Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

After slapping himself a few times, he poured cold water on his face. Finally calmed down, Jiang Zuo quickly tidied himself up. Thinking of going to Xian Tea Garden for breakfast, Jiang Zuo had an empty stomach, and only drank water before going out. A small cup of Wen Baikai followed Shen Yitang to the company.

Humming a ditty, Jiang Zuo, who was in a good mood, was hurriedly dragged by Secretary Li to the back kitchen on the third floor as soon as he stepped into the company. The secretary said: "Don't worry, I've already inquired. The normal working hours of employees are at eight o'clock. Who would come to the company for breakfast at 57:[-] so early... How about we have breakfast together with Secretary Li?"

"My aunt, where is it my turn? Hundreds of people in the company are waiting for you..." Secretary Li muttered while putting on a white apron for Jiang Zuo.

Jiang Zuo, who didn't quite understand, scratched his head: "Hundreds of people? Wait for me? Why??"

Just last night, the company group exploded because of a news.According to the first-hand news from the secretary department, in order to show sympathy and condolences to the employees of the company, and also to celebrate Er Shao’s birthday, the next morning, Mrs. Er will personally cook a hearty staff meal for the employees at No. 2 cooking window on the third floor. The window of Xian Tea Garden will also provide employees with more and richer choices of dishes.

The employees vowed that they would go to the company early in the morning to eat the love breakfast served by Mrs. Er Shao’s wife even if they didn’t sleep in late. Madam face!

So when the lazy Jiang Zuo yawned and slowly moved to the No. 2 window, looking at the queues that had already reached the door and the dense crowd, Jiang Zuo heard the voice of his dream shattered: ... tears wet my face.

Yuan Xiaoyu, who was the first in line, was holding a small mirror in her hand and using a powder puff to touch up makeup under her eyes. When she saw Jiang Zuo appearing, she immediately put away the small mirror and showed a sweet smile to Jiang Zuo. Passing the food tray under his arm through the window, he greeted in a loud voice: "Morning, Second Young Madam! You have worked hard today!"

"Second Young Madam, just give me something to eat. I like to eat whatever you order," Yuan Xiaoyu lowered his head and approached the window, handed the tray in his hand to Jiang Zuo, and whispered as if asking for credit, " Second Young Madam, today I came here to line up before five in the morning, and this is how I got the first place... You see, even the dark circles under my eyes are in the shape of loving you..."

Jiang Zuo twitched the corners of his stiff mouth, unable to smile, he put a steaming plate of spinach jade dumplings and a basket of golden bamboo shoot quicksand buns on the creamy yellow tray with his meal, and asked tentatively: "That... Is it usually this early for everyone?"

Yuan Xiaoyu was very proud: "Of course not, today is because we heard that you will provide us with a caring staff meal at window No. 2. How can you not be active?"

"I heard? Who did you listen to?" Jiang Zuo asked with gritted teeth.

"Of course it's Gao Jia, the little gossip king in our office. He's known as Gao Louba. Everyone in the company knows, and everyone in the company knows. There's no way to hide any news about him, especially such explosive news. Yesterday he was old It has already been shouted in the company's large group."

Jiang Zuo had already viciously recorded Gao Jia in the notebook of vengeance in his heart.

"Eh... Second young lady, why do you have such a big slap mark on your face?" Yuan Xiaoyu exclaimed in amazement when she saw the red mark on Jiang Zuo's face clearly.

...I can't say that I was so seduced by the dog man's beauty early in the morning that I can only slap myself a few times to calm myself down, right?Jiang Zuo bit the bullet and said: "...a mosquito."

Jiang Zuo, who was afraid that she would get to the bottom of it, hurriedly handed her the breakfast tray: "Have a nice meal! Okay, next one!"

Yuan Xiaoyu took the tray, feeling a surge of emotion in her heart: "Eat the breakfast served by Mrs. Er Shao's own hands. This was the treatment that only Er Shao Shen had before...I'm going to post it on Moments to show off."

Jiang Zuo: ...you think too much, a dog man is not treated like this.

Jiang Zuo looked at the endless team behind Yuan Xiaoyu, as if he saw his hopeless life, Jiang Zuo's throat choked up: ... the beautiful baby quit.

Before the long breakfast time was over, Jiang Zuo's right wrist had temporarily lost its function. In order to respond to the warm greetings from the employees, Jiang Zuo's facial muscles became stiff with laughter.

The food at the window finally ran out, and several back kitchen staff brought freshly baked dim sum. Jiang Zuo took this opportunity to take a good rest. He slumped his shoulders and turned his back. The few uncles who had nothing to do at the window, the jealous Jiang Zuo swallowed tears of jealousy, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion about his ill-fated life.

Just when Jiang Zuo was complaining about himself, there were two crisp "knock, knock" knocks on the window behind him, Jiang Zuo turned around pale, and saw Shen Yitang standing outside the window with a smile on his face Looking at him with a nonchalant smile, the employees who had been in a long line spontaneously took a step back and handed over their hands to make way for him: "Morning, Second Young Master! You go first!"

The steaming mist from the newly released food covered the window moistly, and through the glass, the man's brows and eyes were blurred, like a spring mountain hidden in the depths of the mist, Shen Yi raised his eyebrows and glanced at Jiang Zuo : "How was your first day at work?"

Why does a good man have a mouth?Hearing this, Jiang Zuo shed tears of hard work for beating the workers: "Today is already sad enough, why do you still ask such hurtful words?"

However, Shen Yitang not only failed to comfort the physically and mentally exhausted Jiang Zuo, but even made things worse, he ordered a plate of steamed pearl and fresh bamboo shoot steamed buns, a plate of three-color sponge cake, two cages of octopus siu mai, and two bowls of cinnamon oatmeal porridge.

Jiang Zuo, who really wants to breathe out the fragrance: ... Good guy, you really have a way of responding.

Jiang Zuo stretched out his sore right arm, and drew two distorted beards on Shen Yitang's face on the foggy glass partition, and then he felt a little better.Jiang Zuo snorted with his nose, poured a bowl full for Shen Yitang with a big spoon, and cursed: Choking you to death, dog man! Hetui——!

Shen Yitang took the full tray and walked a few steps, Jiang Zuo was gnashing his teeth at his back, Shen Yitang suddenly stopped and turned around, and motioned to Jiang Zuo: "Aren't you following?"

It was only then that Jiang Zuo realized that what Shen Yizhang was eating was the breakfast portion for two people. As a result, Jiang Zuo suddenly felt that the image of a dog man had become tall and majestic. Holding back the excitement in his heart, he quickly took off his hat and The apron, stuffed these to Secretary Li who was overseeing the work, after running for a few steps, Jiang Zuo turned back and whispered a few words to Secretary Li, then turned out from the back kitchen and went straight to the direction of Shen Yitang .

Panting lightly, Jiang Zuo stood beside Shen Yitang, and he still politely waved to the long line and said, "I'm sorry, my man is here to pick me up from get off work, and Secretary Li will take my place next." I serve you all and wish you all a pleasant meal.”

Inexplicably, Secretary Li became the takeover man:?

The exhausted Jiang Zuo sat down so hungry that he stuffed several mouthfuls of hot porridge into his mouth, padded his stomach slightly, and then picked up his chopsticks to slowly taste the exquisite breakfast.

In the process of eating breakfast, Jiang Zuo picked up his mobile phone to check the time from time to time, and looked back, looking excited and guilty.Finally, when Jiang Zuo was about to finish his breakfast, the employees who were sitting in their seats started to move. They stood up one after another, clapped their hands and sang a happy birthday song, and gradually surrounded Jiang Zuo and Shen Yitang .

The culprit, Jiang Zuo, gloated and started working with his toes: Hahaha, I dug out a luxurious two-storey villa for you, and you are welcome to move in with your bags at any time.

Shen Yitang put down his chopsticks, no joy or anger could be seen on his face: "Is this your idea?"

Jiang Zuo's mouth almost burst into laughter, he put his face in front of Shen Yitang: "You don't like it?"

Secretary Li, the accomplice who participated in the Hundred People Chorus Project, wiped the sweat from his forehead, wishing he could pounce on Jiang Zuo to cover his mouth.

The two ended their breakfast early in the happy birthday song. Jiang Zuo's bad mood in the morning had disappeared. He hummed a brisk birthday song and returned to Shen Yitang's office, he was unwilling to take two extra steps , and just threw himself on the sofa, Jiang Zuo picked up a magazine on the sofa and read it.

Jiang Zuo, who was blowing on the air conditioner, was leisurely flipping through the magazine, flipping through it, and suddenly saw his big face appearing in the magazine, Jiang Zuo, who suspected that there was something wrong with his eyes, rubbed his eyes and read it again , After confirming that the person in the photo was indeed himself, Jiang Zuo got up with wide-eyed eyes.

The photo in the magazine was obviously a candid shot taken at his brother Jiang Ning's wedding banquet. On the big picture, Jiang Zuo stood on tiptoe and grabbed Shen Yizhang's collar ferociously, and the two small pictures next to it were the back view of the two entering the room And the next day when the two were eating in the restaurant, Shen Yizhen leaned over to kiss his photo with one hand on the table, Jiang Zuo looked at the enlarged yellow headline in the gossip magazine: Shen's head family appeared at the Emperor's wedding banquet, leading wolves into the house again Kissing for 10 minutes in a Japanese restaurant? !

Jiang Zuo: The old man in the subway looks at his mobile phone jpg

Jiang Zuo raised his head and was about to show Shen Yitang the magazine that completely distorted the facts and made nonsense. Seeing that Secretary Li was reporting the progress of the work project to Shen Yitang, the depressed Jiang Zuo had to close his mouth, and he fell down on his back. Lie on the sofa and held up the magazine in his hand, admiring the photo alone.

Among other things, this enlarged photo made a good-looking picture of himself, especially the action of grabbing the dog man's collar, which made him look extraordinarily chic and full of masculinity. Jiang Zuo savored the photo again against the light , so the anger disappeared.Jiang Zuo took out his mobile phone to take a photo of the upper part of the magazine photo, and posted it on Moments to show off, with the text: Autographed photos are priced at [-] yuan each, and the quantity is limited.

Jiang Zuo, who was dreaming of making a fortune and making money every day, was tired of reading, so he covered his face with an open magazine to block the light, lay down with a smile on his face and snored.

After waking up, Jiang Zuo, who had regained his energy a little bit, yawned. The magazine covering his face had fallen somewhere, and the light that entered his eyes was a bit dazzling. , I heard Secretary Li remind me from the side: "Second Young Madam, it's almost time for lunch, you can go to the back kitchen to prepare."

The bleary-eyed Jiang Zuo slowly closed his eyes and turned over: It's boring to log off 88.

Secretary Li, who refused to give up, bent down and leaned into Jiang Zuo's ear to remind again: "Second Young Madam, are you awake? It's lunch time and everyone is waiting for you..."

Seeing that Jiang Zuo didn't respond, the persistent Secretary Li began to buzz in Jiang Zuo's ear: "Second Young Madam, are you there? Second Young Madam, are you there? Are you there, Second Young Madam?" ..."

Annoyed by being called, Jiang Zuo opened his eyes unbearably: I heard it, I heard it with both ears!

Jiang Zuo patted the armrest of the sofa, turned around and sat up. He lay cross-legged on the sofa, and loudly announced to Shen Yitang: "I've applied for leave for half a day! Well...today is your birthday, of course I want to spend more time with you! What? How can work be more important than you?!"

Shen Yitang closed the document in his hand, and there was a cold smile on the corner of his mouth: "Oh? Didn't you just say yesterday that you can't hold anything else in your heart except your enthusiasm for work?"

Having tasted what it means to shoot yourself in the foot, Jiang Zuo: ... Good guy, I have never seen a man who holds grudges like you.

Jiang Zuo, whose leave request was rejected, reluctantly followed Secretary Li to window No. 2 on the third floor. Although there were fewer people eating lunch than breakfast, the employees saw Jiang Zuo coming, and they all swarmed together in an instant At the No. 2 window on Jiangzuo, there was someone acting as a loudspeaker: "The Second Young Madam is here——!! Come and grab a meal! Hands are fast and hands are slow!!"

Crowds poured in from all directions, and even many people who were almost full seized this business opportunity and came to line up for them. As a result, there was an endless queue in front of the No. 2 window.

Jiang Zuo: ... Pain Mask jpg

Secretary Li saw that Jiang Zuo's face was twisted, and he was very active in building Jiang Zuo's mind: "Second Young Madam, as the saying goes, if you are not active in work, you have problems in your thinking! There is no difficult job, only brave workers!"

Jiang Zuo clenched his fist that he wanted to hit someone: ... Good guy, I think you seem to have that serious illness.

Since the birthday song session arranged by Jiang Zuo during the breakfast time did not achieve the effect of pleasing Shen Yitang, Jiang Zuo stretched his neck and looked around for a long time during the long lunch time, sitting and waiting, even his neck was a little longer , Shen Yitang still did not appear.It wasn't until the end of lunch time that Secretary Li informed Jiang Zuo that Er Shao Shen had ordered food and was waiting for him in the inner hall with an ambiguous face.

Jiang Zuo, who has tasted the bitter fruit himself, dragged his tired body, and when he sat down, it seemed like a lump of melted ice cream softened into a puddle on his seat. He rested his chin on the table, his limbs drooped limply, and he flinched weakly. Opened his mouth: "Ah—feed me."

This afternoon, the company's group was maxed out again.

"Second Young Madam is so good at acting like a baby! Not only does Second Young Master Shen have to feed him lunch, but Second Young Master Shen also needs to carry him away after eating!"

"Second Young Master Shen is too good at spoiling people! Envy!"

"Sure enough, the saying that a coquettish man is the best life is not a lie!!"

On this end, Jiang Zuo, who was carried to the office by Shen Yitang, kicked his feet, and pouting at Shen Yitang: "Go to the sofa."

Jiang Zuo stretched out his hands and feet on the sofa, at this moment there was a knock on the door, Gao Jia pushed the door in after getting permission.Jiang Zuo was about to jump up and settle the score with Gao Jia, when Gao Jia said with a smile on his face, "Second Young Master, today is your birthday, and we have booked the Orange Egg Theater for you and Second Young Madam at four o'clock in the afternoon. VIP screening room. This is a small gesture from our secretary department, and I hope the second young master and his wife will appreciate it." Gao Jia also gave Jiang Zuo a hint of coquettish but restrained eyes.

After receiving the hint, Jiang Zuo immediately felt his waist no longer hurt, his legs no longer hurt, and he even canceled the matter of finding Gao Jia to settle the score. He jumped up and hooked Shen Yitang's arm: "This gift is wonderful! I I love watching movies!"

Shen Yitang didn't even raise her eyelids: "Really? Why didn't I hear you say that I like watching movies the most?"

Jiang Zuo, who is already familiar with dog man routines, was not afraid at all. He smiled calmly, and even opened his mouth to talk about love in order to go to the movies: "How can movies compare to you? I like you the most. Movies are the second favorite." Is the head office okay?" Jiang Zuo held Shen Yitang's arm, his eyes blinked expectantly, "How is it? Can I go see it now?"

Under Jiang Zuo's insistence, Shen Yitang finally nodded in agreement.

Gao Jia who was stuffed with dog food: There is no need to lure the dog in to kill him.

It's not time to watch the movie yet, and while Shen Yitang was handling official business, Jiang Zuo went to various departments for a stroll.At 03:30 in the afternoon, the impatient Jiang Zuo stuffed Shen Yitang into the car and asked the driver to take them to the cinema.When passing the supermarket on the way, Jiang Zuo asked the driver to stop, and went to the supermarket to buy a 2-liter bottle of Coke.

"What kind of robbery is it that a big bottle of Coke costs 18 yuan..." Jiang Zuo, who had come out empty-handed, got into the car, angrily, "It's outrageous, only fools spend it here, the world is really the most indispensable It’s a blood-sucking capitalist! If this guy meets me, I’ll kick him in the air on the spot.”

The driver in front couldn't hold back and whispered: "...Second Young Madam, the supermarket you entered just now is owned by Shen's..."

#After scolding for a long time, I found out that the person I scolded is sitting next to me, how can I break it? #

Jiang Zuo: ...I, Makabaka, was in a panic at the time.

Jiang Zuo, who was thinking fast, had no choice but to turn the tide: "...Emmmm, only those with low EQ are profiteers, and those with high EQ should say that this supermarket caters to high-end people."

The driver, who was very good at winking, volunteered at this time: "Second Young Madam, just leave it to me to buy a Coke! Just wait a moment."

Before Jiang Zuo could stop him, the driver got out of the car in a hurry, leaving him and Shen Yitang in the car.

The scene was embarrassing for a while, and Jiang Zuo was still thinking about how to change the subject, when Shen Yitang sneered, and said in a deep and cold voice, "Blood-sucking capitalist?"

Jiang Zuo: "emmmmm, then I'll go?"

Shen Yitang leaned over and pressed Jiang Zuo against the window. He rubbed Jiang Zuo's ear with his fingertips: "...how do you suck blood? Is this so?" He lowered his head and looked at Jiang Zuo He bit his neck mercilessly.

With a pain in his neck, Jiang Zuo pressed the back of his head against the window glass, shrunk his neck and begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was wrong, can't I be okay..."

Fortunately, the driver quickly brought back a 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola for Jiang Zuo. The 2-minute torture was finally over. Rubbing the neck that had been bitten out with teeth marks, she sat as far away from Shen Yitang as possible.

When we arrived at the Orange Egg Cinema, the theater manager was already waiting for the two of them at the door, and he introduced them into the VIP giant screen auditorium: "Welcome, the snack set menu has been prepared for you in the hall, please take a seat as you like."

Jiang Zuo couldn't wait to step into the screening hall, and immediately selected the best viewing position. Jiang Zuo threw his small body in the soft seat. The seat is spacious and can support legs. The staff Put the prepared snack set on the table next to Jiang Zuo's seat.

"As expected of a VIP hall, even the table for snacks is so big," the satisfied Jiang Zuo picked up the big bucket of popcorn on the table with his left hand, and his right hand held his 2-liter bottle of Coke, hugging left and right He leaned back on the soft chair and waited for the movie to start.

"Then, I wish you a pleasant viewing." After the two of them were seated, the theater manager withdrew.

Soon, the lights in the movie theater were turned off, Jiang Zuo, who held a grudge, unscrewed the bottle cap, and drank a mouthful of Coke comfortably, without any intention of giving it to Shen Yitang, Jiang Zuo twisted his body and adjusted his sitting posture, looking expectant look at the screen.

The darkened screen gradually lit up, and classical music streamed out slowly. The back of a squatting woman appeared on the all-white screen. The woman was covered by long black hair. The woman turned her head slowly, revealing a A face that was bloodless and very pale.

Jiang Zuo threw a popcorn into his mouth. As the picture zoomed in, Jiang Zuo saw the woman's dark pupils gradually spread out like ink, and gradually the whites of her eyes turned into dead black. At this moment, The woman on the screen suddenly let out a shrill cry, she threw herself in front of the camera, two black viscous liquids slowly flowed out from her completely black eyes.

Unprepared, Jiang Zuo flicked his body upwards, splashing half of the bucket of popcorn all over his body with a "crash".Jiang Zuo, whose eyes were already dull: ...

This horrifying title made Jiang Zuo start to wonder if he had been cheated. At this time, the title of the movie slowly appeared on the screen. Jiang Zuo took a closer look, and there were four pink fonts floating on the screen: Affair in Spring.

Looking at the imaginative movie title, Jiang Zuo smiled wildly.

It seemed that he was too impatient, Jiang Zuo comforted his frightened little heart, and comforted himself to continue reading.Sure enough, the next shot fell outside a single-family house with a garden. As the shot got closer, the indescribable voice became clearer and clearer. The shot slowly landed on a white, trembling curtain.

Jiang Zuo took off a sticky popcorn from his hair, threw it into his mouth, and the wandering smile on his face grew bigger and bigger.As the high-pitched cry subsided, the camera turned and the woman was completely covered in the blanket, not even showing a bit of her arms, and the man was sitting on the head of the bed and had already started smoking an after-event cigarette.

Jiang Zuo suddenly felt a sense of emptiness: ...?That's it? ?That's it? ? ?