Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Zuo, who couldn't believe what happened, clawed at the crack of the door with his fingernails, feeling very puzzled.

Logically speaking, this person likes to abduct people from the mansion so much, and found himself sleeping here, like a lump of unsuspecting and alluring fat lying on a chopping board, he shouldn't take the opportunity to abduct himself, and then follow Were the others arrested together?Why did you lock him up instead? ?

362 Gengzhi: Maybe this person finds out that the host can't do anything other than eat and wait for death, and destroy it, so it has no use value at all...

Jiang Zuo was angry: ... Dog System, please clarify your status as a son!

Facing the fact that there was no point at all, Jiang Zuo scratched the back of his head, and shook the tightly closed door again without giving up. He stared at the two tightly closed door panels without blinking, trying to let himself The sharp and menacing gaze pierced through the carved wooden door, staring at the villain who stood outside the door and did such insane things.

Until his eyes were dry and sore, Jiang Zuo, who hadn't received any results, rubbed his eyes aggrievedly, lay down on the door and patted the door pitifully: "Anyway, someone can explain it to me... "

No one outside responded.

Jiang Zuo put his ears on the door, but he still didn't hear anything except his own breathing and the faint chirping of insects from outside the house.

Logically speaking, with such a loud voice, didn't he attract half of the servants in the mansion?When I came here, I heard myself screaming, so I should have let myself out, but until now, there was still no sound outside the door.

Jiang Zuo felt a little heartbroken: "...Why didn't you reply me outside the door? Don't you even want to say a perfunctory word to me...?"

362:"……"

When you find out that you've been locked up in a small dark room, I'll see how you behave.

362 explained to Jiang Zuo: ...the host has been locked up so many times in a small black room, are you still not familiar with who did this?

Jiang Zuo, who hadn't thought about it at all, was stunned for a moment, and repeated 362's words with difficulty: "Little... small black house? ?

When 362 mentioned this, Jiang Zuo immediately understood whose order it was.

No wonder none of the servants dared to open the door for him, Jiang Zuo kicked the door angrily to vent his anger: "Dog man! How did I provoke you again!! Why did you lock me in the small black room again?!"

362: This is the terrible consequence of the host's reckless decision not to go back to fulfill her post-marital obligations.

Jiang Zuo pressed his forehead against the door panel, feeling sad: ... This damn dog man, there is no crispy skin duck for one night, you can't help but do it yourself, if you have enough food and clothing, just interrupt a few. It's not a very simple thing Why... Why do you have to make it so complicated and shut me down in the little black room...

The door was locked and could not be opened. Jiang·Demolition Society Ha Zuo, who came from the evil forces of Siberia, took two steps back and was about to kick the door open with all his strength. As soon as he lifted his foot, he caught a glimpse of the small slump Upper half open windows.

Jiang Zuo withdrew his feet, smiling like a cute two hundred catty brother Ha: Hee hee... hee hee hee hee... dog man, you still want to lock me up in the little black room? ?You are delusional! ! !

Jiang Zuo couldn't wait and ran towards the window. He carefully opened the propped window a crack, then bent down, supported the window sill with both hands, tiptoed, and stepped out a foot from the half-open window.

The window sill was a bit high, and after Jiang Zuo protruded a leg, he hung on it like riding a horse.

Feeling uncomfortable that the thin window sill was stuck in the ditch, Jiang Zuo twisted his butt slightly, adjusted the angle, then leaned down to hold the window sill tightly, and stepped on the small sill , the foot outside the window kicked in mid-air.

Jiang Zuo groped and stretched out the other foot that was still inside the room.

"...Where do you want to escape to?"

In the quiet night, an extremely cold voice suddenly sounded out of the window.

The plan to escape from the small black room was only halfway through, when the sudden sound startled Jiang Zuo, his upper body bounced, and his head hit the window above his head, and he was dizzy and dizzy from the hit. A bulging bag emerged from the top.

I don't know when Gu Jinhuai appeared outside the window, but the voice seemed to be in a bad mood, and I had a hunch that if I was caught, I would definitely be fucked hard again. Compared with it, I might as well just stay in the small black room and pretend Introspection is safer.

Jiang Zuo, who knocked his head through with such a blow, quickly retracted the foot exposed out of the window back into the room without saying a word, and fell to the ground without a firm grip on one of his hands.

Not caring about rubbing his sore butt, Jiang Zuo quickly got up, and immediately closed the window with a "snap" before he could stand still.

Panting for breath, Jiang Zuo made sure that the window was tightly closed, as if standing outside the window was a terrifying beast with fangs.

362: ...Stay obediently in the small black room...pretend to reflect? ? ?

Then you should put on a show... This reaction will only irritate the hero (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Jiang Zuo crossed his hands: Tsk tsk tsk, there is no overnight feud between husband and wife, this kind of trivial matter, the dog man will definitely forget it all by tomorrow.

Collapsed on the small collapse, Jiang Zuo decided to sleep first and then wake up tomorrow.

In the quiet night, there was a clear sound of a key being inserted into the lock, with a chilling sound of metal clashing, followed by a "click", and the lock was opened.

The door was pushed open with a "creak", and the cool breeze carried the fragrance of flowers and couldn't wait to roll in. A slender figure stood at the door with the light behind his back, and the bright and white moonlight poured into the room from behind him, filling the room with splendor. .

His face is like a spring flower, and in the misty and illusory moonlight, he looks like a fairy with no appearance and a picturesque figure.The floor of the room under the moonlight seemed to be covered with cold broken jade. Gu Jinhuai stepped on the fine moonlight all over the floor, and walked slowly to the edge of the small cave. His voice was low and undulating, and he couldn't hear his emotions——

"... Is Aifei willing to nest in this small bed, rather than go back to the room to sleep with the king?"

Jiang Zuo's ears automatically filtered out this bullshit address, he sat up, rubbed his fingers and said, "That... I have an immature suggestion..."

"...Actually... there is nothing that a cold shower can't solve... If it doesn't work... just take two..."

Before he finished listening to Jiang Zuo's words, Gu Jinhuai took out a booklet from his sleeve with a cold face, and threw it on the small bed.

His suggestion was ignored before he finished speaking, Jiang Zuo was angry: Let me say a few words to you, an ignorant dog man!

Jiang Zuo lowered his head angrily, and under the moonlight, he saw clearly that in the booklet that had been opened, there were a series of best pregnancy postures ♂ described carefully and vividly with pictures and texts.

Jiang Zuo's hands trembled slightly: ...Calmly analyze and try to organize the language jpg

Thinking about it carefully, no one should have popularized this knowledge with the hero. Jiang Zuo patiently explained the common sense to him: "...the person who sold you this thing is definitely not a good thing! Let me tell you, crispy Leather ducks cannot give birth to children..."

Gu Jinhuai bent down, held his wrist with his backhand, and sneered: "How do you know if you don't try?"

Jiang Zuo: ... Listen, do you speak human language? I can't answer it.

Gu Jinhuai leaned over and pressed him on the Xiaotan.

The square under him is not big, it is placed by the window, just enough to accommodate another person, when Gu Jinhuai presses up, Jiang Zuo has nowhere to dodge, and he is worried that Xiaota will not be able to withstand the movement of two people and collapse , I could only curl up carefully, not daring to move.

The evening clouds gradually rose, holding back some of the moonlight.

In the dark night, there was an ambiguous rustling sound when the cloth rubbed against each other, and there was little moonlight shining through the door.

The shirt was half-faded and piled up around his waist, Jiang Zuo was clinging to Gu Jinhuai's back, and the little thing under him creaked as if he couldn't bear it, his eyes were flushed and he couldn't speak, he gasped and said angrily: "... Qiaoli... huh... give me a little light...!"

At this time in the inn, a candle was flickering brightly, Gu Hengyu, who couldn't sleep, felt restless, and kept paced back and forth in the room.

He originally planned to take Xu Rongyu back to the palace to explain clearly to his father, but now that the "six princesses" died, all his escape routes were blocked.

Seeing Gu Hengyu walking back and forth restlessly, the eunuch in charge brought a bowl of mung bean soup to relieve fever, and said, "Your Highness, how about...bring the real Xu Shuqing to Your Majesty?"

Gu Hengyu stopped, pondered for a while the feasibility of what the eunuch in charge said, and said: "Go on."

"Your Highness might as well use all the tricks and push all the matter of stealing the beam and changing the princess to the Sixth Prince..."

"At that time, it can be inferred that these are all the schemes of the sixth prince, and with the testimony of the concubine's concubine, it can be confirmed that the real concubine has been replaced long ago, and the one who died was a fake, just to frame the prince..."

Gu Hengyu's eyes lit up, as if the dust covered in his heart was swept away immediately, and his gloomy mood suddenly cleared up.

It was Taifu's plan to change the bag and Xu Shuqing earlier. At that time, Gu Jinhuai had reached the age of marriage. However, due to his embarrassing status and status, none of the courtiers was willing to marry his daughter to him. Heard of his eccentricity of not liking to be close to others, and the crown prince was at the height of his power in court, so this matter has been suppressed all the time.

Not long ago, the Taifu spoke to the emperor, saying that his youngest daughter had admired the Sixth Prince for a long time, and that she would not marry unless she was a concubine. The emperor must be grateful to Dade for this marriage, and what he said was watertight.

There was no better choice left and right, and he was too lazy to bother, so the emperor raised his hand and issued an order to marry Xu Shuqing, the youngest daughter of the Taifu family, to the sixth prince.

On the way to Gu Jinhuai's fiefdom, Xu Shuqing was replaced by Xu Rongyu, her own dead man.

Gu Hengyu immediately repaired two letters, one of which was sent back to the current Taifu face to face, and explained that he was going to Luoxia Mountain, and that he would bring Xu Shuqing to clarify the matter in front of his father. "Truth" program.

The other letter was sent to the Zen temple in Luoxia Mountain. In the letter, he explained the whole story to Xu Shuqing, arranged words with her in advance, and asked her to clean up, waiting for him to pick her up.

As soon as the order was settled, even if Gu Hengyu set off for Luoxia Mountain with only a few confidantes, he hurried on his horse and started on the road in a hurry.

On the second day, Jiang Zuo woke up naked lying on the bed, and his eyes were full of festive red. He sat up with his sore waist and found that he had returned to the wedding room after last night. Before the wedding tent was changed, Jiang Zuo looked around, but did not see Gu Jinhuai.

Jiang Zuo heaved a sigh of relief, turned over and got out of bed quickly, planning to get dressed and take the opportunity to run away, but all his clothes that were originally in the closet were gone, and there was only a set of skirts in the empty closet.

A set of women's clothing suddenly appeared in the room, who else would I wear it for besides myself?Jiang Zuo: ... I don't know if I don't see it or not.

The quilt on the bed didn't know where it went, Jiang Zuo secretly hid the women's clothing under the bed, pulled the hanging wedding curtain to cover himself, then called Butler Lin, put on airs, and asked him to find a set of clothes for himself Come.

Butler Lin bent over: "My lord has ordered, the clothes are ready... If the princess wants to go out, she can only wear the clothes prepared by the lord."

To make it clear is to know that he is embarrassed to go out in women's clothing, even the quilt has been taken away, and there is no escape for himself. Jiang Zuo was so aroused, and his temper also came up: the dog man is so terrible! !I want to go out today! !

Viciously, he took out the women's clothing hidden under the bed, and Jiang Zuo used the mental victory method to hypnotize himself: Only sissy men need to wear men's clothing!Real men don't wear anything unmanly! !

362:"……"

Jiang Zuo shook off the skirt in his hand imposingly, then stood and studied it for a quarter of an hour with the skirt in hand, and found that he didn't know how to wear it.

Jiang Zuo shed tears: ... dog man, I suggest you die.