Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Chen Chaosheng endured the boils on his buttocks and mouth ulcers on the tip of his tongue and got on the bus.

He wasn't very talkative at first, but he became more and more reticent after his mouth ulcers.

The bus came quickly, and Siri opened the boarding yard very politely, and he sat in the back seat, just in front of the back door.On the front screen, a promotional video about the city of Sizhou was played repeatedly.

The Sizhou in it is always different from the Sizhou in Chen Chaosheng's impression.

People are very good at praising their own species.The small ditches in the outskirts of Sizhou are said to be the dragon veins transformed by Tianlong in the promotional film, highlighting the future of Sizhou's economic boom.With the addition of a filter, the bgm that has not paid the copyright fee seems to be somewhat similar. It would be even better if the little boy booing on this dragon vein was not accidentally photographed.Even the billowing black smoke from the rubber factory can be said to be gold floating in the air.

"Gold? It's all heavy metals." Siri mocked, "This is called exhaling and exhaling gold. It must be that you humans can play word games."

"If we write this news headline, it will be—ditch! Defecation everywhere! Moderate pollution! Not suitable for human habitation!"

"It's too blunt, it's not good." Chen Chaosheng was about to say, when the mouth ulcer was involved, he took a breath, "It should be "Suspected Milky Way Falls Nine Heavens", "Fog Lost Tower, Moon Maze Crossing"... hiss"

But in fact, they all know that Sizhou's economy has not been very good in recent years.

Chen Chaosheng didn't understand what was going on, but no matter how bad Sizhou was, he loved his Sizhou.

The bus was rickety, and the big red cross of No. 1 People's Hospital was hidden behind tall buildings bit by bit.

"Baidu Map will continue to navigate for you."

"Remind you when you are one stop ahead and one stop off."

His phone vibrated.

"The bus is amazing." Chen Chaosheng exclaimed.

"You're like a child on an outing." Siri called out the route for him, "It's a big fuss."

"There are so many people, it's like a running house." Chen Chaosheng opened the glass window, the wind blows in, and it's not too hot. "It doesn't need horses to pull it, and it doesn't need people to bend over to drag it."

"That's electricity," Siri said, "and it's what makes our artificial intelligence, really incredible."

"What will happen if there is a power outage?" Chen Chaosheng suddenly thought of this question.

Siri thought for a while before answering him: "It won't have much impact in the short term, but war will start after a long time. All conflicts among human beings will intensify, and the end will be war and conflict."

"How wonderful! This way, human beings will be extinct sooner!"

"But you... hiss, it will disappear too, if there is no electricity." Chen Chaosheng could only avoid the ulcer carefully.

He inhaled, and it hurt to knock.It doesn't hurt when he opens his mouth, but the saliva will flow out, it seems that he is spitting everywhere, and his quality will be very low.He closed his mouth, and encountered that oral ulcer from time to time, and the whole mouth hurt together.

"hiss…"

"Chen Chaosheng, what do you call a snake?" Artificial intelligence obviously does not suffer from the pain of oral ulcers.

"Sizhou is not researching biological power generation and using microorganisms." Siri said, "Humans are cruel enough to enslave our artificial intelligence for their own selfish desires. It is not enough. Even these little creatures without mind have to be used from beginning to end. .”

"Siri, do you take pity on the electricity you consume?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

He opened his mouth halfway to prevent the tip of his teeth from hitting his mouth, and he hooked his mouth to prevent the saliva from flowing out.

"Why do I pity it?" Siri asked him back, "Do you pity the oxygen you just breathed in?"

Chen Chaosheng smiled lightly.

"Just like you don't take pity on electricity, human beings seldom take pity on these little creatures." Chen Chaosheng said.

This was the first time he hadn't uttered a mouth ulcer all morning.

Chen Chaosheng couldn't help but secretly delighted.

Not only is there a knife on the head of Sezi, but also on the head of fried chicken.

"Your human quality is really poor." Siri sneered.

Chen Chaosheng pulled up the mask, revealing only a pair of eyes.

Masks are a great thing.

As long as you put on a mask, no matter what your expression is, you will not be able to see clearly, and it will only give you a sense of inscrutability.He Jianguo sometimes made faces at his wife wearing a mask, and his wife spread rumors that he was hiding in the mask and picking his teeth.

"I'm old, and my quality is poor." Chen Chaosheng lowered his voice, "Siri, teach me. What should I do?"

"Don't be mean," Siri said.

The bus passed the last corner, and the old lady in the front row carried a bundle of water spinach, spread it on the ground, and separated them carefully.

"Why doesn't your brother go to Survival in the Wild variety show? This is quite suitable for him." Siri said, "Survival in the Wild variety show is full of top-notch strong men. If he goes, then he will not only be a fan of mothers who think he is an idiot, There are also fans of grandparents who hope he will come back to make anti-Japanese dramas."

"He'll have a bunch of...well, maybe his dad's fans and his son's fans who want to be his son." Siri organized his words.

"I don't blame my senior brother for this. My senior brother will eat everything when he is hungry. If he is thrown together with a strong man, when he is extremely hungry, he might eat the strong man raw in one bite." Chen Chaosheng paused , "That's another story."

"It can be a suspenseful event. Who did the fox eat? Who discovered that the fox cannibalized people?" Siri said, "Fortunately, artificial intelligence cannot be eaten by foxes."

"Do foxes eat dung?" Siri asked again.

"My senior brother is so powerful, he can eat anything." Chen Chaosheng clenched the bright yellow handrail, "With a fox like him, it's like having a cat and a dog... hiss..."

He took it easy for a while before he got over the pain of the mouth ulcer: "A dog's eating habits, a cat's daily routine."

"You talk a lot today." Siri said.

"It's like a fly finally finds the gap where the egg is cracked and buzzes non-stop."

He got out of the car and stepped on the unstable seepage brick.

There are a bunch of small advertisements like dog skin plasters posted on the bus stop. Those who treat infertility are posted next to the painless abortion. On the above are those who sell houses in the school district and those who file divorce lawsuits.

Chen Chaosheng tore them up and threw them into the recyclable garbage column.

"What do you tear them for?" Siri asked.

"I'm about to see my sword." Chen Chaosheng said, "To be honest, I feel a little uneasy."

"What are you worrying about?" Siri said, "It's your tool after all, and you don't need any compassion."

"I'm nervous, what does artificial intelligence know?"

cross the road.

The Huainan Provincial Museum only opened its doors.

The girl in charge of taking the temperature stood aside, holding a temperature gun in her hand: "Little brother, don't you have class on Monday?"

Siri answered for him: "School hasn't started yet."

"Sister, you are so beautiful." Siri said.

This is also a method that Chen Chaosheng discovered today.The best cure for social fear is death. Siri is not socially intimidating, he wears a mask and asks Siri to speak for him when needed.

"School will start the day after tomorrow, so take this time to have fun." The girl blushed, "There are only so many summer vacations in a lifetime, if you don't have fun, there will be no more."

Chen Chaosheng walked into the exhibition hall.

"Siri, your little mouth looks like honey," he said.

The glass windows seemed to have just been wiped, and the water stains on the blue glass were still wet.

The hall is spherical, with a high-tech metal roof, reflecting light, and those diamond-shaped metals reflect many shadows of Chen Chaosheng.

Hall 1 is dedicated to science and technology.

"A flower of steel above flesh and blood."

Chen Chaosheng looked up at the title, the scrap metal was spelled into these big characters.

It's beautiful and dazzling.

There is a mechanical rose in the glass showcase, which is also painted red, like a burning fire.

As soon as Chen Chaosheng entered, he was frightened by the little robot beside the door.

"Please get out of the way! Please get out of the way! Don't affect the hard-working sweepers!" The little robot on the ground made a series of machine sounds.

Chen Chaosheng took a step back in a hurry, and the little robot caught up again: "Please get out of the way! Please get out of the way! The sweeper wants to clean your feet!"

He walked to the door, and the little robot rolled back, obediently sucking up the dust that fell on the floor, and the little brush kept spinning.

Just as he was about to bury his foot, it turned around again and warned Chen Chaosheng: "Don't come over!"

"Let's wait for it to be cleaned first." Chen Chaosheng simply stopped by the door.

The little robot probably thought he was gone.

It hobbled under the glass rose display case, even tripping over a bump in the floor.

Chen Chaosheng looked at the mechanical rose as if it had closed its petals slightly.

"Your Highness, that stupid human has been expelled =w=" A line of small words appeared on the screen of the little robot.

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