Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Tang Yi only felt that the conversation between the third master and Zha Zha seemed to be going in a more and more magical direction.

[Team] Poke three times: Tang Du was black all his life

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: Don't talk about Ce Tang

[Team] Poke three times: Cetang is none of your business

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: Anyway, it’s not the cannon that gets pushed

[Team] Stoke three times: I can't see that you still have the self-consciousness

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: I'm talking about Ce Tang

[Team] Poke three times: End of friendship, see you in the wild =l=

[Squad] Nezha hanging on the southeast branch: There has never been friendship

……

If Tang Yi let go and let the two of them, Tsundere and Vicious Tongue and Natural Hei, pinch each other like this, I'm afraid they could pinch each other until tomorrow morning, so he resolutely stepped forward to stop the two of them from continuing to bicker.

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? ==Third Master, Zha Zha, I’m promoted to 90

Qu Ziqian felt more and more unhappy when he saw that he was ranked behind by Tang Yi behind Sam Xia's poke, but fortunately he had a good temper, Tang Yi couldn't tell when he was unhappy and when he was happy.

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: Go up, let's go and take you to fight

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: Glass Heart Island today

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Glass Heart Island?

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: Wandering Island

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious? Why is it called Glass Heart Island?

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: =. = When I just graduated, I went to breastfeed that book, and I was almost sprayed with a

[Team] Poke three times: Stupid =l=

[Squad] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: Brother Pao retreats and the team reorganizes me

[Squad] Is Pao delicious: Oh

Tang Yi quit the group without thinking too much at the time, and then reorganized Zha Zha, and soon there was a poisonous brother named [Bone Age], Little Tomato, and Luo Shui Qingluan in the team.

Tang Yi is a slightly nervous person, and he often does things without considering the consequences. For example, at this time, when the third master and Zha Zha were having a good time, he obediently listened to Zha Zha's words and quit the group. The third master must be "hehe "Two words can't say enough. It hurts.Not to mention the apprentice who was raised by one hand was kidnapped, but he is still so obedient in front of outsiders in front of his master, evil disciple, what use are you for! !

Tang Yi didn't know that the third master was blowing up again, so naturally he didn't know the price of blood and tears he would pay for it in the future.

He flew straight to the wandering island with the Zhan Kuang card, followed Zha Zha's instruction to get the torch for dispersal, and then walked slowly behind Du Ge's ass.

For some reason, he always feels that Zha Zha runs faster than him. Although he has always been quick-witted in double jumps and creeping clouds, he still can't catch up with the poisonous brother in front of him who has already been stamped with a broken army.

As soon as he ran to the place, the boss opened directly there. Tang Yi hurriedly threw traps and hides on the ground, and used the way he always did tasks to output. Unfortunately, just after a few strokes, he started to lose blood very much. Powerful, lay down quickly in a few seconds.

"Brother Pao, you have to avoid that circle when the bamboo grows under your feet, or you will be hanged." Zha Zha patiently explained in yy.

It was only then that Tang Yi realized that his little Pao brother was lying among a group of short green bamboos, presumably it was a skill released by the boss.

Zha Zha and the others are well monitored by a team, and they can tell at a glance if there is a problem with their feet, but Tang Yi has no plug-ins installed, and his reaction is always a bit slow.

Zha Zhaqie’s Poison Sutra, that [Bone Age] is [Dami Xiang] in the channel, Little Tomato is Mingjiao Miaoluo, and Junniang Luoshui Qingluan t. It stands to reason that even without Tang Yi, they should be able to get by with their lineup. The oldest one, unfortunately, after Tang Yi died, something happened, and the rest of them also lay down one after another.

Xiang has always had a venomous tongue, and the first boss in the battle was wiped out, and he, who has always had a bad temper, exploded.

"Fuck, brother Pao, are you fucking kidding me? What are you wearing!"

Tang Yi froze in place. Is there any problem with his equipment?I didn't put the whale's in the snail, and I didn't seem to wear the wrong equipment...

"Are you wearing a 4700 mission blue outfit to fight cute?!" Xiang's manner of speaking has always been like this, and he may not really want to criticize Tang Yi, but the poisonous tongue attribute has been deeply ingrained. I'm used to it, but Tang Yi only saw him for the first time, so he took it for granted that he was lagging behind.

Tang Yi originally wanted to delete the words in the chat box, but suddenly remembered that since he hung up YY, he could save a lot of trouble, so he deleted the words lying in the chat box, opened the free mic, and said, "Uh, I just got married today." Graduation."

"..." The other side was silent for a while, and then asked, "Did your master give you wolf smoke?"

"Give it."

Xiang probably laughed angrily, "I gave it to you and still don't put it on!"

Tang Yi was embarrassed, and said weakly without confidence: "...Longyan is so ugly."

"..."

"Brother Pao, put on your wolf smoke." Zha Zha spoke, and Tang Yi had no reason not to listen. He felt that Zha Zha's words could never be wrong, so he obediently changed into a wolf smoke.

After putting on Wolf Smoke, he became golden all over, and his painting style changed directly from a cold and handsome Pao Ge to an Indian Ah San with strong aura of local tyrants. Tang Yi couldn't look directly at this.

"Damn it, I can't bear to look at your equipment...it's nothing..." Xiang was still complaining, "Except for the wolf smoke, it's all blue, and the weapon is a fucking 80 piece of garbage...you didn't open the one in the novice card Weapon bag?!"

"Xiang, Xiang, stop, Brother Pao just graduated and has a wolf smoke, so control your desire to complain." Little Tomato stopped Xiang from continuing to spout indiscriminate hatred.

...So several people continued to stand in front of the harmonious boss and start monsters.

Jun Niang's hatred was very stable, but no one otted it, but even if Tang Yi put on the wolf smoke, he lay down just as quickly.

He couldn't see the bamboo under his feet. If Zha Zha didn't tell him to hide from the bamboo under his feet, he would have been hanged countless times. Just like that, he still lay down when the mist came out.

So Zhazha told him that when miasma appeared, he should use the torch he had received before to disperse it.

Tang Yi said that he already knew what to do, and vowed that he would never lie down next time—yes, after he lay down, Xiang, who couldn't control his talk, only focused on spit on him and forgot about his nurse, so After the army lady rushed, they were wiped out again.

The third time, the boss passed without any risk, and lost two pieces of equipment, none of which belonged to the Tang Sect, so Tang Yi didn't want them either.

Dodging the mobs and walking in front of a small boss, Tang Yi has a long memory this time, first set up the crossbow and buried it in a hidden place, and then waited for them to start the monster.

"Brother Pao, after a while the boss will randomly call names, and if they click on you, they will run in circles around here, as long as they keep running, he can't catch up with you." Zha Zha kindly reminded, Tang Yi immediately nodded in response, and then realized that there I couldn't see it, so I hurriedly replied "um".

Du Ge, who was about bone age, had a dark face, and he was the only one called during the boss roll call, and he kept circling around the boss, feeling very comfortable.

Tang Yi was naturally very fortunate that he wasn't selected.

…and then he gets sprayed again.

"...I beg you, Brother Pao, what's wrong with your dps, even if you just graduated from Wolf Smoke, you won't be able to hit such a cute number like 2000, right? Your Tangjiabao's dignity!"

Tang Yi said that his knee hurts _(:3∠)_

He always ran to one place to start rubbing skills, and then continued rubbing in another direction when the skills were on cd...

Well he admits it seems easy paddling.

But the light effect of the skill is so messy, who can tell whether he is playing or not ==

...otl, forgive him for not knowing that there is a thing called damage statistics.

"How to see dps?"

"The wrench icon in the upper right corner has damage statistics. Or the lower right corner of the plug-in also has damage statistics." Zha Zha quickly answered him.

Tang Yi found it quickly, and when he arrived in front of the third small boss, he saw that his dps had finally climbed to 1w5 per second.

But compared to the 3+ dps of Zha Zha Little Tomato above...he is really a little sad.

"Brother Pao, go back and find a macro..." Little Tomato suggested.

"What is a macro ==..."

"It is to press a button in the future to automatically release skills continuously. You are too stupid to do it manually. It hurts..."

"Tomato, actually, I think it's not bad that Brother Pao can hit 1w5 by wearing a wolf smoke just after graduation." Zha Zha didn't know whether he was really praising Tang Yi or giving Tang Yi face.

"Fuck, it's endless! A big battle has been fought for almost half an hour, and you are fighting the big battle as a treasure!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Together with Zha Zha and Little Tomato, Tang Yi wisely chose to remain silent.

When it came to the second boss, Fifth Grace, Zha Zha's interrupting skills were very sharp throughout the whole process. They didn't struggle too much, and they just wiped out the group once and passed.

Don't ask Tang Yi why the group was destroyed, he pressed his meridian for some reason, and then saw that he was dead, Qu Ziqian's interrupted hand shook, Tianyin Huawu didn't interrupt, the boss returned 20% blood directly, Tangled and tangled, somehow it disappeared again.

Well, the witty Tomato and Jiji (Luoshui Qingluan) with the Phoenix Gu hanging on them were strong. They survived to the end.

"Brother Pao..." Xiangyu's motivation was gone, "Can you fm do some good things? If you play a dungeon, you will fm die yourself. Is your fm self-severing meridians instant? What the hell?"

Since the last time I accompanied my senior sister to commit suicide in Rilun Mountain City, the shortcut key for suicide has been lying in Tang Yi's skill column and has not been cleared.

Tang Yi said...there are too many skills that can be output. He couldn't press it for a while. I don't know when he pressed it to kill himself_(:3∠)_

"Yoo, go jump the mountain wisely, I'm going to climb the map incognito~" Little Tomato became invisible in seconds after finishing the fifth grace, and then ran towards the top of the mountain.

Tang Yi was a little puzzled: "What is Tiaoshanshan?"

"Um... Brother Pao, can you jump mountains?" Qu Ziqian felt that the question he asked was a bit unnecessary.

"will not."

"……"really.

"Damn... Brother Pao, I beg you, don't tease me?"

"...I really won't."

"..."

"Brother Pao, follow me. I said you can use whichever skill you want to jump." Qu Ziqian didn't want Tang Yi to be sprayed too badly. Although bone age spraying people is a purely passive skill, he himself has no malicious intentions, but Tang Yi will definitely not be used to seeing Bone Age's talk on the first day.

Tang Yi deeply felt that the label he had attached to Xiang as a "venomous tongue" was really apt.

"Stand over here, swing, double jump, and land directly on this inclined plank." Brother Pojun Du gave him a perfect demonstration, and Tang Yi obeyed obediently, and then... fell into the river below .

"..."

"...Forget it, Brother Pao, I'll teach you." Tang Yi felt unexpectedly that Xiang had lost his temper by him. "Swim back from the back and come here the same way, I'll teach you how to jump."

"Yes, Fuyao, space, press and hold w to jump forward two paragraphs, or creep past."

So Tang Yi went into the water again.

"Damn it, press w after you finish blanking!"

"I just clicked the blank space!"

"...Forget it, I have to be patient with you." The other side took a long breath, calmed down and said, "You know Fuyao's skill, right?"

"know."

"If you know it, press Fuyao, Space, w, Erduan or Xiaoyun."

"That's what I did."

"Is your tm IQ worthy of a level of 90!"

"I'm swinging—"

……

Tang Yi suddenly stopped talking.

He saw a rectangular icon of "+" behind Fuyao in the column of Jianghu in martial arts.

"What happened to you tm Fuyao?"

"...I Fuyao..." Tang Yi hesitated for a while, and decided to report truthfully: "Sichong."

……

Deathly silence.

"..." ← This is Qu Ziqian, who has long been restrained from laughing to the point of internal injury.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." ← This is the laughter of the little tomato pounding the table in the corner all the time.

"Help me, you hahahahaha..." ← This is Luo Shuiqingluan who has never talked much.

"Damn... You, you, Fuyao, why is Fuyao only at the fourth level, what the hell!"

"It's Yae now." Tang Yi replied blankly.

"...Don't doze off."

"I can jump on it."

"Don't hit the strong man and go to sleep."

"Isn't it the last boss?"

"Don't you fucking tease me! A 10-minute battle lasted for an hour every day, and you fucking thought this was a hard mode!"

"..." Tang Yi was silent for a while, and finally couldn't hold back, and said to Mai Youyou, who came with the notebook: "I jumped up."

"..."