give me a little junior sister?

……

Uh, what! ?

Tang Yi was embarrassed, this familiar, oncoming bear child's breath...why is it so...

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? The teacher is a male

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: I can’t do it for teachers and students==

[Squad] Master is Ximai: But isn’t it Ximai?

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi twitched the corners of his mouth and said angrily:

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Small!and!Yet! ! !

[Squad] Xixi Diao: I understand Brother Pao

[Team] Xixi Diao: This child really belongs to you

[Squad] Master is Ximai: #呲牙I really want the title of donkey spicy

[Squad] West Red Tomato: #少猪[Master is Ximai] Is this a little monk?

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: How good, you can upgrade with my little monk

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? Apprentice, your master, my little monk, the Dharma name Xingtu...

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? Tell the benefactor to please stop making trouble

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... I somehow feel that ids can be put together

[Squad] Master is a happy pulse: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Master, are you also a snake spirit?

[Squad] Is Pao delicious: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Master, are you also a snake maniac...

Are you a snake maniac too...

Are snakes sick...

……

Tang Yi's premonition came true, and he finally brought back a cruel, insane brat! !Strange, why did he use "again"...?

He finally spit out the sentence that he must shout every time he accepts an apprentice——

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Sinister! ! !

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? Your sister is sick with snake spirits! ! !

[Squad] Little Red Tomatoes: Eggplants, you all have a look on your face

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: I am upright as a teacher [serious]

[Team] Xixi Diao: I'm a little messy

[Squad] Is Paoge delicious?

[Squad] West Red Tomato: The brains of the beggar gang can't keep up

[Squad] Master is Ximai: #晗先生 Can snake essence disease be inherited?I don't want a little junior sister with a snake spirit

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Brother Beggar has too much brains and has been making up...

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: ……………

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: I don’t have snake spirit disease as a teacher (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

[Squad] Master is Ximai: Ouch, it's like a drunk who never admits that he is drunk. . .

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...== Master-student love

[Squad] Master is a happy pulse: Where is my little sister #欢乐

[Squad] Xixi Diao: Brother Pao, your apprentice language is very sharp~~ I like it very much

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? ==

[Squad] Is Pao delicious: Your little sister is still in your father's belly

[Squad] Master is a happy pulse: Master?

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? That’s right, your master is a big poisonous brother, let him give birth to your junior sister

[Squad] Master is a happy pulse:!It turns out that the one with the happy pulse is the master!

[Squad] Master is a happy pulse: It's decided, I will create an account for Master!

The corners of Tang Yi's mouth twitched even more. If Qu Ziqian saw this chat record, he would definitely burst out laughing.The little monk moved very quickly, and Tang Yi saw the little monk go offline not long after.

... Fuck, how efficient is this apprentice! !Are you really going to build an account? !

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Why is my apprentice always so childish...

[Squad] Is Pao delicious: Tears fall

He complained desperately in the team channel.As a result, Tomato almost choked him to death with his saliva.

[Squad] West Red Tomato: Don’t cry, it’s a happy pulse

……

Fuck tomato you win...

Tang Yi replied silently with a series of ellipses, almost bursting into tears.

[Master is Ximai] I want to worship you as my teacher.

Tang Yi's eyes lit up, this brat is pretty good!This name, he likes it! !

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? Apprentice! !So on point Emma! !

[Squad] The master is a happy pulse: I want a little junior sister#欢乐

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? When your master is online, you go feel his veins

[Squad] Master is a happy pulse: By the way, master

[Squad] Master is Ximai: No, I have to ask

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious:?

[Squad] The master is a happy pulse: Is the master a snake spirit disease?

……

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Tang Yi flipped the table.

Bear boy, are you so crazy about your mother making it!Made it! !

The author has something to say: cover your face...

I found that the little monks I know are all so sharp and funny...

tears fall...

Why do you guys give up treatment! ! ! [Cover your face] [Please allow me to be sad] [Candles]

Do you think I will put meat here?Too naive ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [being beaten] [Doing a big death]