Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Hearing the man kneeling on the ground utter a new word that he had never heard before, Gu Jinhuai was a little puzzled, he frowned slightly, "...what is that?"

"My lord doesn't know something. The one who bears it below always has to go through cleaning inside and out first..."

Jiang Zuo, who was in a panic, looked at the kneeling man on the ground, and then at the man next to him who was full of curiosity for knowledge. Suddenly, he came up to Gu Jinhuai's ear and pointed at the kneeling man on the ground with his finger. , whispered, "What are you talking to him about so much? If it's a man, just fuck him! The kind that makes sparks come out!!"

Jiang Zuo, who felt that he was really a clever little ghost, patted Gu Jinhuai's shoulder solemnly, and stuffed a melon seed he bit open just now into his palm, taking it as encouragement.

362 couldn't stand it anymore: "..." Heh, did the host think he could run away like this, naive.

Gu Jinhuai didn't eat the melon seeds that Jiang Zuo put in his palm, but took advantage of the opportunity to pinch his hand that was close to his palm, and he ordered the two young men kneeling on the ground, "... the process, say Need more details."

"Yes," the gentle man kneeling on the ground named Qing Jin raised his head and stared at the cup of tea in front of Gu Jinhuai with a dull expression. He continued, "... After soaking and bathing in the bath soup, the prince can make that person kneel on the ground... If you meet someone who doesn't cooperate, you can call a few big men to hold the person down firmly, and after that, you can pass a stick. Slender tubes of warm water..."

He slowly and expressionlessly explained the process of humiliation he had suffered, his hands under his sleeves had already been pinched tightly into his palms, "The warm water flowed into the stomach, and the lower abdomen was stretched and painful, like the stomach It looks as if it will burst if it is filled with lead, and that person is struggling the most at this time, so the prince needs to ask someone to hold it tight, and don't let him drain the water so early..."

"...The whole process needs to be repeated three times until only clear water comes out at the end."

Gu Jinhuai turned his head slightly, glanced at Jiang Zuo, and asked again: "...will it hurt?"

Sensing Gu Jinhuai's gaze, Jiang Zuo:? ? ?

...I rub it!dog man! !Don't think about it! ! !

Qing Jin, who was kneeling on the ground, laughed mockingly.

Like these rich and powerful men who were born with a golden spoon in their mouths, they always only care about their own comfort and how to get here, so how can they care about their life and death?Their lives are cheap, and many of them are thrown into mass graves in a bundle of straw mats, they don't even care about their lives, do they care about pain or not?

It is also heard that the sixth prince is a master who does not like others to touch his clean body, it seems that it is just an appearance.

"I'm afraid the lord doesn't know that this enema is nothing at all. What I have to do afterwards is really painful." Qing Jin tugged at the corners of her dry lips, showing an extremely ugly look laugh.

"...Then how can I avoid it?"

Unexpectedly, the sixth prince would continue to question, Qing Jin regained her composure a little, and then she turned her gaze to the person sitting next to Gu Jinhuai.

The tailor had just arrived in the morning, and the clothes for Jiang Zuo hadn't been finished yet, when Gu Jinhuai woke up this morning, he put on his own clothes for him.

A purple robe with a dead branch of winter plum embroidered on the corner of the robe with a golden thread pattern. The hem is a bit long, and the wide cuffs are also rolled up by Jiang Zuo and piled up at the elbows, revealing two white arms. Come on, at this moment, his face looked like he was lost in thought, and he unconsciously squeezed the melon seeds on the plate with both hands.

I thought it was just a child molester who was no different from them, but a little favored, but from this point of view, maybe it was the sixth prince's... sweetheart?

No matter who it is, it should be someone that the prince cherishes very much, Qing Jin sighed and thought to herself, but so what, when she gets old and fades, won't she just be thrown away like a rag?

Sensing the slightly deep gaze on the ground, Jiang Zuo raised his head, and saw that this time it was the kneeling person on the ground looking at him, and he didn't understand why everyone kept looking at him when they were talking about such a strange and serious topic. Jiang Zuo: ...Don't read it, read it again, interrupt a few times, and then commit suicide.

Sitting on the side, Gu Jinhuai put down Jiang Zuo's sleeves, which had been rolled up to his elbows, covering his two white and tender elbows. With his dark eyes drooping, he pursed his lips and said, "... Good for your eyes."

"Otherwise... I don't mind asking someone to gouge out your eyes and feed them to the dogs."

There was a thin layer of cold sweat on the back of the kneeling person on the ground, and the two quickly lowered their heads, not daring to look at the young man next to the prince again.

Jiang Zuo, who was still thinking about how to slip away, suddenly heard the word "feed the dog", he paused the foot that was about to stretch out, and then obediently put it back, Jiang Zuo: ... Forget it, I'll just sit down and observe Besides the situation, it is not too late for a gentleman to run away in ten years.

362: ...Now you can probably buy the size of the coffin when you are on the road now, please think twice before doing so, the host.

The two kneeling young men didn't even dare to breathe, so Gu Jinhuai asked them some specific steps to do that, and Jiang Zuo, who sat aside and listened more and more disturbed, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and pinched them in his hands. There was a bang and rattle, and even the rhythmic background music melody of the eighth radio gymnastics was produced, trying to cover up the reply of the two kneeling on the ground.

Gu Jinhuai glanced at him lightly, then lifted the troublesome Jiang Zuo by the back collar, carried him outside the door like a chicken, and asked him to stand against the door panel, "Stand here obediently, don't mess around run."

Jiang Zuo's legs were already ready to move after being freed.

Gu Jinhuai lowered his voice, and added in a cold tone, "...if you don't want to have your ankle broken by this king, put on a silver chain and lock you in the house, and you can't get out for the rest of your life..."

Jiang Zuo: Oh, forever?Dog man, you really dare to think.

362: ...The host please consider carefully this time, it is impossible to leave the palace before completing the side mission, if you don't want to enter the small black room, don't bother!

The aggrieved and helpless Jiang Zuo stood obediently against the door panel like a kid who made a mistake and was punished to stand.

Gu Jinhuai closed the door, and Liu Jiangzuo stood at the door with his head down pitifully, staring at the railing of the corridor for a while, then knocked on 362 boredly: What is the side mission, 2, give it to me again talk about it.

362: The side mission of the second world is to solve the disappearance case of the palace. The mission requirement is not only to find out who did it, but also to find out the motive.

The disappearance of the palace?

When Jiang Zuo remembered that he was still a weak Erha, he heard what Lin Butler said when he reported to Gu Jinhuai, saying that seven servants had disappeared in the mansion recently, and they were all during the time when the hostess came.

He didn't remember the identities of the other missing people. The only thing he knew was that one of the missing people was the mistress' personal servant.

Jiang Zuo was wearing ill-fitting clothes, and the hem behind him was a bit long. He dragged the long hem of his robe, and walked back and forth at the door a few times, hesitating in his heart whether he should secretly go to the heroine to investigate the situation.

Thinking of the fate of the princess in the last century, Jiang Zuo hesitated again. Although it is true that they are all paper figures, if they are discovered and the heroine dies because of this, it will be too miserable...

362 Honesty: After meeting the host, isn't the heroine always miserable...

Just as Jiang Zuo was thinking depressedly with his head down, Steward Lin suddenly appeared beside him without saying a word, staring at Jiang Zuo with an unkind expression.

Suddenly there was an aura around him, Jiang Zuo came back to his senses, he patted the hem of his clothes, put on a super cute look, and chatted with Lin Butler, "... Lin Butler... I heard that the palace recently... disappeared many people?"

Hearing Jiang Zuo's question, Lin Butler looked mysterious.

——This unknown person is so concerned about the affairs of the mansion, even if he is not a monster, he must be an undercover agent sent by the prince.

Pursing his dry lips, Lin Butler stared straight at Jiang Zuo, as if to monitor his next move.

Gu Jinhuai, who was in the room, came out with a sullen face, frowning after hearing what the two young men said about the many troubles caused by their actions.

He called Steward Lin to put the two of them in another courtyard, and led Jiang Zuo to the dining room for lunch.

Not a while after eating and drinking, Xu Rongyu came with a medicine bowl, Shi Shiran.

This morning it was probably because the animal beside her died and the prince was sad, so she did not look at the prince when she came to the dining room with the soup for breakfast.

Come again at lunch time, as expected the prince had already sat in the dining room and finished the meal, seeing the prince recovering so quickly, Xu Rongyu couldn't help but glow, with a smile on her face, she walked into the hall with the food table.

Although she didn't poison the pastry last night, when she pinched the animal's paw, she took the opportunity to smear it with poison that would kill if eaten.

As long as the beast licks its paws, it will die of poison in a short time.

Thinking that there will be no more damned beasts to sabotage her plans in the future, and also eliminate the possibility of the sixth prince doubting her identity, Xu Rongyu's face became brighter. When she stepped into the dining room, she raised her eyes and realized that she was with the prince. The young man sitting at the same table was surprised, she put on a weak look, and said softly, "My lord... this is...?"

In the past few days in the palace, the only thing she has learned is that the sixth prince is withdrawn and doesn't like to be touched by others, let alone eat at the same table with others.

Xu Rongyu felt a strong sense of crisis in her heart. When she remembered, she had heard a servant talk about how the lord not only recovered from illness, but also stayed in the house for a long time with the two servants presented by Butler Lin. I just laughed it off, but at this moment, I saw that boy was sitting at the same table as the prince, and I had worked so hard for so many days. Last night, I even used the beauty tricks, but I didn't even touch the corner of the prince's clothes. Xu Rongyu Embarrassed, his face flushed red.

As if to show off, the young lady was still wearing the prince's clothes, so shameless, Xu Rongyu spat hard in his heart.

Seeing this, the two teaching nuns behind her also sternly said, "Who is so presumptuous, not only eating at the same table with the prince, but also not saluting when seeing the princess, and there is no rule at all! How did the six princes teach these things?" Is it a lowly servant who behaves properly?"

There was still a chicken leg stuffed in Jiang Zuo's cheek, and his mouth was full of oil. He heard the abuse and raised his head in a daze: Huh? ? ?

Looking up and seeing the food table in Xu Rongyu's hand, with two medicine bowls on it, Jiang Zuo stared wide-eyed: "It's medicine again?! I'm really not sick!"

Seeing that the lowly Mr. Rabbit ignored his own words, Mammy Yijiao jumped over Xu Rongyu angrily and stood in front of Jiang Zuo. She raised her wrinkled slap high and then swung it down. To be merciful is to smack Jiang Zuo's right face and disfigure him.

The slap was halfway down, but before it fell completely, a jade chopstick that pierced through the air pierced into her raised palm with lightning speed, and then pierced out from the back of her hand.

In an instant, the blood was dripping, and the teaching mother looked at her pierced palm with wide eyes, as if she hadn't reacted yet.

After a while, she opened her cloudy eyes like copper bells, and her scream echoed shrillly in the dining room.

Jiang Zuo, who was all red in front of his eyes, crazily hypnotized himself: Paper hand... well, it's just a paper hand...

Xu Rongyu and his party were so shocked by the situation in front of them that they could not speak, but Gu Jinhuai calmly held the small medicine bowl and brought it to Jiang Zuo's lips, "Drink it soon?"

362 dubbed Jiang Zuo: dog meat soup, a soup made from dog meat...

Feeling the fear of being threatened, Jiang Zuo: ... Stubbornly raised his head, not letting himself cry.

Jiang Zuo, who raised his head and still shed a drop of crystal tears from the corner of his eyes, felt bitter, he took the medicine bowl from Gu Jinhuai with trembling hands, pinched his nose, raised his head and gulped it down in one gulp.

Jiang Zuo was so bitter that he shed tears: pretending to be drinking Lafite from 82 and pretending to be happy.jpg

At night, Gu Jinhuai led Jiang Zuo straight to the bathhouse before he finished his meal.

The fog in the bathroom was steaming, Gu Jinhuai held his hand tightly, not letting Jiang Zuo shake off his hand.

Feeling something was wrong, Jiang Zuo thumped and wanted to run: "Actually, we've grown up so much, so it wouldn't be good to take a bath together?"

Gu Jinhuai lightly raised the corners of his eyes, and with one hand he gently tore away the loose belt around Jiang Zuo's waist, his voice in his throat was low and hoarse——

"...what's wrong?"