Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Thinking of the task requirements that 362 told him last night, Jiang Zuo didn't turn around immediately, but thought carefully in his heart for a while. The expression of "whether to cry or not makes people feel distressed and can show strength and fearlessness" should be What kind, then carefully adjusted his facial expression.

Decided to pretend that he didn't hear the other party's anger, Jiang Zuo unhurriedly stuffed a mouthful of cake into his mouth, and after swallowing it, he stood with his back to the other party without speaking: behaved dignifiedly, without panic at all.jpg

Mu Yujin looked Jiang Zuo's back up and down. Although the person in front of him couldn't see his face, his waist outlined by the cheongsam was slender and smooth, and his full buttocks were curved, tightly wrapped by the black close-fitting cheongsam. It feels like you can grab the creamy and soft fragrance with a light grip.

Mu Yujin blushed at his own strange thoughts, but seeing Jiang Zuo's arrogant attitude pretending not to hear him, Mu Yujin felt annoyed. He had never been ignored so much since he was a child. Turning up the volume, he provocatively said again: "What kind of thing am I talking about, tsk tsk, he is flat and short... He really has no beauty at all, yet he dares to imitate others to wear a cheongsam... Hmph..."

Jiang Zuo: Waiting for me to put on a good face is the date of your death.

Her own provocation has not been responded to, Mu Yujin squinted at Jiang Zuo leaning against the wall and a piece of white leg skin half exposed from the slit of the cheongsam, couldn't help but look away, but sarcastically said: "Tsk, Her legs are so white, maybe she shaved her legs before coming here, she's so sissy..."

Jiang Zuo, who was poked at the pain point, was furious: Shit! ! !Crying or not, strong or not, with any expression, die and go! ! !Come here first and let me beat the dog's head to pieces! ! !

362 had a headache, and quickly stopped it: ...First, pay attention to the task, host! ! !

Blinded by the anger, Jiang Zuo poked the fork on the cake hard, then clenched his right fist, turned his head viciously, and was about to assume the posture of jumping up and fighting to the death, but swung He only raised his fist halfway, and he saw that standing behind him was not just one person, but several tall boys.

Jiang Weimeng Zhuzhu Zuo Momo withdrew his fist, who was out of breath: ...emmmmmm are there so many people who are provoking trouble...why no one notified me in advance...QAQ

362: ...

The young man who led the trouble was about seventeen or eighteen years old. He was wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt inside. The top two buttons were loosely untied, and his fluffy chestnut hair was flamboyant. He raised his chin and looked at Jiang Zuo with an arrogant and frivolous expression. Behind him were four tall, naughty teenagers who were also about his age.

Unexpectedly, it was a small group who provoked the trouble, Jiang Zuo took a small step back: ... I can't be provoked... Or I'd better do the task first and pretend to be pitiful...

362: "..." It's up to you, I have nothing to do anyway.

Mu Yujin was making a sarcasm, but he didn't expect the boy in the cheongsam to turn around suddenly. He was grinning in anger, but after seeing them clearly, he suddenly opened his eyes wide and stepped back unconsciously. In half a step, a trace of bewilderment and innocence flashed across the small face, like a cat with fried hair trying to pounce on it to scratch its paws, but was scared by the battle in front of it and retracted its aggressive sharp claws , and turned to reveal the soft pink flesh pad underneath.

... kind of cute.

Mu Yujin's ears were a little red, and she raised her voice to hide her guilty conscience: "...Hey, you don't even say a word, are you looking down on me?"

I provoked myself for a long time, but I didn't get the response I expected. The more Mu Yujin thought about it, the more dissatisfied she became, and impatiently urged Jiang Zuo loudly: "Say a few words, are you dumb?!"

Holding the cake, Jiang Zuo felt a little confused: ...but what are you talking about?you're right?Applause for you? ?Papa papa papa? ? ?

362 Reminder: The system reminds you, please complete the mission plot line as soon as possible.

Jiang Zuo, who finally remembered the task, lowered his head slightly, and controlled his facial expression according to the adjustment he had just thought about. He blinked, his head was still hanging down, but he raised his eyes. Although his body was trembling slightly, But he still tried his best to straighten his chest and look directly into the eyes of the instigator. He softened his voice and choked up a little: "...I, I'm not..."

Jiang Zuo became addicted to acting, biting his lower lip: ...I'm not...I'm not the father of the child in your womb...Please don't pester me anymore...!

362: ...The host please concentrate on doing the task...

Mu Yujin was silent for a moment.

The young man in front of him lowered his head slightly, his shy eyes seemed to be dark and misty, the corners of his eyes were full of spring, his lips were moist, and the corners of his mouth were stained with white cake cream. The skin on his neck, arms and legs exposed by the cheongsam is as white and delicate as snow lotus root.

Mu Yujin looked away in a panic, and said in a bit of embarrassment: "...you, what kind of eyes are you?! Are you trying to seduce me?! Sao, slut!"

Jiang Zuo: Huh? ? ?Slut? ?seduce? ?Brother die, your direction seems to be wrong... confused jpg

Isn't his current expression a perfect interpretation of "whether to cry or not makes people feel distressed but very strong" after being bullied?Jiang Zuo asked 362 for help: Hey... 2 Ah, don't I look strong enough? ?

362: emmmmmmm you can't see being strong, but you can see a lot of people wanting to rape.

Jiang Zuo: ...Get lost.

362 Make-up: The host really doesn’t have any acting talent at all. This is what the legend says, what can I do, what can I eat?

Jiang Zuo: ...Impossible.

Jiang Zuo, who was stimulated by 362, decided to be more ruthless. He quietly twisted the tender meat on the inside of his elbow, almost biting his tongue in pain, and then slowly raised his hand. His eyes turned red, and before he could say anything, Mu Yujin muttered, "Forget it..."

Jiang Zuo paused: ...Huh? ?never mind? ? ?

"Stop crying..." Mu Yujin scratched her head with an annoyed expression.

He was a young master who was held in the hands of everyone since he was a child. He usually likes to cause trouble, but today he just wanted to tease and humiliate the person who Fu Shiyu liked, and let him be in public. Just make a fool of yourself.

Jiang Zuo was in a cloud of fog, and always felt that the current direction of the plot seemed a bit strange, but he couldn't tell exactly why it was so strange: What's the situation...?

362: ...I can't tell.

Seeing Jiang Zuo's red eyes staring blankly at him, Mu Yujin turned his head awkwardly, and could only vent his anger on the people around him, and shouted fiercely at the people around him, "Go!" Drive away, it's annoying to be around here!"

The people around did not dare to offend Mu Yujin, so they dispersed a little bit, but they were not far away. They all pricked up their ears and held their breath to quietly pay attention to the movement here.

After driving away the people around, Mu Yujin turned his head to look at Jiang Zuo again, frowned and asked in a rough voice, "...Hi! What's your name?"

Jiang Zuo blurted out: "Brother Jiang."

After thinking about it, Jiang Zuo added another sentence: "It's a pigeon's pigeon."

Mu Yujin savored the name carefully, then raised his chin and said imposingly: "My name is Mu Yujin."

Jiang Zuo, who was still confused, stood quietly, waiting for the further development of the challenge: ... emmmmmmm, do you still have to report your name before the challenge...?So what's next...?

After reporting her name for the first time, she didn't hear any compliments to herself, so Mu Yujin was a little frustrated, "I said... are you free tomorrow? Do you want to come to my house to play?"

Jiang Zuo finally understood: ...Okay, I probably know, this guy who came out of nowhere probably wants to crack my skin too.

No matter how slow you are, you can still notice that the direction of the current challenge is completely skewed. Jiang Zuo glanced at Fu Shiyu's direction and saw that he had already noticed his side. If he didn't complete the task, it might be too late. Jiang Zuo was anxious and hurried Said: "Didn't you come to bully me just now? Why didn't you bully me?!"

"You're so annoying! Can I change my mind?!" Mu Yujin frowned.

"Young Master Mu, Mr. Fu looked this way." A boy with pierced ears standing behind Mu Yujin reminded him.

Although Mu Yujin is the devil of the world, he also knows what the elders of the family told him before he came today, saying that anyone in Jincheng can be messed with, only Mr. Fu must be avoided.Mu Yujin was unhappy, but because of what his elders told him, he had no choice but to say to Jiang Zuo, "Anyway, I'll give you an hour to think about it, and I'll come back to find you later." After finishing speaking, he lifted his foot and was about to leave .

Jiang Zuo: ...Wait, wait! ! !What's wrong with the person who picks things up before the task is completed and is about to leave? ! !

362: "..." This wave of operations is really fierce.

Jiang Zuo stretched out his hand and pinched a small corner of Mu Yujin's sleeve, trying to use his three-inch tongue, persuading him persuasively: "Well, it's not good to give up halfway through doing something, isn't it? To be a man is to have a beginning and an end!"

"Huh? So have you thought about it?"

Jiang Zuo was anxious: "Aren't you here to provoke trouble? Humiliate me!"

362: ...

Mu Yujin, who was also thinking about it, had a red neck: "You...what did you say?!"

The person behind came up and pulled Mu Yujin's hand out of Jiang Zuo's: "Young Master Mu, Mr. Fu has already come this way... This guy is probably trying to use Mr. Fu's hand to eradicate the entire The Mu family, it's better to be on guard against such villains..."

"Hmph, what am I afraid of?" Mu Yujin got angry, shook off Xu Shunan's hand, and asked Jiang Zuo, "So? Are you coming or not?"

Jiang Zuo: "...you say a few harsh words and let me listen first... I will go to your house to play if I win the battle..."

Seeing that he couldn't persuade Mu Yujin, Xu Shunan lowered his voice and said angrily to Jiang Zuo: "You have time to seduce us Young Master Mu, why don't you go wash your mouth first, even I know that Mr. Fu doesn't like these sweet and greasy foods You're full of greasy things now, I'm afraid Mr. Fu will turn off his appetite after reading it, so don't be abandoned by Mr. Fu just after getting engaged!"

"...how could it be?" Jiang Zuo blurted out, not worried at all, "He just told me two days ago that he likes to eat sweet and thick food... and every time he swallowed it, he said it was really sweet It's delicious..."

362 fell into deep thought: Is the goal to squeeze and sip again every time I eat it?

Jiang Zuo: Yes...

362: ...Those were the dirty words the target said on the bed just now...

Jiang Zuo was stunned for a moment, and finally remembered the circumstances under which the big pig's trotters said these words.With a blushing face and a clear cough, Jiang Zuo said fiercely: "...It's none of your business, anyway, if you talk again, your mouth will be torn apart."

Xu Shunan: "..."

Jiang Zuo lowered his head and inserted a piece of cake with a fork, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it hard again.

362 began to doubt: ......... so this task can really be successfully completed?

Rubbing and eavesdropping on the conversation, the bystanders who understood Jiang Zuo's meaning blushed, coughed and coughed, and those who didn't understand sneaked a look at Jiang Zuo's expression and the appearance of the people around him, and vaguely understood the general idea .

I didn't expect that Mr. Fu would like to play this kind of game...

Xu Shunan blushed, "You...you are really shameless...!"

From the corner of his eyes, he caught sight of Fu Shiyu coming this way, Jiang Zuo immediately stuffed all the cakes left on the plate into his mouth without even thinking about it, bulging his cheeks on both sides, and hurriedly chewed it a few times Swallow it down quickly.

Jiang Zuo, who was almost swallowed, coughed a little, his eyes quickly clouded with mist, he raised his head, because his mouth and throat were still a little sticky after swallowing the cake, even his voice was vague, like a faint Yue was crying, but said firmly: "Even... Even if you say so, I won't be afraid of you... Old Fu just likes me...! No matter what you say, I will never give up on him !"

[Congratulations to the host, the side mission "Supplementary Story Line [-]" has been completed]

Jiang Zuo Xiaozizi: Hee hee hee hee hee... I am really a clever and scheming pig boy.

362: ...

As soon as Fu Shiyu passed through the crowd, he heard Jiang Zuo shouting in front of the crowd, "Old Fu" and the words he said later. He curled the corners of his lips and looked gentle. After standing still, he stretched out his hands to wrap Jiang Zuo hanging around his body. The soft little hand on the side held him into his arms: "What are you talking about?"

Now that the task has been completed, Jiang Zuo breathed a sigh of relief, he licked the remaining cake cream in his mouth, waved his hands to the people behind him and said perfunctorily: "Okay, you can go, I'm already tired."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Zuo buried his face in Fu Shiyu's arms, he didn't want to continue entanglement with these defeated generals, he just wanted to drive them away quickly and eat a self-help meal.

Xu Shunan pulled Mu Yujin back and signaled him to run away quickly when Mr. Fu seemed to be in a good mood, "Young Master Mu, hurry up..."

Seeing the intimacy of the two people in front of him, Mu Yu became very angry. He slapped Xu Shunan's hand away, stood in front of Jiang Zuo and Fu Shiyu and asked relentlessly: "But you just promised Come to my house to play, when will you come tomorrow night?"

Fu Shiyu tightened his arms around Jiang Zuo's waist. He glanced at Mu Yujin faintly, and asked with a smile on his face, "Oh? Where are we going?"

Jiang Zuo, who didn't expect to be overwhelmed by Fu Shiyu, raised his head from Fu Shiyu's arms:! ! !This lifeless friend, you can just find your own death, why did you drag my py to be buried with you? ? ?