When the society is afraid to become a heartthrob green tea

The setting sun fell on the cliff and fell on a somewhat worn book.

It was clearly an empty and steep cliff, but there was a stumbling sound from the grass: "Shen Shenguang sat on the edge of the cliff, his robe slipped loosely around his waist, outlining a perfectly sculpted, straight back... ..."

The sound got lower and lower, then stuck.

A mimosa plant emerged from the shady side of the stone and jumped onto the book.Then stretched out two small leaves, turned the book to a certain page, pointed at the words and sentences on the book with the small leaves, and read it carefully several times.

Closing the book, Mimosa sat on the book and read in a low voice: "Outline the perfect back, every inch is..."

As I read it, the small leaves of Mimosa closed tightly, and the voice was as thin as a gnat.

"Why can't I recite the whole text..." Ye Xiuhan sighed, the little leaves drooped, and his thoughts returned to two months ago.

Ye Xiuhan is a mimosa essence, shy and autistic by nature, and has been practicing alone in the wilderness.Originally, with his cultivation base, he could have transformed into a human form long ago, but two months ago when he was cultivating, he encountered a demon calamity.

The scene in Heart Demon Tribulation can be simply summed up as "everyone, everyone, everyone".

Countless people frantically rushed towards him, their bodies clinging to him tightly, and they reached out their hands to grab him.

Ye Xiuhan was immediately dumbfounded.

When he was a mimosa, a gust of wind and a drop of rain could make him shyly close the leaves, but he would soon return to normal.But if he met a human being—he would be poked non-stop. Once he was poked more than sixty times in a row, and he was so tired that he couldn't even close the leaves.

Humans = terrible.

This deep-rooted fear, after he can be transformed into a human form, has become a deep social fear.

It didn't take much, two or three were enough to make him breathless and tense.If there are more than five people, he basically gives up thinking and shuts himself up on the spot.

Therefore, facing such a simple and rude heart demon, Ye Xiuhan undoubtedly failed to cross the tribulation.

When Ye Xiuhan woke up again, he found that he lost a hundred years of cultivation and lost his human form, and turned back into the original mimosa essence.

What was even more frightening was that the small leaves he used to cover his body every time he was shy were chopped off by Lei Jie, leaving only two pitiful leaves.

When Ye Xiuhan was in a trance, a gust of wind blew him away and landed on a book left by a tourist.

Ye Xiuhan used the two remaining leaves to prop up his body, and struggled to get up.

The night was very dark, with a ray of moonlight shining through the cracks in the trees, it was not bright, but it was enough for Ye Xiuhan to see the cool and handsome face in front of him clearly.

The bridge of the nose and brow bones are extremely straightened, outlining a sharp and deep outline.His eyes were narrow and long, and his thin lips were tightly pursed. Obviously, there was no slight emotion fluctuation on his whole face, but there was an imposing aura rushing towards him.

Ye Xiuhan was so frightened that he clutched the leaves tightly, but his body lost support, and "slapped" against the face of the man on the cover.

"!" Ye Xiuhan moved his body with difficulty. He didn't dare to open the leaves, so he just rolled to the edge of the book and fell down.

After a while, Ye Xiuhan realized that the person just now was just the cover of a book.

Thinking that he couldn't defeat the inner demon because of social fear, Ye Xiuhan had an idea.If he doesn't dare to contact real people, he should start by contacting the people in the painting.

Ye Xiuhan, who had been alone for hundreds of years, felt for the first time that he had a friend.

This book is called "Being a Demon", and it is a bloody body copy.

The protagonist in the book is named Chong Guang, a notorious ghost-faced Demon Lord who covers the sky with one hand.Despite his brutality and viciousness, there are still countless people looking up to him and kneeling at his feet, just to learn the most exquisite cultivation method in the world.

Those who are willing to give everything and are humbled into the dust will never imagine that the heavy light of childhood is the poor little man who wants to give all of himself to repay him when others treat him well.

The young Zhong Guang, in order to repay Lu Linfeng's life-saving kindness, followed Lu Linfeng.

Lu Linfeng treated him well on the surface, but actually used him as a stand-in.Shen Zhongguang was in trouble when he was young, and he was deaf in both ears, but Lu Linfeng deliberately let him learn the art of piano, just because Bai Yueguang is good at rhythm.

Later, Lu Linfeng's Bai Yueguang came back from the dead and returned to the sect.In order to cure Bai Yueguang's illness, Lu Linfeng framed Shen Guang as a demon cultivator and dug out his spiritual roots.

In desperation, the heavy blood of the demon clan was stimulated, he slashed the enemy with his hands, washed the fairy gate with blood, and went on the road of blackness forever...

Seeing the end, Ye Xiuhan's whole plant was bad.

She was obviously a kind and gentle cutie, yet she turned into a ruthless and ruthless devil.

If only he was the one who saved Chongguang back then, he would definitely protect him and prevent him from being enchanted.

Ye Xiuhan sometimes thinks this way, but he knows very well that Zhong Guang is just a character in a book, and they will never meet.

Until one day later, some students came to camp in the mountains. It rained suddenly that night, and gravel rolled down from the mountains.Ye Xiuhan wrapped the gravel with spiritual energy and quietly protected those students.

Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly heard the voices of those students chatting.

"Haha, your name is the same as the supporting role in "Being a Demon", I suggest you recite the full text quickly, maybe you will be able to wear books!"

"Come on, I'll recite it to you right now. You can get through your books tomorrow and avoid the final exam. Hey...the rain is getting heavier and heavier. I'll go out and have a look."

Ye Xiuhan was about to continue listening, when he saw someone approaching, he slipped away in fright, but what the two students said was deeply imprinted in his mind.

Isn't Lu Linfeng's White Moonlight in "Being a Demon" also called Ye Xiuhan?

From then on, Ye Xiuhan recited "Being a Demon" day and night with his arms around him, and soon he almost memorized the whole book.

But he couldn't memorize a few heavy undressing scenes.The branches and leaves will tremble unconsciously as soon as you carry your back, as if being roasted by fire.

really weird.

Withdrawing his thoughts from the memory, Ye Xiuhan continued to try to recite this heavy story of undressing and healing.

This time it will work!

"Chongqing sat on the edge of the cliff, his robe slipped loosely around his waist, outlining his perfectly straight back. He turned sideways, opened the wound on his right arm expressionlessly, and cut the monster's body The fangs came out. Thin sweat rolled down from his slender body... Zhong Guang put on his clothes and began to meditate with his eyes closed."

The moment he uttered the last word, Ye Xiuhan nervously picked up two small leaves and closed his eyes.

Ten minutes passed, and nothing happened around, Ye Xiuhan opened his eyes a little dejectedly.

It turns out that it is not true that you can wear a book by reciting the full text.

It was completely dark around.

Thinking that human beings have to sleep at night, Ye Xiuhan picked up a palm-sized leaf from nearby, and carefully covered it on the cover, which looked like a quilt was covering the heavy light.

Although the heavy light on the cover can't speak or move, Ye Xiuhan still regards him as a true human friend.

"Good night." Ye Xiuhan whispered.

As a demon cultivator, he doesn't need to sleep, but today he lay down.

Because the students who came to camp in the mountains said, "Dreams have everything."

Ye Xiuhan fell into a drowsy sleep until he was awakened by an electronic sound.

[You have been brought to the world of "Being a Demon".The reason for the failure of your heart demon robbery: social fear, the most suitable counterattack system has been automatically matched for you: the social madman green tea master system.The system is loading, please wait for a moment. 】

Ye Xiuhan woke up suddenly, who was talking in his head?

He clutched the leaves tightly and shut himself up for a while, trembling, when he suddenly found someone poking at his leaves.

Ye Xiuhan pretended to be dead, and after some time, there was no movement around him.

He opened the leaves carefully, and saw a man squatting in front of him, pinching his leaves with his fingers expressionlessly, his eyes darkened.

This person looks...how is it exactly the same as the heavy light on the cover of "Being a Demon"!

By the way, the voice said just now that he came to the world of "Being a Demon", could it be that this person is——

At this moment, a timid system sounded.

[Host, hello, I am your exclusive green tea system 818.It must have been very hard for you to come here just now, don't worry, 818 is with you.In the current world of "Being a Demon", let me read the copy for you... What the hell is this world? 】

This world 818 has heard from other green tea systems.

It is said that when the host of the green tea system first arrived, in order to change the tragic death of the original owner, he used the advantage of knowing the plot to rescue the three big bosses when they were in trouble, and successfully won the brainless support of several big bosses. The heavy light is cornered.

But in the end, Zhong Guang still grew up to be a violent and vicious ghost-faced Demon Lord with astonishing cultivation as in the original book.

Zhong Guang dug out Zha Gong and the inner alchemy of the three bosses with one hand, and was about to abolish the cultivation of that host, but found that the host had some kind of special power that could reflect all damage.

So Shen Zhongguang stopped, refined the host, Zha Gong and the three bosses into stone statues, surrounded them in a circle, and imprisoned them on the top of the mountain forever.

Then Zhong Guang gave everyone the "repeat technique".

This "repeat technique" allows people to repeat a sentence over and over again.

So from that day on, that host kept saying what he loved most in his daily life: "It's all my fault, it's my fault, if you want to blame it, blame me."

Zha Gong kept saying, "You are being bullied because you are too kind. It's not your fault."

Big Brother A kept talking: "Why is he still so aggressive, isn't it enough that you have cried?"

Big guy b/c...

Several people have been talking for hundreds of years, and countless monks come here every day, looking at each other with resentment, wishing to tear each other apart, while repeating affectionate words.

It has become a great spectacle in the cultivation world.

In the end, the host would rather run away from here than deduct 100 million points, and vowed never to be green tea again.

Thinking of this, 818's scalp tingles.

He didn't even read the copy, and shouted at Ye Xiuhan:

[Host, run away! 】

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"The Awakening of Cannon Fodder Consciousness Becomes the Volume King"

Liu Qingzhou's consciousness awakened, and he learned that he was the cannon fodder in the novel "Every Brother from the Immortal Gate Loves Me".

The heartthrob protagonist Shou has outstanding talent, kindness and hard work, and has attracted countless celestial masters.

As the control group for the protagonist Shou, Liu Qingzhou is beautiful, but a waste who does not want to make progress. In the future, he will die miserably because of jealousy of the protagonist Shou.

Liu Qingzhou is determined to avoid plots and practice happily. Love will only affect the speed of his sword.

Unexpectedly, an inward wave was unexpectedly set off in the cultivation world, and even Passerby A began to practice swords all night.

later.

The protagonist thinks that he can win the first place in the Zongmen Grand Competition and get the attention of the boss just by practicing casually.

But when he stood on the stage full of confidence, he lost to the mediocre passerby in the first match.

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Liu Qingzhou knew nothing about the gradually collapsing plot, he was still worrying about the salted fish he accidentally saved.

Xianyu's name is Fu Chen, his face is pale and handsome, and he looks weak and unable to take care of himself.

Thinking of the emergence of a monster at the end of the book, which would cause chaos in the world, Liu Qingzhou was determined to teach Fu Shen to practice, so that he would have the power to protect himself.

Liu Qingzhou lowered his standard of [-] sword swings per day to [-]. He even agreed that Fu Chen should sleep for four hours a day, and finally persuaded Fu Chen to practice swords with him.

However, the devil who caused a bloody storm in the world never appeared.

-

Fu Chen had never tasted being protected by others.

After taking revenge and destroying the world, he was reborn and returned to the day when he climbed back from the abyss to the world.

Only this time, someone held his blood-stained hand, never left him, and tried to protect him.

So Fu Chen hid the monstrous malice in his heart, concealed the violence from the corners of his eyes and brows, and couldn't bear to destroy the world anymore.

Until someone from the lead came to the door and forced Liu Qingzhou to die with the world's morality, completely sealing the abyss where the devil was imprisoned.

Fu Chen's face was sullen, and he patted everyone into the abyss with a palm: "If you want to go so much, you might as well go by yourself."

Liu Qingzhou: "?"

How about such a weak salted fish? !