Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Seeing Jiang Zuo's expression, Shen Zao wrinkled his nose and lost his temper: "What kind of eyes do you have? Don't you believe me? You are my brother, who can cheat you! Besides, if you don't believe me, you have to believe me anyway." Second brother, right?! If my second brother had just recovered from a serious illness recently, and the family worried that he would live alone outside without anyone to take care of him, he would agree to find a roommate, otherwise, how could such a good thing happen? "

Although Shen Zao was a bully in school, since Jiang Zuo accidentally rescued Shen Zao from the hands of the new Professor Yan, the friendship between the two quickly established.

Seeing that Jiang Zuo was indifferent, Shen Zao jumped onto Jiang Zuo's back while he was not paying attention, clamped his feet tightly, and locked Jiang Zuo's neck like a shameless: "Xiao Zuo, you have to sign... my parents I just let it go this morning, or else I’d ask my second brother for a marriage Set it down...you can't let me be charged with murdering my second brother..."

Jiang Zuo was bent over by the sudden weight on his back. Unable to bear the weight of life, he swayed on the spot a few times, his neck was strangled and it was difficult to speak: "But I... I am short on money. ...The rent is too expensive and I can't afford it...Moreover...I will move back to the dormitory after school starts soon...The rent time is not long..."

As soon as Shen Zao heard Jiang Zuo's tone softened, he quickly climbed off him, and said sincerely: "What's the matter? What's wrong with the short rental period? My second brother doesn't want to find a co-tenant. I told me that the lease period and rent in the contract are all blank and you can fill them in by yourself, he just uses them to deal with the family..."

"Anyway, it's blank. I'll ask my second brother to supply the rest of the contract to you at that time. Why don't you fill it in yourself?" Shen Zao persuasively persuaded.

Jiang Zuo blinked, holding back the snot and tears that were so painful that he was about to burst out: "Everyone is a scholar, so talk well if you have something to say, don't pinch me..."

Only then did Shen Zao realize that his thumb and forefinger were pinching a little bit of soft flesh on Jiang Zuo's arm because of nervousness, and he said with a guilty conscience: "... boy, the skin is rough and the flesh is thick, pinch it a few times No problem..."

Jiang Zuo: ... This person is quite funny.

Shen Zao hurriedly remedied: "Another day, I invite you to eat the stuffed siu mai from the newly opened tea garden on Shanque Street! There are also black pepper venison crisps! And matcha coconut milk jelly!"

Jiang Zuo didn't even think about it: "ok, deal."

Shen Zao withdrew his hand, waited for Jiang Zuo to sign his name, held the contract to the light and confirmed it several times before carefully folding it and stuffing it into his pocket.

I have successfully completed the task given by my second brother so smoothly, so I won't be tied up by my second brother and sent to that damn Professor Yan's bed now, right?Shen Zao subconsciously rubbed his sore and limp back, but he thought that his happiness was built on the skin of his good buddy, and he couldn't help feeling the heat from the corners of his eyes. He held Jiang Zuo's with some emotion. He said: "Left, if you get injured or disabled in the future, just go to the opposite hospital and look for my second brother, and I will pay all the expenses!"

Jiang Zuo: ...Oh, okay, the feelings have faded.

After completing the task, Shen Zao looked refreshed, and he handed Jiang Zuo the apartment key that his second brother had given him in advance in another pocket, and patted him on the shoulder: "Then I'll go back and deal with my second brother! "

"I'll go with you." Jiang Zuo, who was about to leave, bent over to put on his shoes, "By the way, did Dr. Shen tell me when I can move here?"

"Of course, the sooner the better!" Shen Zao leaned on the gate and waited for Jiang Zuo, and said righteously, "Do you want to go back and pack your things? Let's go, brother, I'll give you a ride!"

The two went downstairs, Shen Zao's car and personal driver were waiting downstairs, the driver sitting in the front straightened his hat, sat up straight, turned his head and asked, "Young master, are you going back to the house now? "

Hearing the familiar voice, Jiang Zuo stretched his head to look while fastening his seat belt. He didn't expect to see the kind-hearted uncle driver who took him to Shen's Hospital yesterday. He was sitting in the driver's seat with his face full. Dui Xiao asked where Shen Zao was going.

I also caught a glimpse of Jiang Zuo's uncle driver who was also surprised. The person who was specially taken care of by the second young master of the Shen family can sit in the back seat with all four limbs today?He blurted out without thinking: "Little brother, why are you still alive..."

Jiang Zuo:?

Only then did Shen Zao pat his head and think secretly that he made a mistake, he just asked the driver Lao Gao to pretend to be a taxi driver yesterday, and got Jiang Zuo to the second brother's hospital, how could he forget this today.

The uncle driver also noticed his slip of the tongue at this time, he coughed, and said in a low voice: "I saw that your stomach hurt so badly yesterday, I thought it was some terminal illness... It's fine, it's fine... You are young of……"

Shen Zao smoothed things over: "This is my new driver, I just started working this morning, why did you two know each other before?" After asking, he turned around and reported the address to Lao Gao, asking him to drive to Jiang Zuo's place first.

So, Jiang Zuo told Shen Zao everything about his stomach ache after eating fried fish yesterday, meeting the driver uncle, and going to Shen's Hospital.

Shen Zao, who knew the cause and effect long ago, looked at the ignorant Jiang Zuo who still didn't know anything, and a trace of sadness surged in his heart uncontrollably, so he had no choice but to turn a corner and leave a reminder for Jiang Zuo: "... ...My second brother has a weird temper, you usually follow him a bit... the life of a dog is important!"

Jiang Zuo nodded: "Your second brother's temper is quite strange... At first, he was not used to Dr. Shen's enthusiasm, but he is actually very kind, but he is a bit of a servant girl, and he has to do everything by himself... "

Both Shen Zao and the driver in the front row had weird expressions: ... Are we talking about the same second young master of the Shen family?

Until Jiang Zuo got off the car, Shen Zao and the driver uncle were still in a trance.

When Jiang Zuo returned to his place of residence, he saw that two bodyguards were guarding the door and they were still not there at this time of day, and he didn’t know what happened to them who also ate dried fish yesterday... Jiang Zuo couldn’t help but feel a little worried, and entered with apologies. At the door of the house, he took out his mobile phone and dialed Song Jingyu's number.

The phone rang several times before it was connected.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a pale golden letter slipped in through the crack of the door and fell on the ground, with the word "urgent" stuck on it in red. Jiang Zuo bent down and picked up the letter, expressing condolences to the other end of the phone Song Jingyu didn't come to work yesterday, did something happen at home?

Song Jingyu on the other end of the phone was feeling a little irritable. He fell on the bed, thinking that he hadn't been able to go out since he was called home the day before yesterday. Although the excuse of his family was that his grandfather was not feeling well and asked him to stay at home to take care of him, but he I vaguely knew in my heart that something had happened and I was grounded.This morning he inadvertently heard his parents say that he recently provoked someone who shouldn't be provoked, but when he came back to think about it, he couldn't figure out what kind of big shot he had offended, which would make the family so cautious and trembling.

Song Jingyu didn't reveal these annoying thoughts to Jiang Zuo, but simply told him in a relaxed tone that there were some small things at home that just needed to be resolved by him.

Jiang Zuo let out an "oh" and asked again: "Then the two bodyguards who went back yesterday are alright?"

"yesterday?"

"Hmm...it was the two bodyguards who changed shifts later, I accidentally let them eat something that wasn't quite right...Anyway, tell them there's an oil leak in their stomach, don't panic, I went to the hospital for an examination yesterday, it's nothing It's a big problem, just put a diaper on it." Jiang Zuo held the phone on his shoulder, and was busy opening the envelope with both hands.

Song Jingyu, who didn't know what to say, paused for a moment: "...What bodyguards are changing?" He only sent two people there on the first night, and they came back the next day. How could anyone go to change shifts?

Jiang Zuo, who opened the letterhead, was so shocked that his brother sent him an engagement invitation card that he took out from the envelope, his mind went blank, and he didn't listen to Song Jingyu's words at all. He replied absent-mindedly: "Well... they I'm fine...thanks, brother! I'll hang up if I have something to do!"

Putting the mobile phone back into his trouser pocket, Jiang Zuo walked quickly to the bed, sat down, and carefully looked at the invitation in his hand.

The name of his elder brother Jiang Ning was written on the invitation, and Jiang Zuo couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his eyes when he saw the name of the engagement partner next to him.

Why is the name of my brother's engagement partner so manly and the same name as the current hot actor Lu Shihao...

Jiang Zuo knew that his brother's scandal with the film king was quite rumored some time ago, and there were hot searches on Weibo all day long, but he didn't take it seriously, thinking that it was just a common movie promotion method, why? Suddenly talking about getting engaged?

The invitation letter was signed the day before yesterday, and the letterhead probably arrived yesterday or this morning, and the engagement banquet was scheduled for tomorrow night, and the time seemed rushed. Jiang Zuo, who didn't know exactly what happened, thought about tomorrow If you see your brother late, you should ask about the situation carefully.

Since he was going to attend his brother's engagement banquet tomorrow night, Jiang Zuo had no choice but to ask Sister Hong for another day off tomorrow night. Some high-pitched and sharp voices interrupted him, saying that she and Lao Xu had won a luxury ten-day tour in Hawaii this morning, and they happily told Jiang Zuo not to come to work for the next ten days. I'm going to go out to make up for my honeymoon.

When it came to the end, Sister Hong suddenly thought of something: "By the way, Xiao Zuo, the small house you live in is said to be demolished, so people can move out as soon as possible... Don't worry, why don't you come to Sister Hong's house recently Stay for a few days? Anyway, the two of us will not be here for a few days, and I will arrange a new place for you as soon as Sister Hong comes back..."

Jiang Zuo, who was worried and didn't know how to speak, told him that he had found another place to live, and the worried Sister Hong repeatedly confirmed with Jiang Zuo that he did have a new foothold, not because he didn't want to. I was embarrassed to decline, and then hung up the phone.

Feeling that he signed the contract with Dr. Shen as soon as possible, Jiang Zuo took out his luggage bag, blown off the dust that fell on it, and started to pack his few things.

There were not many clothes, only a few thin summer and autumn clothes, so they were all packed in a short while. When packing up the odds and ends, Jiang Zuo found out the leg hair artifact he just bought not long ago. It was when he was going home After seeing the advertisement on the telephone pole on the road, I bought a new product specially designed to prevent thick leg hair and help men with thinning hair regain confidence. The product is made of artificial fiber, which feels smooth and soft, and the adhesive is The newly developed high-tech transparent quick-drying adhesive can make the sticking place seamless, and it can last for up to a week without falling off.

Not long after I bought it, Jiang Zuo was sent to the mission world. I almost forgot about such an artifact. When I found it today, Jiang Zuo felt like he had dug a treasure. He immediately unpacked it and followed the instructions. The operation played sticky leg hair.

Jiang Zuo concentrated on sticking for more than three hours before covering both legs. He straightened his back that was so sore and stiff, and seeing the dense blackness on his legs, he couldn't control his heart. With a strong sense of pride, in order to appreciate his legs exuding abundant male hormones, Jiang Zuo even specially changed into a pair of short beach pants, stood on the balcony and looked at it carefully under the natural light.

The leg hair exposed outside the beach shorts was very soft, fluttering gently with the breeze, and looked black with shimmers in the sun.

In a good mood, Jiang Zuo squatted on the ground humming an out-of-tune tune and continued to pack his things. He looked at his legs from time to time, thinking wildly that the rent hadn't been set by Dr. Shen... Thinking about it, Jiang Zuo's thoughts It all went to my brother.

After experiencing so many disharmonious worlds, Jiang Zuo couldn't help but think of unharmonious things: the elder brother and the film king, who is the one who was caught by the crispy duck...

After packing everything into the luggage bag, Jiang Zuo, who stood up while clapping his hands, was too absorbed in his thoughts to notice that he was hit by a sharp corner of the open drawer above, and Jiang Zuo immediately burst out in pain. With tears in his eyes, he covered his back and knelt on the ground in a wrinkled face, and then fell to the ground with a "slap".

Jiang Zuo was soft on the ground like a dead dog. After the pain finally subsided, he stood up slowly, and fumbled out the ointment in the drawer. He wrinkled his nose and lifted the hem of his clothes. Looking at his back in the closet mirror, he wanted to apply some ointment to his broken skin and red patches.

A few inches of slender waist was reflected in the closet mirror, Jiang Zuo turned his head, and saw the lower half of his back waist, all covered with familiar red marks.

He didn't know when his back turned into a wild strawberry garden, Jiang Zuo stared blankly, hooked the edge of his trousers and pulled it down, and saw the strawberries growing wildly and vigorously, spreading all the way to his trousers At the end of the edge, the growth is still very gratifying.

But last night, I obviously didn't get crushed on the bed, and even ran to Dr. Shen's room to avoid the whole night...

The puzzled Jiang Zuo almost burst into tears: Lao Tzu Qiao Lima will commit suicide now! !

Desperate and confused, Jiang Zuo fell helplessly on the bed again, weeping silently, and after a while, Jiang Zuo sat up from the bed abruptly.

If he had glued the leg hair magic weapon all over his body, could it be that the male ghost who pestered him still slammed his mouth?Even if he licked his mouth, it was full of hairs. Jiang Zuo couldn't help blushing at the thought of this: Hahahahaha my tonsils flew 300 meters with laughter hahahahahaha.

Before this perfect plan could be implemented, Jiang Zuo received a message from Dr. Shen, saying that he had arrived downstairs to pick Jiang Zuo back together.

Feeling that something important was on his mind, Jiang Zuo was carrying a luggage bag with a blushing face, and ran downstairs on two short legs in his big pants, and when he saw the downstairs stop He was driving a black off-road vehicle, and he leaned forward and knocked on the window.

Shen Yitang lowered the car window, and Jiang Zuo's tender cheeks that were reddened by the hasty running downstairs were exposed outside the window: "Doctor Shen! Thank you for coming to pick me up!"

When Jiang Zuo spoke, there was an excited vibrato at the end of his voice.

Shen Yitang suppressed the little throbbing in her heart, and nodded to him.At this time, the sky gradually darkened, and the street lamps not far away turned on one by one.Shen Yitang watched Jiang Zuo open the rear car door, and threw the luggage bag into the back seat.He was still wearing the shirt from last night, but he had changed into a pair of black leggings underneath, and a pair of wide beach shorts outside the leggings.

After placing the luggage bag, Jiang Zuo bent down and sat in the passenger cab, turned sideways to fasten the seat belt, then turned his head, blushed and said to Shen Yitang: "I'm done, let's go! "

The light in the car was bright, and Shen Yitang could see clearly that the black tights on Jiang's left leg were not black tights at all, but his black and shiny legs covered with thick leg hair.

Shen Yitang: "..."

Jiang Zuo tilted his head and blinked: Do you want to take away your cutie, the kind with two hundred catties of leg hair.