Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Surrounded by an eerie silence, Jiang·Pink Cotton Candy·Cute Xiaojuju· who finally woke up, arched his meaty belly on the left, "Hang Chi Han Chi" turned over with difficulty, turning his fleshy pink belly to the sky It was exposed outside, and when I looked up, I saw a sharp-edged chin and a pair of mirrors that reflected cold light.

The few people around, even the two bodyguards who had seen the big scene with excellent psychological quality, their eyes widened slightly out of surprise.

The little pink piglet lying softly on Mr. Fu's shoe with a "pa-chi" seemed unaware of the danger it was in. It kicked its short limbs without fear of death, turned over, twisted, and He groaned a few times, as if he was looking for a more comfortable lying position.

I don't understand why the atmosphere is so weird, Jiang Zuo: scratching his head with both hands jpg

Jiang Zuo Knocko 362: ... 2 Ah, am I some terrible biochemical species in the world?Why is everyone silent? ?

Jiang Zuo asked 362, raised his foreleg in confusion, and drew in mid-air: ...Huh?Where are my paws?Why can't I see it?

Looking at the clumsy look of his host's short limbs, 362 actually felt a little cute: ...emmmmm probably because it's too short.

Jiang Zuo couldn't lower his head, and couldn't see his forelimbs even when he blushed. He couldn't tell what species he was, but he could only see a big lump of tender pink, blocking the middle and lower part of his sight.

The corners of Jiang Zuo's eyes twitched, and he had a bad premonition: ...emmmmm, this thing looks familiar...why is it a bit like what I gnawed when I was a child...

362: ...Did you gnaw on pig noses when you were young?

Jiang Zuo:! ! !

My fucking... is this world a pig? ! !

362 answered briefly and positively: Yes.

The heartbroken Jiang Zuo let out a desperate pig cry: ...don't stop me, I'm going to jump into the sea to commit suicide.

Jiang Zuo whimpered, deeply trapped in his own sadness and world-weariness, so 362 had no choice but to repeat what he said earlier: Due to the failure of the main mission of the [Collecting Shit Shovel Value] in the last world, the mission objective of this world has been opened [Based on luck mode], the first object touched by the body is the target of the host's strategy in this world. Now that the task target has been bound, the host is asked to start the strategy plan.

Jiang Zuo listened carefully this time, but he was still lying down, pointing his raised pink pig nose at the person above him, with an arrogant attitude: Where did the man come from? Who told you to stretch out your feet casually? ?

...But, brother, under the foot next to you... why is there still a hand...? ? ?

Jiang Zuo, who was lying comfortably, caught a glimpse of the person kneeling next to him whose hand was stepped on by the mission target, and was at a loss.

The two vigilant bodyguards came back to their senses, and immediately touched the guns at their waists, "Mr. Fu, could this... be a living bomb?"

Jiang Zuo sighed, dismissively: ... Seriously, my friends? ?

"Recently, there is a new type of bomb that can be implanted in a living body. As long as the operator presses the button, it will explode. It is extremely powerful." The two bodyguards were nervous.

Wang Fugui, who was trampled on the back of his hand, didn't dare to move, his back was covered with cold sweat: "Then why don't you hurry up...get rid of this thing..."

Finding that these people were serious, Jiang · pink Xiaojuju · raised four pink little pig's trotters to the left: ... I am so cute, how could it be a bomb?I'm like a sugar-coated cannonball, right?

Pulling the pistol may directly detonate the bomb. The two dedicated bodyguards turned their hands on the gun, and took out a knife from their waist. They bent down and pointed the tip of the knife at Jiang Zuo's head. , going to Jiangzuo cautiously.

Fu Shiyu turned his gaze to Lin Xuanyi who was hiding behind the bodyguard, his gaze paused, and his gaze stayed on his face for a while.

"This is your bag?"

Not knowing why a pig fell out of his satchel, Lin Xuanyi nodded in a daze.

"...Then this is the pig you brought?"

Lin Xuan was also dazed for a second, seeing the two bodyguards looking as if they were facing a formidable enemy, and then looking at the pink pig on the ground that was trembling with fright, hesitating in his heart.

...If you say yes, will you be regarded as a terrorist?

"Yes... I raised it..." Lin Xuanyi struggled inwardly.

Taking advantage of the target's questioning, Jiang Zuo lifted the hem of Fu Shiyu's gown, quickly slipped his small body in, and hugged the target's ankle tightly, Rubbed the high piggy nose on his ankle on the left: spoiled jpg

362: ...Who the hell did that by sneaking under someone else's gown? !Fortunately, the target is wearing pants, otherwise I'll see how you die! ! !

Fu Shiyu bent down, pinched Jiang Zuo's curly pink pig's tail that was exposed at the bottom of his gown, and exerted a little force with his two fingers.

When the tail hurt, Jiang Zuo felt the pain, and let out a few "gurgles" from his throat, and let go of the two soft and fleshy hooves hugging the target's ankles.

Fu Shiyu squinted his slender and long eyes, and picked up the miniature piggy that was pulling on his ankle upside down by its tail.

Jiang Zuo turned the whole pig upside down, his head was congested with blood, he kicked his hooves wildly in mid-air, swayed his body and struggled desperately: ... this male guest, please respect me, otherwise I will turn off the lights!

362:"……"

In the private room, Li Guanxing had already heard the sound of the card being inserted into the card slot, and the door had already been opened, but he waited in the private room for a long time, but he did not see Fu Shiyu coming in.

He bought some new things for Fu Shiyu today. His uncle has a unique taste, and when he meets someone with fair looks and slightly curly black hair, he will look at them more and tell him to spend some time to get them.

Every time he was asked to find someone of the same type, he wondered if his uncle had something Bai Yueguang hidden in his heart.

For this matter, he also secretly sent someone to investigate, but it turned out that there was really no one, which only showed that his uncle might like this type.

After figuring out his uncle's taste, he specially selected this type of person to send to Fu Shiyu. After a long time, it gradually became a fixed once a week. Li Guanxing felt like a professional pimp. .

Yet, as far as he knew, his pimps had failed, not even once.

——Fu Shiyu never touches these people.

Not knowing what his uncle was planning, Li Guanxing didn't dare to ask.

Fu Shiyu is 31 years old this year, no matter what, he is also at the age of a wolf and a tiger, but he did not expect to be very ascetic.

"...What lack of desire...Master Xing...you just said, Mr. Fu...what kind of people do you like...?" Xia Xia, who was held in Li Guanxing's arms, circled his fingers around his chest, curious Driven by his heart, he asked in a soft voice.

"Ask my uncle what type he likes to do... Is one of mine not enough for you?" Li Guanxing hooked the man's chin, "Like me, I like the kind with a thin waist. You can hold it tight and feel cool from the back." When I touch it twice, the taste, tsk tsk tsk..."

After waiting for so long today, Fu Shiyu hadn't come in yet, and there was still a gap in the unclosed door. Hearing the movement outside, Li Guanxing hugged the blushing Xia Xia in a dawdly way, got up and walked towards the door, and pushed it open. Poked his head out.

The battle and atmosphere outside were very strange. Seeing his uncle carrying a pink little piggy, Li Guanxing looked a little strange, "...Uncle, is this your new pet?"

Fu Shiyu loosened his fingers, and Jiang Zuo, who had lost his center of gravity, fell straight down, and fell to the ground with a "click" sound, making a thick muffled sound.

"Clean it up." Fu Shiyu ordered in a low voice. He took the handkerchief from the bodyguard, wiped his slender fingers clean one by one, and threw the handkerchief on the ground.

He has a gentle manner, and no matter what he does, he looks elegant and stable.

"Mr. Fu, what should we do with this pig?" The two bodyguards waited for instructions.

"Keep it."

If there was a bomb buried in the pig's body, it would have exploded long ago.

Fu Shiyu walked into the private room, and stopped when Lin Xuanyi passed by, "Watch your pig and wait here."

Jiang Zuo, who was sore all over, lay on the ground miserably: No one pays attention to me?

362: ...

Fu Shiyu entered the private room, one of the bodyguards left outside dragged Wang Fugui out on the ground, and the other stayed outside the private room to guard.

It seemed that he met some important person today. Lin Xuan also wanted to leave, but he didn't dare to leave. He stepped forward and squatted down, picked up the pink pig that fell on the ground, and muttered softly: "Where is this place?" The pig that came...why is it in my bag...?"

He picked up the satchel, opened it to check if there were any piglets that suddenly appeared in it, and found that there were only a few exercise books inside, and then put in the books that had fallen on the floor.

"Uncle, let me tell you what kind of one you like." Sitting in the private room, Li Guanxing scratched a few hairs anxiously.

For his uncle's life-long event, he spent a lot of thought, but every time he tried to get someone to come, Fu Shiyu ended up letting people sit at the table in front of him, and making people wrap the lower half of the table with a black cloth. Covering his face, he stared at the people for a long time, making them creepy and their legs weak, before ordering them to eat what was on the table.

Knowing that it was Fu Shiyu who was going to serve him, the people who were found felt ecstasy, nervousness, fear and anticipation, and all kinds of emotions were intertwined. However, when they entered the door and heard Fu Shiyu's order, they all stood there in a daze, at a loss, not knowing where they were. make a mistake.

Why did Mr. Fu ask them to cover their faces? …How can I eat while covering the lower half of my face with a black cloth? ?

No one who heard Fu Shiyu's request held the bowl in fear, and ate every bite with trepidation. The taste was like chewing wax, and the spilled rice was everywhere with shaking hands. Fu Shiyu didn't dare to stop his orders, he squeezed a few pieces of cakes and put them into his mouth with a bitter face, several of them were so frightened that they had stomach problems.

There were also a few who boldly tried to seduce Fu Shiyu, but in the end they all had their hands and feet broken and thrown to their subordinates to play with.

It was widely rumored that this was Mr. Fu's eccentricity, but no one dared to say anything more.

Fu Shiyu was sitting on the sofa with one hand clasped lightly on his knee. His palm was large, with well-defined phalanges and slender roots. Several blue veins protruded on the back of his hand, which looked very powerful.

This time, Li Guanxing found five teenagers who met his uncle's requirements in one go. Some of them had twisted waists and slippery skin.

But my uncle didn't move his eyes, it was still the old custom when he came in, he covered the lower half of his face and started eating.

Jiang Zuo, who was caught in Lin Xuanyi's arms, saw several pure young men standing outside the door of the private room, waiting nervously, and the hem of his clothes was crumpled.

Jiang Zuo: Tsk tsk tsk, these promiscuous men!There must be some dirty business going on there! (Try hard to hold back the desire to peep at the door jpg)

Several teenagers went in one by one, and when there was only the last one left at the door, a few more coquettish bastards of completely different types came out from the elevator.

Jiang Zuo kicked his back foot, and kicked out of Lin Xuanyi's arms. Lin Xuanyi was startled, and couldn't help reaching out to grab it. Seeing the little pig obediently stopped at his feet, he didn't intend to run away. Lin Xuanyi Also relieved.

The door closed for a while, and after a long time, it opened again, and the last handsome young man who went in also came out with a downcast expression on his face.

Jiang Zuo was a little envious: ... so long-lasting?It's the fifth one... showing the same envious eyes as a man jpg

This time, when the door opened, Jiang Zuo took advantage of Lin Xuanyi's relaxation of vigilance, and secretly entered behind a few new coquettish sluts.

Li Guanxing looked at the last few people who came in very satisfied. He got a few different things this time. Maybe his uncle has got his taste wrong over the years, so he hasn't found anything he likes.

At the end of the row of posing boys came in, followed by a miniature pig the size of half a palm. When everyone stood still, the pink pig also stood still with a serious face, sitting upright and squatting on the ground.

The light in the private room was dim, Fu Shiyu leaned on the sofa with his head half down, with a cigarette between his fingers, his eyes closed as if he was asleep, the light and shadow were hazy, and the gold-rimmed glasses on his high nose gleamed in the light Wearing a light golden streamer, he has a gentle temperament and a restrained elegance.

"Huh?" Seeing something interesting, Li Guanxing raised his eyebrows, "Uncle, isn't this the little pig outside?"

Seeing that the target closed his eyes and didn't focus on himself, Jiang Zuo raised his two fleshy forelimbs, bent his hind legs and bounced vigorously, and his two small pig ears flapped in mid-air: Choose me! I!Choose me for online dating, I'm super sweet!I'm sugarcoated! !

Fu Shiyu opened his eyes, and his gaze was lightly turned away, with a vaguely captivating aura of looking down on the world.

After successfully attracting the target's attention, Jiang Zuo quickly tightened his ears, and squatted obediently on the ground: ... behaved dignifiedly, as obediently as a piggy.jpg

Fu Shiyu looked away, glanced at the rest of the people, and didn't blame Li Guan Xing for making claims. He just lifted his chin lightly and motioned for them to cover their faces with the black cloth on the table. The brief introduction of the order was clear: "Eat."

A few people tied the black cloth on their faces as they said, looked at the food on the table, and looked at each other. They had heard of Mr. Fu's eccentricities, but when they really faced it, they hesitated.

Hearing that there was food, only Jiang Zuo happily kicked his hind legs up on the spot, trying to reach the table.

Li Guanxing cursed, "Didn't you hear that? Are you deaf?!"

Several people quickly grabbed the chopsticks, but they didn't know how to do it.

While paying attention to the image, at the same time, you have to turn the chopsticks over the black cloth covering your face and put them into your mouth from below without removing the things caught on the chopsticks. This kind of technical work is extremely challenging. It's putting one grain of rice into the mouth, no matter how attractive the posture is.

There was still a cigarette between Fu Shiyu's slender fingers, but he didn't see him puffing. Instead, he put his hand on the handle of the sofa, and the lit cigarette between his fingers lit up with stars, and the smoke was lingering.

Li Guanxing mentioned with great interest the little pig that hopped and tried to jump on the table but failed all the time. He made a black cloth and covered the lower half of his pig's face, and tied a piggy behind Jiang Zuo's head. Knot.

Pleased by Jiang Zuo's funny appearance, he hugged his stomach and laughed loudly: "...Hahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Jiang Zuo: ... What are you hahahaha, is it funny? In which village do you have pigs that are so bloated?

Kicking off Li Guanxing's hand, Jiang Zuo jumped onto the table, the two little pig's feet in front couldn't reach his nose, Jiang Zuo could only wipe the black cloth on his face on the table.

The black cloth was rolled up indiscriminately, exposing the mouth, Jiang Zuo couldn't wait to press his two front hooves on the edge of the plate, arching the pink and tender pig's butt, and buried the whole round cheek in the pastry in front of him inside.

Jiang Zuo raised his head, narrowed his eyes, and smacked his lips happily: "It's delicious, blah blah...

Soon this time, Fu Shiyu issued an order to evict the guests.

"The pig stays." He put out the cigarette in the ashtray, and it sizzled.

Li Guanxing's eyes widened. Damn it, he worked so hard to get so many people, and finally his uncle chose a pig? ? ?