Grumpy and Tsundere

There was a popular post on the Douban homepage of a university school in a certain city a. The title of the post was "818 The Immortal Love Between the 19th Administration of Our School".

It didn't take long for the post to be upvoted, and it kept getting popular on the homepage, and the popularity continued to rise.

Because the discussion was too intense, it attracted the attention of people who eat melons.

The predecessor of the post was a Tucao post, and the content is as follows: I am Luzhu, a 19th administrative freshman, and I am going to complain about two people in our class today.

Before entering university, I came to this school with beautiful dreams. I thought I would meet a handsome guy and have a vigorous love affair, but I didn't expect that this idea was strangled in the cradle when it first appeared. Not only did I not find a boy Friends, dog food is eaten in tons, and all the reasons come from a certain s and a certain s.

Because both of their surnames are abbreviated as s, in order to distinguish them, Gong will be called ss and Shou will be called s below.

That's right, two men.

They are also the kind who are so handsome that they can't close their legs.

Is internal digestion popular among good men now? I really cry.

ss is older, s is about the same age as us, maybe seven or eight years apart.

ss and s show off their affection in class every day, I feel a bit unbearable.

We don't mind homosexuality, after all, it's 9012 now, right? Love is free.

The key is that the two of them are too much!

The landlord stopped at this point, probably because he blocked the language in his heart, how can he restore the facts obscurely and completely.

The host did not speak for a long time, but a bunch of Douyou gave an answer.

Qu Xiaoyu 111 Shao Zhu Song Ye? [狗头] Save your life.

12158 accounted for, eating melons in the front row.

Caucasian chick, flamboyant, hee hee, is that the pair who blatantly called children in the public class?

Hahahaha I will answer this question, two small mouthfuls are sweet, I happened to meet on campus that day, the two of them seemed to have a quarrel or something, I don't know the details.Anyway, later on I just watched Shao Zhu rubbing against Song Ye, reaching out to pull him, rubbing my face against him, and teasing him with jokes.In the end, Song Yeqi seemed to be dispelled, and he stretched out his hand to hook the opponent's little finger.

It's a coincidence that Bai Dameng upstairs, I also met two people quarreling once, but the situation was completely opposite, Shao Zhu turned his head and left, Song Ye followed behind without saying a word, finally Shao Zhu turned around and walked to Song Ye's place helplessly. In front of him, he reached out and poked the melon on his head.

Fushengdouyou is still anonymously typing?Who in our school doesn't know this pair? c is there a good cut in the humanities?

Eat more vegetarian haha, what are you talking about, my roommates know more revelations.

Moyouhehe, every night we talk on the phone, the ending must be something like that.

I also called early in the morning, went out for a morning run together, and had breakfast when I was done.

I have never received attention since I was a child, but now I am frequently talked to by the counselor, either bringing food to Song Ye or drinking to Song Ye. Anyway, nineteen out of ten are related to Song Ye.

The key is that our hearts are far away. Once we overslept in the whole dormitory, but Song Ye was not recorded as late.

We refused to accept, we quit, we peasants revolted, and then he said that you can also find a teacher as a suitor.

Listen to what people say?I accept this, but I lost.

Those who want to focus on eating melons should be circled and tested.

Mo You replied that Chi Gua Gua is right, we run and eat together and do all the things a couple should do, but we are just the suitor and the pursued.

Now couples really know how to play, masturbation is super interesting. [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

Hypocrisy hee hee hee, what are you talking about.

I broke the news that Song Ye spent half a month of military training almost lazily and relaxed, because Shao Zhu took the initiative to help him find excuses to rest every day.

Half a month later, we were as black as coal, and Song Ye was as tender as a peeled egg.

Hee hee hee I swear, I want to find a teacher to be my boyfriend too.

The posts got higher and higher, everyone was discussing in a hurry, some broke the news about the small interactions between Song Ye and Shao Zhu, some people simply asked if they didn't understand, some people were all kinds of YY, only a very few, Liao Liao Few people said something disgusting.

But it was immediately resented by the crowd.

There are relatively few insiders on Douban compared to the number of people who eat melons. After all, the school is so big that the news cannot cover everyone.

What really made this post explode was that a certain soybean oil posted a few pictures on it, accompanied by the protagonists of the fairy love.

Douyou, who posted this photo, belongs to a photography agency. He usually likes to wander around the campus with his mobile phone, taking pictures of people and scenery.

The group of photos he posted were snapshots of Shao Zhu and Song Ye when they were talking and interacting under the ginkgo tree.

Occasionally, a few mischievous pieces fell on Song Ye's head, and Shao Zhu gently reached out to pick them off.

He was quite satisfied with this group of photos, with the right time, place and people.

It is mainly because the facial features and appearance of the two characters are so good that this group of photos has reached a certain height.

As soon as this group of photos was posted, the people who eat melons immediately o'cao!

Surprised interjections followed one after another.

It’s true that seeing is believing. Everyone in the post says handsome, but everyone’s definition of handsome is different. In addition, some people like to exaggerate. Everyone defaults to average appearance.

But now the photos that someone released are really handsome! !

Duck!sisters!

I have to say that modern people are generally good-looking dogs. If you say that you have just been sweetened by the little interaction, now it is paired with the faces of two people and the little interaction, and then imagined, it is really sweet!

Everyone fell into madness, and the popularity of the post became higher and higher.

So when the poster came back, he was confused, what happened to this post?

What's your painting style?

She meant to complain, but everyone fell in love?

She suddenly? ? ?

Okay, then she knocks too, it's okay.

Ever since, she changed the title of the post to "818 The Love Between the Immortals of the 19th Administration of Our School".

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Song Ye felt a little strange, he didn't know if he was too sensitive, he always felt that the students next to him were looking at him?

But Song Ye met his gaze head-on, and the other party withdrew his gaze again.

Maybe I was thinking too much?Song Ye stretched out his hand and pulled the hair in front of him.

Five minutes later, Song Ye was sure they were talking about himself.

They were not only talking, but also discussing, and even pointing fingers.

Song Ye was stupefied, he didn't know why they were acting like this all of a sudden, and their reactions didn't seem like they were talking badly, but this kind of excessive attention made people quite uncomfortable.

So Song Ye quickened his pace and returned to the dormitory.

The head of the dormitory, Li Wei, saw that Song Ye's complexion was not good when he just returned to the dormitory, and asked concerned, "What's wrong with you? You don't look very good."

Song Ye pursed his lips, thought for a while and replied, "Do you think I'm a bit strange?"

Hearing this, Li Wei looked Song Ye carefully from head to toe, and replied, "No, it's normal, it's the same as usual."

Song Ye frowned, and muttered softly, "Then why do they always look at me..."

Zhao Youran, who was playing mobile games on the side, suddenly raised her head, and let out a malicious "hee hee".

Wu Hao, who was sitting on the bed together, also let out a "hee hee hee".

Song Ye was even more confused when they laughed at him.

Then Li Wei said, "Actually..."

However, he was interrupted by Zhao Youran and Wu Hao in unison, and the two of them coughed violently at the same time.

Their behavior was so strange that it made Song Yexin suspicious, "What do you know?"

Zhao Youran and Wu Hao glanced at each other, and said haha ​​in embarrassment.

The mouth is high for a while, and the crematorium afterwards.

Suddenly remembered, Song Ye had a bad temper.

If Song Ye punched them down, they might die.

You can't say it, you can't say it even if you are killed, so the two of them took the opportunity to run away by playing basketball.

After they left, Song Ye asked, "What happened?"

He stretched out his hand to support his forehead, opened and closed his mouth for no reason, and finally said, "I can't explain clearly, you can look at the school Douban group."

"Oh." Song Ye agreed, turned around and turned on the computer to watch Douban.

Then his face changed from normal color, to blue, to red, and continued to rise.

Song Ye blushed, half out of anger, because Zhao Youran and the others had such big mouths that they had to fight in the dormitory.

The other half is shy, everyone in the post is discussing, all kinds of YY, anyway, messy or something, it makes people feel shy...

No wonder, they were always looking at themselves just now.

Can you not look at yourself!

Song Ye was extremely ashamed and indignant, but he still didn't close the webpage, wanting to read on and see everyone's evaluation of him and Shao Zhu.

Unexpectedly, the response was good, no mention of homosexuality, no mention of teachers and students.

After all, it is a university, and there is nothing to say.

Except, those messy yy...

Song Yetong blushed and continued to look down.

The building was too high, and Song Ye hadn't read it for half an hour, and the number of pages was still increasing, and it was increasing at a terrifying speed.

At this moment, there was a "ding dong" on WeChat.

Song Ye opened it and saw that it was a message from Le Tianyi.

He said, Brother Ye, you are on fire!

Then a link was sent.

Song Ye clicked on the link, and the page directly jumped to the Weibo page.

818 The fairy love story of our school's fairy c baba...

The person who posted it is still a big v, and the big v's influence is quite large, and there are many comments below.

Before Song Ye took a closer look, Le Tianyi sent another screenshot, Brother Ye, you are on the hot search!

The sixth most popular search, and the popularity continues to develop.

So in the next half an hour, Song Ye saw the trending search step by step to the third place, from one big v post to two or three, and finally even a marketing account was posting, and the people who eat melons also forwarded it, forwarded it The quantity is particularly astonishing.

Weibo became popular, and Douban also exploded. A group of people came to visit and check in, and there were also a steady stream of newcomers who broke the news.

Some high school classmates even came to say something, Song Ye really wanted to dig a hole and bury himself.

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah...

It's not enough to be angry, anyway, everyone didn't say anything.

It just feels... weird.

Just when Song Ye was going crazy, Shao Zhu called.

Song Ye was full of bad feelings, and now he threw all his shame and anger on Shao Zhu, "It's all on you! I told you not to cheat for personal gain! Don't be so high-profile! If you don't listen, you can read Douban and Weibo now. What has become of it!"...

So, 10 minutes later.

Weibo Shaozhu My little friend got angry, saying that your thoughts are dirty and you are too yummy.

Douban Teacher Shao, don't talk nonsense, the kids are ignoring me.

6666, this wave of love show is really amazing.

nb.

So, Weibo and Douban exploded again.