Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

After listening to the doctor's instructions, Uncle Xu turned his head and saw Fu Shiyu coming out of the bathroom leading Jiang Zuo.

Seeing Mr. Fu injured for the first time but still in a good mood, Uncle Xu couldn't help but take a second look at the person being led by Fu Shiyu.

The boy who was being held by the little hand was very handsome, wearing a close-fitting black dress with a narrow waist, the skirt was cut to pieces, there was a little moisture in the two black eyeballs, and his cheeks were glowing. The reddish color has not yet faded, and the mouth is pouted at this time, as if something unpleasant happened in the bathroom just now.

He knew something in his heart, and Uncle Xu was also very knowledgeable, so he didn't ask any questions.

At the entrance of the hospital, the familiar black car was already waiting outside. After receiving the news from Li Guanxing, the driver who was waiting downstairs in the hospital saw a few people headed by Fu Shiyu come out, so he pulled himself together and opened the car door for him.

Li Guanxing called out Fu Shiyu in time, and carefully asked him for instructions: "Uncle, that Qingqing...how do you plan to deal with...?"

"How to deal with it is up to you," Fu Shiyu straightened his sleeves slowly, and said calmly, "I have something important to do tonight."

After such an exciting night, Jiang Zuo, who really wanted to sleep on the bed, yawned, rubbed the corners of his eyes, stood aside, and asked a little confused: "...what else are you going to do tonight?" Is it something? Then you take it easy, I'll go back to sleep first..."

Li Guanxing paused for a moment when he heard the words, and he immediately understood the meaning hidden in his uncle's words, and now he couldn't help but look at Jiang Zuo with a complicated expression, wondering if the young man knew that the person his uncle was slowly playing with was himself. , Will you still say such a thing?

Realizing that Fu Shiyu was probably serious this time, and that even Qingqing's rebellious thing was put behind him, Li Guanxing hurriedly stepped aside and asked his uncle to go back to work.

Jiang Zuo bent down and got into the carriage. The first thing he did was to find out the two checks that were still hidden in the carriage according to his previous memory. Facing the light on the roof of the car, he carefully counted the number of zeros on the check.

Fu Shiyu was still standing outside, whispered some instructions to the driver, and then bent down and got into the car.

Satisfied, Jiang Zuo leaned back on the soft seat, closed his eyes and thought about where to spend the money on the check.

After a lot of deliberation, Jiang Zuo looked solemn: If the money is to be used wisely, of course it must be to support a hundred or eighty lolis first... Hee hee, hee hee hee hee hee...

362: You can't even eat one target, and you want a hundred or eighty lolitas, it's wishful thinking.

Jiang Zuo doesn't care: Arrogant jpg

The night is already deep, the broad road seems to extend endlessly ahead, the two street lamps are silently on, accompanied by a few stars shining slightly in the sky, there are no vehicles coming and going along the way, The driver sitting in the front rested his hands on the steering wheel, and frequently looked into the rearview mirror with curious eyes.

He had been Mr. Fu's driver for more than ten years, and this was the first time he saw someone sitting next to Mr. Fu.

Someone who can be seen by Mr. Fu finally appeared?The driver glanced distractedly from time to time, trying to see who it was who had such a great ability to take down Mr. Fu's big Buddha.

Fu Shiyu raised his hand without changing his face, and pulled down the partition between the driver's cab and the compartment.

With a sound of "da", the partition with sound insulation effect tightly blocked the driver's cab and the rear compartment, blocking the driver's prying sight.

The driver withdrew his eyes and drove honestly: "..." Is Mr. Fu so stingy?

There was silence in the carriage, only the sound of shallow breathing. Jiang Zuo closed his eyes as if he was asleep, but in fact he was planning a wishful thinking: I think this money can be used to plant hair on the legs... When the time comes The target glanced at me, no sexual desire for five years, within five years, I should be able to guarantee that I can successfully complete the side mission...

362: Who would want a man with hairy legs as his lover...?I don't think the host can complete the first side mission for 50 years after the hair is planted.

Jiang Zuo let out a rich man's troubled sigh.

Hearing Jiang Zuo's sweet and troubled sigh, Fu Shiyu glanced at the two pieces of paper tightly held in his hand, "The validity period has passed."

! ! !Jiang Zuo opened his eyes, lowered his head in disbelief, and looked at the two checks in his hand. With trembling hands, he counted slowly with his fingers.

"Seven...eight..." Jiang Zuo stopped, turned to look at Fu Shiyu, "emmmmm, what date is it today..."

362: ...it has indeed been overdue for a long time.

Jiang Zuo, who hadn't considered this at all before, tried hard to hold back his tears: I'm fine, I will be happy and joyful...

Fu Shiyu grabbed Jiang Zuo's hand, who was suddenly depressed, and saw that the faint red circle around his finger bones had all disappeared, so he squeezed his palm and said, "In the future, don't hit people casually, you may get hurt easily."

Feeling that his strength was underestimated, Jiang Zuo was dissatisfied, he withdrew his hand: "Man, are you looking down on my fighting power?!"

"...And the way I hit someone must be so handsome." Jiang Zuo cast his gaze out of the car window and muttered in a low voice.

There was an extremely faint smile on the man's elegant face, he stared at the back of Jiang Zuo's neck, his heavy eyes gradually became dark and gloomy, like a cold-blooded poisonous snake with the inevitable Possess prey looking into the mouth.He hugged Jiang Zuo from behind, clung to his back, wrapped him in his arms, lowered his head and licked the back of Jiang Zuo's neck erotically.

Jiang Zuo shrunk his neck and was about to struggle, when he saw the car stop slowly, Jiang Zuo released Fu Shiyu's hands around his waist, put his eyes on the car window, and saw the brightly lit pharmacy sign outside.

Knowing that Mr. Fu should not be disturbed, the driver sat in the driver's seat without making a sound after stopping the car.

The "wow" sound partition was pulled open, the driver's ears moved, he turned around and said: "Mr. Fu, the pharmacy is here."

Before getting into the car just now, Mr. Fu specifically asked him to go to the pharmacy on the way back. The driver asked aloud: "Mr. Fu, do you need to buy medicines? Just let me go."

The car carrying the bodyguards and butler stopped behind the black car.

"No need." Fu Shiyu ordered a few people to wait outside, while he brought Jiang Zuo into the pharmacy.

Jiang Zuo scratched his head: "Is there any medicine that the hospital didn't buy?"

The uncle clerk who was preparing to close the store just turned off half of the lights in the store. Seeing that there were customers coming in so late, he turned on the light switch again, making the whole pharmacy brightly illuminated.

He didn't hear the man's response, Jiang Zuo couldn't figure it out, so he had to follow behind Fu Shiyu to the rows of shelves full of lubricating fluid.

"..."

Jiang Zuo's voice was a bit floaty: "...buy, why buy these things?! This kind of thing...it will rot if you use Jie♂bao...!"

"Don't worry, sir, it won't happen." The uncle clerk laughed heartily after hearing Jiang Zuo's words, and corrected his wrong concept aloud.

Jiang Zuo: "..." I know it won't, but it's not interesting for you to demolish me like this.

The uncle clerk came forward with a gray shopping basket from the door. Seeing the two people in front of him buying these supplies together, they seemed to be a young couple.

;Although the man in the gown was calm and elegant, without showing any embarrassment, he stood in front of the shelf and hadn't made a good choice, as if he didn't know which one to buy, and he looked inexperienced, while the man standing next to him The young man stood aside blushing like a cat whose hair had blown up, pulling on the man's sleeve with two fingers, pinching a small wrinkle.

The uncle clerk winked at Jiang Zuo, "...is this your first time?"

Although the first two worlds have gone through hundreds of battles, they still act like Jiang, an innocent boy, Zuo who has never been caught by a crispy duck: "..."

362: Wait, I'll count how many times I've been blocked... You might be scared to death if you tell me...

Jiang Zuo: ... Withdraw.

Seeing that Jiang Zuo didn't speak, the clerk took him as shy, "Don't worry, I have used every one here, and I promise to recommend the best one to you!"

After finishing speaking, he pointed to a row of liquid bottles with transparent packages and different caps on the second row of the shelf, and enthusiastically sold them to the two: "This one is easy to use! Look..."

He picked up a bottle casually and pointed to the ingredient list on it with his index finger, "The main ingredient of this is water, and it has a mild texture. Even if you eat it, there will be absolutely no problem...I guarantee it!"

The pure Jiang Zhuzhu was a little confused:? ? ?Why do you want to eat it...

Fu Shiyu asked Jiang Zuo: "What flavor do you like?"

Jiang Zuo said seriously, "I don't like any of them."

Fu Shiyu looked back at the bottles and jars on the shelf, took two bottles of each flavor, and put them into the shopping basket in the hands of the clerk.

Jiang Zuo: "..." Buying so many is implying that I can only live on your Jie♂Bao for the rest of my life, right?

The uncle clerk thought that taking so much should be enough, he carried the shopping basket and prepared to go to the counter to pay the two of them, then he could pack up his things, closed the store and went back to sleep.

However, Fu Shiyu raised his chin and signaled to him: "Continue."

The uncle clerk widened his eyes slightly, he looked down at the full bottles in the basket, how long will it take...

Since the customer needs him, he has no choice but to continue to recommend: "This one is more popular with young people. It is waterproof and suitable for various underwater attempts. It can last for a long time... It is more suitable for playing. Stimulate."

Fu Shiyu's slender eyes glanced at Jiang Zuo, and then turned to look at the whole row of pink bottles and jars on the shelf: "I want all of these."

This is the first time I met someone who spent such a large amount of money on this at one time, and I don’t know how often it will be used up to use it all up. The uncle of the shop assistant hesitated: "Well, are you... wanting to have some kind of lewd party... ...What are you doing with three horses, five horses, or nine horses...this is wrong..."

Jiang Zuo shed sad tears: "..." I used them all...

Seeing that the two of them could not be persuaded, the uncle clerk showed a sympathetic look at Jiang Zuo, "We still have ointment to prevent cracking, young man, do you want to take a tube back too..."

Jiang Zuo asked for help with his eyes: "..." It's useless to say these things, can you call the police for me...

After getting into the car, Fu Shiyu told the driver not to rush back to the house, and the driver in the driver's seat slowed down the speed of the car as he said, and slowly began to circle in the suburbs.

362 reminded Jiang Zuo not to forget about the side mission.

Jiang Zuo relaxed his limbs, paralyzed in his position, thinking about how to make the target ask him to be his lover, and how to reject him skillfully, so that he would not be turned into a crispy pig.

Jiang Zuo felt that the matter was very serious, and discussed with 362: Now that the target is injured, is it really okay to stimulate his heart like this again?Let's wait until I dump all this mess in the toilet and dispose of it...

362: There is no time limit for when the side missions can be completed, but the host needs to be reminded that if the task is not completed as soon as possible, the world consciousness will try to obliterate the existence of the host once it detects the deviation of the plot, so please complete the plot line as soon as possible instead of the protagonist .

Just as Jiang Zuo was frowning in thought, Fu Shiyu stretched out his hand and pulled down the partition. He hugged Jiang Zuo onto his lap, reached forward with one hand, and lifted his dress.

Under the soft light in the carriage, two thin white legs were exposed, dyed with a soft halo like warm jade.

【Poop value 9999】

362 seriously analyzed: Judging from the current situation, you should be in trouble.

Jiang Zuo felt like a poor little lamb waiting to be slaughtered: ... Hey.

362: Since there is no escape, why not take the opportunity to do a side mission?Seductive, I feel ruthless.

Jiang Zuo refused: Seduction is impossible, even in this life.

The small Oreo-flavored umbrella was held in Fu Shiyu's hand, opened and closed, closed and opened, repeated several times, Jiang Zuo straightened his back, and finally pressed Fu Shiyu's hand unbearably .

Since he couldn't escape, Jiang Zuo simply turned around, put his hands on the back of the seat next to the man's head, and lowered his head to discuss with Fu Shiyu's ear: "How about it, if you ask I'll be your lover, so I'll just try to be your crispy duck once."

"Crispy duck?" Fu Shiyu raised an eyebrow.

Jiang Zuo explained with difficulty: "...We civilized people don't talk about cpy, but it's okay to talk about crispy duck."

Hearing Jiang Zuo's request, Fu Shiyu had a smile on his face, he pushed the broken hair from the young man's ears behind his ears, revealing his white, tender and smooth ears, and hooked Jiang Zuo's earlobe with his fingertips: "Oh? Then what good can I do?"

...Shouldn't this dog man agree immediately?Why is it different from what I thought?

Jiang Zuo said indifferently: "...I am the one who was raped, don't you feel guilty if you ask such a question?"

362 perseveringly instilled in Jiang Zuo's ear: No matter whether the target agrees to you or not, he will eat crispy pigs. Try seducing him, maybe the target will agree to your request as soon as his brain is hot.

Jiang Zuo bit his lower lip and pondered for a while, then leaned his head resignedly, stuck out the tip of his tongue, and licked Fu Shiyu's ear pinna jerkyly.

The sound of breathing pressed against his ears became heavy almost immediately, but the man still had a calm look on his face, as if the mountain had collapsed before him, as if the one who licked him just now was just a naughty little boy who hadn't grown up. The milk cat is just playing around.

Jiang Zuo: ... the world's goal determination is so strong? ? ?

362 continued to instigate: just now at the banquet, the value of shoveling shit has already been increased by 9999, but the target actually only drank Oreo-flavored warm milk once...Maybe your charm is not enough, try to increase the scale of the host.

Fu Shiyu leaned lazily on the seat, his Adam's apple moved up and down, and his voice was hoarse: "If you want to be my lover, it depends on whether you have the ability."

What kind of skills do you need to be a lover? With the experience of the previous two worlds, Jiang Zuo is very confident: "Okay, no problem, as long as you ask me to be your lover, it will definitely be fun."

Fu Shiyu took out a liquid bottle that was only half the size of a palm from the bag he bought just now, stuffed it into Jiang Zuo's hand, and said with thin lips——

"Paint it yourself and show me."

Jiang Zuo, who was about to get straight to the point with his skirt lifted up, had an ugly expression on his face: ... Are there so many tricks?