Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

The story is not very tortuous, probably because the yellow chicken chased the senior sister for a long time, but the senior sister didn't like him.Huangji has perseverance in the second grade of secondary school, and in the late deep deep ice stage, he often sees a male who gets close to his senior sister and will increase his vendetta.

There used to be a Taoist leader who had a good relationship with his senior sister. Because he chatted with his senior sister in the team, he was killed by a yellow chicken when his senior sister went offline. Then he killed the Taoist priest several times with his heavy sword. stay away...

The relatives and friends of the senior sister basically know this yellow chicken with severe deep well ice. When the senior sister is around, the yellow chicken does not dare to be too presumptuous, but as long as the senior sister is offline, the yellow chicken will start various activities to clean up the world's rivals, so that everyone suffers. unspeakable.

Huang Ji thinks that the senior sister should be with his relatives and friends, but rejects the senior sister's relatives and friends, which makes the senior sister very, very distressed.

However, there is also the problem of the senior sister.

The senior sister is a bit... Strange person, in the words of the third master, that is: her!yes!indivual!strange!Awesome!

She is an out-and-out appearance party, and she is always picky about people's names and loves to complain. When she sees beautiful-looking loli, she will go up to strike up a conversation. She has always stubbornly thought that Maomao is a very Cute boy papers, and then pop up on various maps around the world pretending to meet by chance.

Speaking of this, Tang Yi thought back to when he was clearing the quest before, when he ran into Mao Mao's second young lady in Kunlun, Mao Mao's painful reaction when he saw the senior sister following behind him.

At that time, Tang Yi didn't know that the second lady in front of him was Mao Mao, and it was Mao Mao who took the initiative to secret him, so he realized that it was Mao Mao's trumpet. When he stood there in a daze, he was naturally stupid and sold the cat.

He still remembered the moment when the senior sister sat down in front of the second young lady and adjusted her breath and couldn't get up again, Mao Mao's tearful ".........".

He even wondered why at that time Maomao looked like he was about to burst into tears and bent forward in frustration.

It was only later that Tang Yi learned that Mao Mao had been tortured by her senior sister because she was always "encountered" by her before, so that when she saw her senior sister shouting "Maomao! What a coincidence!" in the recent chat, she only had a second to go offline Impulse to overbirth directly.

Afterwards, when the senior sister chatted with Tang Yi, she said that she paid great attention to appearance and name. If Tang Yi was not her junior, she would never pay attention to encounters on the road.In the same way, she really despised the face of the uncle who killed Mao Mao, a man with five poisons but a beard.

——Maomao's uncle face, so far Tang Yi has only seen it once, laughing and peeing once.

However, after the senior sister got acquainted with Mao Mao, she found that this is really a cute boy—even though Mao Mao has repeatedly emphasized that she is really a girl and even went to YY for a body test—then the whole world went crazy " What a coincidence", "Emma, ​​you are here too", "It's fate to meet again".

You understand.

The senior sister will even spend some time with relatives and friends represented by Tiantian, who are stuck in the Stupid Sheep Palace or the Broken Leg Fort's Taoist priest and deep v cannon every day. Tucao recently, there are fewer and fewer good varieties...

Tang Yi could only hehe.

In addition, the senior sister's circle of relatives and friends is really chaotic... There are more than one or two strange things like yellow chickens. Tang Yi didn't want to get involved easily, so he had the idea of ​​keeping a distance from the senior sister.

The senior sister is still a good person. Although her relatives and friends are slowly scattered because of the yellow chicken, she still works hard to gain a sense of presence in the game.When Tang Yi found out about this later, he still felt a little guilty.

Except for Tang Yi and a few people who have a particularly good relationship with her, she can't find anyone to play with in the game.

She is a lonely flower. ——Tang Yi felt that San Ye's words were quite appropriate from a serious point of view, regardless of the irony.

It's a pity that these are all things to say. Tang Yi, who has just learned about the miraculous deeds of his senior sister, naturally keeps a distance from his senior sister.

He was naturally happy to keep his distance, and the vendetta was deleted when Tang Yi didn't know about it.

In this way, Tang Yi, who had long been left behind by his old master and father, jumped into Brother Du's team again.

In Zha Zha's team there is a Miao Luo and another Poison Brother, Tang Yi doesn't know any of them, and the team channel is deadly quiet, Tang Yi doesn't talk much, and chats with Zha Zha silently when he has something to do.

Zha Zha saw that his task was boring, so he asked him what beautiful scenery there is in Tangjiabao, and wanted to take a screenshot.Tang Yi thought about it, and when he was clearing the mission, he felt that the snow-blue tree on Nether Abyss was very beautiful, so he suggested that he take a screenshot there.

Halfway through the task, the stupid Miaojiang man poked him again, saying that he couldn't find the place, and he didn't know where Tang Yi was talking about.

Tang Yi told him that it was very close to the point where Tang Xiaoxi usually refreshed. Then he thought that Zhazha was one of the five poisons, and he probably didn't know where Tang Xiaoxi refreshed, so he added a sentence, in the place where people were sent in the Nether Abyss. opposite.

Probably because he really couldn't find it, Zha Zha came to secret him again, saying that Wu Du's lightness kung fu was too cruel, and he couldn't climb the mountain of Tangmen.

Tang Yi smiled. He remembered the day when he first came to Tangjiabao to study as a teacher. He saw the loli who climbed the mountain with the five-poison lightness kung fu. He climbed halfway and slid down the halfway. Back to Zha Zha, he ran to the place and called him over.

He himself was a little bored with clearing tasks, he had nothing to do, and he had to prepare to leave for Lushan Mountain with Ziqian the next day, thinking about helping Zha to finish the screenshot and go off the assembly line early to rest.

Go to Youmingyuan and fly directly to the copy of Tangmen's secret room. Tang Yi flew to the stone platform opposite Tangmen's secret room as soon as he landed, only to find that Brother Du was already standing there.

He was embarrassed for a moment, and said in the secret chat:

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Aren’t you unable to find a place==

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] whisper to you: just arrived

You quietly say to [Nezha hanging on the southeast branch]: ...

Tang Yi wasted a magic CD, and he had already flown over and was too lazy to go back to do the task, so he simply went to meditate under the tree, and then adjusted his camera to the sky to see those white crystal branches.

While he was in a daze, a Yinyuan Secret Book was suddenly deducted on the screen. Tang Yi was stunned for a moment, and turned back to find himself sitting in the middle of a heart-shaped firework. Jumping around him, there is a blue lantern floating in the sky above his head.

[Jianghu fast horse flying report! "Nezha hangs on the southeast branch" the chivalrous man confronted "Is Paoge delicious" [True Orange Heart] in Tangmen to declare to the world: "Nezha hangs on the southeast branch"'s admiration for "Is Paoge delicious" , respecting the sun and the moon as an alliance, showing the world as a mirror, roaring mountains and rivers as evidence, and respecting ghosts and gods as evidence.From then on, the height of the mountains does not hinder his aspirations, the depths of the streams continue to travel, the fleeting years do not destroy his intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide his feelings.Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.In this life and in this life, never leave and never give up, forever and ever, let's promise each other!All knights can go to Tangmen to witness the sincere confession of "Nezha hangs on the southeast branch" by the knights! 】

The achievement of using [True Orange Heart] on the Yinyuan Secret Book has not disappeared. He saw in the secret chat channel, the poisonous dog with a broken army head and clothes but still with loose claws and shoes. Brother quietly said to him:

"I am willing to live and die for you, are you willing to go back to Miaojiang with me?"

……

Tang Yi was dumbfounded.

He sat in the middle of True Orange Heart, the poisonous guy stopped jumping around, but stood opposite him and waited quietly for his reply, Tang Yi's head was in a mess for a while.

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] quietly said to you: Brother Pao, let’s be in love

After a while, Tang Yi found his sanity.

He moved his fingers in a strange way, and replied:

"Okay."

……

……

fall!Damn it, why did he agree? ! !

After Tang Yi saw clearly what he was sending, his entire face became numb.

...He must have been a ghost just now, must be, must be, why did he agree ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! q dish q!

He looked at the dancing poisonous brother who was playing the flute on the screen and surrounded by a purple halo, and severely deleted "I made a wrong hand twitch just now".

Is it too late to regret otl...

What does it mean to sell yourself accidentally!

Tang Yi on the computer side threw himself on the bed behind him with a sad face, hugging the bed quilt and rolling around while scratching the bed board.

Qu Ziqian over there was so excited that he didn't feel sleepy all night.

[Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] whispered to you: I said before that I will give you a surprise when you come back

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: == What about surprises?

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] quietly said to you: Isn’t this what it is?

Tang Yi looked at the fireworks that had been burning on the ground, squinted his mouth, and placed a celestial being in the middle of his heart.

He still doesn't know how expensive a real orange heart is, it's so expensive that he can't buy half of it even if he spends all the money he has on him now.He didn't know that the fireworks in Jiansanli all disappeared after they were set off. It was really a romance created by spending money.

At that time, he thought very unconscionably, surprise is such a firework.

...Please beat this scum mercilessly.

You quietly say to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Zha Zha

[Nezha hanging on the southeast branch] quietly said to you:?

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Where is the agreed screenshot?

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] quietly said to you: Haha screenshots are one aspect, don’t say you can’t find a place, how could you come here?

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Big scum!

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: It's decided, I will call you scum from now on!

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] quietly said to you: Puhaha, don't make trouble

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] quietly said to you: By the way, come to our gang to play when you have time

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] I quietly say to you: The small gang just established by relatives and friends, and the YY channel is also newly established

Quzi paused for a moment, and typed the phrase "I haven't heard you live for a long time" in my mind into "I haven't heard you open the mic yet."

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Well, channel number?

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] quietly said to you: Send it to your QQ

Tang Yi found Zha Zha's jumping profile picture in the qq[game] group, and silently copied the number into the notepad and added it to YY next time.

Speaking of which, he added QQ the day he first met Zha Zha, and Zha Zha's current residence is actually in the same city as him, which made him sigh for a while.

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: It’s about to go down

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] quietly say to you: Well, good night~ Have a nice trip tomorrow!

Tang Yi turned off the computer and lay flat on the bed but couldn't fall asleep.Mystery is full of details from getting to know Zha Zha to being taken care of in the game. I don't realize where Zha Zha got the word "Have a nice trip" that I missed.

He felt that what happened tonight was like a dream, like an absurd dream that he wrote too much YY.Maybe when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will find that these are the result of his too much brain.

Surprisingly, he didn't feel disgusted by Zha Zha's confession, or had he been a rotten boy for so long, he was already used to such things?

For a while, I was entangled over and over again, and for a while, I hugged the quilt with silly joy.

Anyway, he won't be able to sleep well tonight.

And, across the wall, it's not much better.

——On the second day, the two pairs of panda eyes who were delighted to hear and see each other remained silent.