Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Zuo's furious paw didn't restrain his strength at all, and he slapped very hard, so there was an eye-catching red mark around the little plum blossom of the holy monk.

The guilty Jiang Zuo pressed his fleshy chin on the monk's chest, put his two little paws obediently on his cheeks, and his big tail hung down to one side, looking cute and pitiful.

There was a little milk sound in that soft "meow".

Qingchi's silver eyes were full of coldness.

Jiang Zuo, who has been selling it for a long time but didn't get any response at all: ... Please talk to me, or I will be very embarrassed.

As if hearing Jiang Zuo's heartfelt voice, the holy monk raised his eyelids, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised, gradually evoking a cruel arc.

Jiang Zuo: ... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it.

He also learned how to meow, and pretended to be cute, but the dog forced the monk to look like he couldn't get in. Jiang Zuo swallowed his saliva, and suddenly had an idea, and he climbed down the monk's chest heavily , One head got under the pillow, leaving only a shiny reddish-brown tail protruding from the pillow and swaying.

Jiang Zuo groped under the pillow for a while with his round butt pouted, and finally found a snow mountain plum from the edge of the top of the pillow that was hidden for supper.

Thinking of the poor little plum blossom of the holy monk who was all red when he photographed it, Jiang Zuo did some ideological work for himself under the pillow, and then got out from under the pillow with a heavy heart, and raised his little paw reluctantly , reluctantly parted with this snow mountain plum and handed it to the holy monk.

Jiang Zuo is going to be so smart that he is so smart: eat what you eat to make up for what you eat...Eating a ball-shaped snow mountain plum can make up for a small plum blossom that was crushed.Hee hee, hee hee... It was a wise decision for me to hide the snow-covered mountain plum back then!

Qing Chi stared fixedly at the plump little squirrel holding a snow mountain plum. The small snow mountain plum fell on the little paw which was not much bigger than the squirrel dumpling. Looking at him intently, it seemed that what he was holding in his hand was not just a piece of plain snow mountain plum, but the most precious and unique treasure in the world.

[Congratulations to the host!Holy monk excrement shovel value +10]

Jiang Zuo: What? !Only added 10 shovel points? ! !This doggy holy monk must not understand the meaning behind this snow mountain plum! !

The few cruel and murderous intentions left in my heart disappeared in an instant, the hand hidden under the sleeve of the holy monk moved slightly, and was about to raise it, when he saw that he doubted that his intelligence and wisdom had not been recognized by the holy monk. Jiang Zuo, who felt it thoroughly, suddenly jumped up with all his strength and rushed towards him.

With such a vigorous pounce, the meatball squirrel threw the unsuspecting monk back on the bed.

Jiang Zuo stepped on the holy monk's chest condescendingly, then squatted down, and carefully placed the snow mountain plum on the little plum blossom that had been photographed red by himself.

Jiang Zuo is super well-behaved: Look, snow mountain plums, small plum blossoms, eating plums and replenishing plums, the holy monk should be shocked by Lao Tzu's ingenuity and madly give shoveling value, right?

Excited and inflated, Jiang Zuo maintained a squatting posture, frantically flicking his tail with an expression of waiting for praise.

362 was indeed taken aback: "..." Still waiting to boast? !I think you are waiting to die! ! !

The holy monk sat up slightly, and the snow-capped plums that fell on his chest rolled down. He looked coldly at the obedient squirrel dumpling in front of him, then flexed two fingers, and mercilessly flicked down the river on the left side of his head. Pointy ears.

Waiting obediently for Kua, he didn't expect his ear to be popped straight, Jiang Zuo bent down in pain and covered the tip of his ear with his chubby body: "..." He shed tears that belonged to the weak without any precaution.

Qingchi lifted the pillow, and saw that under the pillow, there were several snow mountain plums scattered here and there, and a few pear cakes that had been crushed into pieces, and dozens of pine nuts were scattered around. It was Squirrel Tuanzi who secretly carried it and hid it under the pillow when he was not paying attention.

The holy monk's face was dark, and he called the little monk into the room, confiscated all the snacks under the pillow on the bed, and completely changed the bed sheets and pillows.

Jiang Zuo: ... Dog man, you have already lost the qualification to receive the love of my noble and supreme angel!

Until breakfast, Jiang Zuo was still slumped on the table, slumped on the table, gnawing his own melon seeds, with an expression of "I'm really hurt this time", just Even the few circles of soft meat on the belly were slumped, exuding a decadent breath.

362 persuaded: You put Xueshanmei on someone else's Mimi for such a skinny and shameless hooliganism. The target didn't strangle you to death on the spot and only confiscated your snacks, which is not bad.

Hearing 362's words, Jiang Zuo became even more angry: dog system!What is skinny and shameless? ! ...I am brave! ! !

362: "..." That's all for now, whether you want to listen or not, leave.

After breakfast, the resentful Jiang Zuo sneaked into the bamboo forest while the monk was not paying attention.

Jiang Zuo said angrily: "You old dog, I'm going to run away from home this time!"I will never go back without ten days and half a month! !

362: ...The host, please pay attention to the fact that we are still collecting excrement shoveling value, please don't be impulsive.

Jiang Zuo choked up when he had just finished his vow, so he had no choice but to take a step back and count with his paws: ... Unless the old dog forces me to prepare almond bergamot, crispy golden cake, crispy apple, candied longan, thousand-layer steamed cake, Honey Peanuts………

362: ... don't force the host to lose weight, but only ask the host to keep fit and not bloat anymore.

Jiang Zuo walked while kicking small stones on the road.The dust was blown up, and the dirty dust fell all over the body.

[Congratulations to the host, the protagonist's excrement shovel value +1]

[Congratulations to the host, the protagonist's excrement shovel value +1]

[Congratulations to the host, the protagonist's excrement shovel value +1]

……

Hearing the notification sound in his head, Jiang Zuo trembled all over, stiffly raised his head, and found that not far away, the protagonist who was squatting by the fire roasting a bird smiled and waved to him.

362 Yixi: That’s right, without the holy monk, we can still collect the protagonist’s excrement value!

Jiang Zuo hesitated for a while, then turned his head and ran desperately!

Luo Qinghe put the wooden stick with the roasted bird on the grill, and with a tap of his toe, he easily grabbed the fleeing squirrel by the back of the neck.

Jiang Zuo was thumping his limbs in place, and after realizing that the surrounding scenery had not changed at all, he resignedly stopped struggling.

Luo Qinghe grinned, and showed a handsome smile to the little squirrel in his hand.He has a handsome appearance, a pair of jet-black eyes that are as bright as stars are bent, and when he smiles, it seems that his whole body is smudged with the breath of sunshine.

Only Jiang Zuo noticed with sharp eyes that there seemed to be a thin strip of meat stuck between the teeth on the protagonist's right flank.

Jiang Zuo tried his best to shrink himself into a small ball: ... My calories are super invincible, spinning and exploding, and it is not healthy at all. Whoever eats it is a pig!

Luo Qinghe carried Jiang Zuo back, sat down on the small rock, turned the bird on the fire, took out a large handful of melon seeds from his bosom, and piled them on Jiang Zuo's before.

The protagonist seems to have prepared a lot of melon seeds on his body. After he finished digging out the melon seeds in his skirt, he began to dig out the melon seeds hidden in the two sleeves. Finally, the melon seeds he took out piled up as many as several hills.

Luo Qinghe roasted the bird with one hand, and stuffed a handful of melon seeds into Jiangzuo's arms with the other, "...I know you like to eat melon seeds, and I prepared a lot for you...Eat whatever you want, don't be polite to me..."

Seeing the little squirrel shivering, Luo Qinghe deliberately threatened, "I can't finish eating... don't leave today..."

The crackling flames flickered on and off on his face, creating a strange and terrifying sense of sight.

Jiang Zuo, who has been raised by the holy monk for the past few days, is facing the gray mountain of melon seeds, and then looks at the sizzling bird brother roasting on the fire, Jiang Zuo: I shed tears of unrequited love jpg

Jiang Zuo started to gnaw those mountain-like piles of melon seeds in the morning, and he didn't finish gnawing until the sun went down.When Luo Qinghe finally ate all the birds he caught, he wiped his mouth with his sleeve, leaned closer to Jiangzuo, and asked with bright eyes, "Is it delicious? I still have a lot in there." ……Do you want……"

Luo Qinghe paused, suddenly the base of his ears turned red, he lowered his voice, and said in a low voice, "...do you want to... come back to eat with me?"

Jiang Zuo glanced at the bird bones piled up at the protagonist's feet, and then looked at the protagonist who was obviously abducting the little squirrel home, Jiang Zuo tried hard to hold back his tears:... mmp, I actually started to want to bully the holy monk a little (Tears finally couldn't hold back jpg)