Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

362 was taken aback by his own host's stinking and shameless opening remarks:? ? ?what a coincidence !The target has been kidnapped, who the hell is it just a coincidence with you? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

However, not only did Jiang Zuo not feel that there was anything wrong with his opening remarks, he even felt a little proud of the way this innovative topic was opened.

Fu Shiyu frowned. He stared vigilantly at the suspicious figure who suddenly appeared in front of him. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the iron gate of the warehouse from time to time in confusion.

The iron door of this warehouse is rusty. If someone comes in, there will be a small but harsh rattling sound when the door is pushed. When this strange person appears, he is trying to break free from the ropes that bind his wrists, so he is always vigilant. Pay attention to the voice coming from the door, but he just...

It was clear that no door was opened or anyone came in.

The iron door was tightly closed, and there was no sign of it being opened.

——When did this person come in?

Jiang Zuo moved two small steps forward, pulled up his pants, and then squatted down in front of Fu Shiyu, with his arms tightly hugging his knees, blinking bright eyes and waiting obediently. Follow the other party to answer the call.

After Jiang Zuo squatted down, the youthful version of Fu Shiyu could be seen more clearly.

The top two buttons of Fu Shiyu's crumpled shirt were missing, and the neckline was open, revealing a smooth and slender neck. When he looked up, he saw that his jet-black hair was stained with dust. His broken hair was messy, and a few scattered strands fell on his forehead. His face was bloodless, and the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were slightly reddish.Even though there was still the childish look of a teenager on his face, but facing the scene in front of him, he still looked calm and calm.

Although he had a black cloth covering his face, but for some reason the heat on his cheeks rose instead of falling, Jiang Zuo let go of his hands hugging his knees, and continued to cover his hot cheeks in a hurry: "Well, don't be afraid... "

Jiang Zuo pursed his lips, as if he had made up his mind, his voice gradually became firmer: "You may have already seen that... I am not an ordinary person..."

Seeing that Jiang Zuo was about to confess his identity, 362 hastily brought out the emergency system prompt——

【warn!Serious warning! !Please be careful not to reveal your identity to the host! !Otherwise there will be serious...]

Jiang Zuo: "...To be honest, I am Santa Claus."

The verbal warning didn't even finish 362: ...... Check it out, you are indeed a psycho.

Jiang Zuo, who felt that there was nothing wrong with his rhetoric, was a little bald:? ? ?Isn't Santa Claus the only one who can openly and illegally invade a house...and children believe in this... (JPG with both hands scratching his head)

362 felt that his heart had gone cold: ... up to you.

"...Anyway," Jiang Zuo cleared his throat, and continued coaxing softly, "My Santa Claus is here to give you freedom today."

Looking down at the black clothes on his body, Jiang Zuo had no choice but to add a few words: "...This year we are popular in wearing black...emmmmm looks thinner, and is also resistant to dirt..."

While racking his brains to think about the advantages of the black clothes, Jiang Zuo carefully observed Fu Shiyu's facial expressions.

However, after waiting for a long time, only to see Fu Shiyu's cold gaze, Jiang Zuo gradually recovered his indifference: ...Forget it, this kid is probably a fool...

Jiang Zuo, who was weaving a lie with his heart but being ignored by the other party, felt more and more wronged: Don't you think it's a bit too much for you to ignore my efforts like this? !

Adhering to the principle of going another way if the road fails, Jiang Zuo had no choice but to try to make a more plausible statement: "...Actually, I am the illegitimate son of the richest man in the country, and I was also kidnapped this time..."

Seeing that Fu Shiyu still didn't respond, Jiang Zuo panicked: "??? You don't believe this? Don't I have the luxurious temperament of the illegitimate son of the richest man?!"

362 couldn't help it anymore: ...who was kidnapped and dressed like you...

Jiang Zuo stretched out his hand to adjust the stuffy cloth covering his face, feeling very heavy: ... I don't know how to explain to you that I'm just a pig.

362: ...The host, please be careful not to reveal your identity.

Fu Shiyu pulled the corners of his stiff mouth coldly, raised his eyelids, and asked in a gloomy voice, "...Who are you?"

... If the man hadn't just come in, there's only one explanation - he might, have been in the warehouse all along.

Fu Shiyu was startled by this thought of his own, he held his breath, and became more cautious towards this unknown person.

Probably because he hadn't spoken for a long time, his voice with the unique quality of a teenager was faintly hoarse, and Jiang Zuo's cheeks that had finally cooled down exploded again: Fuck meow biscuits! !This damn man's voice is really damn nice! ! !

Taking two deep breaths, Jiang Zuo tried to relax himself. He blinked, persistently conveyed his kindness through his sincere eyes, and organized his words hard: "Don't look at me as expensive, I usually My hobby is still very approachable... On the day I was kidnapped, I happened to be attending an anime cospy exhibition, because I didn't want to collide with others, so I cossed up the man in black in Conan... I didn't expect to get lost with my bodyguard, so I let these People succeeded in being tied up..."

In order to match what he said, Jiang Zuo sighed leisurely, trying to express his sadness.

362: I think your cosplayer is the second idiot from the neighboring village...

Jiang Zuo: ...You are old enough to talk back, and Dad can't control you anymore.

362: …………

Very satisfied with 362's shutting up, Jiang Zuo continued the previous topic, "Just now I used my cleverness and wit to successfully break free from the rope... I guess you were also kidnapped for the same reason as me... For the sake of being sympathetic to each other, I reluctantly saved you too..."

Fu Shiyu lowered his eyes, quietly looking at the man in front of him from the corner of his eye.

Probably because he still didn't quite believe that his father would refuse to save his wife and his own son. When the kidnappers outside were not sure whether he was really useless, they didn't directly eradicate him Lose.

However, he knew in his heart that his father didn't say that he gave up on himself in that phone call to fool the kidnappers.

He has been given up.

It's just that he didn't expect that these kidnappers were so naive, thinking that his father would give up the benefits he got for him.

He sneered.

Apart from saving himself, he can only wait to die in this warehouse.

The ignorant person in front of him doesn't know what his purpose is, so he might as well follow his words and see what he will do next, maybe it will be his lifeline.

Fu Shiyu's gaze swept across Jiang Zuo's face, he lowered his eyelids, pretending to remember something, he loosened his brows, sped up his speech slightly to make his voice sound more cheerful, and asked: "He asked you to save me ?"

Jiang Zuo tilted his head: "Huh??? Who???"

Jiang Zuo, who didn't understand at all, squatted on the ground speechlessly, two small eyes were exposed on his face covered by the black cloth, full of great confusion: emmmmm... what is this guy talking about... should he? Will be a fool?

Looking at each other, Jiang Zuo not only didn't understand, but also chose to hide it: everyone, don't talk, it will embarrass him!

362: …………

Fu Shiyu looked straight at the man who was covered by a black cloth, only showing a pair of dark eyeballs.

His eyes are so bright.

When I looked at myself, it was like a wet dark light on the damp stone wall in a dark cave.

...and the only source of light that allows this dark light to exist is itself.

Does this person know what kind of eyes he is looking at him with?

For this person who came out of nowhere and looked at him with such strange eyes, Fu Shiyu felt a little annoyed, he moved his eyes away awkwardly, frowned slightly, after thinking about it, he changed the question, "...Then how are you going to save me? Do you have the key to get out?"

Jiang Zuo, who didn't think about the next step at all, gradually lost his smile and fell into silence: ...that...that's a bit embarrassing...

I didn't expect that this person dared to say that he would come to rescue Fu Shiyu without a plan: "..."

Jiang Zuo turned his back shamelessly, and then poked 362 shamelessly: 2, don't I have any cheats?For example, go through walls, use your fingers to send signals, or stare at someone to death?

362 was silent for a while, and replied: ......... I didn't expect that! !

Really didn't expect that Jiang Zuo, who was fooled again, was startled:! ! !Without Goldfinger, what would it be to lock me in the warehouse with the target? ? ?Dreaming also needs to be measured! ! !

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, my dears, I was really busy and crazy a while ago qaq I'm really sorry everyone! ! ! (kowtow to admit mistake)

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