Natural dumb and small cute things

When Lin Meng returned home with the salted duck, the little niece was having her own crazy party in the room.

"rureadylet's go! Hello, hello, what do you want, miss? Hello, hello, don't be fascinated by my eyes! Hello, hello, I am a super star who can play with the earth and subvert all living beings with my talent and appearance! Hello, hello... "Lin Xiaoyue wore a peaked cap on her head and a loose sports coat on her body. She jumped up and down on the wooden bed covered with cotton wool, imagining that she was Cui Yuanye, and she was shaking the audience at this moment!

"What are you doing?" Lin Meng knocked on the door and there was no answer, so he pushed the door open, and then looked blankly at Lin Xiaoyue who was holding the phone in one hand and holding the other hand to her mouth, screaming all kinds of strange things.

"Why are you here?" After being interrupted, Lin Xiaoyue was shocked for a moment, a little embarrassed and annoyed.

"What song are you playing?" Seeing Lin Xiaoyue sitting on the bed and playing with her mobile phone, Lin Meng couldn't help asking again.

"You don't understand even if you tell me." Apparently, Lin Xiaoyue was still angry about the dinner.

"How do you know that I don't understand?" Lin Meng's temper also came up.

"rap, do you understand rap?" Lin Xiaoyue pouted, then turned around and looked at Lin Meng with disdain.

"Isn't it just rap, don't think you can fool people by changing to a few foreign letters." Lin Meng glanced at Lin Xiaoyue's phone, and saw that Cui Yongyuan, oh no, Cui Yuanye's MV was on the screen.

The style of the MV is very gorgeous, the scene changes are quite diverse, and it always seems to be a waste of money.

Lin Meng was a little puzzled.

You say a big old man, how can you be as thin as a bamboo raft... You say a big old man, how can you dress so fancy?There are also a bunch of ornaments wrapped around the neck and wrists.

"Hey, I bought you salted duck. I love it, but I don't like it." Lin Meng didn't bother to watch the MV, so he reached out and poked his little niece's waist.

"Really?" Unexpectedly, after hearing the news, Lin Xiaoyue jumped up with her mouth wide open.

"Yeah." Lin Meng sat on the bed and nodded.

"I want to eat, I want to eat! Auntie, you are so kind!" Well, this girl Lin Xiaoyue is really very good at meeting the wind.

Lin Xiaoyue is like a face-changing Sichuan opera, who can dazzle you in an instant.

"Go and wash your hands first!" However, just as the little niece's wolf claws were about to touch the salted duck, Lin Meng snapped it off unexpectedly.

As a result, Lin Xiaoyue's mouth pouted again.

Really, my aunt is not only a strange woman, but also an old-fashioned and boring strange woman. Americans are not so particular about eating. Hamburgers and buns are often served directly to their mouths.

"Old monster..." the little niece complained in a low voice on the way into the kitchen.

"I heard it." Lin Meng put his hands on his shoulders and closed his eyes slightly.

If Lin Xiaoyue was her daughter, she would definitely have been beaten.

"..." Lin Xiaoyue paused, then turned around, made a face at Lin Meng's back, and made random gestures with her hands before going to the kitchen to wash her hands.

"Also, take out a pair of chopsticks and eat between them."

After hearing Lin Meng's order again, Lin Xiaoyue turned on the faucet resentfully - at her current age, she is very annoyed by adults who care about this and that, because it makes people feel a sense of restraint and does not relax at all.

Seeing Lin Xiaoyue sitting in front of him again with chopsticks, Lin Meng was finally satisfied, so he let Lin Xiaoyue open her stomach to eat.

However, while Lin Meng watched Lin Xiaoyue eat, he was still calculating the living expenses in his mind, how much money was left in the card, and how to use it, all of which had to be calculated.After all, she is a woman who is nearly 30 years old. If she doesn't know how to manage money, she will be ashamed.

Well, she doesn't have the habit of borrowing money from others. After all, if she borrows money from others, she still has to pay it back. It's better to let herself live a little harder, so that she can be debt-free after all.

"By the way, in your phone... can I watch Wei Shichen's video or something?" Lin Meng asked suddenly.

"No." Lin Xiaoyue replied simply and neatly.

"Why? Don't you all watch Cui Yuanye on it?" Lin Meng finally didn't call someone by the wrong name this time.

"I can watch Cui Yuanye because I downloaded the video via Wi-Fi at my classmate's house, but I didn't download Wei Shichen's video, so of course I can't watch it anymore." Lin Xiaoyue was fighting a duck.

"Wai...fly?" What strange foreign language?

"Oh, it's the wireless network. You don't have a wireless network here. What do you think!" Lin Xiaoyue defeated three pieces of duck meat, chewing and answering.

"Wireless network is just wireless network..." What foreign language are you speaking... You know, Lin Meng's English knowledge has returned to the teacher's arms several years ago.

"Then can you download some Wei Shichen's and come back tomorrow?" Lin Meng asked again.

Thus, Lin Xiaoyue was shocked again.

No way?

This is really unexpected, right?

Why does Aunt Wei care so much about Wei Shichen?Could it be that my aunt really became Wei Shichen's fan?After biting off a piece of duck meat, Lin Xiaoyue looked at Lin Meng like an extinct dinosaur.

"Auntie, is Wei Shichen so charming?" Lin Xiaoyue felt very strange, why did Auntie never ask about Cui Yuanye?

How interesting it would be if my aunt liked Cui Yuanye, then she and my aunt could communicate together!

However, my aunt showed no interest in Cui Yuanye, which was really puzzling.Lin Xiaoyue decided that she doesn't like Wei Shichen anymore!

"Well, you go download it, and then I'll buy you pig ears from Qianshui Braised Vegetable Shop tomorrow." Lin Meng saw that his little niece was not very happy, so he decided to seduce her.

"Really?" Lin Xiaoyue was instantly excited when she heard this condition.

"Really." Lin Meng nodded.

"That's fine!" Lin Xiaoyue immediately agreed.Although I decided not to like Wei Shichen anymore, it's okay to download her stuff.

"When I buy pig ears for you, there is another requirement, that is, come to me the day after tomorrow and recite all the Tang poems you have learned this semester." Lin Meng smiled.

Lin Xiaoyue suddenly felt that Lin Meng looked like a strange creature—a vampire.

Lin Xiaoyue could only sigh, and nodded bitterly.There is a saying that when a car reaches the mountain, there must be a road, and when a boat reaches the bridge, it is naturally straight.

Even if she couldn't recite it, aunt wouldn't just tear her mouth or chop off her hands.

Lin Meng waited for Lin Xiaoyue to finish eating and go back to the room to read a book, then stood up and began to clear the table.

However, at this moment, the cell phone in his pocket rang.

After Lin Meng took it out and took a look, he was stunned again for an instant.

The words 'Wei Xiaomei' flashed on the phone screen.

"Hello?" Lin Meng paused, then went back to his room, closed the door, and sat on the edge of the bed.

"Sister, it's me."

The energetic voice came from the other end of the phone, as if it possessed some kind of magic power, which inexplicably made people feel that life was very positive.

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