Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

The clerk recorded the information about height, weight and measurements that Fu Shiyu said into the computer one by one, and as she recorded it, she became more and more puzzled, and her movements gradually slowed down.

How come according to the guest's description...it sounds...more like a man's body shape?

She raised her eyes and glanced at the person in front of her, then quickly lowered her eyelids back, thinking that she must be thinking too much. After entering all the information, she raised her head and asked with some hesitation: "Sir, do you want to think about it?" Let’s try a silicone breast pad for my girlfriend? This way the cheongsam can highlight the graceful curves of women and look better... If you need it, you can buy bras and breast pads in the next door shop.”

After finishing speaking, she hastily added another sentence, lest customers misunderstand that she is here to sell: "If you use breast pads, the bust data needs to be slightly adjusted according to the size of the breast pads you bought... If you don't need it, then we will use it according to the size of the breast pad. Now the data is customized..."

At first I thought it couldn't be worse, but it turns out that it is still possible, Jiang Zuo: ... Gradually lose my mind jpg

Fu Shiyu raised his eyes slightly, and Jiang Zuo, who was staring at his changing expression, felt his heart thump. Before he could make a sound, Jiang Zuo put his two short front hooves together pitifully, and shook them up and down. With a sad face: Ballball you... Let's take care of the poor pig...

Fu Shiyu lowered his eyelids and looked at the little pig in his arms, as if he was watching his reaction.

Seeing that the target didn't answer the clerk's inquiry immediately, it meant that things had turned around, probably because his actions just now seemed to have had an effect, Jiang Zuo came to his senses, he stepped on Fu Shiyu's arm softly with his hind feet, straightened up, Putting his front hooves in front of his body, the pink and tender pig's nose is facing the sky.

Jiang Zuo brought the cheeks of the powder puff closer, and gently rubbed Fu Shiyu's chest with the side of his nose: the surface is coquettish jpg

[Congratulations to the host!The value of shoveling shit is 1! 】

For Jiangzhuzhu's cuteness, Mr. Fu said that he was very useful, and he said to the shop assistant: "No need, just take this size."

Jiang Zuo was even moved by himself: Is acting like a baby so easy to use?Add to favorites luxury gift bag jpg

Although Fu Shiyu did not buy the silicone breast pads in the end, the words of the clerk reminded him of another thing. He left the cheongsam shop and turned into a sexy lingerie boutique next door as the clerk said.

Jiang Zuo looked indifferent: ...I get annoyed when I see a dog man.

A series of retro-style translucent hollow bras hang on the shelves, which seem to be specially designed for flat-chested people. The triangular underwear has no underwire, and the shape looks like a bikini, but the fabric is a thin layer of black lace. The side is decorated with lace flowers, and there is a trace of innocence in the sexy. Below is a pair of ultra-thin transparent black lace underwear. There are two thin black suspenders on both sides of the underwear, connecting the sexy lace edge that reaches the knees. Net stockings.

Fu Shiyu's eyes gradually deepened.

Jiang Zuo, who started to panic in his heart, had to repeat the old trick, rubbing Fu Shiyu's chest vigorously with his soft nose.

[Congratulations to the host!The value of shoveling shit is 10! 】

Jiang Zuo's mentality exploded, he waved his little hoof angrily: ah!dog man!Looking at this, what is it worth shoveling shit for me? ! !

362 smacked his lips without caring about the host's feelings: ...It's really damn delicious.

After smacking his lips, 362 reminded by the way: At present, the shit shoveling value has been successfully collected to 96 points, and remind the host again, once the shit shoveling value exceeds 90, it will enter the difficult mode of collection...

After thinking about it, every host in the world has not successfully completed a main task, and it seems that there is no need to remind me any more. 362 automatically silenced: ...Forget it, pretend I didn't say it.

Jiang Zuo: ... Is this the attitude you should have towards your father?

Holding the restless pig in his arms, Fu Shiyu bought several sets of sexy pajamas and lace underwear. Seeing that the customer was generous, the salesperson in the store enthusiastically applied for a VIP gold card for him and gave him matching cat ears. and cat bells.

On the car going back, Jiang Zuo, who was very dissatisfied, blamed all the crimes on the driver: ...Which way would you not take...he wanted to go for a drive here...did this damn driver do it on purpose? !

362:"……"

The driver suddenly blamed jpg

On the day of the dinner, Fu Shiyu put Jiang Zuo on the backless dress that Li Guanxing had sent him, and matched him with a black ribbon. The slender ribbon was tied on his head, and a nice pattern was made on the side of his ears. bows.

In order to celebrate the listing of the company he founded in Europe, Li Guanxing set the venue of the dinner in a European-style retro castle.

White roses were planted outside the castle, and the blooming white roses embellished the tranquility and clarity along the way. The interior of the castle was luxuriously and elegantly furnished, with soft velvet carpets on the floor, exquisite glass chandeliers hanging high, and several violinists Playing on the stage, many prominent figures in the business world and ladies and ladies attended the banquet, and the goblets were intertwined.

Amidst the violin music mixed with low voices and conversations, Fu Shiyu entered the banquet hall with a palm-sized pink piglet in his arms.

The room was full of suits, leather shoes, fancy dresses, and he was the only one wearing a plain long gown, which looked plain, gentle and elegant. With the pair of retro gold-rimmed glasses, he showed a steady and gentle appearance.

Seeing Fu Shiyu, Li Guanxing's eyes lit up, he walked out of the crowd sideways, and hurried to meet his uncle.

"Uncle..." He lowered his head and saw the little pig in Fu Shiyu's arms, his expression changed suddenly, and he said stiffly, "Why is this pig here too?"

Feeling ashamed of wearing a backless dress, Jiang Zuo buried his entire piggy face in the man's arms, only showing a sexy piggy back.

Several veteran figures present knew Fu Shiyu, and when they saw him arrive, they put down their goblets of red wine and came to say hello.

In recent years, Mr. Fu has seldom attended these occasions. Most of the people present have only heard his name. Although they have never seen his face before, they also know that the long gown, broken eyebrows, and gold-rimmed glasses belong to Mr. Fu. sign.

Seeing several senior figures bowing their heads respectfully and politely, many people were also eager to try, but they were afraid of something that would not dare to step forward. Gathering the courage, he followed, while Li Guanxing introduced him to his uncle.

Jiang Zuo, who hadn't dared to eat for several days, lay in Fu Shiyu's arms, looked over his shoulders, and saw a table full of delicacies not far away, Jiang Zuo forgot that he was still wearing a shameful little dress. Twisting at the crook of his elbow, he tried to get out.

In the corner of the banquet, a flirtatious young man with red nails was leaning on the arms of a fat middle-aged man with wealth and wealth, his index finger softly twirled on his chest, and said in a coquettish voice: "Master Mo~ that's the one." A pig hurts others...you have to make the decision for me..."

"In this kind of banquet...how could a pig run into it..." The fat man stared at him lewdly, didn't take his eyes away, just put his arms around the waist of the man in his arms, and smiled with his mouth full. His face was slightly red from drinking, and under the light, the top of his bald head reflected a greasy light.

Toad still wanted to eat swan meat, it was really disgusting, the boy pursed his lips and looked away, suppressing the nausea rising in his heart.

If it wasn't for the incident that happened before, he wouldn't be reduced to what he is now. He clenched his fists, pouted and said dissatisfiedly, "I don't care..."

"It's up to you..." The obese middle-aged man hooked his chin and pressed a kiss on his lips.

Fu Shiyu didn't know too many people who would come to say hello. He pinched the pink tail of the little pig that was about to slip away, nodded slightly to the crowd, and then walked to the long buffet table calmly, holding The little pig who couldn't stay still for a long time was put on the dining table.

The man brought a plate by himself, and put a few chopsticks on the crystal shrimp and fried white jade with crab powder on the table into the plate.

Jiang Zuo's eyes were shining, and when the plate was placed in front of him, he couldn't wait to dig his nose and eat bitterly.

The bald, greasy middle-aged man was holding a wine glass. He was a little drunk and pulled a few business friends to toast Fu Shiyu.

After being poisoned by the target with warm milk a few times, now Jiang Zuo shuddered reflexively when he saw dairy products. Fortunately, the waiter next to him kept pouring juice for himself. After the cow drank a lot of kiwi fruit juice, After a while, Jiang Zuo felt that his lower abdomen was a little swollen.

In order to put on this dress and not be supported by the fluffy diapers inside, Fu Shiyu didn't wear diapers for him today, and suddenly missed the goodness of diapers, Jiang Zuo sighed helplessly, seeing someone talking to the target, I just kicked my legs and jumped off the table, squeezed out, and went to find the bathroom by myself.

After passing through one pair after another of leather shoes and many floor-length skirts, Jiang Zuo finally got out of the crowd and arrived at the open corridor.

There are slightly fewer people here than in the banquet hall. There are portraits hanging on both sides of the corridor. Jiang Zuo walks along the corridor with short legs. Suddenly a door next to him opens, and a pair of hands stretches out. Grabbing Jiang Zuo's little tail, he pulled him in with all his might.

With a bang, the door closed tightly again.

Jiang Zuo, who was dragged in for no reason, had no time to call for help, so his mouth and nose were tightly covered by a big fluffy pillow, and Jiang Zuo was pressed tightly without even seeing the person's face: ... I wipe!Who are you? !Did you catch the wrong pig? !

The strength of the pillow pressed tightly on the nose and mouth did not seem to be joking. Jiang Zuo, who felt that he was wronged, was in a panic and kicked his legs hard to break free. The bow tie on his head was rubbed off during the violent movements. The dress was also torn apart with a "tear" sound.

What happened suddenly, the air reserve in his lungs was not enough, Jiang Zuo was palpitated, he turned his head, trying to inhale some air from the gap that appeared during the struggle.

The pillow covering his body held him tightly from head to toe, and he couldn't even breathe in. The air in his lungs became thinner and thinner. Jiang Zuo twisted his buttocks and struggled in fear, wanting to be aggrieved. cry.

Thinking of a certain part of the target used to produce warm milk and body lotion, Jiang Zuo shed tears of wanting to continue being a pig: ... I don't want to be a human, I just want to be a pig in peace.

【……warn!warn!Hypoxic time has exceeded 1 minute! ! 】

Jiang Zuo's eyes turned black, his head became groggy, his lungs seemed to be filled with lead, and even his limbs became heavy. His kicking feet also began to weaken, and he was involuntarily drooling due to the discomfort of suffocation. tears.

【……warn!warn!The hypoxic time exceeds 3 and a half minutes!Decreased vital body functions...]

[Drip-drip-drip-serious warning-the health value of the host has dropped sharply, and the repair has failed--]

Jiang Zuo's eyes gradually blurred, and his ears began to buzz, and vaguely, he heard an indistinct mechanical voice coming from a distant place through the sound of water:

【...Whether... branch line... world... plot line...】

Before Jiang Zuo fell into a coma, he confirmed it with the last ray of consciousness left.

The man pressed the struggling pig hard with a pillow until it stopped struggling and seemed to be dying, then got up and spat at the pig on the ground, "This damn pig..."

After scolding, he kicked again in frustration, and after he calmed down for a while, he straightened his clothes before opening the door and leaving.

[...The host body has been recovered...it is being restored to its original form...]

[It is detected that there are clothes on the body, and the friendship adjustment function has been turned on, which will automatically adjust to the suitable size of the body. 】

The familiar severe pain came from all over the body, and the stretched bones made a crackling sound as if they were about to split, squeezing each other, Jiang Zuo closed his eyes and let out a "beep", and a drop unconsciously flowed out from the corner of his reddish eyes tears.

After a while, the piglet on the ground disappeared, replaced by a boy who fell on the ground. He was lying on his side, his black hair scattered on the ground, and his black dress was torn to the heel of his legs. A large piece of bare back skin and a white and slender leg were exposed.

The black skirt, with the snow-colored back, outlines a charming and erotic impact.

362: emmmmmmm, why do you always feel that the host is like this... like he's about to be fucked again...