Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Tang Yi felt that there was absolutely no one more cowardly than himself in this world...

The sound of him rushing towards the washbasin had already blasted Qu Ziqian out of the bedroom. Seeing him frantically patting his forehead with cold water and washing his nose, Qu Ziqian was both funny and helpless.

He thought what's the matter, who knew Tang Yi was so innocent, tsk tsk...

Seeing that Tang Yi finally blocked his nostrils with two balls of paper, he smiled politely and began to tease: "Little Tang, where are you getting so angry that you have nosebleeds with the air conditioner on?"

Tang Yi gave him a pair of supercilious eyes. He was just confessed that his blood was surging and his red skin hadn't faded. The original deterrence in the small eyes did not fade away, but it added a bit of arrogance and cuteness.Tang Yi's face started to burn again when he thought of the words that he had agreed to "together" with Zha Zha just now.

... Well, he can't even find a good excuse for this kind of thing.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, Qu Ziqian shook his hand in front of him strangely.

Tang Yi came back to his senses, and hurriedly got out from under Qu Ziqian's paws to get the towel hanging at the side. With two balls of paper stuffed in his nose, he spoke in a muffled voice: "The sky is dry and things are dry, nosebleeds are not normal. What's the matter!"

Qu Ziqian let out a "puchi" laugh, "Those who didn't know thought you were doing in the room."

Tang Yi's face became even redder. He stiffly pulled the towel and wiped his hands, pretending to be vicious and said: "Don't try to be crooked! Isn't it just a nosebleed, as if you haven't had one!"

"Yes, isn't it just a nosebleed~"

"Remove the tilde at the end of the sentence ==!"

"How do you know there are wavy lines?"

"You have 'squiggly lines here' written on your face."

"puff--"

Tang Yi focused on crawling back to the game to play with Zha Zha, so he turned his head and said modestly to Qu Zi, "I, I updated half of the code today! Go back to the room first!"

Qu Ziqian touched his nose and said with a low smile, "You don't wait for the nosebleed to stop completely before writing?"

"It doesn't matter..."

"Oh, do you have a nosebleed?" Qu Ziqian teased deliberately.

"How can I write those unscrupulous things!" Tang Yi immediately retorted, just about to say something casually and hurried into the room, when he accidentally saw Qu Ziqian's smiling eyes, his heart skipped a beat. "I... my writing is very clear, okay..." Tang Yi's tone weakened somehow.

Uh, wait, wait... Why does Ziqian look at him strangely?There is something wrong with this atmosphere that seems to be bursting with pink bubbles, right? Turn the table over!He is a man who just married a few minutes ago, and this is not the era when all the people stir up sex (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

...Smacking all sacks, why did he use "marry" ==|||?

It must be because the landlord's voice is so similar to Zha Zha that he has this weird illusion... Well, it must be so!

"Come on, you go to work, I should go back and continue to take care of my apprentice." Qu Ziqian had played enough, and gave Tang Yi a step down.

Tang Yi subconsciously wanted to associate the word "apprentice" with the master and apprentice in Jiansanli. Then he thought about what Qu Ziqian said before as an apprentice in the later stage of technology [he obviously only said it was technology ==], and felt that he recently wrote Seeing ** and Zha Zha in front of homosexuals, their brains are really getting bigger and bigger. It really shouldn't be so messy and unfounded.

"Well, then go get busy."

Tang Yi closed the door cautiously, then turned back and secretly checked to see if Qu Ziqian was outside, then heaved a sigh of relief and sat back in front of Xiaobi to turn on the microphone.

"Just now... Cough, I went to the bathroom." He wouldn't say something like a nosebleed!He would definitely be ridiculed if he said it... Tang Yi felt very wise to find a reason for himself.

Compared with just now, YY is much quieter. Most of the lively masters have been kicked out to other rooms. Now only him, Zha Zha and his beggar apprentice three are in the room of "Nothing to lose". Personally, everyone else went to play in Tomato's little black room. Fang Junmo and an unknown female vest were doing nothing on the bottom channel.

"Master Gong Xi Pao, you have become a gay!"

His brat apprentice said in yy.

"Apprentice, don't make trouble==."

"Cough what? I just remembered that I haven't learned the two-person lightness kungfu yet. I went up to find Master Beggar and had a drink. Take your time and play~"

"..."

Tang Yi felt that the apprentices he had accepted were really more bearish than each other.

"Brother Pao, what are you doing?" Zha Zha finally turned on the microphone and asked.

"One knife for one bad boy, one knife for one bad boy, one knife for one bad boy, one knife for one bad boy..." Tang Yi murmured.

"?" Qu Ziqian was puzzled, and after forming a team with Tang Yi, he flew over to look for him.He has cleaned up his daily routine and has nothing to do when he is idle. It is also good to be a human figure and pet.Then he found out...

The gun brother used the wind dart method to kill wild wolves outside Yangzhou city.

******

Tang Yi was very curious about Fang Junmo always having a room with a blue horse on the bottom channel.

That blue horse was a woman, and he once thought that Fang Junmo was looking for love again, but every time he sneaked in to lay the corpse, he found that neither of them turned on the microphone.

Hanging in the same room every day without turning on the microphone, what kind of Plato is this?

Then two days later, Tang Yi discovered that the female account had become a male account named Fen Hai, other than that it was the same as before, it was still Fang Junmo and the others squatting below and not turning on the mic.

Then he shamelessly went to Baidu to find Fenhai... Although Baidu just passed it by and didn't report any hope of discovering the secret, he really discovered something.

——It turns out that "Fenhai" is the name of Tiance 70 Chengwu.

Wait, why Tiance again? !What the hell is Baozi doing? !

So Tang Yi couldn't hold back and asked Fang Junmo.

Fang Junmo didn't hide anything from him, roughly speaking, it took only a few minutes, and Tang Yi learned a story...that made the corners of his mouth twitch.

During his military training before, a yellow chicken named Ye Xiaoha joined Fang Junmo. They chatted secretly and said that they met on the post bar, and they asked for love as soon as they came up.Fang Junmo returned to him at that time, love must die and friends will last forever, so the yellow chicken asked Fang Junmo to take him to upgrade.

Fang Junmo himself is also a trumpet who has just practiced, and he can't take care of saving equipment by himself, let alone take care of the trumpet.But the yellow chicken leveled up very quickly. When he said he wanted to take the yellow chicken, the jerk said that he should keep him busy and leave him alone.

Later, Huang Ji asked Fang Junmo to add him to yy, and Fang Junmo saw that it was a woman after adding it, so he thought it was a girl who played with a male account, not to mention that there were indeed many girls who played with Er Shao, so he didn't care too much.But he still couldn't remember which one she was in the post bar. Most of the people Fang Junmo met in the post bar were men, and the girls could be counted on one hand, but he just couldn't match the number.

Huangji still likes to blablabla with him when he is online, so he drives YY to hang out with Huangji in the channel, but the chats are all secret chats and typing.

A few days later, the yellow chicken poked him and said that he changed YY and asked Fang Junmo to add more. Fang Junmo was stunned when he added it. Damn, there is this person among his friends!

Yellow Chicken's "new account" is named Fenhai, Fang Junmo used this name before, it was the name of Tiance 70 Chengwu.Then I thought about the name of the yellow chicken game called Ye Xiaoha... Fang Junmo suddenly had a guess.

... Fuck, it can't be Zongheng's idiot military master!

He overturned his thoughts in an instant.

Are you kidding me, the second lady is back, Jun Ye and her have reconciled, how could it be possible to crawl from Zongheng to Nianpo to find him at this time.

Fang Junmo, who had been dead and injured for a long time, began to search hard in his mind for anyone in the post bar who could match up with the yellow chicken.

He didn't know that Second Miss still didn't reconcile with Jun Ye in the end, so he took it for granted that Second Miss and Jun Ye should be in the period of reunited love now.

Then one day... that yellow chicken named Ye Xiaoha started the wheat.

……

……

Holy shit!Holy shit!

What a fool! ! !

Fang Junmo's whole flower is bad.

He originally thought that the love affair was dead and there would be nothing else, but after running to Nian Po, he never thought that the military master who had reconciled with the second lady would actually come after him.

He and Jun Ye started flirting again.

He took Ye Xiaoha to level up, went to Huaqing Palace to open up wasteland, and went to the Armory to open up wasteland. Although he was struggling, he was still very happy.Master Jun said that he could no longer play with his former relatives and friends, so Fang Junmo didn't ask carefully.They seem to have become the way they got along again when they were vertical and horizontal. They even drove two adult accounts to show their affection in front of the little loli passing by, pretending to be gay, and then they went offline together in front of the loli, leaving others inexplicable. The loli is messy in the wind.

The military master said that he likes to listen to Fang Junmo singing, so Fang Junmo turned on the microphone and sang for him, and when he saw someone coming in, he turned off the microphone decisively and tacitly, pretending to be a corpse and pretending to be dead.

Fang Junmo instinctively felt that this would not work, but he just couldn't control himself.He resented Jun Ye a little in his heart, knowing that he was interested but still came to provoke him, he could not be more clear about Jun Ye's love, in Jun Ye's eyes, love is to be found, he and Jun Ye are impossible to run, So he never had a chance from the start.

But just like this, the **** Jun Ye came to Nian Po to look for him!

Fang Junmo was very entangled. He didn't care about reality or unrealistic things. He just wanted to play games with Jun Ye because he liked him, but Jun Ye's feeling that he was just playing made him feel uneasy.

Tang Yi talks about how scumbag his military master is every day, and he himself thinks that the military master is really scumbag in terms of love, but he talks scumbags, but his actions don't follow the brain's command at all. Seeing that Ye Xiaoha Yellow chicken, still can't help but right-click to form a team for a day.

Fang Junmo felt that his state was very dangerous.

Rationality clamored to keep a distance, but instinctively approached irresistibly.

One day he will bruise himself in the fall, he thought.

Physicians, heal suffering, heal life, heal heart, heal morality.Only you can't heal yourself.

——It’s hopeless, that’s probably what he’s like.