Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

It's not that Qu Ziqian is such an idiot like Tang Yi, but that this guy knows his "hangover" preferences like the back of his hand, and the ingredients just meet the requirements, so he made this table.Tang Yi ate happily, and he also felt a sense of accomplishment looking at it.

After dinner, Tang Yi took the initiative to take over the job of washing dishes, and his mother told him that he must wink when he was outside and not be annoying, and he kept it in his heart obediently.The landlord seems to be a very easy-going person. I think they will become good friends in a short time. Don't be too loving as a person, a wife, and a good old man =w=!

Qu Ziqian went back to his room, probably at the end of the busy period.When I first came, I saw dozens of complicated audio tracks on his computer screen, which must have been a very troublesome post-production work.

Tang Yi was humming a little tune in a good mood while washing the dishes, and then he was thinking about how he would explain to Baozi not to go to the same district with him.

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Opening the QQ used by Two-dimensional, Qu Ziqian moved the mouse into the "Society" contact, hesitated for a moment, and then clicked on the chat box.

Busy late-stage gentleman: Singing low?

croon: in

Busy late-stage gentleman: The hangover will enter the base three soon?

Di Chang is a relatively active member of the club where Hangover is located. Unlike Qu Ziqian, who is less talkative and cold, he has a wide network of contacts and gets along with everyone. Qu Ziqian has a good relationship with him.And when they were together in the later stage, they more or less knew that he was very concerned about hangovers.

humming:! ! !

Low singing: ... I'll ask! ! ! ! ! !

Busy late-stage gentleman: Wait, come back!

humming:?

Busy late-stage gentleman: Don’t say I inquired about it

Singing in a low voice: ... = l = I know, how can I be so unreliable

Qu Ziqian brought up the desktop, turned the mouse around the sword icon on the desktop, and then went around to click on the penguin far away, waiting for the reply from the whisper.After waiting for about half an hour, the sound of washing dishes in the kitchen had subsided for a long time, and then the low singing came out slowly, and replied:

Low singing: Who did you hear that he wanted the third one?

Busy late-stage gentleman: I won’t tell you this for now

Low singing: ==|||You don’t tell me and I don’t tell you either

Busy late-stage gentleman: ...

Busy late-stage gentleman: It’s hard to tell the truth for the time being

Singing low: You can’t say it, and I can’t say it

Busy late-stage gentleman: When did you become so gossip==

Low singing: ...don't make trouble...

Low singing: It's not sure yet, no one said they know anything about it.But I think San'er's space is probably the result of his hangover.

Qu Ziqian frowned.Saner?Is their president named Sam Xia?

Why can I see the shadow of this product = dish = everywhere.Qu Ziqian was in a very uncomfortable mood.

Of course he knows that Hangover is as obedient as a kitten in front of the third master. A certain person thinks that he is hiding nothing, and secretly visits other people's space. His "whereabouts" are well known.

He thought for a while and said:

Busy late-stage gentleman: Do you know his ID?

Singing in a low voice: ...Master, it will take at least a day to download and install, right?

Busy late-stage gentleman: Otherwise, find a way to help me get his account name

humming:……

Qu Ziqian is very clear about the speed of his own internet. If he starts downloading in the afternoon, he will probably be able to play the game by now.The third master and the black cat are both online at San Nian Po, and Qu Ziqian, who didn't go with them because he didn't want to get involved with them, now regrets a bit, because he doesn't have an account either for Nian Nujiao or Po Zhen.

The tuba is criss-crossing, what kind of trouble is this going to be.

However, if he went to build a trumpet now, and start to develop a relationship with the hangover from a novice, wouldn't it be... not bad?

Anyway, it has been delivered to the doorstep, wouldn't it be a bit of a disadvantage not to fight for it?He is a late freeman, and he only occasionally deals with people from the club, and he shouldn't be seen in the game if he enters the same district.

Low singing: By the way, are you going to start chasing people now? +w+

Busy late-stage gentleman: What do you think?

humming:! !Emma! !Such a queenly aura!I want to tell my brothers to go! ! !

Busy late-stage gentleman: just try

Singing in a low voice: ... Hello, sir, I was wrong, sir, goodbye, sir!

Busy late-stage gentleman: Remember to tell me if you have any news

Singing low: must!Just wait until you officially come out haha!

Busy late-stage gentleman: I have already come out of the closet, okay?

Singing low: Didn’t you have no owner before? _ ←

Busy late-stage gentleman: put away your wretched expression

……

Qu Ziqian registered a new account, clicked on the novice card, hesitated between Nian Nujiao and Po Zhenzi, and then chose Nian Nujiao.But in fact, there is no difference, because Nianpo is a district, and you can see it when you enter it.

He plans to wait for the hangover to create a character before creating the account. It depends on what character the hangover chooses. As long as he doesn't choose a loli, he doesn't mind the fake mermaid to hook up with people.

The camera turned to Tang Yi.

Tang Yi, who finally solved the game update problem, is now stuck on the creation interface and worried.

He poked the third master anxiously and asked:

Hangover · Hangover: Third Master, are you thinking about it?

Sam Xia poked: You want to play with me?

Hangover · Hangover: == Just ask...

He thought for a while, and typed a few more words into the chat box:

Hangover·Hangover: I've been practicing my trumpet for the past few days...

Tang Yi has a lot of complaints about the stalk that Tang Men is called Pao Ge because he is carrying a large thousand receivers, but in order not to show himself that he is a Ji San idiot in front of the third master, he still uses the game party as much as possible. call.As for the fact that he has never practiced things like Brother Pao... so he won't say it, okay!

Sam Xia poked: Brother Po, come to my bowl

Hangover · Hangover: ... ==

Tang Yi couldn't afford to complain about the third master's agitated physique whenever he mentioned games, so he ignored his typo.

Sam Xia poked: Come read it, I will teach you how to play Brother Pao

Hangover · Hangover: ==...

Hangover·Hangover: I'm a scumbag...

Sam Xia poked: It’s okay, my operation is even worse

Hangover · Hangover: ←_←

Hangover · Hangover: Third Master, you must not dislike my stupid operation... I have time to build an account

Sam Xia poked: =l=Okay

Sam Xia Poked: My apprentice died dozens of times a day, and I never disliked it

The Hangover·The Hangover: So when do you go?When I go online, I will build an account

Xia San poke: Now

Sam Xia poked: Tell me the id, I went to mine just now

Sam Xia poked: I want to braid

Xia San poke: big braid

Sam Xia poked: Soak me up

Sam Xia poked: Brother Pao

Xia San stamp: ==

Sam Xia poked: Why are there so many typos

Hangover · Hangover: poof

Sam Xia poked: Ponytail~~~

Tang Yi looked at the series of QQ messages from the third master, and suddenly felt happy.He chose an eye-pleasing bangs for Xiao Tangmen who was carrying a thousand receivers, then hooked a big ponytail on it, and chose the famous No. 8 face of Xiaoshou face. Everything went well, but he was worried about his nickname. up.

He didn't want to give himself a name that was too literary and artistic, but he didn't want to be too ordinary. He knocked on "Yishui Both Sides" and found that it was occupied by someone.

After thinking about it, he typed his usual "Hangover · Hangover" but couldn't add special characters, and he decisively gave up on this name again.

After thinking about it for a while, he typed "no ** not happy", but was rejected again.

The Hangover·The Hangover: Grave Eggs... Rejecting My Three Names

He knew that the nickname of the third master was "Poke Three", which is a stupid and cute name, so he hesitated for a while, and decided to try "Can you eat morality". ...The consequence, of course, is that it contains sensitive words and is rejected.

Hangover · Hangover: Outside Japan

Hangover·Hangover: Does it have a good name?

Sam Xia stamp: no

Hangover · Hangover: ==|||

Sam Xia poked: My trumpet name is your sister

Sam Xia poked: You understand me

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Sam Xia poked: Just pick one

Sam Xia Poke: My own name is very casual

Tang Yi thinks about it too, it's okay to name it casually, anyway, he doesn't know who is who in the game.So he tried "Hold your thigh with a broken hand", "Your dying father" and "Broken leg to the castle" in turn.

The stalk of your dying father was told to him by Baozi, because during the secret chat, it will become "[Your dying father] whispered to you: ...".Unfortunately, it is already occupied.

Hangover · Hangover: …………… I can’t do it ==

The Hangover·The Hangover: The Seventh Rejection

Sam Xia pokes: ..........

Hangover · Hangover: either sensitive or used

hangover · hangover: qaq

Sam Xia poked: use the name given to you by the system

Hangover·Hangover: Nimaki's three sensitive zones are too long! !

Sam Xia stamped: ......

Hangover·Hangover: =dish=

Tang Yi scratched the wall with a bitter face. He pretended to be a girl all the year round, and he was very familiar with the mantra of Tucao. He knew that it would be easy for people to think he was cute, and he used it very well. He felt that these tone words were very I can express myself.

Melancholy typing "Can Brother Pao eat?" Tang Yi, who was rejected for the nth time, was on the verge of going crazy.Replace "can" with "good", click the mouse, and the game interface finally changes.Looking at the familiar interface of Daoxiang Village, Tang Yi burst into tears.

He has done countless missions below level 18, so he is very familiar with this scene.

The Hangover·The Hangover: Third Master... I'm in

Hangover · Hangover: Can't afford to hurt

Sam Xia poked: touch you

Hangover · Hangover: My name is "Brother Pao, is it delicious?"

Sam Xia stamp: =-=

Sam Xia poked: Okay

Sam Xia poked: wait

Sam Xia pokes: I'll go fight a big battle first

As soon as Tang Yi logged in, he took a friend achievement. It turned out that the third master had added him as a friend, and also accepted himself as an apprentice. The red sign of Tian Ce was hung in front of the name "stamp three times", just like himself. Compared with the "Xiamen", I feel that "Xiamen" is particularly shy.

Hangover · Hangover: I knocked out the novice task first

Xia San poke: Your advanced group

A team invitation popped up in the middle, Tang Yi joined the team, activated the novice gift pack, and slowly started to do tasks at Liu Dahai's place.

[Team] Poke three times: Pikachu Pikachu~(≧?≦)/~

Tang Yi silently glanced at his profile picture, and found that there was a buff of [Shocking Like Thunder] underneath.And then... the black line.

He was absolutely sure that the third master was acting cute.

Tang Yi always thought that Quan Shishui's name was nice, but after seeing Liu Dahai, he suddenly realized the naming rules of Jiansan.

O sea...you are all water!Horse...you have four legs! ("?□?)/

...Jian San, do you dare to be a little more lazy? !

Tang Yi is very familiar with the missions in Daoxiang Village, so the level quickly increased. He knows that Jiansan is a full-level game, and his only job before level 90 is to do missions and upgrade.

I took a look at the hidden missions of Daoxiang Village on Baidu, and it took about an hour for Tang Yi to leave the village.Out of habit, he went to Yangzhou. Previously, his level 18 trumpets used to do tasks here. He felt that his stumped claws could be faster here.

[Team] poke three times: through your ass my gun.

Inexplicably, the third master suddenly said such a sentence, which made Tang Yi stunned for a moment, and almost sprayed his saliva on the screen.

While trying to think about how he provoked the third master without doing anything, he complained about the obscenity of the third master's words in his heart.

[Team] How delicious is Brother Pao: What, what is the situation ==|||?

[Team] Tap three times: Automatic

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...?

The third master didn't reply for a long time, which made Tang Yi very uneasy.

[Team] Stoke three times: when you use skills, it will automatically send

Tang Yi only felt his paws tremble, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch uncontrollably.But he still tried his best to be cute in the team chat, making a very interested look and saying:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: amazing⊙?⊙

[Team] Poke three times: come out my crotch. Under the giant!

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ………

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... Third son, dare to ask, is this again...?

[Team] Tap three times: Ride

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ………………

Tang Yi deeply felt that his previous knowledge of the third master should be refreshed and reset.

Is this incumbent master who exudes a wretched aura everywhere, really the arrogant, awkward, cold and cute third master he knows?There must be something wrong, right? Hun Dan? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

[Team] Poke three times: crotch. Giants sometimes get weak.

When Tang Yi saw this, he was not surprised at all that the third master must have dismounted.

With a black line on his head, he silently tapped a row of dots in the chat bar.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Three clicks: don't care about the details

He looked at the blue chat words on the team channel, and only had the urge to yell out, "Fuck you!"