Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

【warn!warn! !Serious warning! !The holy monk's excrement shovel value is +999! ! !The target is dangerous! !Please host escape as soon as possible! ! ! 】

Jiang Zuo who opened his eyes in a daze: ... huh?

The limbs were still slightly swollen and painful, and the bones of his body were stiff everywhere. Jiang Zuo, who hadn't recovered from the pain just now, was dizzy. He turned his face sideways and pressed his cheek against his elbow: what 999?Shovel value? ? ……Um? !Mission accomplished? ! !

Jiang Zuo suddenly opened his eyes wide in excitement.

At this moment, a chest was suddenly pressed against the bare back, and the slightly scorching body temperature was pressed on the skin of the back through the skirt of the autumn dew.

The cold and hot touch came from his sensitive back at the same time, Jiang Zuo shivered slightly, and he turned his head for no reason.

The young man surrounded by him turned his head, and looked at the person next to him with sleepiness and doubts all over his face. There was a light red mark on his fair face, and a curl of black hair curled up on his forehead. Frowning slightly, he let go of his tightly pursed lips, and mumbled a soft "Huh?"

The slightly nasal whisper was a bit milky, and the two lips that had lost their squeeze gradually returned to their original exquisite diamond shape. A small lip bead was dotted in the center of the upper lip impartially, which looked very attractive.

The holy monk half-closed his silver eyes, and his clear eyes suddenly became dark, dark like a bottomless dark abyss. He stretched out his index finger, and pressed his calloused fingertips on Jiang Zuo's lips with a little force. Rubbing.

The delicate lips were slightly painful from being rubbed, and Jiang Zuo, who realized something was wrong, was fully awake now.

Jiang Zuo pushed Qing Chi away, sat up half-up, and looked down at his body that had turned into a human. Jiang Zuo was stunned: ...I TM...a little squirrel can transform? ? ?

At first glance, it was clear that the host did not understand the situation at all, and 362 patiently explained: ... The main task has failed, the host's life signs have disappeared, and it is currently recycled, so the form of the host is a copy of the real world, that is, Said, the current body of the host is the same as the hair in the real world, and the side mission [Find the murderer] has been started...

... the same hair?Hearing 362's words, Jiang Zuo's eyelids twitched uncontrollably, and his eyes slipped to his legs.

The legs are straight, the skin is delicate... still not a hair on the legs.

Suddenly missing the little squirrel with bushy legs, Jiang Zuo raised his head and shed tears that he couldn't hold back.

Qing Chi followed Jiang Zuo's line of sight to look at his legs, those smooth and white legs were like suet jade neck bottles shining warmly in the dim candlelight, and when he looked up a little bit, he fell In the slightly green part between the legs.

The well-behaved appearance with the head drooping makes people want to reach out and squeeze it.

Seeing that the dog made the holy monk stare shamelessly at his chicken with such a stinking smell, and also showed a half-smile as if he was laughing at himself, Jiang Zuo covered it with his hands in anger, and said fiercely with his teeth and claws: "... …Look, what are you looking at! What’s wrong with me being dissolute and uninhibited, who loves freedom and nakedness?! Has the dog man never seen Jie♂bao in his life!!!”

362, who was interrupted in the middle of what he said just now, whispered in Jiang Zuo's mind: ... By the way, the target's shit shoveling value has just suddenly increased by 999, and now it is very dangerous to spin and explode. The host please escape from the holy monk as soon as possible. Otherwise, do so at your own risk.

Shovel value? ?Skyrocketing 999... Wait!etc……!Explosion hazard? ? ! !

Jiang Zuo, who realized that he had not only murdered the holy monk, but also scolded him as a dog man, was startled: Damn it!The key is how can I escape like this now! !Isn't this fucking dog system really cheating me? ! !

Qingchi curled his lips into a smile, and a trace of cruel interest floated on his eyebrows.He bowed his head slightly, opened his thin lips slightly, and bit Jiang Zuo's delicate and fragile collarbone mercilessly, with a slight force between his teeth, a faint smell of blood overflowed between his lips and teeth.

There was a slight pain in the collarbone, but it gradually turned into a tingling pain. Thinking of the scene where the old dog forced the holy monk to twist the neck of the man in black with one hand, Jiang Zuo shivered and dared not move, for fear of his collarbone Was bitten off.

Not knowing whether the golden finger can still be used after the failure of the main mission, Jiang Zuo, who was terrified in his heart, yelled in a small voice uncertainly——

"……Meow?"

The young man's voice was trembling, and his uncertain tone made his final sound suddenly rise, like a kitten's paw softly scratching at the tip of his heart.

The head buried in the neck paused, the force of biting on the collarbone disappeared, and Qingchi slowly raised his head.

At this time, there was a hint of dark lust on the cold and beautiful face of the holy monk. His thin lips were slightly pale due to the excessive blood loss before, but the little bit of magnificent blood on his lips made his whole face tremble instantly. He became charming, a thread of silver luster ran from his lips to Jiang Zuo's collarbone, and the picture was vivid and fragrant.

Even Jiang Zuo was almost hardened, when he looked down and saw the blush on the monk's lips, and suddenly realized that it was his own blood, Jiang Zuo clutched his collarbone distressedly, and said angrily: "Ah! It’s bleeding from the bite!! The old dog is crazy!!! I’m fucking with a hammer today—”

Seeing the sinister eyes of the holy monk sinking a little bit, Jiang Zuo, who was intimidated, automatically muted his voice, and he didn't forget to add a soft sentence: "Meow~"

"Heh," Qingchi sneered, he stretched out his tongue and slowly rolled the thread on his lips connecting the silver thread on Jiang Zuo's collarbone between his lips and teeth, the bright red tip of his tongue and the blood on his lower lip complemented each other, it was so bewitching Dazzling, but very confusing.

He leaned over, blew lightly on the edge of Jiang Zuo's fair and small earlobe, and said in a low voice, "...call again."

A burst of scorching breath blew on the cool earlobe, Jiang Zuo couldn't bear the itching, shrunk his shoulders, and came up with an excuse to run away, "That... I'm just a little monk, I accidentally walked away when it was too late Wrong room, have time to shit together but I'm going to sneak out now."

Jiang Zuo said without waiting for the holy monk to react, he quickly pushed him away, and quickly got up from the bed.

Before his feet landed, he was pulled back into Qingchi's arms by his wrists, and was pinned down by turning over again.

The holy monk wrapped one hand around Jiang Zuo's thin wrist, and pressed his hand strap higher than his head tightly on the bed, while the other hand rested on the waist of the person in his arms, and put the undressed Jiang Zuo was under his body and wrapped in his arms.

The fingertips that fell on the waist rubbed the tender flesh on Jiang Zuo's waist vaguely, and the holy monk's sight gradually became tinged with a tinge of red heat.

Jiang Zuo, who finally realized what the system meant by the super spinning explosion danger, was stunned: "..." Shit!As promised, the holy monk of a country is pure-hearted and ascetic, sits in peace, has no desires, and asks, where the hell are you touching your hands now? !

The holy monk's eyes suddenly darkened, his eyes flashed, his five fingers had already pinched Jiang Zuo's thin neck, a dangerous bloody smell floated up on his face, his eyes were like icy ridges, his voice was deep Cold and terrified, "...Where do you want to escape?"

Jiang Zuo swallowed his saliva: "...that...a person of this age...wouldn't be good to sleep together? I...I'll sleep in another room..."

Before the words finished, Qingchi's fingers pinching his neck increased his strength, the air in his lungs became thinner little by little, Jiang Zuo's eyes turned red anxiously, and a suffocating purple color gradually appeared on his face.

Jiang Zuo thumped for a long time, before he managed to squeeze out a trembling sound from his throat: "What... Meow..."

Qing Chi stared fixedly at Jiang Zuo who was struggling, his finger bones loosened suddenly.

Relieved, Jiang Zuo coughed hard twice, the corners of his eyes were wet and red, and there was a red mark on his white and tender neck. He pressed his hand on his neck and took several deep breaths.

Qing Chi lovingly rubbed his pinched red neck with his fingertips, and his calloused fingertips made him tremble. Seeing this, Qing Chi smiled, "...do you still dare to run?"

Jiang Zuo decided to confront the old dog on the surface first to confuse the enemy, so he lowered his head like a daughter-in-law, and shook his head aggrieved, with a hoarse voice that hadn't recovered yet, "...no ……run……"

Superficially well-behaved but crazy in heart os: ... If you don't run away, it's a pig if you don't run away! !But before I run, I have to break your 28 cm with bare hands! ! !

According to the meaning of the old dog, tonight are two people sharing a bed together?Jiang Zuo lowered his head to look at his unrestrained naked body, and then at the holy monk staring at him with a vague expression, Jiang Zuo swallowed: "Then at least... find me a pajamas?"

The holy monk raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you just say that... you are dissolute and love to be naked?"

The corner of Jiang Zuo's mouth twitched: "..." That's what I call licentiousness, love of freedom, not nudity, thank you.

Qing Chi raised his arms to undress, and he slowly took off the blood-stained broken coat, showing a coquettish and seductive look on his face, his slender eyebrows and eyes were stained with a little red lust, leaning on In Jiang Zuo's ear, he said in a hoarse voice, "... poor monk... also."

Jiang Zuo pulled up the quilt to cover his body, "I'm relying on you, two big men squeezed into one bed and sleep naked, I'm afraid it's not crazy?!"

"...Huh?" Qing Chi narrowed his silver eyes dangerously, and pinched Jiang Zuo's cheek with one hand.

Jiang Zuo shrank his legs, and was about to open his mouth to call meow, when he found that his mouth couldn't close after his cheeks were pinched, and he could only make a gasp sound.

Jiang Zuo put all his strength: "...well... Huh-huh-huh-huh--"

Jiang Zuo, whose cheeks were pinched, was blowing all air, and couldn't meow at all. Even with the strength of feeding, he only spewed out a little bit of saliva.

Unfortunately, the sprayed star foam landed near the little plum blossom on the holy monk's clean chest.

Qingchi snorted coldly, let go of his fingers, raised his slender eyebrows, looked lazy, and looked at Jiang Zuo leisurely, but his tone overflowed with cruel terror, and commanded from above, "...Lick it clean .”