Professor, you looked at me...

Rex is a Kate planet person.

Rex is an alien on a coming-of-age journey.

Rex is an alien who is about to leave the earth and return to his own planet to prepare for his adult ceremony.

then……

There's no after that.

He was lying on a hard, crumbling plank.

——This was the first thing Rex felt when he woke up this morning.

When he opened his eyes, what he saw was not the roof of his own spaceship, but a big black spider hanging in mid-air with its spider silk hanging.

— This was the first thing Rex saw when he opened his eyes this morning.

Squeeze the big black spider to death and get out of bed.

——This was the first thing Rex did after getting up this morning.

then……

Then there is no more.

Rex stared dumbfounded at the place in front of him that could be summed up in four words: dirty, messy, poor, and small. He couldn't let his beating heart return to normal for a long time.

This is not his spaceship at all!

Rex looked at his body subconsciously—the baggy clothes didn't fit very well, and they were dirty and had a disgusting smell.

But the clothes that made Rex unbearable were not important anymore, what was important was... what was going on with his body? !

Rex stripped himself naked with trembling hands, closed his eyes and worked hard for a long time before he managed to feel a little bit of familiarity in this body.

The originally extremely thin abdomen slowly twisted and rotated, and the navel gradually became larger, and finally a hole the size of an adult man's fist was formed, which was black and seemed to be bottomless.

……

In the next second, seven green tentacles squeezed out of the hole.

Rex opened his eyes and looked at the seven tentacles, and couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, showing a happy expression.

……

Oh, just forgot to mention that Rex is a tentacle-like alien.

……

There was no mirror in the room, so Rex had no way of knowing what he looked like.But just by visual inspection, Rex can know that his current body is definitely not the one he used to use!

Rex looked around the room blankly, thinking that he should at least find out why he became like this.

The seven tentacles retracted into the navel at one time, and then the navel gradually became smaller and gradually returned to its original shape.

After Rex put on his smelly clothes and trampled to death the fifth spider in that small, messy room, he began to feel his way out of the room—if it could be called a room at all. - way.

He's not stuck here.Rex thought, otherwise he would not have found the door so easily and opened it to come out.

……

This is a corridor, and Rex looked back at the place he just came out of - a cupboard under the corridor - for some reason, he always felt that this scene was very familiar.

...Has he ever had such an experience before?

Rex himself denied his own thoughts. If this strange experience really existed, he would definitely never forget it.

bang bang bang-

There were heavy footsteps overhead, and Rex looked up and waited for the owner of the footsteps, so as to ask him who he was and where he was.

The stairs were not long, so in the next second, the owner of the footsteps appeared in front of Rex.

It was a boy with a big head, a big pink face in a silver basin, a short neck, watery blue eyes, thick blond hair lying flat on his thick, chubby head, and his hands Also carrying a cane, his stature was almost twice the width of Rex's current body.

When the boy saw Rex standing there, he stopped and stared at him fiercely.

"What are you doing here?!" said the boy arrogantly, tapping the floor with his cane. "You should be frying bacon for me in the kitchen right now!"

Rex: "..." Has he become the cook in the home of the people on Earth?

Rex looked around at the decorations here, and then shook his head secretly to deny his thoughts. The decorations here are very simple, based on what he has seen and heard in the past 100 years-it doesn't look like he can afford a chef, and as a The chef himself couldn't possibly be dressed like this.

"Can't you hear me?! You unwanted dog!" The boy looked very uncomfortable with Rex's neglect of him, so he pointed his cane at Rex's nose even more angrily Said.

"...I can hear you." Thanks to the experience of human life over the past century, Rex naturally understands the truth of knowing people when you need them, so he ignored the "dog thing" quite incidentally. And the cane that almost touched his nose—at the worst, I will take revenge later—then stretched out the cane, showed a smile that he thought was very kind, and said, "Excuse me... who am I?"

……

The big-headed boy looked at Rex with his mouth wide open, as if he was looking at an alien creature—although what he saw was indeed an alien creature—but the next second, the shocked look on the boy's face His expression receded, and he desperately tapped his cane on the floor, turning into a furious expression, "Are you kidding me?! You bastard Harry Potter!"

"..."

Rex now finally knows why he finds this scene so familiar - not because he has experienced it, but because he has seen it!

The novel that took ten years to write - "Harry Potter".

Because the content is very interesting, Rex, who had already stayed on the earth for 100 years, deliberately stayed for a few more years. He didn't pack his luggage contentedly until the end of the novel, and prepared to leave the earth and return to his own galaxy to prepare Bar mitzvah.

But Rex never expected that such a miraculous thing would happen after he stayed for so many years—he, an alien, would appear in the scene of "Harry Potter"!

……

Is this making a movie?

Rex looked up suspiciously—there was no camera.

……

Rex was instantly lost.

"Hey! Did you hear me, you bastard?!"

Dali was still trying his best to provoke, but Rex no longer cared about him, but went straight to the stairs, and sat down silently like a wilting flower with his chin in his hands: "(;'⌒ `)”

Dali: "..."

Ignoring Daly's remarks about "You treated me so rudely, I'm going to tell Dad to let him beat you to death", Raymond, with Rex's flower wilted, sat sadly on the stairs, thinking about his past and present lives.

Last night, as usual, he packed all his things into the spaceship, preparing to wait for a dark cloudy sky to leave quietly.But because the weather was fine in those few days, he set an alarm clock for cloudy days and went to sleep with peace of mind.But he never expected that he would sleep here right away!

Raymond, who had wilted Rex's flowers, sat sadly, and then his whole body froze, as if remembering something that made him terrified.

Rex stretched out his right hand tremblingly, looked at the photos hanging on the wall next to him...then moved his right hand—

Nothing happens.

Rex continued to move his right hand in disbelief, until he repeated the movement dozens of times before he really confirmed that his movements would not have any effect on the hanging photo, and then...

"No—!" Rex hugged his head with both hands, rubbing his hair desperately, "My ability! Where did my ability go?!"

……

silence.

No one paid any attention to him.

……

Unable to accept the fact, Rex Blossom withered Raymond leaned forward with his head in his arms, rolled into a ball and rolled out with a grunt.

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Life is like rape, if you don't want to submit to him... then go fiddle with him!

Rex, who couldn't accept the fact, walked out of Dursley's house. Although he lost all his abilities as an alien, he still had two legs.

Therefore, Rex, who cannot actively save himself, is ready to adopt the second plan-actively save others.

then……

Here he stands—

In central London, next to an abandoned telephone box.

The memory of people on Planet Kate is very strong, as long as they have seen something, it is like imprinting it in their minds, and they will not forget it at all.

So now Rex, relying on his super memory, successfully entered the British Ministry of Magic, and then...

"You believe me! I'm really not some Harry Potter!" Rex tried to snarl to prove his innocence, "I'm from the planet Kate - I'm from another galaxy! I'm telling the truth Yes! You believe me!"

"Merlin's briefs!" A bald wizard looked at Rex as if he was about to faint. "Contact St. Mungo! The savior is out of his mind!"

"I'm not delirious," repeated Rex for the ten thousandth time, "I'm really not Harry Potter—or rather, my body is, but my soul isn't! Can you go Check if any crappy wizard has cast the wrong spell recently?!"

If possible, Rex really wanted to show his tentacles to these fish-lipped wizards, but the Kate star has a rule that unless it is his partner, he cannot give such an important thing to him. Others watch... so Rex had no choice but to continue talking sadly about what he had said a thousand and one times.

"My name is Rex, and I'm from the planet Kate. I'm 99 years old this year, and I'll be an adult in one year, so I'm preparing to go back to my galaxy to prepare for the adult ceremony, but... ah!"

A red light sank into Rex's back.

Rex fell hard, hitting the floor.

Bald Wizard: "Get out of the way! St. Mungo's gang is coming!"