Mozun is forced to farm

There is still a difference between taking the initiative to tell people a story and being forced to tell it by a monster.

Lin Zhu usually reads a lot of story books, and when he is in a good mood, he will take the initiative to tell a few interesting stories to his brothers and sisters-in-law in the village. Still a little bit on fire inside.

The place where he was sitting was not near or far from Shendan, and he could smell a strong fishy smell, as well as the rotten smell from the scabs on its four ribs.

The long tails of fish and beasts are as bright as candle lamps. Sometimes the flames will rise suddenly when they are heard, and the flames will fall when they feel bored, as if they will go out at any time.

In the flickering light, the scholar talked about the grievances of the Buzhou Mountains in ancient times to the Qin Emperor's unification of the six kingdoms, counting these enough on his fingers.

Danshen did not belong to their world, and they listened to the creation of the world with great interest, and occasionally asked a few questions, and allowed him to stop and drink tea.

Just at the very moment of drinking tea, Lin Zhu heard a familiar voice in his head.

"Hey."

His pupils shrank, and he almost dropped the porcelain cup, controlling himself not to turn his head to look at people.

"Well, it's me." Xie Xuechen said: "Fifth brother's imprisonment is almost released, Su Hongxiu is quietly helping him draw a formation, and will teach me the skills later, you hold it, we will take you out safely .”

Lin Zhu subconsciously nodded, and found that the six fish eyes were looking at him, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid this tea is brewed with a clear spring, it's really good."

"Hurry up," Danshen patted the ground with his catfish-like long beard: "What happened to Fusu later?"

"I'll have another drink, right now."

Xie Xuechen said again: "How many times have you talked?"

"More than 20." Lin Zhu sighed: "This broken picture has killed people."

"You don't have to be too honest." Demon Venerable said with a smile: "Usually you come up with bad ideas faster than anyone else, but now you're abiding by the rules?"

Lin Zhu didn't seem to be complimenting others when he heard this, but he vaguely understood what it was.

"Ah, the rest of that story isn't very fun anymore," he turned his head and said, "Let me tell you another one."

"Once upon a time there was a girl named Zhu Yingtai..."

After half a stick of incense, the scholar patted the table with his fan.

"With a bang, she touched the grave with her forehead, and she died just like that."

Shen Dan was dumbfounded: "Dead??"

"It turned into a pair of butterflies." Lin Zhu shrugged and said nonsense, "Ma Wencai later married more than a dozen wives, and he had nothing to do with them to play with butterflies."

The fish beast said in grief and indignation: "How can this be done!!"

"What about Liang Shanbo!! They haven't reunited yet!! How can you say that if you die, you die!!"

The monster has been imprisoned in this state of mind for days and nights, and it is rare to hear a few stories suddenly, as if being stabbed in the kidney by a knife, with six limbs bound and four ribs pierced, rolling and howling.

"unacceptable--"

Xie Xuechen looked interesting, and thought: "Maybe it's better to be gentle."

"Oh," Lin Zhu quickly accepted the opinion: "I'll go and tell him about the snowfall in June."

Another half stick of incense time passed.

"She said that after her death, the blood will be spattered in vain, the snow will fall from the sky, and the drought will last for three years!"

"Before she finished speaking, the knife fell and slashed her neck, which cut off her head alive—"

"Don't!!" Shen Dan thumped his head and cried loudly: "Why another one died!!"

Listening to a story is how many knives it takes to finish it! !

Can you stop being dead? That's fine! !

Lin Zhu took a sip of his tea and was about to talk when the fish and beasts had already glared at him with six eyes.

"Say something happy!! You can't die!! Do you hear me!!"

"what……"

"Must not die!!"

Xie Xuechen calmly said in his mind: "It's better to change to a worse one. It's better to be alive than to be dead."

"Yes," the scholar said with a smile, "you still think about it."

Then I started to talk about the first half of Yue Fei's loyal service to the country.

From serving in the army four times to serving the imperial court, talking about the establishment of the Yue Family Army, and then talking about his death as the black wind king Odun Leroy, he is a hero, brave, loyal and filial, and he is like a hero.

Then it was transferred to restore Jiankang, and then the six counties returned to the Song Dynasty. The military achievements were countless and the people praised him, and his high spirits were just in line with the general's pride.

Shen Dan nodded again and again when he heard it, and he was already fully invested in the story, completely immersed in the story.

As soon as Lin Zhu put down his fan, he finally revealed Qin Hui's foreshadowing.

"At this moment, the army has entered Zhuxian Town, and twelve golden edicts have been sent from the capital, ordering him to dispatch troops quickly."

Shen Dan blood pressure has come up.

"Why is the class teacher at this time??"

"I won't fight anymore? Are you really going back to Beijing?" It roared, its tail began to stir up and down and beat the ground: "Qin Hui, it's that Qin Hui!!"

Lin Zhu stopped suddenly, suddenly a little speechless.

When he said this, he suddenly didn't look like a bystander, as if he was also born in that troubled world.

Now and then, there is no difference.

If he is really a nominee on the gold list, he can be a part-time official, and the intrigue he faces may not be as bad as it was back then.

In fact, his heart is always full of blazing flames, wanting to burn away those injustices and bad things, and return the world to peace and justice.

But can he really do it?

From ancient times to the present, can he become the retrograde one among thousands of people?

"What happened later?" Seeing that he was suddenly speechless, Shen Dan was also a little anxious: "What happened to Song State, and what happened to Qin Hui?"

"Of course it's all gone." Xie Xuechen said lightly: "He's tired, let him rest for a while."

The fish monster looked at them very hurt, and was severely stabbed by knives.

"You bastards."

The tail went in a ball of stuffiness.

Here Lin Zhu was fascinated by telling the story, but his face was a bit gloomy, and he was completely silent while drinking tea.

Xie Xuechen listened to the whole process, and he didn't want others to hear their conversation, so he said with his mind: "Are you worried that you will also meet this fate in the future?"

Lin Zhu smiled.

"Don't worry."

"The prefect and prefect are still like this. I am afraid that the interests of the DPRK and China will be even more intertwined. If you make a mistake, you will lose everything."

The Mozun let out an oh.

"I didn't worry about that."

The scholar looked at him, a little moved.

"Do you think...maybe I can handle this well, and I will be a good official in the future, maybe even become a chief assistant?"

"That's not true," Mozun said honestly, "I bless you not to pee your pants during the exam."

Lin Zhu:! !

I was a little sad at first, but it was even more annoyed to be choked by him.

The scholar simply sipped his tea with his back turned to him, unable to find a reason to refute.

hateful! ! "However, if you were nominated for the gold list, we were still friends," Xie Xuechen said slowly, "I have also thought about how to help you."

Someone quietly pricked up their ears.

"I heard the previous story, although the treacherous officials are evil, the most confused one is the emperor."

"Then it's easy to handle." The man raised a finger and said concisely: "I killed him, you go pawn."

"This is too rough!! You can't do that!!"

"Then, turn the emperor into a mouse or a fat pig, throw it in the pen and reflect for a few months before turning back?"

"It's a bit too cruel!!"

When Lin Zhu said this, he turned around suddenly and had a conversation with him in his mind.

"The emperor should be turned into those who cry for injustice."

"If I had the ability, I would definitely do it."

He looked into Mozun's eyes and couldn't finish talking at the moment.

He really wanted the emperor of the Song Dynasty, and the current emperor, to go away and stay for a long time in the bodies of peasant girls and poor scholars.

Let them see the country riddled with holes, and experience for themselves what it feels like not to be able to eat rice and meat for many years.

What's more, let them be exposed to unjust and wrong cases, deal with those dog officials in person, and be insulted face-to-face, so that they can wake up and see what kind of bastards they have raised under their own hands!

Xie Xuechen originally thought that Lin Zhu would not let this or that, but now hearing his thoughts, he suddenly laughed.

"Okay, I promise you."

He stretched out his hand to hook him.

"As long as you finish the exam smoothly and don't make any mistakes in the middle, I will allow you."

"Turn the emperor and corrupt officials into rats—"

"Wrong," Lin Zhu corrected, "It's turning into those poor people."

"Become a mouse first, and then become a poor person," the Demon Lord Shi Shiran said, "After a month of poverty, let them change their minds and be good people."

"Okay, pull the hook, pull the hook!"

Lin Zhu hooked his little fingers, and both of them gave a firm grip.

"I must pass the exam!"

As soon as the oath was finished here, Jie Mingyan suddenly let go of the restraint, and stretched a long waist: "Hi..."

The fish beast was dozing off at first, but now it finally came to its senses: "You, what's the matter with you?!"

"Oh, actually I have a way," Xie Mingyan rubbed his shoulders and said, "After all, he is a god, even if he goes to another three thousand worlds, it will be smooth if he draws a few more talisman formations."

He was not very familiar with the environment at first, and this monster was clumsy and easy to manipulate, so he just let it go.

Su Hongxiu had already prepared all the elements. She cut her middle finger and made a sudden stroke, calling out the Taoling gate.

"I'm almost back, and I still have dinner."

"Don't go, don't go!!" The fish beast excitedly said, "I violated the rules of heaven and was imprisoned here. I am extremely lonely. I have waited for hundreds of years to finally meet you—"

"You also said that you made a mistake and you are imprisoned here," Lin Zhuping said calmly, "You should always be responsible for your mistakes."

"No," the monster growled and wanted to sacrifice the poison needle prison again: "I won't let you go!!"

"It makes sense," Xie Xuechen said suddenly, "I'm here, I have to bring some souvenirs home."

Everyone: "?"

It was too late to say it, but then it was too late, Mozun suddenly jumped horizontally with a hatchet in his hand, and jumped directly onto the back of the monster, and dropped his hand with the knife, cutting off half of his tail!

Then, carrying a long tail with a big pearl and a lighted candle, he jumped into the door, so fast that no one could react.

The monster was already in pain and screamed: "Damn it——"

"Why are you still standing there! Run!"

Su Hongxiu played by ear and pushed Lin Zhu into the door, and jumped in with him.

Xie Mingyan took a sympathetic look at the poor Shen Dan, walked in slowly, and closed the door behind him.

"My younger brother has finally become the Gu family. It's not easy, it's not easy..."

The author says:

Hatchet:?I still have this function