Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

The egg-stick panties clearly outlined the outline and color of the bottom, but Jiang Zuo, who didn't realize it at all, approached Fu Shiyu with a smile on his face, trying to arouse his disgust towards the crispy duck with rambunctious words.

Fu Shiyu's eyes were dark, he raised his eyelids, and what fell into his eyes were Jiang Zuo's soaked and transparent white trousers. He turned his head slightly, and a trace of inconspicuous blush spread from the base of his neck up.

362, who has seen through everything, persuaded me with good words: why don't I think this is useful... The host still listens to my advice, don't hide the skin first, otherwise the consequences may be very serious...

Jiang Zuo didn't believe it at all: ...don't gossip here to confuse the public, I'll create some childhood shadows for him, in the future when he thinks of crispy duck, he just wants to poach his eyes.

Thinking of the painful fact that he has been persecuted by crispy ducks in the past few worlds, Jiang Zuo, who is almost distorted by his fragile psychology, now has a rare opportunity to fight back and take revenge. Of course, he can't let it go easily. Thinking of this, Jiang Zuo's behavior The more presumptuous he became, he laughed twice excitedly, and then sat down on Fu Shiyu's lap.He grasped the freshly roasted chicken greasyly with one hand, and supported Fu Shiyu on the right side of Fu Shiyu's head with the other hand, enclosing him between his small chest, the rock wall and the roast chicken .

Jiang · Domineering Juju · Zuo Gong arched his ass, looking down at Fu Shiyu, his smile gradually became wicked: "How about it, do you feel a little bit of fear and fear now, and even want to cry out loud?

Fu Shiyu turned his eyes away from him, and his hoarse voice gradually tightened: "...you go down."

Jiang Zuo was very dissatisfied: "Man! Please pay attention to the way you speak! Do you know that you are chatting with the cutest person in the world right now?!!"

362:"……"

Fu Shiyu raised his chin slightly, looked at Jiang Zuo with a fixed face, and his solemn black suit made his face look like a pile of jade.

He got so close, Jiang Zuo could see the light blue fan-shaped shadow of his black eyelashes falling under his eyelids, the dark eyes of Qingyao reflected the dimness of a little fire not far away, a touch of berry red dyed the The inner side of his thin lips, which had lost some blood color, made that clear and handsome face gradually faint with a touch of charming majesty.

His shallow breath gently flicked on Jiang Zuo's collarbone, carrying a scorching temperature that cannot be ignored.

Jiang Zuo felt that a spark had fallen on the skin at his collarbone. He shivered from the heat, and even his bones became soft. His breathing under the mask was a little unsteady: "Dog man! Stop spreading your breath!" Damn charm!!"

362 suddenly uttered: Have you heard the saying that Jun Zitan dd, villain hides jj?

Jiang Zuo didn't react for a while: ... I heard it, what's the matter?

362 doesn't plan to turn the corner either: emmmmm... Your dd and jj are both exposed.

Jiang Zuo lowered his head, and saw that because of his sitting posture, a small Oreo-flavored umbrella leaked out of his wet slacks at some point.

As if afraid that others would not notice it, the little umbrella was still propped up in a thriving manner.

It never occurred to him that he would be tempted by beauty. Jiang Zuo, who was the first to raise the flag, shook his body. He stabilized his panic and raised his head expressionlessly, trying to deceive himself in a hypnotic way: ... It must be my dazzled eyes (Hide fear with calm jpg)

Jiang Zuo took two deep breaths, trying to maintain his composure, and then he held his breath and lowered his head to confirm again.

There was no rain in the cave, but the small umbrella was still open high. Jiang Zuo, who was hit by the facts in front of him, seemed to have received a huge impact, and his little face turned pale. He was stunned for a while this time, Then he curled up quickly at a lightning speed.

Seeing Jiang Zuo raised his head with an ugly face just now, Fu Shiyu subconsciously lowered his gaze with a trace of curiosity.

Although Jiang Zuo lowered his head for the second time and then curled up his body very quickly, Fu Shiyu had a clear view of what should be seen and what should not be seen.

It seemed that he was choked by the blue smoke from the burning fire, he coughed violently, turned his eyes away and stared at the fire on the other side, and tightly pursed the corners of his mouth, his jaw tensed.

The burning branches under the fire were crackling, and the air distorted by the heat spread to this end. Fu Shiyu could only feel a stream of heat rising from his limbs and bones. Even the corners of the eyes were emptied of some warmth.

Aggrieved, Jiang Zuo buried his tear-filled face on his knees, choked up and unable to speak.

362 couldn't help but let out a gloating chicken cry, but still pretended to comfort the host on the surface: ... don't panic, the problem is not big.

Jiang Zuo, who was crying, was almost laughed out of anger by 362: ... Isn't this a fucking problem? !

Feeling that he might be sick, Jiang Zuo hugged his knees tightly, stood up slowly while maintaining a bent posture, gradually moved away from Fu Shiyu's thigh, and then started to retreat with his legs between his legs.

Jiang Zuo forced a smile, and stepped back step by step: "Well... I'll take my leave for a while..."

362 sighs: ...experienced the ups and downs of life, this smile is warm and pure...

Jiang Zuo almost volleyed with a kick: Death to me! !

Jiang Zuo, who was decent enough to leave, curled up his small body in a corner, buried his head in licking his wounded weak heart.

Fu Shiyu looked at Jiang Zuo who was curled up in the corner, and saw the flickering flames extinguished, reflecting on his slightly thin and thin back, and hooked a faint golden soft light on his protruding spine.

Fu Shiyu moved his lips, and his eyebrows and eyes flickered.

362 wanted to tell his host that his butt groove was also exposed, but after a fierce ideological struggle, 362 still chose to follow his inner thoughts and remained silent.

Unable to figure it out, Jiang Zuo decided to eat a roast chicken first to calm down.

After eating the remaining half of the roast chicken in his hand, Jiang Zuo burped, and finally found a perfect explanation for his reaction just now.

He turned his head, the roots of his ears were glowing red from the light of the fire, and he explained to Fu Shiyu his strange physical reaction just now: "...This can only mean...I'm allergic to men...!!"

362 fell into deep thought: ...by the way...in the face of your abnormal allergic reaction, shouldn't the target be the one to be afraid of...?

Jiang Zuo, who was in a bad mood, issued a warning: I advise you not to provoke me.

Having figured it out, Jiang Zuo lowered his head and pulled the panties carefully, firmly covering all the parts that should be covered. He checked several times to make sure that his little umbrella would not be shaken casually. After he came out, he turned around and picked up a nearby branch to stir the fire.

Jiang Zuo was in the same cave as Fu Shiyu, but he didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore. He folded his legs and sat beside the fire with a cute face. His erratic eyes drifted to Fu Shiyu from time to time, and then he quickly lowered his head to glance at himself The little trousers, as if the small umbrella that could be propped up at any time is a scourge that deserves his vigilance and precautions.

Jiang Zuo scratched the back of his head with messy and upturned hair, with complicated emotions. While he was puzzled by his reaction just now, he was also worried that such a reaction would happen again. Jiang Zuo, who was puzzled, could only lower his head and put it down. The ruthless words warned his own dick: ... If it tilts up again, it will be interrupted a few times!

362: ...is a werewolf.

Fortunately, his little umbrella was safe enough for the next time, Jiang Zuo couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, let go of his guard, he lazily leaned against the rock wall, picked it up and returned it before throwing it into his mouth. For the remaining berries, comfort yourself that as long as you survive today, Fu Shiyu will be rescued tomorrow and you can return to reality and live normally.

362 Curiosity: What is the first thing the host wants to do after returning to reality?

Jiang Zuo chewed a mouth full of sour berries, and thought happily: Of course, he should raise a hundred or eighty lolitas first, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe thought.

362 cruelly punctured Jiang Zuo's fantasy: ...then you can continue to think about it, young people should have their own dreams.

Jiang Zuo was about to refute, when he heard a very thin muffled hum from the side, he turned his head to look, and saw Fu Shiyu propped up on the rock wall and was about to stand up, Jiang Zuo rushed forward before he could think carefully He held on.

Fu Shiyu frowned and lowered his head, looking towards his left foot, Jiang Zuo squatted down following his gaze in puzzlement, and gently lifted Fu Shiyu's left trousers.

The young man's slender and fragile ankle and ankle joint were slightly swollen at this time, probably because of yesterday's fall that sprained his ankle. Jiang Zuo was a little annoyed that he didn't notice it yesterday, which led to his not dealing with his injured left foot in time.

Jiang Zuo put Fu Shiyu's arms around his neck, supported him and moved him to the side of the fire, let him sit against the rock wall, and rolled up the almost dry trousers after washing. shape, and gently placed it under Fu Shiyu's injured ankle.

"...I want to wash my body." Fu Shiyu lowered his eyes, stared at Jiang Zuo's profile, and told him what he wanted to do just now.

"...Then just think about it," Jiang Zuo rolled up his trousers, and raised his eyes upon hearing this, "Do you want to commit suicide if you take a cold shower just when you are sick?"

Under Fu Shiyu's persistent gaze, Jiang Zuo surrendered: "...Line 8...I'll apply cold water to your ankles first, and then wipe your body, so it's all right..."

"Dog man... There are so many things..." Jiang Zuo muttered dissatisfiedly. After Fu Shiyu's trousers were rolled up, he copied the shirt that was almost dry and ran to the nearby stream to wash the clothes. The new shirt was submerged in water again.

The flowing stream still carried the coolness from last night, and his ten fingers on the left side of the river were slightly cool. He moved his fingertips in the water, stirred the shirt in the stream and wetted it, picked it up and wrung it half dry, and then Back in the cave, he folded the wet shirt into the shape of a square scarf, and carefully spread it on Fu Shiyu's slightly swollen ankle.

When the cool shirt was placed on his ankles to absorb the warmth of his skin, and gradually lost the coolness, Jiang Zuo took the shirt away, and went to the stream to soak it in water and wring it out again. Jiang Zuo reluctantly took off Fu Shiyu's clothes and wiped his body clean.

After taking off the remaining pair of underwear, Jiang Zuo, who has learned to behave after having tasted the bitter fruit, no longer dared to be presumptuous at this time: "...you can wear these underwear first..."

Fu Shiyu gently squeezed Jiang Zuo's wrist, his eyes fell on his face, "...help me take it off."

Jiang Zuo shook his hand away: "It's useless to take it off, I won't wipe that strange place for you."

Fu Shiyu coughed, "...It's good to take it out for some air."

Jiang Zuo's heart sank: ...After it's over, this bastard has learned badly.

The picture that 362 was looking forward to was finally about to appear: Yes, it seems that the target has learned how to seduce.

Jiang Zuo: ...die immediately, you disgusting boy.

Jiang Zuo, whose eyes only dared to stick to his wrist, picked up the shirt that was wrapped around Fu Shiyu's ankle and wrung it dry. Without washing it, he slapped it on his face, hypnotizing that he was wiping the table. He wiped it expressionlessly.

Fu Shiyu: "..."

Jiang Zuo: "Whatever you look at, they are all part of your own body, so how can there be distinctions between high and low?"

During the wiping process, Jiang Zuo deliberately avoided a certain part. After wiping Fu Shiyu hastily, Jiang Zuo wiped off the fine sweat from his forehead, quickly put on clothes for Fu Shiyu, and then sat down beside the fire and sighed. Take a long breath.

Before resting for a while, Jiang Zuo patted the ashes on his body and decided to go out to find something to eat. In order not to go out and wander around at night, Jiang Zuo picked a little more fruit this time, and then he picked up some dried fruits. Branches to fuel the fire.

After a busy afternoon, the sky gradually darkened, a smear of dark blue gradually smeared on the sky, thin moon buds hung high in the sky, dots of stars scattered in the clear night sky, insects hiding in the forest The chirping sounded softly.

Jiang Zuo wiped off the fine sweat from his temples with the back of his hand, and dragged his tired body back to the cave. After barely filling his stomach with berries, Jiang Zuo, who was tired all day, collapsed on the ground motionless.

After lying down for a while, the hard ground in the cave already hurt his back. Jiang Zuo, who was lying very uncomfortable, turned over and turned his face downward. After a while, Jiang Zuo, who was sore all over, No longer caring about face, he turned over again and gradually rolled towards Fu Shiyu.

When he got close to Fu Shiyu and lay side by side with him, Jiang Zuo took a deep breath, turned over last, and threw himself into Fu Shiyu's arms.

Jiang Zuo found a comfortable position to lie down, yawned big, and rubbed away the tear that was squeezed out from the corner of his eyes by yawning.

At night, what happened during the day was vivid again, and the sentimental Jiang Zuo rethought the allergy incident this morning, and he couldn't accept his own reaction.

362: ...Go to bed early, don't think about women.

Jiang Zuo, who was exposed, shed tears: I want you to take care of it, dog system.

Tomorrow morning, after completing the task, he can return to the real world, and then he will be a hero again, Jiang Zuo can only comfort himself again.

After three long worlds passed, Jiang Zuo felt that the fact that he could return to the real world was a bit unreal.

He lay on Fu Shiyu's chest, and put his cheeks and ears in front of him. After a while, Jiang Zuo looked up as if he had discovered something novel: "... why is your heart beating so chaotically?" ...The young man must have some arrhythmia at such a young age..."

Jiang Zuo closed his eyes and said vaguely: "When you are rescued and go back, remember to go to the hospital for a check..."

After a busy day, the exhausted Jiang Zuo lay on Fu Shiyu's chest, and fell asleep soundly after a while.

In the quiet cave, the shadow of the fire swayed above the rock wall, and the screams of insects outside continued. The tip of Fu Shiyu's right finger, which was lying beside him, moved slightly. He lifted it hesitantly, and then lightly landed on Jiang Zuo's head Looking up, his eyes were lowered, and with two slender fingers, he twisted Jiang Zuo's hair that was hanging on his eyebrows.

Although the hair on his fingertips didn't have any warmth, it still made his eyebrows twitch slightly, and the light in his dark eyes had no clear meaning.

Jiang Zuo slept all night with half of his face pressed against Fu Shiyu's chest. When he woke up the next morning, a bunch of curly hair on the right side of his forehead was pressed up high, and most of his cheeks were pressed out with a large area of ​​redness. Prints and sleep marks.

Jiang Zuo rubbed his eyes and stood up unsteadily, put on his shirt, lazily buttoned up a few buttons, went to the stream to pick raspberries as usual, washed them and stuffed them into Fu Shiyu's arms.

[The rescuer is 2000 meters away from here, and the task is about to be completed, please leave the scene as soon as possible. 】

The sound of the system made Jiangzuo wake up. He scratched his hair, and after thinking for a while, he pushed aside the vines at the entrance of the cave with a bundle of branches that hadn’t been added to the fire, and then pushed Fu Shiyu out of the fire. He was moved out of the cave to the open space outside the cave, making him easier to find.

Jiang Zuo's shirt on his upper body was barely buttoned three or two times, and his lower body was only wearing a pair of shorts. He squatted on the ground and said goodbye to Fu Shiyu: "I'll count, someone will come to rescue you soon. .”

"Since you're safe, I'll go first, you don't need to look for me, we'll see you by fate." Jiang Zuo was about to get up after finishing speaking.

Fu Shiyu grabbed his sleeve, pinched a small wrinkle on Jiang Zuo's cuff with his fingertips, and said in a hoarse voice, "Where are you going?"

This was probably the last time I saw Fu Shiyu. Jiang Zuo turned his head, feeling a little swollen in his heart. He squatted down again, looked at him flatly, and said flatly, "I should go..."

Jiang Zuo sniffed, recalling the unspeakable things this guy did to him in the future, and he was still struggling to change the future: "...after you go back, eat less meat, drink less milk, don't grow taller Too high...Exercise is fine, but don't exercise too much...What's the point of having so much strength and endurance for so long? Don't you think so...?"

"...and... men are boring to play with, think about women more when you have time..."

Jiang Zuo snapped his fingers and ordered one by one.

Thinking of the future with gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, Jiang Zuo added: "You must also take good care of your eyesight...don't always read some messy books under the dim light..."

Knowing that after Fu Shiyu was rescued and returned, there are still many things that need to be faced alone, Jiang Zuo's inexplicable emotions all became a mess: "...you have to live well...not only to live, but also to live well. live."

Fu Shiyu's expression was heavy: "Where are you going to leave me?"

[The rescuer is less than 500 meters away from here, please the host to go west and leave the scene as soon as possible. 】

Jiang Zuo stood up: "The rescuer will arrive soon, I can only accompany you here..."

Jiang Zuo couldn't bear to say that, reached out and touched the scar on his left eyebrow: "However, we will see you again."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Zuo stood up and ran into the depths of the forest without looking back.

Fu Shiyu pursed his lips, staring at Jiang Zuo's leaving back, his long eyelashes covered the emotion in his eyes.

He didn't know how far he ran, but Jiang Zuo didn't dare to stop until the system's notification sounded in his ears. He was leaning against a big tree, panting heavily.

[Congratulations to the host!The extra task "Rescue the Teenager Target" has been successful! 】

[Starting delivery...]

Jiang Zuo raised his head and looked at the light blue sky after the mist cleared.

Finally going back to the real world...

Jiang Zuo let out a sigh of relief, closed his eyes, and listened to the reminder sound in his ear——

【...Transmission started successfully, sending...】

Jiang Zuo closed his eyes, and felt that his consciousness was pulling away from him like silk, until the last trace of consciousness was gradually separated from his fingertips.

【drop--------】

I don't know how long it took, Jiang Zuo finally opened his eyes again, he couldn't help but close his sore eyes because of the light in front of him at the beginning, and after resting for a while, he opened his eyes slightly to let his eyes get familiar with the light.

The scene in front of him became clearer, and before Jiang Zuo had time to get excited, he felt that something was wrong.

He looked around the room: ...emmmmmm...well...my room is not like this...

The soft warm light sprinkled down from the ceiling, softly covering the spacious and comfortable room. The elegant and exquisite room layout is very familiar. A piece of light black bamboo, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses next to the lamp, and a delicate bone china cup on the saucer beside it. Transparent tea.

There was the sound of rushing water in the closed bathroom, and the frosted glass was covered with a hazy mist, and only a vague gray figure with rough edges could be seen.

Isn't this... Old Fu's room?

Jiang Zuo lived here for a long time, and felt a little panicked by the familiar layout of the room.

The panicked Jiang Zuo spun around on the spot: Why am I back again? !Dog system, come out to me quickly! !

Originally thinking that the mission could finally be over, 362 voiced helplessly: ... So what ... because the host disclosed the news that the target's half-brother revealed his whereabouts in the previous plan to rescue the young target, leading to his kidnapping... Rewrote the later plot line of this world...

362 paused: ...To correct the plot that was about to be rewritten, the intervention of the world consciousness caused the failure of the teleportation. We can only be forced to send you to the seven years after the target was tied, that is, the target is 25 years old. At this time, at this time, the target has gradually gathered his father's power, and now he is preparing to take revenge on those people before, and the task of the host is to prevent the target from killing his half-brother, so that the world's plot line can return to the original track .

362: Of course, I can't reveal my identity this time... Also, I hope the host will not reveal anything related to the future this time, so as not to rewrite the plot line again.

Jiang Zuo was still in a daze before he could react.

In a daze, there was a "da" sound from the bathroom door and the sound of the door lock opening. With the twist of the doorknob, the closed door gradually opened, and a blur of water vapor rushed towards the face from the gap. .

Jiang Zuo turned his head to look, and saw the hazy water vapor dissolving and dissipating in the soft light, the lights in the room were half-bright and half-dark, and in the mist, a tall and familiar figure came out of the melting water vapor in the bathroom.

The man was only wrapped in a bath towel, and his black hair, which was still dripping with water, fell down and scattered in front of his forehead, blocking his left eyebrows and eyes. The narrow waist and abdomen dripped into the white towel.

His face was blurred in the water vapor, and the only thing that could be discerned was the pair of black eyes that became sharp after seeing the person who suddenly appeared in the room.

He tightened his body under vigilance, and when the mist gradually dissipated from his eyes, the white mist covering the faces of the people in the room became thinner, the familiar black mask and familiar eyes became clear, and Fu Shiyu's pupils shrank slightly. After a while, he narrowed his long and narrow eyes slightly.

The appearance of this person in front of him is almost exactly the same as when the two met for the last time a few years ago. It is still a messy white shirt with three or two buttons buttoned up, and white trousers. The curly hair in front of the raised forehead was all in the exact same position.

He looked... as if he hadn't lived through the intervening seven years.

It was as if he came here as soon as he left the forest.

The two remained still for a while, and it was Jiang Zuo's action that broke the embarrassment first. He turned his back to Fu Shiyu with a bitter face and slowly squatted down, slowly hugged his knees, and wiped the tears His face was buried.

Jiang Zuo, who realized something, really shed tears this time: ...a few of mine are broken...

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