Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Tang Yi sees Mo Mo more and more often in the game. He used to go online with Zha Zha to clean teahouses and go to wars, and then pictures of beauties and war missions. Now there are only big wars. Time to do it with Zha Zha.

Well, if you do it together, you need to bring Mo Mo, or sometimes there will be an additional military master from the Mo Mo family.

Tang Yi knew that Zha Zha had no other thoughts about Mo Mo, but he still couldn't put a good face on Mo Mo, because as long as Zha Zha was not around, the other party would retreat immediately, which really made Tang Yi too entangled.

Out of sight and out of mind, he simply withdrew from the team and went flying around on the three major sword maps by himself.

This journey really made him find some fun.

When Shenxing arrived at Wuliang Mountain, he was heading towards the first floor of the world, turned left 120°, and flew over with a Tangmen flying kite. In the market next to the pier, there were two very individual NPCs standing next to the snake. , one is called Xiande, the other is called Tanteng...

There are Xinglunan, Jiang Jun, and Zhuang Buzhou who are similar to this...God knows that when Tang Yi saw the npc Zhuang Buzhou, his hands trembled and he almost fell to death. There was no other reason. The pen name of the author of the history he once loved...

Tang Yi was completely impressed by Jiansan's lazy naming skills, so he begged the planners of Jiansan to accept his knees==.

Tang Yi now has more than 6000 pretending points. At least he won’t be disgusted if he goes to work with dps. Even if he plays with no buffs, he can hit around [-] while eating. Zha Zha came to group him, and he seldom joined Zha Zha as soon as he went online.

But playing games like this is really boring, Tang Yi felt that his hair was about to grow moldy.Outside of daily life, he really doesn't dare to go to the wild team to download the raid book without following the group of relatives and friends, and the mission of Zhan Luan is almost cleared. Basically, he can't buy things that are so rich like Li Feisha.

But Li Feisha is nothing... because not long ago when Zhazha was helping Tang Yi get on the account, he touched Li Feisha's pony.

The foal is being raised by Xiang now, and Xiang said that after it is bred, it will be sold in a trading house, and the money from the sale will be shared with relatives and friends in the guild.

Tang Yi felt that he didn't figure it out anyway, and his money was enough for now, so he agreed.

Whoops, far away.

When he was bored, Tang Yi went to recruit apprentices tirelessly.

He didn't dare to poke the third master, for fear of poking the third master's fur. Before he was sure that the third master's anger had passed, he should play with himself honestly.

...So, this time he received a brat apprentice who he still can't bear to look back on.

As the conscience of the disciple accepting industry, Tang Yi's biggest pursuit is to receive a soft, cute and cute little apprentice in his lifetime, to cooperate with him in teasing him, and not to fight back.

but……

The gap between ideal and reality is really not that big.

He was originally looking for pleasing ids on the master-student interface, and then received them row by row...

The other party declined your request.

The other party declined your request.

The other party declined your request.

……

It was only at this moment that Tang Yi began to regret why Mao himself had such a funny name like [Paoge is delicious].The name is funny, he is still very serious at heart, a deep-v high-cold gun who basically does not speak during the whole process of the dungeon, how could he shrink back from the matter of accepting apprentices.

With perseverance, he met one of the funniest apprentices he had ever seen in his life.

This day, Tang Yi really wanted to take revenge on him countless times, but because his apprentice was a first-class trumpet, he didn't do it.

This person has completely refreshed Tang Yi's understanding of such a bear creature as an apprentice. Compared with him, the beggar apprentice who used to play with him like a wine jar before is so cute, so cute that Tang Yi is about to cry .

This apprentice is an adult girl, and her name is also funny, which matches Tang Yi's id. Difficult to play" and the like... Let's directly refer to it as Nian Po Stupid from now on], there is a natural stupid temperament between the words.

After Tang Yi succeeded in taking people in, he went to poke his apprentice for a secret chat.

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: disciple!

[Nianpo Stupid] Say to you quietly: Hello, Master

You quietly said to [Nianpo Stupid]: Are you a novice or a trumpet?

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: I won't tell you

Tang Yi was a little embarrassed, this apprentice vaguely gave him a feeling, why is it a bit... Two ==?

He patiently explained to his little apprentice:

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: If you are a novice, I will take you, if you practice the trumpet, I will release you halfway

Tang Yi thinks that if he is usually practicing trumpet, he should still follow his apprentice's ass, maybe people will think that he is unnecessary. If the apprentice is an old player, he can just find him if he needs it when leveling, and he doesn't have to spend so much effort. Teach apprentice Jian San how to play.Well, in fact, subconsciously, he still hopes that he can receive novices. As a cannon from novices, Tang Yi feels that it is very fulfilling to bring a few such newcomers up.

——So despite being thrown around by Brother Beggar's apprentice, he still didn't lose his temper.

[Nian Po Stupid] whispered to you: Why did you release me?

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: I will not give up on you

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: I am a novice

Tang Yi didn't realize what he was about to face at this time.

So far, he still has a deep fear of the words "I will never give up on you".

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Apprentice, quickly level up, the novice task will be cleared in 10 minutes~

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: Well... I have always been a first-class

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: Will you give up on me?

……

Tang Yi's whole body is not well.

Hey, wait, it's always been level one... What do you mean? ! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Wannian level [-], what fun does she have in playing this game? !

You quietly said to [Nianpo Stupid]: You have always been level one, why are you playing this game==?

[Nian Po Stupid] whispered to you: I will not upgrade

Tang Yi was overjoyed. Hey, a novice is a novice. If you don't know how to upgrade, say ten thousand years, it's really scary.

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Do the novice task, the leveling up is very fast

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: This game is too difficult to upgrade

[Nian Po Stupid] I say to you quietly: I have been making stakes for a day, and I am still at the first level

……

……

one……

How bloody your face is! ! ! !One day's stake felling without experience! ! !

Tang Yi twitched the corners of his mouth, and said in the secret chat patiently and calmly:

You quietly said to [Nianpo Stupid]: Stakes are inexperienced, you have to do missions to upgrade

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: I am doing a task

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: The task for the novice to hit the stake?You can pay in two strokes

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: I have been fighting for a whole day, but it still doesn’t work

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: ...

You quietly said to [Nianpo Stupid]: Forget it, pull me

Tang Yi thought it might be a bug in the game, or the apprentice was really stupid, but he should know what happened when he arrived in Daoxiang Village.

He formed a team with his apprentice, and then meditated in Chengdu, waiting for the apprentice to pull him.

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: good

The apprentice agreed so straightforwardly that Tang Yi didn't care about whether this novice Xiaobai would use the invitation.

So 10 minutes later...he's still sitting on the floor in Chengdu.

……

He finally realized that this brat was pure white.

You quietly said to [Nianpo Stupid]: Disciple, will you pull me?

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: no

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: how to pull?

……

You don't know how to say it before you say it! ! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Evil! What do I want you for!!!

Tang Yi's three-foot old blood was held in his throat, and he taught his apprentice bit by bit how to open the master-apprentice interface and how to call, and then he was hooked to Daoxiang Village with difficulty.

As soon as he landed, Tang Yi went blind.

That idiot, standing on the roof of the big three-story house behind Liu Dahai, looked innocently at Tang Yi's deep-v cannon.

……

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Apprentice, what are you doing on the roof ==?

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Come down quickly

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: I dare not go down

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: ...

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Be good, come down

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: I dare not go down

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Jump down, and when you are about to land, connect to the space, you won’t die if you fall

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: I dare not go down

Tang Yi was frustrated and bent forward. If he was a beggar gang, he would definitely throw his apprentice down with two people, but he is a Tang sect, so he had to fly to the roof with great lightness kung fu to demonstrate to his apprentices:

You quietly said to [Nianpo Stupid]: Like me, fall to the ground quickly, space, you won’t die if you fall

Tang Yi's demonstration was not in place. He lost half a bucket of blood when he landed, but at least he didn't fall to his death.

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: ... I dare not

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Come down if the teacher tells you to come down! ! ! !

The sluggish adult girl moved, and she came down obediently, but she didn't press the space when she landed, and she lost a third of her blood.Tang Yi just wanted to comfort her and said, look, he didn't fall to his death, when he saw that brat, with the same direction, rushing straight towards the cliff behind Yu Banxian.

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]:! ! ! ! !

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: Apprentice, what are you doing, come back quickly! ! ! #frightened#frightened#frightened

This time the brat ignored Tang Yi and jumped straight down the mountain... went down the mountain... went up the mountain... went... gone...

God pity, it's a piece of shit luck that she didn't fall to death.

Tang Yi looked at the mature girl with only a layer of blood left, and the corners of his eyes twitched happily.

He took Brother Pao to chase all the way to the bottom of the cliff behind Yu Banxian, and saw the happy adult girl, having fun all over the mountains and plains, circling and running.

[Nian Po Stupid] whisper to you: I can't stop

[Nian Po Stupid] whispered to you: the keyboard is broken, no matter how you press it, you can’t stop

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: ...

The bear child ran around the big forest, from one end to the other, and then came back from a distance, with a sense of sight that was full of fun.

Tang Yi took a deep breath and said:

You quietly said to [Nian Po Stupid]: I was thinking

You quietly said to [Nianpo Stupid]: Should I give up treating you, or give up treating you, or give up treating you...

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: I will not give up on you! ! !

[Nian Po Stupid] quietly said to you: I haven't even given up on you, how can you give up on me!

I beg you, the strong man, give him up!Brother Pao can't stand your toss! ! ! ("?□?)/