Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Zuo was holding the diaper in his hand. The pink sensual piglets printed on the diaper were posing with charming hot eyes, and the brand name was printed on the side in gaudy fonts and colors: "Pink Buttocks Temptation" ", Jiang Zuo couldn't help but fell into a long silence, restraining himself from throwing the diaper to the ground: ...What kind of diaper is so flirty, the chicken coop can hardly hold you! ! !

Shen Yitang lowered his eyelids and looked at Jiang Zuo without saying a word. The clinic room was well lit. The young man in front of him drooped his eyelids, the corners of his eyes drooped low, and the long black eyelashes with a bit of moisture were tangled together wetly. Holding the diaper with the pink piglet printed on it in his hand, his slender and graspable wrist stretched out from the cuff, and a few blue and purple veins protruded slightly from his wrist, but he didn't see any movement for a long time.

The corners of Shen Yitang's eyes turned up slightly in pleasure, he pressed the corners of his mouth, and lowered his voice, which sounded a little displeased: "What, do you need help?"

Jiang Zuo came back to his senses, he suddenly raised his head, hastily and flatly refused: "...No need!!"

Shen Yitang didn't speak, just snorted softly from the tip of his nose, the meaning was unknown.

It was only then that Jiang Zuo felt that his reply was too quick and straightforward. On the one hand, he was worried that Dr. Shen's good intentions would be hurt if he rejected him, and on the other hand, he was afraid that he would not refuse decisively according to Dr. Shen's enthusiasm for service. He really might have to help himself put on diapers himself, so Jiang Zuo had no choice but to explain meekly: "I just did some calculations and found that these diapers don't fit me... Doctor Shen, why don't you change the style for me more easily of?"

The air conditioner in the clinic was blowing, and Jiang Zuo, who felt his legs were cold, unconsciously twisted his legs and stepped on the instep of his left foot when he spoke, and bent his left leg to stick his knee to the knee of his right leg. Here, trying to absorb some insignificant warmth.The white socks on his left and right feet were also bunched together, and it was conceivable that the white toes wrapped inside were all pitifully shrunk, as if they were about to snuggle together for warmth.

Jiang Zuo didn't seem to be aware of the small movements of his feet, and continued to hold his head up to discuss with Dr. Shen: "I am a very simple person, and I don't pursue any tricks... a simple one is fine... or I put a piece of white cloth in my trousers... that's right, isn't white cloth green and environmentally friendly?! Doctor Shen, do you think this is possible?"

Jiang Zuo, who was once again amazed by his ingenuity, almost laughed into shock mode. He stretched his neck and approached Shen Yitang, looking at him with a pair of dark eyes full of expectation.

Shen Yitang glanced down, his eyebrows moved slightly, and under the cover of the mask, he slowly licked his lips, then suddenly raised his hand and pushed Jiang Zuo.

The unsuspecting Jiang Zuo was taken aback, staggered and took half a step back, the back of his thigh hit the edge of the examination table, he couldn't stabilize his body, fell backwards unexpectedly, then his back felt cold, The entire upper body fell on the examination table, posing on all fours.

Not understanding why a simple refusal and a witty proposal would turn into a physical conflict, two confused question marks slowly appeared on Jiang Zuo's head:? ?

Before Jiang Zuo could figure it out, Shen Yitang took two steps forward, took the crumpled diaper out of Jiang Zuo's hand, and "teared" it with two slender fingers. Tear off the sticky paper on the side, and then fasten the diaper on Jiang Zuowei very neatly, covering the dazzling white area.

Everything happened too quickly and before he could react, he was forced to wear shameful piggy diapers. Jiang Zuo didn't know whether he should lose his temper and accuse Dr. Shen of taking the initiative to help him put on the angry diapers. It's better to thank him for his kind and enthusiastic attitude towards the patients. Jiang Zuo opened his mouth dumbly, and wanted to say something after he closed it, but he still didn't utter a word for a long time when he opened his mouth again.

Jiang Zuo, who finally chose to give up, was paralyzed with a decadent face, his limbs were limply hanging aside, his eyes were empty: oh, so hi.

After doing all this, Shen Yitang did not let go of Jiang Zuo, but bent down, put his hands on the sides of his head, looking down at his dark eyes, deep and dark, as if hiding What complex emotions, there is nothing upon closer inspection.

Jiang Zuo, who felt that the posture was a bit inappropriate, tried to look back with his eyes wide open, trying to divert Dr. Shen's attention before he made another overly enthusiastic move: "Doctor Shen... am I going to stay in the hospital for observation? Then I... I'll go through a hospitalization procedure..."

Shen Yitang stared at him for a while before retracting his hand. He bent down and picked up the pants that Jiang Zuo had just taken off on the ground. When Jiang Zuo just sat up, he grabbed his ankle and helped him hold his leg firmly. Putting it into the trouser legs, Jiang Zuo twisted his waist and shrank his legs to snatch the trousers from Shen Yitang's hand: "Dr.

The trousers had already reached the knees, but because Jiang Zuo was sitting, he couldn't put them on any further. Shen Yizhang withdrew his hand, patted Jiang Zuo's face, and said in a cold voice, "Stand up."

Jiang Zuo held his trousers with both hands, and decided to stand firm no matter what happened this time, he straightened his neck in a loud voice and refused righteously: "I don't!!!"

Shen Yitang slowly narrowed his eyes: "Don't want to wear it?" He quietly glanced at Jiang Zuo, then suddenly sneered, his voice seemed to hide ice, "Then go out with your butt naked."

Jiang Zuo who didn't guess the ending: ...Why are you such a sub?

Seeing that Jiang Zuo didn't move, Shen Yitang made a gesture to pull off his half-dressed pants, Jiang Zuo pretended to be careless and said quickly: "My waist is so sore from sitting, I'll stand up and take it off first. "

Jiang Zuo hurriedly jumped off the examination table and stood up straight with a "swipe" before he finished speaking to support the scene, and obediently asked Dr. Shen to help him put his pants on.

Waiting for Dr. Shen to put on his trousers with one arm around his waist, and then neatly tuck the bottom of his shirt into the trousers, almost the whole body is stuck to Dr. Shen's chest, Jiang Zuo this time No matter how much I lied to myself, I had to admit with a sigh: This Dr. Shen looks young and tall, but unexpectedly he loves to work so hard. I'm afraid he is a born servant girl...

After dressing Jiang Zuo neatly, Shen Yitang ignored Jiang Zuo's sympathetic eyes when he looked at him, nodded at him lukewarmly, and said, "Come with me."

With diapers on hand, Jiang Zuo, who is no longer afraid of oil leakage from the skin duck, took big strides confidently, followed behind Shen Yitang, and let him lead him around in the hospital. Gradually slowed down and walked more and more slowly, and finally stopped at the same place and looked at the hospital gate behind him in confusion: "...Aren't you going to go through the hospitalization procedures? Where are you going?"

"The hospital beds are tight, and there is no spare space." Shen Yitang didn't look back, "I have an apartment nearby, you can rest there tonight, if there is any situation in the middle of the night, I will take emergency measures, and if the situation is urgent, go directly to The hospital will not delay either."

Jiang Zuo didn't believe the dog doctor's nonsense at all: "There was such a big bed in the consulting room just now! Do you think I can't see it?"

Jiang Zuo became vigilant, and felt more and more that Dr. Shen might have no good intentions for being so enthusiastic about him just now, maybe it was just to relax his vigilance and the real intention was to deceive himself into illegal kidney trading?

Shen Yitang stopped, he turned his head halfway, his eyes fell lightly: "Aren't you afraid of sleeping alone?"

Jiang Zuo: ...Your words are so hurtful.

Even so, Jiang Zuo still stubbornly stood there, unwilling to follow him.

Before the two of them appeared at the door, there was an old Chinese doctor with gray temples smoking a cigarette at the door during the shift change. After a while, two people came out of the hospital, one was wearing a white coat, and the other was wearing a white coat. Wearing casual clothes, probably a patient, the two seemed to have some disputes at the door, he didn't care, he just pricked up his ears and listened to what the two said, hoping to use it when he had tea with other old colleagues tomorrow Talking about the supplementary materials of the contemporary doctor-patient relationship, so he continued to lean on the big pillar next to him without saying a word, took a slow breath of the cigarette, and let the breath hold in his lungs.

Seeing that the two people not far from the door did not move for a long time, as if they were in a stalemate, the old Chinese doctor wanted to join in the fun, and used his years of experience to resolve the dispute between the two young people. When I approached, I saw that the sideways person was wearing a mask, but the mole on his eyelid was clearly dazzling. The old Chinese doctor shivered, threw the cigarette on the ground without thinking, and hurriedly stamped it out with his cloth shoes , This is the first time in this life that I hate myself so much for this stinking problem that loves to join in the fun.

Just as he was about to run away, he saw Shen Yitang's peripheral vision had already swept over him. The old Chinese doctor froze, and abruptly turned in the direction of the two of them, but he didn't leave yet. He had already bowed several times when he came to the front, and he kept wiping the cold sweat on his forehead with the cuff of his yellowed white coat. His usual three-inch tongue could only stammer and spit out one word over and over again. : "Shen...shen...shen..."

"If you don't want to, you can sleep in the hospital." Shen Yitang didn't look at him, just smiled contemptuously at Jiang Zuo, and said coolly, "I heard that the morgue on the ground floor of the hospital has disappeared recently... "

While speaking, he turned his face to the side, and looked at the old Chinese doctor standing beside him calmly.The old Chinese doctor was shocked, knowing in his heart that if he didn't answer the words well, Second Young Master Shen would make him answer the phrase "You can donate your tongue to those in need" that you saw on the Internet a few days ago. Thinking about it, he seemed to be able to imagine the feeling of emptiness in his mouth, and the knotted tongue straightened out all of a sudden. What he had just overheard came to his mind, and he connected it with the ghost story he read to his grandson every night before going to bed. He picked up the conversation almost immediately.

The old Chinese doctor sighed first: "Oh! Bengti! Those missing corpses were found in other places in the hospital! Some of them were under the beds of some patients, and some of them went to the toilet I don’t know which dead boy did such a sinful thing like moving a corpse! Surveillance cameras are all broken for no reason... Recently, many hospitalized patients have claimed that they saw corpses running by themselves in the middle of the night. What is the nonsense of waking up? Anyway, it’s too noisy. Several people frightened and said that they want to be transferred to the hospital, and some are even more crazy. They even said that they want to find a Taoist to come to the hospital to exorcise evil spirits. I think they are out of their minds and need to go. It’s right to go to evil! The dean got angry when he found out about this, saying that all the crazy guys who caused this gang to make trouble will have to be transferred to the psychiatric department tomorrow!”

The old Chinese doctor, who was getting better, looked eagerly at Jiang Zuo after finishing speaking: "Is the little brother in a hurry to be hospitalized? If not, why don't you come back tomorrow? There will probably be a large number of vacant beds tomorrow! You are Dr. Shen's patient, We attach great importance to it, we have to reserve the most luxurious single room ward for you! It’s just a little closer to the mortuary..."

Before finishing listening, Jiang Zuo walked a few steps in Shen Yitang's direction: "It's a bit cold tonight, let's hurry up, don't talk about strange topics on the side of the road in the middle of the night, I'm not interested in listening."

After bidding farewell to the old Chinese doctor, Lu Jiangzuo first followed Shen Yitang to the opposite side of the road from the hospital entrance, then entered the gate of the opposite community, until he took the elevator to the apartment that Shen Yitang said. They are all like a confused baby duck who has just been born with no sense of security, clinging to Dr. Shen's back step by step, for fear that he will throw him away, and from time to time secretly pinch Shen Yitang's white coat and turn to look at himself Is there anything suspicious following behind?

The apartment that Shen Yitang mentioned is not too big, about eighty or ninety square meters. Although the layout is simple and the daily necessities are complete, careful people can find that there is no trace of life in the house, and the objects are almost They are all brand new, not like someone lived in them before, but Jiang Zuo has been in a daze since hearing the words of the old Chinese doctor Hu Su, let alone paying attention to them.

Shen Yitang placed Jiang Zuo in the room next to the master bedroom. The layout and colors of the room are very simple, and there is a small bathroom. Everything is clean and spotless, and the toiletries and bedding are all ready. , Even the pajamas were folded and placed on the neat quilt, as if the owner had foreseen that someone would move into this room a long time ago.

After Shen Yitang mentioned to Jiang Zuo that the master bedroom was next to the guest room, if something happened, he could call him, leaving Jiang Zuo alone in the room and going out.

Jiang Zuo, who was exhausted after a day of tossing around, held the pajamas on the bed, and changed into them after a simple wash.After turning off the light, Jiang Zuo obediently got into bed and lay down, feeling the comfortable and smooth silk pajamas on his body, thinking that he must thank Dr. Shen well tomorrow, but he didn't know how to thank Dr. Shen, so he was confused. Fell asleep in a daze.

After sleeping until midnight, Jiang Zuo was awakened by the familiar chill again. He opened his eyes, and in the dark, he could feel that the room was covered by a large cloud of fog. Jiang Zuo shivered, sat up and used Wrapping herself tightly in the quilt, she tried to threaten the air with her trembling voice: "Don't mess with me, it's scary when I get angry!!"

Jiang Zuo held his breath and listened carefully to see if there was any movement, while thinking about the nonsense that the abbot of the temple said in the morning, "fuck this ghost, it will go away naturally", and his eyes were a little dry, waiting for something weird Something appeared to crisp his skin, Jiang Zuo decided to take the initiative to attack. He hugged the pillow, took a deep breath, and with the determination of a strong man breaking his wrist, he closed his eyes and rushed out of the door screaming. Shen Yitang rushed to the room.

Rushing into the master bedroom and closing the door forcefully, Jiang Zuo pressed his back against the door and panted heavily, waiting for a little recovery before looking at the room.

Dr. Shen was not there, and there was no one in the room, only the bed was a little messy, and a floor lamp standing in the corner gave off a dim light, wondering if something happened to Dr. Shen, Jiang Zuo couldn't help swallowing hard.

In the silence, there was a slight "creak" sound from the door, and the doorknob was pushed down slowly. Jiang Zuo trembled in fright. He raised the pillow high, and was about to strike before he fainted from fright. Covering myself with a pillow, I saw the door slowly opened, and the faint light from the lamp in the room first fell on a bony and lonely hand, which held a cup filled with smoking milky white liquid.Then the light gradually expanded, and Jiang Zuo's little heart was beating wildly and he was almost out of breath. When the door was fully opened, Jiang Zuo, who was about to be suffocated by himself, could see clearly. Dr. Shen was standing at the door in pajamas, with one hand Holding the doorknob, the other hand held a cup of steaming milk.

His hair was a little disheveled, and the collar of his pajamas was turned up to one side. It was unavoidable for ordinary people to look sloppy, but he had a rather lazy posture.The mask on his face had been taken off at this time, and he could clearly see his cold but almost bloodless face, there was still a trace of sickness scattered between the frowning brows, and there was a gleam in his black eyes. There was a beam of cold light, a little mole on the top of the slightly raised narrow eyelids silently, and the color of the thin lips was also slightly pale.He has an extremely beautiful appearance, but he can't hide the sinister aura beneath his face, like a tired spring that grows suddenly on thousands of tombs and graves, which makes people look away in fear.

At this moment, his cold face was shattered and divided by the dim light and shadow in the room. Accompanied by that lazy and undisciplined demeanor, there was a trace of decadent beauty that made people tremble indistinctly. Down a few points.Therefore, only when Jiang Zuo looked at it for the first time, there was a kind of stress reaction of human beings with cold hairs standing on their backs when encountering danger, but when he looked closely, Jiang Zuo's head only had "" This dog doctor looks really jb good-looking, jb is not as good-looking as him" This thought, it seems that the sense of crisis that came from nowhere just now is just my own illusion.

Seeing Jiang Zuo appearing in his room in the middle of the night, Shen Yitang did not show any surprise, he stood at the door holding the glass of milk in his hand and asked in a dull tone: "What are you doing here?"

Jiang Zuo didn't dare to go back to his room and stayed alone, hugging the soft pillow in his arms tightly, his thin arms were deeply sunk in the fluffy cotton, he was nervous but still pretended to be nonchalant Jiang Zuo patted the bed with one free hand: "It's cold, why not talk on the bed if you have something to say?"

The author has something to say: woo woo woo woo I finally finished my graduation thesis and went back to China to provoke TT^TT