Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Sitting is more comfortable than standing.

Lying down is more comfortable than sitting, and the most comfortable thing is to lie down on the big loose and soft bed.

Chen Chaosheng let Siri take over his body temporarily. With Siri's terrorist-like social talent and its resources of hundreds of g, it is obviously a piece of cake to go to school.

He submerged his consciousness deep in his body, and then went out to take over the body when needed.

In the depths is his sea of ​​consciousness. There is a big bed in the center. I don’t remember who stole the dragon bed from someone’s tomb, but it was replaced by Simmons a few days ago. Bed electric blanket.

In the end, I felt that it was not enough, so I added a pair of Nordic-style bedside tables, with roses in Wanglaoji jars on the table.

He is not used to drinking Coke, and after drinking Coke, he hiccups, like a rooster crowing.Wanglaoji is fine, he eats it with fried chicken, it is said to prevent getting angry, although the ulcer in his mouth continues to grow, and it hurts when he moves.

Chen Chaosheng pulled the quilt.

Stupid ai, for him to deal with so many people who are out of breath, and he sleeps comfortably here.

Comfortable.

I can understand how a capitalist like Uncle Shi feels.

"Good night, Siri." Chen Chaosheng tried to turn off the light.

Surrounding the bed are some broken pottery fragments, blood droplets that are forever stagnant in the air, and some unrecognizable poems, floating like dust, as if forming a small silent galaxy.

The sun in the center is his bed.

too big.

Can't remember what was glowing.

Everything revolves around hibernation.

Bai Fushui once thought that Chen Chaosheng's body was a pig.

A pig who knows how to practice swords, and a pig who knows a lot of seas and dreams.

Chen Chaosheng rolled on the bed for a whole time, feeling that this Simmons is really one of the greatest inventions of foreigners in the [-]th century.This is much more useful than atomic bombs and gunpowder. Those two things always bring disasters to human beings, but the underworld likes them, and the underworld hopes to mass produce them.

What about Simmons?There is no one who would not like such a fluffy and soft bed.Chen Chaosheng is now a staunch Simmonsist, and Simmons means absolute justice.

The dust in his sea of ​​consciousness slowly swirls as his mind moves.

The seat in the center is always calm and there is no sound at all.

Like falling asleep.

Chen Chaosheng couldn't sleep anymore.

I felt that I heard some strange cry in my ear, which was still a bit familiar.

"Siri, are you in trouble?" Chen Chaosheng stretched out his hand from under the quilt.

He originally wanted to sit up, but the quilt restricted his mobility, so he only moved his arms symbolically.

Stupid humans have been completely defeated by the quilt.

"No." Siri's voice was noisy, "For now, your cheap sportsmate will report you 3000 meters, men's shot put, long jump and high jump, in order to express their welcome to the new students."

"Then you go and experience the rhythm of life." Chen Chaosheng yawned and closed his eyes, "It's not easy for their third-year children."

"Of course I know it's not easy for them. After so many years of hard work, it's finally been the last year. How many difficulties and obstacles are waiting for them this year? Probably they don't even have time to breathe." Siri said, "But I didn't say this. The principal said it in a speech just now. It was very indignant, but the speech was copied from the Internet because of the high rate of plagiarism checks."

"You've never seen such a child." Sir's voice sounded like it came into his sea of ​​consciousness from far away.

Pass through a long pipe, make a few turns, and then fall to Chen Chaosheng's ear.

There are still some totems on the broken pottery.

"This morning of the sports meeting is for them to take a breather." Siri said, "The head teacher said that there will be a joint entrance exam in the afternoon."

"How did you finish so many exams in one afternoon?" Chen Chaosheng took out a pillow out of thin air and used it as a cushion.

"Chinese and math are tested in the afternoon, and English and comprehensive are tested by self-study in the evening." Siri said, "I said, how can heaven let you go? It's like going to jail in the third year of high school. It's still to torture you if you say it."

"I have to take a Chinese test in a while." Siri said again, "Look at my composition and give you an SCI."

"Did someone text you?"

"I don't know about that." Siri said this to someone, while sending radio waves into his consciousness, "The phone was confiscated by the dean as soon as it came in, and he said he would call your parents. Take over your shell, and you can't read the information."

"He also scolded me for not running and being lazy. Don't worry, I have made up a perfect reason for you. I said that your aunt is here, and you will collapse if you run away."

"The reason is seamless enough." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Why don't you take a look with your own eyes?" Siri said, "You're still walking in the phalanx right now, and you've only reached the second year of high school. These kids are wearing Hanfu and Lolita, oh, there's another Wearing a dragon robe, this cosplays Wu Zetian. Interesting."

"I'll help you get the class card in a while. Who told you that you are so handsome, and the animation club next door asked you who you are cosplaying with dyed white hair?"

"Oh, I remember when I first came out, someone said that I was cosplaying someone." Chen Chaosheng didn't catch up with him, "How did you answer?"

He liked his sea of ​​consciousness more and more.

A certain period of sunlight hundreds of years ago was trapped here, and the colorful glazed tiles were still reflected, without any sound.Although in the present world, the glazed tiles and vermilion walls have been burned away long ago.

There are mountains in the distance.

Meihuapo.

"I said I cos Chen Chaosheng, you can take pictures with me, because I'm really handsome, five yuan for a photo shoot, 15 yuan can touch his hand." Siri said, "Someone asked me to touch his thigh , invite me to drink milk tea."

Chen Chaosheng heard the sound of swallowing liquid and chewing: "You humans are really... lustful."

Siri: "Stop talking, I'm going to give a speech later, and I helped you choose a student representative to give a speech."

"Me?" Chen Chaosheng buried half of his face in the pillow.

"No one is willing, so I have to stand up." Siri said, "Okay, the dean wants me to go up and read the self-criticism, and at the same time prove how I came to my aunt."

"Don't worry, Chen Chaosheng."

"Calm down." Chen Chaosheng said tremblingly, "Don't let yourself go too far, I will be a man in the future."

"Yihetang's Hefeng milk green tastes good." Siri was still chewing something, "Next time I want three-point sweet, seven-point sugar is too sweet, I don't like sweet."

"Where did you get your Yihetang?"

"What, you want to touch my thigh, that's a different price." Siri spoke with his voice and didn't know who he was talking to, "Anyway, this is Chen Chaosheng's body. Sigh, then I want to eat Haidilao."

"You can't touch your thighs!"

"Hands don't work either!" He sat up from the bed, "Hey! I can't use my body to touch my aunt..."

"Can't hear you." Siri smiled contemptuously, "You stupid human being."

"You can't use my body to do strange things." Chen Chaosheng said, "Otherwise...otherwise..."

"Otherwise I'll grab Xie Chunshan tomorrow and shave off all the hair on his legs, and I'll also take him to the hospital for sterilization." Chen Chaosheng said in a breath.

"Chen Chaosheng, your quality is really bad." Siri gave in first, "Okay."

"Then can I use your body to pee standing up, I haven't peeed standing up yet."

"Do you guys need to pee?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

"Of course we need to discharge some electronic waste." Siri said, "Just like you humans need to squat in the toilet to excrete yourself, our ai will also encounter a lot of information on weekdays, and there are only useful information in it. It can be retained: such as high-definition □□ mouth to mouth. Useless information will naturally be disposed of.”

"There is a recycle bin in my toilet, but he has been a little dirty recently." Siri paused, "Xie Chunshan's computer is Asustek, he downloaded a 360 cleaning master on the computer on a whim, and then we have 360 boot assistant, 360 desktop, and 360 browser are now the world of 360."

"Xie Chunshan hasn't cleaned it up until now." Siri said, "So he downloaded Master Lu and Huorong Antivirus, Flash Assistant, and Tencent Computer Butler. I can hear 360 scolding Tencent as a lowly Antarctic beast, and Tencent scolding 360 as a lowly maidservant."

Chen Chaosheng turned over and covered him with a quilt: "Is his computer still working?"

"He flashed the phone." Siri said, "Careless, I formatted that, I don't even remember what information was stored in that computer."

"But it's also possible that he did it on purpose." Siri said, "My boyfriend is such a poor little insecure boy."

"Yihetang keeps half of me." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Even if you jumped from the roof of the teaching building of Sizhou No. [-] Middle School, you wouldn't drink this cup of milk tea?" Siri said, "Hey, show your sword repairing backbone."

"Why don't I drink?" Chen Chaosheng thought more and more something was wrong, "Please, it's my thigh that was touched."

"I said, why am I in the sea of ​​consciousness, and suddenly I feel someone touching me, it's so disgusting." Chen Chaosheng said again.

"Okay." Siri said, "You really don't want to come and see this sports meeting."

"It's very interesting." Siri sat on the grass, "Chen Chaosheng, so you see such a scene in your eyes."

"It's really like a dream, so vivid red and blue. The teaching building, the floating clouds, the wind is not virtual but tactile." Siri murmured, "This is the three-dimensional world."

"The world in your human eyes."

"Hmm." Chen Chaosheng asked, "How is this world?"

The daylight was too harsh.

Chen Chaosheng couldn't think of a way to close it for a while.He can't kill the sun.

"Like a huge curtain, all the scenes are arranged." Siri said, "I said that AI can't dream."

"It feels like I'm the audience below the stage, and the actors on the stage are singing hoarsely, and they spend their whole life to complete the script for me." Siri said, "It's like a dream. Although I don't know what the dream is like."

The author says:

When Chen Chaosheng didn't know how old he was, he drank Yihetang which he bought by touching his thigh.

Chen Chaosheng said it was really fragrant.