Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 34 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 7

The black Tibetan mastiff that the four of them were leading together bared its teeth and grinned fiercely. It ground its two front paws on the ground, glaring at Jiang Zuo, whose four fleshy claws were tightly clenched on Gu Jinhuai's lapel, as if it was about to pounce at any time. The ferocious appearance of coming up and tearing him to shreds.

Jiang · the weak and honest dog ha Zuo Seshi trembled, he tugged at Gu Jinhuai's front: ... that, I think Bu Xing.

Seeing that Gu Jinhuai didn't respond, Lin Butler didn't intend to retreat, but just looked at him without saying a word.

Speaking of which, his original intention was not to really want these dogs to fight to the death, nor did he want the ferocious Tibetan mastiff to tear up the stupid dog with a stupid face in the prince's arms, but to let the prince see clearly The fact that the stupid dog is useless.

In terms of cuteness and cuteness, the stupid dog is not as good as the naive little puppies he found, and in terms of ferocity and might, it is not as good as this majestic Tibetan mastiff.

Butler Lin's wind-beaten gully-like face was full of firmness, he pursed his lips, and persuaded again, "My lord, this old servant has served you for so many years... Everything is put first by the lord, and this time it's the same." For the sake of the prince..."

"If the prince doesn't want to watch these puppies fight, why not compare and see which puppy will please the master more?"

Jiang·can only cause destruction·will not please the master at all·demolition dog ha·Zuo feels inappropriate: emmmmm, young and helpless, I think this is also a star...

362: ...I think you are young and helpless, but you can tear down houses, or compare which dog is the best at tearing down houses. I, Hai Xing, think it is very good.

Butler Lin firmly believed that as long as the lord stayed with the other puppies who had been specially trained and knew how to please his master for a while, he would completely forget about that stupid dog who knew nothing but knew how to cause trouble.

Seeing that Gu Jinhuai still did not make a sound, Lin Butler signaled with his eyes a servant who was holding Xiaohou to loosen the chain in his hand.

The mole is light brown in body, with small ears and short tail, and the fluffy hair is bulging and round, like a fluffy ball. When the chain was loosened, the chow looked back a little uneasy, and then Turning her head back to look at Gu Jinhuai in front of her, then shivering and leaning towards his feet, she blinked her black eyes and let out a "woo".

Seeing how obedient this little dog is, Steward Lin also smiled, and he introduced, "My lord, this hound looks exactly like a lion cub, but it is simple and honest. The most commendable thing is that this dog has a gentle temperament and is extremely docile... ..."

362 sighed for a long time, worried about the prospect of the host completing the task: the shit shoveling value has only been collected to 64, and the competition for favor is coming... Tsk tsk tsk, such a cute chow, I think the host will be thrown into limbo soon , when the time comes, the heroine's shit shoveling value will not be collected, and the male protagonist's shit shoveling value will be gone... Maybe it won't be long before he won't even be able to eat...

As soon as he heard that there was no food, Jiang Zuo immediately pricked up his ears vigilantly. He looked at Gu Jinhuai, and then at Gu Jinhuai's feet, the fat and soft chow cub that could be easily crushed at first glance. He was very confident. Without saying a word, Jiang Zuo jumped out of Gu Jinhuai's embrace with his body arched. He arched his back and barked at the chow chow with a nasal sound and the sweet smell of hawthorn.

Jiang Zuo shouted hoarsely and fiercely: "Wow! Wow, woof, woof..."

He had just finished chewing a candied hawthorn, and when Jiangzuo opened his mouth, the remaining hawthorn core that had been in his mouth fell out from the corner of his mouth, rolling down onto the little pine tree. Lion's feet.

"..."

The little Chow Chow, who had never seen such a battle before, froze for a moment, then lay down and played with the hawthorn core that fell by his feet, completely ignoring Jiang Zuo who was standing in front of him aggressively.

362 has no expression on his face, but still considerately decides to join in the show: ... Well, this is really scary.

The threat to the Chow Chow had no effect at all. Under Jiang Zuo's barking, the Tibetan Mastiff seemed to be provoked instead. It dragged the four chained servants behind it and moved forward vigorously. Moving around, the Tibetan Mastiff's eyes were red, hot air was blowing from his nose, and saliva with a foul smell dripped from between the sharp teeth.

Jiang Zuo shrank his neck, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the servants behind the Tibetan mastiff tightly holding the chains, thinking that without Gu Jinhuai's order, these people would never let go of the chains in their hands, Jiang Zuo suddenly gained confidence .

The unscrupulous Jiang Zuo swaggered in front of the Tibetan mastiff, and tried on the edge of the broken leg, Jiang Zuo: You will be beaten later, do you hear me, I repeat, you will be beaten later.

The Tibetan Mastiff was obviously irritated by Jiang Zuo's disdainful expression, its eyes were reddened, and it began to bark loudly.

Amidst the chaotic barking of dogs, Lin Butler frowned, and then continued to speak to Gu Jinhuai, "...More A few puppies brought by the old slave will accompany the prince first...?"

Gu Jinhuai who stood silently by the side suddenly said, "Okay."

Unexpectedly, it was so easy to convince the prince, butler Lin suddenly raised his head, and asked with some surprise and uncertainty: "What does the prince mean...?"

"Two dogs fight, and the winner stays."

Jiang Zuo, who was pulled halfway and suddenly demolished, shook his body and was forced to lose his dream: ... What do you mean by that, I don't like it, please withdraw it as soon as possible.

Butler Lin hesitated to look at the two puppies with huge size differences. He didn't expect that the prince would agree to this proposal, but if there was a real fight, the Tibetan mastiff he found must be the winner. Butler Lin He couldn't hide the joy on his face, and he said with great relief, "It's so good..."

Jiang Zuo looked sadly at the Tibetan mastiff who was impatient to pounce on him: ... I confirmed the eyes, it is the dog who wants to kill me.

After thinking about it, Jiang Zuo decided to slip away first, he turned his head and hugged Gu Jinhuai's leg tightly, and then arched his butt and tried his best to climb up the leg of his trousers.

[Male protagonist shoveling value 10]

Thinking that collecting the excrement shoveling value means that he escaped a catastrophe, Jiang Zuo heaved a sigh of relief, hanging firmly on Gu Jinhuai's lap, waiting for him to rescue him.

Gu Jinhuai bent down, grabbed Jiang Zuo by the back of his neck, pulled him away from the corner of his robe, then put Jiang Zuo on the ground, patted his round butt, and pushed him onto the Tibetan mastiff's neck. before.

Looking directly at the fierce and ferocious Tibetan mastiff in front of him, a trace of unspeakable bitterness began to flood from the bottom of his heart. Jiang Zuo, who felt that he had been cheated, choked sadly: ... You dog man, you are forcing me to die, do you know that?

The four servants who were leading the Tibetan mastiff let go at the signal of the housekeeper, and the unleashed Tibetan mastiff opened its mouth wide, and rushed towards Jiang Zuo viciously without the slightest hesitation.

Jiang Zuo is pitiful: Brother, everyone is a dog, don't you feel that you are a bit too much...?

The sharp claws of the Tibetan mastiff pierced through the air, and before it touched Jiangzuo, a bunch of thin, sharp candied haws sticks came from the air, passing through the head of the Tibetan mastiff with a "swoosh", straight from the back of the head It was worn out and nailed to the vermilion pillars in the dining room.

Before the Tibetan mastiff could howl, it fell down with a "bang", stirring up dust all over the ground, and died in an instant.

A column of blood mixed with white brains flowed out from the back of the Tibetan mastiff's head. The other puppies were frightened and trembled, curled up tightly and dared not move.

??Gu Jinhuai slowly wiped off a trace of sticky sugar coating on the sugar sticks on his fingertips with a brocade handkerchief, then carried the puppy who was stunned on the ground back to his arms, and used a brocade handkerchief to cleanse He gently wiped the dust off his paws.

His brows were drooping, and his long curled eyelashes concealed the bloody redness and gloom that flashed past in his ecstatic peach blossom eyes, revealing only his side face as bright as an autumn moon, and his plump and white long neck like a grub.

"Based on this, the king's pet dog should have won, right?" Gu Jinhuai threw the brocade handkerchief and asked in a deep voice.

Butler Lin never expected this result: "This..."

"Steward Lin just now, but he didn't say that the king can't help." Gu Jinhuai raised his eyes and smiled lightly with the corners of his lips curled up.

Butler Lin blushed, thinking that he hadn't made it clear just now, so he could only choke the words in his throat.

"The rest of them..." Gu Jinhuai's eyes lightly passed over the puppies that were huddled together.

Seeing Gu Jinhuai's gaze sweeping over, the puppies whimpered in fright, and a circle of yellow liquid gradually spread on the ground where they were crowded.

"Steward Lin said that this king's pet dog is useless, but according to this king, he is quite courageous."

Butler Lin lowered his head, and saw the puppy in Wang Ye's arms staying in his arms obediently without fear at all, staring at Wang Ye's side face in a daze, and then looked at the dog that was so frightened that he lost control of himself. Butler Lin stopped talking about the puppies.

362: ...emmmmm, to be honest, the host was petrified.

Jiang Zuo huddled in Gu Jinhuai's arms in a daze. For a moment, he felt that the hero seemed to be inexplicably duplicated with the doggy holy monk from the previous world, but when he raised his eyes again, he couldn't see the corner of his eyes again. The extremely bewitching redness and ferocity, only a little lonely mole of tears, fell somewhat seductively under the corners of his eyes.

Jiang Zuo didn't recover until he returned to the study.

Gu Jinhuai put Jiang Zuo on the table, he lightly rolled up the Huawen cloud sleeves, dipped in water and ink with a fine tip, then pinched Jiang Zuo's meaty paws, and began to teach him to write.

Gu Jinhuai held the puppy's fluffy paw, stroked on the rice paper, and wrote the word "Gu" very seriously.

Jiang Zuo stared at the face of the hero who was close in front of him, and then looked at the hand holding his paw, Jiang Zuo came back to his senses: ...Teach a dog to write?Are you afraid you are sick? ? ?

As he bowed his head, a strand of shiny black hair fell on Jiang Zuo's side, and the sandalwood fragrance permeated the air, leaving it long and quiet.

The medicine that he drank after breakfast, the effect of the medicine swept along with the comforting sandalwood around his side, Jiang Zuo felt sleepy in a daze, Ren Gu Jinhuai grabbed one of his paws and closed his eyes. Eyes are asleep.

After a while, there was a soft knock on the door.

"My lord, His Royal Highness has sent the eunuch in charge here, and he is waiting in the middle hall at this time, according to my lord..." Butler Lin's hoarse and honest voice sounded outside the door.

He lowered his head and was about to pick up the puppy who was exceptionally quiet today, when he tilted his head and fell asleep at some point.

Gu Jinhuai couldn't help being a little dazed, and then called someone to find a thick snow-colored fox fur, wrapped Jiang Zuo tightly from the beginning to the end, and then carried him to the small bed, and went out of the study to meet Lin The butler went to the nave together.

In the middle hall, Fu Lu, the eunuch in charge next to His Highness the Crown Prince, was sitting in the hall with a cup of tea in his hand. Behind him stood two elderly nuns. Seeing Gu Jinhuai enter the hall, they stood up to greet him.

After Gu Jinhuai was seated, Fu Lu, the eunuch in charge, explained his intention of coming to him, "His Royal Highness, after hearing about the eccentricity of the prince, is extremely worried that the prince and the concubine have not yet..."

Fu Lu rubbed his hands, and smiled wretchedly, "After His Royal Highness reported to His Majesty, His Majesty specially asked the old slave to personally pick two teaching nuns from the palace, and came to teach the princess how to serve the prince well. ..."

On the surface, the prince seems to be brotherly and respectful, but in fact he is mocking his lord's eccentricity. So far he has not been able to consummate the marriage with the princess, and the two teaching nuns sent by His Majesty's order are not only People who blatantly placed themselves in the palace could take this opportunity to torture the prince.

Thinking of this, Steward Lin was so provoked that he broke the rules, and couldn't help but sneered, "The prince sent someone to send a few wild wolves last time, but I didn't expect a stupid dog to be mixed in... This time, His Royal Highness sent a few wild wolves here..." With these two teaching nuns here, I don't know what they will be..."

"The slave just came here on orders, and will bring these two teaching nuns back to the palace in a month." Fu Lu smiled without being annoyed, and just said in a manner, "But if at that time the prince and the princess have not yet... the slave I don't know how it will be spread outside, if it is said that the prince is inhumane, it will lose the face of the royal family..."

Hearing Fu Lu talk about these things openly, Gu Jinhuai frowned unrecognizably, his face became paler, he didn't say a word, he clasped the teacup that fell by his side, took a sip of clear tea, and suppressed his throat. Feelings of nausea and nausea tumbling in between.

Seeing his lord's complexion was ugly, Steward Lin didn't care about arguing with the eunuch in charge, he took a step back and said, "Since it's the prince's kindness, this old servant will thank the prince for his kindness."

After a few simple courtesies, Steward Lin sent someone to send away the proud eunuch in charge, and also sent someone to send the two teaching nuns sent by the palace to the princess' bedroom.

"My lord..." Butler Lin turned around anxiously, "This old servant will go and call Dr. Xu."

"It's okay." Gu Jinhuai stopped Lin Butler, who was about to leave, with a gloomy expression on his face, pressed the corners of his lips, and said in a low voice.

In the study, Jiang Zuo, who was half asleep, was woken up by the thick and plush fox fur wrapped tightly around his body. The thick fox fur wrapped around him was like a sweltering oven, which made him hot all over. Jiang Zuo He kicked his legs vigorously, broke away from the tightly wrapped fox fur, lay on the edge of the slum, stretched out his tongue and panted non-stop.

After the heat from his body gradually dissipated, Jiang Zuo slowly got up, and just as he sat up, the mess in the room fell into his eyes.

The mahogany bookshelves in the study were all toppled together, the tattered books were scattered all over the floor, the rice paper on the table was flying all over the room, the pen container that fell on the ground was broken into several pieces, and the purple ink contained in it was broken into pieces. The hair fell to the ground, and the ashes from the overturned small incense sandalwood stove piled up on the desk. Nothing in the whole room was complete, only a few pieces of calligraphy hanging on the wall remained.

Jiang Zuo didn't understand why he jumped off Xiaotao, and looked at the unrecognizable study with some strangeness.

Jiang Zuo was confused: emmmmm, why did the study become like this after sleeping?

At this moment, Gu Jinhuai opened the door and came back.

Hearing the creaking sound of the wooden door being pushed open, Jiang Zuo turned his head vigilantly.

Lin Butler followed behind Gu Jinhuai, the two of them just stepped into the study, looked up at the mess in the room, they couldn't help but paused.

When he came back to his senses, Lin Butler frowned and said in pain, "My lord, this bastard... must not be kept any longer!"

Jiang Zuo happened to step on a piece of rice paper. He looked at the messy study room, then at the housekeeper who was crying and grieved, and suddenly found that Jiang Zuo, who had been wronged, innocently raised his front paws, revealing his snow-white belly: Fuck!This time it really wasn't my fault! ! !

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