Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Zuo, who was promoted to the honorable pig princess, pouted, with super unhappiness written all over his face.

[Congratulations to the host!The value of shoveling shit is 1! 】

362 is full of hope: since wearing a small skirt once can add 1 point to the value of shoveling shit, then wearing a skirt 97 times will pass the world!

Jiang Zuo: ... What do you mean?Can't you see I'm very unhappy now? ?

Fu Shiyu put the pigs in fluffy pink skirts on the glass table above the rotating clothes display rack, as if he didn't see the sad faces of his own pigs, and picked out a lot of small skirts from below.

Looking at the little skirts piled up in front of the target, in addition to the piggy princess dress, there are pure piggy student skirts, charming piggy maid outfits, and sexy backless cat outfits.Anxiety welled up in his heart, and the flustered Jiang Zuo arched his nose: ... dog man, I'm a pig cos what cat? ? ?Put down these dubious things in your hands!

Small skirts of various colors and styles piled up on the glass platform to form a colorful hill, blocking Jiang Zuo's small body so that only half of his curly tail can be seen.

There was a commotion from the shopping mall outside. Seeing that something was wrong, a bodyguard guarding outside hurried into the store and reported the situation to Fu Shiyu: "Mr. Fu, there was a robbery at the nearby bank. One of them The armed robbers escaped and infiltrated the mall, which is now undergoing an emergency evacuation of customers."

The broadcast in the shopping mall outside vaguely sent a notice to appease the customers and organize an emergency evacuation.

The bodyguard turned to Lin Xuanyi: "It's too chaotic outside now, do you have any back door leading to the outside?"

Encountered this kind of thing on the first day on the job, Lin Xuan was also a little at a loss, seeing the few people in front of him who were still calm, he also reacted. He remembered that when he first came to familiarize himself with the store this morning, the store manager told him I said that there is a back door leading to the outside in the small warehouse, but that door is locked all the year round, and it is not often used, so don’t open it casually to avoid theft of things in the warehouse, and there is an alarm button under the cashier counter, in case of emergency Time can be used.

He nodded and pointed to the small warehouse door on the opposite wall: "Yes, there is a back door behind the door of the small warehouse, which can lead directly to the outside..."

As soon as Lin Xuanyi finished speaking, he saw a man with a red ghost mask rushing in. After he entered the store, he quickly closed the glass door behind him, turned around and saw several people in the store, he panicked. Raised the pistol and pointed it forward, the hand holding the gun was still shaking, "No... don't move..."

He remembered that when he was exploring around the bank with his accomplices to make a backup plan for evacuation, he discovered that there was a hidden back door in the store, which could lead directly to the outside. Luan left through the back door.

Hearing the sound, several people turned their heads, and the two bodyguards with calm faces slowly moved towards Fu Shiyu's body little by little, trying to block Mr. Fu so that he would not be injured by a gunshot. Watch the gangster's movements.

Sensing the movement of the two bodyguards in black, the gangster pointed his gun at Fu Shiyu, and shouted with all his strength, "Don't move! Put your hands up...or else...or I'll shoot!"

The two bodyguards stopped at the same place and did not make any further movements. Although there were pocket guns hidden in their cuffs, it was easy to subdue this gangster, but they were not 100% sure that they would take down this gangster without hurting Mr. Fu. They could only take a step forward and take a look. The two took a deep breath and decided to aim at the best time before making a move.

Seeing that Fu Shiyu is protected by bodyguards, he must be some great important figure. As long as he coerces this person, he will take advantage of the weaknesses of the others. It will be much easier to ask them to take out the key to the back door, and his chances of escaping will also be great. A lot, thinking about it, the gangster's eyes began to overflow with bloodshot eyes due to excitement, and the hand holding the gun did not shake so much.

The first time Lin Xuanyi encountered such a scene, his mind went blank, and he took a few steps back in fear.

"Don't talk...all raise your hands...go to the corner for me..." The gangster moved forward slowly and pointed the gun at Fu Shiyu's forehead.

Uncle Xu was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he quickly raised his hands to show that he didn't have any weapons in his hands, and said anxiously: "Don't... don't shoot... why don't you point a gun at me... I'll plead for you hostage……"

Lin Xuanyi stepped back, bent slightly, and slowly shifted his body's center of gravity downward, pretending to glance under the counter inadvertently. Behind several black plastic bags, there was indeed a half-blocked Red emergency call button.

Jiang Zuo's small body was blocked by a pile of skirts, he struggled to reveal his dark eyes, and saw the scene in the store.

Seeing the target being pointed at by the gun, Jiang Zuo held his breath subconsciously, and only now has collected three shit shoveling points, the target cannot die.

Jiang Zuo, who had seen the big scene, didn't panic at all when faced with such a small scene: Where did this guy come from? !How dare you act presumptuously on Brother Jiang's territory in my society!

Jiang Zuo, who was hiding behind the little skirt mountain, began to move his body slowly, and gradually formed a preliminary battle plan in his heart. Jiang Zuo discussed with 362: Well, I have a preliminary battle plan now... I will take aim later. Pounce on the gangster's face, throw him down with acceleration, and subdue him... However, there is a small loophole in this plan...

362: What loophole?

Jiang·Messenger of Justice·Ju Juzuo: emmmmmmm, if the gun goes off and the target is killed...

362:! ! !This loophole is too big (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!

Jiang Zuo poked his head out hesitantly, glanced at Fu Shiyu who was being pointed at by the gun, and thought that as long as he had the cooperation of the target and the right timing, his plan could be completely successful.

There was no blood on the faces of the few people standing by the wall. On the other hand, Fu Shiyu, who was pointed at by the gun, looked calm. He glanced at the little pink piglet blocked by the hill of his skirt. From his angle, he could clearly see Seeing Zhuzhu's poking around, he seemed to be serious about planning something.

Fu Shiyu withdrew his gaze, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth. He looked at the gangster's trembling wrist, and his face was calm.

[Congratulations to the host!The value of shoveling shit is 20! 】

I don't understand why the value of shoveling shit suddenly increased, Jiang Zuo was a little confused: ... Can you still be so happy when you are pointed at a gun?Why don't I buy a toy water gun and point it at you every day after this incident?

But in this way, Jiang Zuo, who heard the reminder of the increase in the value of shoveling shit, took a dose of reassurance: The target has been mixed up to this position, and all the big winds and waves are coming. This time it will definitely not trouble him. Let me see what he has. What action, and then cooperate with him to implement my plan.

"Go... open the back door of the store..." The gangster pointed the gun at Fu Shiyu, and glanced distractedly at Lin Xuanyi who was wearing work clothes.

Lin Xuanyi, who was moving towards the counter in small steps, stiffened his back, thinking that his little action had been discovered, but when he realized that the gangster hadn't made any other moves, he slightly squeezed out a small mouthful from his lungs and held it tightly. air.

The back of the neck was already dripping with sweat, Lin Xuan also slowed down his breathing, and said in a calm and trembling voice: "The back door...is behind the small warehouse...the key is at the counter..."

The gangster glanced at him again, as if he was judging whether he was lying or not. After taking a few breaths, he said harshly, "Go get it!... Don't play any other tricks on me!"

Lin Xuan also raised his hands and kept moving towards the counter.

The gangster pointed the gun at the person in front of him, while distractedly glancing at Lin Xuanyi from time to time.

Seeing Lin Xuanyi dawdling at the counter, he furiously urged: "Hurry up!"

At this moment, Fu Shiyu suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched the gangster's wrist. His movements were quick and fierce, and the position of his strike was precise. The gangster felt his wrist go numb, and his hand holding the gun loosened.

Fu Shiyu caught the falling gun, and the gangster came back to his senses, his eyes were shattered and he reached out to grab the gun back.

Seeing the timing right, Jiang Zuo walked like flying, and rushed forward quickly. He was about to throw himself on the gangster's face and overwhelm him, but on the way to the run-up, he tripped over some skirts, slipped his foot, and Jiang Zuo, who was halfway through the run-up, On the left, the whole small body flew out.

Seeing a powdery unknown object rushing towards him from the corner of his vision, the gangster stared blankly with his eyes wide open, unable to move.

I saw the lump of powder flying straight towards my face, but it fell in a straight line halfway, and then my thighs were cold, and the gangster lowered his head, and saw a pink piglet pulling on his pants, Most of his trousers were ripped off, revealing a pair of washed and faded blue boxers and two plush thighs.

Never expecting to pull down the gangster's pants, Jiang Zuo remained silent: ...well, the effect is almost there...

Startled by the intruding piglet, before the gangster's body had time to react, the two bodyguards immediately held his hands and pressed his arms behind his back.

The stopped gangster twisted his body and struggled to run forward, but his pants were half-faded to his knees and he tripped and fell to the ground, his mouth full of blood.

Before the gangster was about to fall heavily on the ground, Jiang Zuo let go of his hoof and took the opportunity to escape. The traction rope around his neck was stepped on by someone in the chaos. After sticking out his tongue and exchanging two breaths, the helpless Jiang Zuo could only stay where he was, looking at the gangster lying on the ground two by two through the ghost mask.

Jiang Zuo confessed: ...Although I stripped your pants, I'm really not interested in you.

The subdued gangster's eyes were red, and he stared at the little pig in hatred. He struggled to raise his head, and there was a light "knock" sound when a cold and hard object touched the mask on his face. The black barrel.

The mouth of the tube pointed directly at his forehead through the mask.

The gangster held his breath and looked up tremblingly. The face covered by the mask was covered with hot sweat. The sweat on his forehead dripped into his eyes, blurring his vision. Through the blurred light, he could vaguely see Looking at the gentle and indifferent face in front of him, there seemed to be a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

With a half-smile, Fu Shiyu put the muzzle of the gun on the gangster's forehead, exerting a slight force, causing his head to tilt back slightly.

"Who sent you here?"

The gangster's face was covered with sweat, his beating heart seemed to be tightly held by a big hand, and he couldn't breathe. He begged for mercy vaguely: "Forgive...forgive...no...no one...send me ...I... robbed..."

Standing behind Fu Shiyu, Uncle Xu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his husband was not injured, but his brows tightened a bit: "...how could such a coincidence happen?"

But Mr. Fu's coming here today was a temporary idea, no one else knew about it except them, and it was not so fast to make arrangements.

The bodyguard next to him had one free hand and tore away the ghost mask that was covering his face, revealing a scruffy face with beards underneath. He was bloodied and swollen around his swollen lips, looking horrific. people.

Worried about a homicide in the store, Lin Xuanyi hurried forward and untied the leash tied around Jiang Zuo's neck, and let the two bodyguards use it to tie the criminal's hands, and then said to several people: "I just pressed the rope under the counter The alarm is on, the police should be here soon..."

Fu Shiyu glanced at him lightly, he retracted his pistol, stepped on the criminal's face, and pressed the other side of his face to the cold ground.

His mouth was filled with the smell of blood like rust. The culprit felt a burning pain on the side of his face, blood on his cheek as if he had been rubbed by the sole of a shoe, and his ear on one side was buzzing, and he could only open his mouth to let out a few intermittent moans of pain.

Seeing Fu Shiyu glance at Lin Xuanyi with a slightly appreciative look, Jiang Zuo, who felt that he had been left out, stepped forward and hugged Fu Shiyu's other ankle in dissatisfaction: Me!I saved your life!Why don't you praise me? !

362: ...emmmm said that I saved a life... It's not that exaggerated...

Fu Shiyu lowered his eyes, looking at the pink piggy holding his ankle and looking at him eagerly.

His eyes behind the cold lenses were secretive, but the frost in his eyes gradually receded, and after a while, he calmly withdrew his foot from the gangster's face.

[Congratulations to the host!The value of shoveling shit is 10! 】

Jiang Zuo let go of his hoof angrily, and did not forget to step on Fu Shiyu's instep angrily: What? !Is your life so worthless?Cheapskate! !

Fu Shiyu picked up the piglet at his feet, pointed to the hill of skirts on the glass table, and said to Lin Xuanyi, "Pack up these clothes."

Jiang Zuo: ...Do you have a grudge against me?

Lin Xuan also raised his eyes and glanced at the person in front of him, not forgetting the pet's skirt at this time.

He was dressed in an elegant long gown, he spoke and behaved elegantly, and the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose made him look handsome and refined, full of elegance, as if no matter what happened, he always looked calm and indifferent.

Lin Xuanyi's cheeks blushed, and he was in a hurry. He put his hands over the skirt on the stage, embraced him, and walked towards the counter.

"Mr. Fu, why don't you go through the back door first, and leave it to me." Uncle Xu said beside Fu Shiyu.

Lin Xuan didn't dare to stop him, and hurriedly took out the key of the back door from his pocket, opened the rusty back door, and let Fu Shiyu leave with his pet piglet and two bodyguards through the back door.

That night, in order to reward the brave pink piggy, Fu Shiyu asked Mrs. Lin to fill the newly bought small bathtub with warm water after dinner, and asked Jiang Zuo to take a bath.

Sitting in the small bathtub, there are still a few red rose petals floating on the water, and a few small plastic yellow quacks floating around. The bathroom is filled with a scent of lavender, and Jiang Zuo, who is soaking in the bath, is comfortable. He breathed a sigh of relief, a little moved: Is it so happy to be a cute little pig?

362: ...smelly shameless.

After soaking in the bath, Jiang Arab lady Juzuo wrapped a small pink hair towel around her head, and leisurely returned to the air-conditioned room, like a noble lady just out of the bath. Women's house.

Fu Shiyu hugged Jiang Zuo, who had taken a bath, onto the bed. A plate of purple jade grapes was placed in front of Jiang Zuo, who was lying on the big soft bed, and the remote control of the TV was next to him.

Jiang Zuo clumsily adjusted the channel with his nose, and the curved LCD screen TV hanging on the wall was playing a family ethics drama at [-] o'clock in the evening.

Fu Shiyu sat aside, applying body lotion to his fragrant and soft body.

Jiang Zuo, who was massaged so comfortably, forgot how dangerous the people next to him were. He rolled over with a grape in his mouth, humming and chirping, and exposed his bulging round belly to Fu Shiyu's eyes, twisting his belly: ...here Here, try harder.