Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

The chewed emerald jade bean cake was mixed with saliva, and with a "click", it was wet and paste on the ground, like a pile of chewed slime. The effect seems a little scary.

362 looked at the host who was sticking out his tongue and unintentionally turned into a sand sculpture emoji, and suddenly felt a little tired: ... I beg the host to pay attention to the image, if the heroine's shit-shoveling value drops like this, something will really happen.

Seeing this stupid dog who didn't know what to do and spit out the pastry that she had made with a look of disgust, Xu Rongyu was so angry that her face flushed slightly, but she could only pretend that she didn't see it. She took a deep breath He calmed down the anger in his heart, lowered his head and said softly to Gu Jinhuai, "...this is my concubine's heart, I hope the prince can enjoy his face and taste it."

Jiang·Shadiao Erha·Zuo, who was squatting on the table, was still frantically flicking his tongue, and after spit out all the cakes, Jiang Zuo worried that he didn't clean the cake crumbs in his mouth, and would Die unexplainably like the last world.Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the tea on the table in front of Gu Jinhuai, Jiang Zuo hurriedly arched his body, squeezed Gu Jinhuai's hand that was on the side of the cup away, and lowered his head to stick his tongue into the cup, which was still hot Smoked green tea.

There was a dense burning sensation from the tip of his tongue, Jiang Zuo's back suddenly stood up, his hair was burnt all over his body, even his eyes were covered with mist, his vision was blurred, he shook He lowered his head with his tongue and ran around, knocked over the tea cup with his paw, and the hot tea dripped on the table, leaving a circle of water stains that grew bigger and bigger.

He scrambled a few steps on the table, stepped on another piece of jade bean cake with his paw along the way, and dragged the crumbs of the cake all over the table.

When the tingling sensation on his tongue finally subsided, and after going through a thrilling life-and-death struggle, Jiang Zuo, who thought he was about to die again, slumped on the table with lingering fear, gasping for breath.

Just eating a small piece of emerald jade bean cake turned the whole table upside down, 362 looked at the scene of the disaster: ... you are really good.

Gu Jinhuai sighed lightly, he embraced Jiang Zuo, who was slumped on the table, into his arms, and pinched the finely crushed light green pastry crumbs on his soft meat cushion, with a slight mockery Yi said, "...It seems that Wangfei's craftsmanship is nothing more than this."

"My lord has never tasted it... How do you know that my concubine's craftsmanship is not good?" Xu Rongyu was a little unconvinced. Gu Jinhuai didn't even taste the emerald jade bean cake she worked so hard to make, just based on the reaction of a stupid dog. Negating herself, a dull dark fire burned in her heart, she forgot the weak temper of the princess for a while, and retorted aloud.

"Perhaps..." Gu Jinhuai lowered her deep eyes, her voice was soft, and there was no warmth in her low voice, "...was the concubine poisoned the pastry?"

Xu Rongyu's eyes widened suddenly, she shook her head hastily, and repeatedly denied, "I... I don't dare to!... How can I... how could I poison the prince...?!"

She had crescent eyebrows, and the corners of her eyes were slightly red in a panic, and her slightly lowered eyes looked very cute and pitiful.

The maid standing behind Xu Rongyu knelt down hastily after hearing the words, with a faint cry in her voice, "My lord is aware! My lord has a lot of love for my lord... Just now, I burned my hand just to make this emerald jade bean cake... And How can you put poison in the pastry?"

"Since the prince doesn't believe it..." Xu Rongyu's voice trembled slightly, and he wiped the moisture from the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, "The concubine's identity will be proved to the prince."

She straightened her back and took two steps forward, lightly raised her jade hand, revealing the hot red part on the back of her hand, then slowly twisted a piece of emerald jade bean cake, and sent it to her lips without hesitation.

After recovering a little bit of strength from being paralyzed in Gu Jinhuai's arms, Jiang Zuo finally weakly cast his gaze on the heroine standing on the side.

With tears in her beautiful eyes, she chewed the emerald jade bean cake in her mouth, and glanced at Jiang Zuo from time to time with a deep hatred in her eyes.

Her plan was repeatedly sabotaged, and she really couldn't figure out why His Royal Highness would give this stupid dog to the sixth prince.

Jiang Zuo, who successfully received the female lead's resentful stare, felt a little wronged: ...Why the female lead looked at me so indifferently... Could it be that we really can't go back...?

362 Tell the truth: When I go back, I still have a shit-shoveling value of minus 310. Is there a difference?

...Dare to ask why, does the host deserve a beating? ? ?

Jiang Zuo was angry: ... the dog system!Don't you know that you can easily get slapped when you talk like that? ! !

Gu Jinhuai waited calmly for Xu Rongyu to swallow the emerald jade bean cake in his mouth, then he raised his lips and said slowly, "I poisoned you on the first day I just came... I believe that the princess is not so stupid..."

Jiang Zuo pricked up his ears, and looked at the emerald jade bean cake on the table with a serious face: ... um... so... this thing... is actually not poisonous at all, right...?

"...But since the concubine likes it, then she can finish it by herself." Gu Jinhuai said indifferently with a cold expression.

Xu Rongyu clenched her teeth, "You...!"

A little regretful that he just spat out the pastry, Jiang Zuo stretched out a small paw, and while the two were not paying attention, carefully moved the only piece of emerald jade bean cake left on the table towards him.

Gu Jinhuai lowered her head, pinched his little paw that was ready to do something evil.

"!!!" Jiang Zuo, who was discovered, left tears of remorse: ... Don't touch me, you petty man with a small belly! !

Seeing the mess on the table, Lin Butler, who was standing behind Gu Jinhuai, called his servants to come in, cleaned up the mess on the table, and served the prepared dishes.

Gu Jinhuai held up her chopsticks, put a piece of Sixi dumplings in the empty plate in front of Jiang Zuo, and said in a deep voice, "Since the green jade bean cake has been delivered, the princess can go back."

Originally wanted to use this emerald jade bean cake to win the favor of the sixth prince, but this plan all came to naught, Xu Rongyu didn't want to return in vain, she stood aside, her face was a little stiff, thinking about the reason to stay, "Concubine ..."

Butler Lin smoothed things over with a smile, and persuaded, "My lord...it's rare that the princess has a heart, why don't the old slave call for someone to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks, so that the princess can sit and eat together?"

Xu Rongyu glanced at Butler Lin gratefully, knowing that the Sixth Prince would not let her stay and have dinner with him because of his distasteful temperament, so he might as well think of a way to balance both worlds, and find a way for himself to step down. At the same time, it can make the sixth prince gradually get used to her existence.

"I'm a concubine...it's good to serve the Sixth Prince at the side for dinner..." As she spoke, she nodded slightly, took a few steps forward, and stood with Butler Lin.

On the mahogany table is a plate of rouge goose breast, a plate of pearl tofu as white as jade, next to it is a basket of exquisite emerald siu mai, and next to it is a basket of white and plump small steamed dumplings and crystal plum blossom buns. Vegetarian dishes like jasper are dotted around, the color is very pure and beautiful, but Gu Jinhuai doesn't eat much, he stops his chopsticks after a few mouthfuls, and sits aside to watch Jiang Zuo gnaw on the soup dumpling in the small plate.

Jiang Zuo's eating was not elegant at all. He pouted his tail and buried his head in biting the soup dumpling on the plate. After a while, he chewed his mouth full of oil. When he chewed, his two ice-blue eyes narrowed slightly, which meant that he was not in the first place. The many black benevolent children were blocked by the black fluff on both sides, which made the already silly dog's face even more in a daze with joy.

[Male protagonist shoveling value 10]

Jiang Zuo: All right, all right, now that I'm cute, you can step back.

362: "..." emmmmmmm, I can't bear to tell the host the truth.

When the bulging belly was almost on the table, Jiang Zuo finally stopped eating. He shook his fluffy ears, burped, and rested contentedly on the table.

At this time, a servant girl outside the house came in with a carved food table. She stood at the door, lowered her head and said softly, "My lord, it's time to drink the medicine."

Hearing the words, the old butler stepped forward, took the food table from the handmaid, and respectfully handed it to Gu Jinhuai.

Xu Rongyu glanced over and saw a medicine bowl on the food table, and a small dish of candied fruit next to it.

Although the sixth prince looked sick and pale on weekdays, he couldn't tell what was wrong with him at all. Xu Rongyu thought about it in his heart, but he didn't ask.

The bitter, sour smell of medicine immediately permeated the entire dining hall coldly, washing away the aftertaste of the pleasant food in the hall, Gu Jinhuai took the medicine bowl that had been warmed up on the dining table, It came to his lips.When raising hands and feet, it is full of elegance and calmness.

Standing on one side, Xu Rongyu's eyes couldn't help but fell on the hand that was holding the porcelain bowl with protruding knuckles. The slender right hand with five fingers looked a little thin and pale, but it fell on the edge of the porcelain white bowl. It looks very good-looking.

Gu Jinhuai put the porcelain bowl with only a layer of medicine dregs on the bottom of the bowl back on the food table, and his two thin lips were stained with light brown medicine stains, giving off a faint luster.

As if he didn't feel the pain of the medicine, he took the brocade handkerchief from the housekeeper with his expression unchanged, and slowly wiped off the medicine stain on his lips.

The candied fruit beside the dining table has not been touched.

Jiang Zuo, who was full and paralyzed by the side, barely propped himself up, and patted Gu Jinhuai's hand on the side of the table with his paw. A piece of candied fruit was twisted in the plate and stuffed into Jiang Zuo's mouth.

Butler Lin paused for a moment, didn't say much, and went down with the food case.

Seeing this, Xu Rongyu, who was going to ask the housekeeper for clarification, also followed closely behind him and chased after him.

At the corner of the long corridor, Xu Rongyu caught up with Butler Lin in front. She kept walking, panting, and asked, "Butler Lin...the lord...what's wrong with you...?"

Steward Lin walked forward without looking sideways, and only responded briefly, saying, "My lord can't sleep at night, and he doesn't sleep well, so he needs to drink some medicine to recuperate his body."

Xu Rongyu nodded and stopped in his tracks, "It's not a serious illness, it's so good..."

Butler Lin paused, and when he turned around, the smile on his old wrinkled face had completely disappeared.

The old housekeeper pursed his wrinkled lips, looked deeply into Xu Rongyu's eyes, and said sharply, "Wangfei, do you know... the prince's illness has been there since the day he came to this palace?...It has been more than ten years now In the past, there is still no improvement?"

I thought it was just a minor illness, but I didn't expect that Gu Jinhuai had been ill for more than ten years. Xu Rongyu couldn't help being a little surprised. She opened her lips, but couldn't utter a word.

"One night when it was getting colder, the old slave only wanted to add a quilt to the young prince who had just arrived, so he took a candle and went into his room, but unexpectedly saw the young prince lying straight on the bed, with those black and white eyes With his face wide open, his face was pale, and he stared at the bed cover without blinking... It was clearly late at night, but his eyes were sober, but he didn't feel sleepy at all..."

"Later, the old slave was really worried, and went into the house several times to check in the middle of the night, only to find out that the prince kept his eyes open every night until the sky was slightly bright, and he could not sleep all night. When the back of his body couldn't support it, he fell asleep slightly. , Within half an hour, I was awakened by the nightmare again..."

Xu Rongyu frowned, his face serious, "What happened in the palace back then must have something else hidden..."

As she said that, she looked down at the plate of candied fruit on the mahogany tray held by the old housekeeper, "This candied fruit has not been touched, and the prince must never eat it on weekdays. Why...?"

"My lord has been drinking the medicine for so many years...there is almost no sense of taste left..." Steward Lin's wrinkled eyes were slightly wet, "The old slave prepared these just because he was thinking... someday, my lord... said You can taste it if you are not sure... If you think the medicine is bitter, you can twist a candied fruit..."

Xu Rongyu bowed his head, staring at the candied fruit on the food table, unable to speak.

In the final analysis, the sixth prince is just a poor man, but why does His Highness the Crown Prince insist on putting him to death?

Thinking of this, Xu Rongyu couldn't help but feel a little shaken.

"Princess, let's go back." Lin Butler sighed, turned around and left with the food case.

Looking at the lonely figure of the butler, Xu Rongyu felt depressed. She walked back slowly along the long corridor. Before she reached the entrance of the dining hall, she saw Gu Jinhuai stepping out from the door with Jiang Zuo, who was full of food and drink. .

Xu Rongyu paused, and followed slowly.

Jiang Zuo, who was full of food, couldn't move. Before he took a few steps with his short legs, he clung to Gu Jinhuai's calf with all four paws, and his whole heavy body was also hung on it. He dragged himself forward.

Gu Jinhuai bent down, picked him up, and hugged him in his arms.

362 feels that compared with the previous world, the host in this world is as happy as a fairy.

The waist of the corridor is full of flowers, and there are many flower curtains. After passing through a door with hanging flowers, and then walking a few steps forward along the corridor, you will see a lake carved in the palace. Many weeping willows are planted along the lake, like silk. The willow branches are tender and soft, with tender green buds bulging, full of spring.

The clear water of the lake is faint blue, and there is a layer of faint water vapor on the surface of the water, which is looming. A small pavilion is built in the center of the lake. The pillars of the pavilion are ancient gray and black. Among them, it seems a little inconspicuous.

Gu Jinhuai was standing on the white jade steps leading to the small pavilion in the lake. At this time, the fish in the pond, the peaches and plums, and the weeping willows in spring reflected his profuse complexion, making him even more attractive.It was obviously a gorgeous figure comparable to combing the clouds and sweeping the moon, but it was somewhat weakened by the paleness and sickness.

Xu Rongyu looked at it, and couldn't help feeling a little compassionate.

In this way, even the stupid dog in his arms is not so annoying.

[Heroine shovel value 0.1]

Jiang Zuo squinting his eyes and blowing the wind: Huh? ? ?

Jiang Zuo, who was about to give up on capturing the heroine, suddenly felt that he saw a glimmer of hope again!

Jiang Zuo jumped out of Gu Jinhuai's arms, and decided to catch a fish with his own claws and give it to the heroine as an apology gift for her. The heroine will definitely be so moved that she will add shit to herself!

Full of energy, Jiang Zuo bent down half of his body, put his two paws into the cool water, and scooped up the fish wholeheartedly.

362 was almost moved by the persistence of his own host: Is the host still not going to give up on capturing the heroine?

Jiang Zuo is firm: the real brave will face the bleakness of life!

362 I don't understand: the male protagonist in this world is obviously easy to collect shit, does the host really not think about it?

Jiang Zuo thought of the shadow left by the previous world, and couldn't help but tighten his buttocks: ...Don't talk about it, these dog men don't have a single good thing!

Gu Jinhuai stood alone by the lake, with the cool breeze blowing slowly from the lake, slightly blowing the corners of his rusty robe, his solitary figure blended into the scenery and water, exuding a fairy-like appearance The elegant charm comes.

Xu Rongyu took a few steps forward, and stood silently behind Gu Jinhuai.

Between the feet of the two, there is Jiang Zuo who is obediently fishing for fish.

"Clatter clatter" the sound of fishing water came slightly, and there were circles of ripples on the surface of the water, accompanied by the spring breeze gently blowing in the scent of flowers and willows, the back of the puppy who was concentrating on fishing for goldfish could not help but see through Innocence and cuteness come.

[Heroine shovel value 1]

Jiang Zuo shed tears of excitement.

The paws were stirring in the cool lake water, Jiang Zuo managed to catch a goldfish with a slippery body, before the two soft paws could close together, the fish slipped and escaped from his paws.

In a panic, Jiang Zuo stretched out his forelimbs and stood on tiptoe with his hind paws to catch it, but he forgot that he was standing by the water, his body leaning forward lost his center of gravity, and he became unstable and fell straight to the water.

In a panic, Jiang Zuo curled his tail up, and he didn't know what he had caught. He only felt the pain of his tail being pulled, and he fell into the water with the object.

Gu Jinhuai was still standing by the lake, blowing the wind, suddenly there was a loud sound of falling water, and the splashes of water wet the corners of his clothes.

He lowered his head, and saw that the puppy who was squatting at his feet with his butt sticking out and obediently catching fish, together with the princess who was standing aside just now, had disappeared.

Gu Jinhuai: "..."

362: ......... Sooner or later, you will be skinned to death by yourself! ! !