Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Terminal: Hell Wharf, we have arrived. Passengers, please pack your belongings and get on and off the ship in an orderly manner."

The Mandarin characters on the radio are correct.

After this was over, there was another standard English broadcast.They are all the result of the modernization of the underworld.

"It's here." The black suit opened the hatch, "The underworld has arranged for you to clear the way."

"No need." Chen Chaosheng refused straight away, "Can you...can you help me deal with it."

"That's fine, Mr. Chen." The black suit picked up his briefcase, suppressing the surprise in his heart, "Who told you that your customer is the Jade Emperor. We are begging for food from you Jade Emperor."

"It's not necessary." Chen Chaosheng pulled off the mask, "I'll go first."

The people on the boat walked towards the pier.

People in colorful clothes, old and young, with black eyes and blue eyes, all descended from the Harmony and crowded on the top of the stairs.

Fall to death, die of old age, die in a car accident.

People die easily.

His face was blue and purple, his neck was swollen, and he looked like he was choking.

They all strode to the pier.

Chen Chaosheng didn't go down until there were a little less people.

"This is the new underworld." Chen Chaosheng murmured.

Looking back at the other side of the Styx River, I could only see the boundless black river tumbling.The white mist drifted over the river and gathered again.

"The air in the underworld is so much PM2.5," Siri said, "Chen Chaosheng put on his mask. If you don't return the quality of your sect, I'm afraid you will spit everywhere. This is a sign of not accumulating evil virtue."

"I didn't." Chen Chaosheng said, "I'm of good quality."

The port of the underworld left him only grey, black, white, Klein blue and several other fluorescent colors.

In the tall Ming-style buildings, there are wires passing through.

At first glance, Chen Chaosheng thought he saw a hill, but when he got closer, he realized that it was a building.

The black building looks like a cemetery, with neat white glass windows reflecting light.

The air was filled with the smell of burning fuel, and the roar of machines almost suppressed the gurgling water and the noisy human voices.

"This is the underworld." Chen Chaosheng said.

There is no sun in the sky.

But apart from the sun, there is something brighter burning in the sky, illuminating the sky and the earth.

"What is that?" Chen Chaosheng had never seen such a thing.

It was a glowing sphere, and it could be seen that the temperature was extremely high, and even the air around it was distorting and deforming.

Debris fell off, like ashes from a burning planet, or some metal fragments.

"That's their artificial sun." Siri yawned slowly, and exhaled at the fake sun. "It's actually a kind of machine that keeps burning. There are many fake suns like this in the underworld."

"My body is here," Siri said. "I have more information about it. But not much."

Chen Chaosheng stepped on the asphalt road.

Others were waiting for the bus to go to the reincarnation registration office.

"It's scary." Siri said, "People have been constantly touching the realm of gods, after the fall of gods."

"Where did they go?" Chen Chaosheng kicked away the cans on the ground.

The red can of Coca-Cola was kicked far away by him.

The traffic lights are still flashing.

Not sure if it's broken.

"Maybe I'm old and dead." Siri said, "It's not old and dead in the physical sense, but aging in other senses, maybe went to other planets, and it's not just the earth that has civilization, maybe it's in a corner next to you, If you don't believe me, look there."

"God is very annoying." Chen Chaosheng whispered, "Very fierce."

"And they all like to use the high beam light ring, which hurts the eyes." He added.

"Look at that one," Siri said, "I can use the cameras here, they are my eyes too."

"Don't look around." Chen Chaosheng hurriedly said, "You have to be virtuous."

"Do you think everyone is as virtuous as Bai Fushui?"

"Where I pointed, there is a Buddha statue." The artificial intelligence snorted, "Just behind this department store with many lights, he is also staring at you."

"Gaze at me?"

The wind was a bit strong, and the debris fell into his palm like a butterfly.

Black butterfly.

"Machines and Buddha statues are staring at you." Siri said, "You are alive, people of color, and many pairs of eyes are looking at you."

"There are only two colors in the underworld, black and white, you know? The rest are artificial colors."

"Oh."

"Your color is very eye-catching."

"What can I do?" Chen Chaosheng walked back towards the department store.

There is also an advertisement from the last century posted in Xiamen Kai. The advertisement shows a beautiful female star selling body odor spray.

Chen Chaosheng stood under the Buddha statue and stopped: "Senior, there are so many nagging."

"Not senior, I am younger than you." Buddha said.

He is also gray.

It was a very dark tone, except for the grain of cinnabar on the forehead, which was not vermilion, but an extremely eye-catching fluorescent color.

You can even faintly see the light with current flowing through it, like blood rushing non-stop in the blood vessels.

The surrounding houses almost covered his body, tall buildings, or sheds.

"Hello, Chen Chaosheng." The Buddha statue said slowly, "I know you're here today."

"Fate?" Chen Chaosheng had to look up to look into the Buddha statue's eyes.

A pair of glowing eyes.

"No." The statue said, "Because of the headlines. When I went to change my battery yesterday, the staff sent me an electronic version. Many people said that Chen Chaosheng would come."

"Oh." Chen Chaosheng was slightly disappointed.

The Buddha's lips opened and closed: "When I was in the world, I always liked you very much."

"Thank you."

"That seems to have happened a long time ago, but for you, it may just be a snap of your fingers." The Buddha bowed his head, "The ship was drowning, and halfway through, my hands and feet cramped, and I was always in the water." You can't get out of it, but you become a Buddha statue in the underworld."

"This is a sad story." Chen Chaosheng said dryly that he was always bad at talking to people.

"Good luck," Siri said, "good fellow."

"You too." The Buddha stretched out his hand, pointing to the street with electric poles in the distance, "You take the No. 18 outside bus, which runs every 10 minutes, and the terminal is where the book of life and death is stored. But before that , you'd better get a Hell Card, the Hell is still very convenient in these aspects, a card can be used in the whole underworld, and there is no need to change the card."

"Is it expensive?" Chen Chaosheng asked with some embarrassment.

The Buddha statue was stunned: "It's okay."

"Tens of millions of Ming coins are a piece. Although the recent inflation has improved, paper money must be burned every year and festival in the yang world, which is always not conducive to the order of our underworld." The Buddha statue talked endlessly, "They recently Burning Nintendo game consoles and iPhone 14s for the dead family members, what’s more, burning sex dolls for the family members…”

"Accidentally said too much."

"It's really an occupational disease." The halo behind the Buddha statue flashed twice, "This ring is out of power again, this company doesn't seem to work, next time I have to ask someone to go to Yangjian to buy me a TCL, I heard that Yangjian This brand is very good."

"Thank you." Chen Chaosheng said.

Ashes scattered in his palm.

"I'll help you buy it."

"It's only a few yuan for postage." Chen Chaosheng added, "It's not expensive."

"If there is a chance, it will be a long time later." The Buddha smiled, "This can still make do, after all, the underworld is so big, no one cares about me, a small person who doesn't even have a name. Buddha."

"Come from the world, it's hard work."

Black smoke was rising from the chimney behind him.

The smell is pungent. When I inhaled it, it was the kind of burnt smell. After I smelled it, I actually felt that it was suitable.

It is much better than the rubber factory outside the city of Sizhou.There was billowing black smoke, no matter how much it was, it just burned day and night, turning the sky of the city into the gray of reinforced concrete.

But those factories are the bulk of Sizhou's gdp.

Siri, who has been silent all the time, said: "May I ask, do you have the means to become a Buddha?

"I'm not in the establishment, and I don't know about the others." The Buddha statue was not annoyed, "I used to be a junior high school physics teacher, and my idol was Newton. I always thought that one day I would be able to discover something earth-shattering like my idol. laws, and then build upon the cause of physics."

"Later you became a Buddha statue." Siri said, "It's like a doctor of literature who became an inventor, which is a bit outrageous."

"I just thought that Chen Chaosheng was a scary enough thing before, but I didn't think that all of you humans are such scary things. It seems that human beings are still not to be underestimated." Siri took a breath.

"Professional counterpart? Hmm...why doesn't it count?" Buddha asked back, "Oh, now I can directly ask God if this theorem really exists."

"Newton's mailbox has also been made public." The Buddha statue continued, "But he doesn't like Twitter, and he doesn't often reply to emails in his mailbox. He probably has a lot of things to do, so there's nothing wrong with that."

"The car is coming." The Buddha said again, "Go quickly, remember to buy me a ring, this one is always out of power, and I will be deducted from my wages."

"Remember." Chen Chaosheng said.

He stretched out his hand and lightly touched the fingers of the Buddha statue.

The Buddha statue's hand was cold, and the electric current surging inside made his fingertips a little numb.

There are only two colors of black and white.

The rest are the artificial colors that are extremely ostentatious.

"Your hands are hot." The Buddha statue said thoughtfully, "This is what it feels like to be alive, so good."

"Look, of the colors in the underworld, only you have the highest saturation." The Buddha said softly, "It's really beautiful, I haven't seen such colors for a long time."

"Let's go, the car has arrived at the station." The Buddha said, "But this time it's not what was predicted."

"Is it fate?" Chen Chaosheng turned his head and looked at the Buddha statue.

The Buddha statue smiled without saying a word.

He was sitting upright among the black and white high-rise buildings, his brows were full of compassion.

"No, it's just that the Gaode map reminds that there is a car arriving at the station."

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