The more you wear your sister

In the afternoon, my mother came back and brought back several sets of clothes for Chu Feng from her hypermarket. I really want to say hello, the clothes for my son never exceed 300 yuan. The few sets that are sealed are all seven or eight hundred or even thousands, which is not fair!

"Is it true that you don't give me your phone bill?" I expressed my envy and hatred.

My mother slapped me on the back of the head: "You are a student, why do you want to dress so well? If you want good clothes, you can buy them from me when you make money!"

I squatted to the side depressedly, listening to my mother scolding me in the kitchen, I actually had the nerve to really cook instant noodles, while preparing dinner.

When Chu Feng finished his dinner with a little restraint, his mother picked up a pair of big scissors and asked him seriously: "Have you thought about it yet?"

Chu Feng nodded firmly, so his mother cut off his long hair with a few scissors.

The ancients paid attention to "body, skin, and parents". Hair cannot be cut, but if Chu Feng wants to truly integrate into modern life, he has to say nothing to his long hair. At first, I was worried that Chu Feng would resist. But thinking about it for me, he even said he would not keep his beard if he didn't want to keep it. It's not uncommon to cut his hair again.

My mother tied up the hair that was longer than hers as a souvenir, and then found out the electric clippers that I used to cut my hair when I was a child, and gave Chu Feng a flat-inch hairstyle.

When I was young, my family was poor, and my mother would cut my hair by herself to save money. After all these years, I am not unfamiliar with the technique.After Chu Feng had his hair cut, he put on the clothes his mother professionally selected for him and stood there. He was so handsome that I couldn't look directly at him.

Even my mother was full of praise and praised him for being handsome. It seemed that she had no dislike for this "daughter-in-law" who fell from the sky. Throwing it back into the room, he asked me with an expression of "you're an adult too": "Go to bed early at night, don't make trouble too late, pay attention to your body, do you want to buy a condom for you?"

"Get out!" I blushed and slammed the door.

Chu Feng advised me: "Don't be so angry with your mother, I think she is really good to you."

I was depressed: "I also know that she treats me well, but you don't know what she told me."

"I can probably guess it." Chu Feng said, "Madam Bai just hopes that you can support yourself, but if you like, I will give you these clothes, and I can wear anything."

"Forget it, it's still more handsome on you." That's what I said, but the clothes my mother chose for him really didn't suit me. From my point of view, you are much more handsome than me."

"Do you think I'm prettier than you?" Chu Feng looked at me with a smile, "But I still think that you are prettier."

... Well, in this world, probably only Chu Feng really thinks that I am more handsome than him. It just so happens that I, as a modern person, fit the aesthetics of ancient people, and as an ancient person, Chu Feng People just fit the aesthetics of modern people, and we just happen to see it right.

Eight o'clock is still very early for me, and Chu Feng, who always goes to bed early and wakes up early, doesn't want to go to bed yet, he just hugs me and chats with me one after another, and when he doesn't talk, he says nothing He looked at me without saying a word, and even leaned over to kiss me from time to time, as if the intimacy was not enough.

"I said, aren't you 'full' yet?" I smiled and touched it, but Chu Feng grabbed my hand and shook his head: "Forget about today."

I know that he feels sorry for me, because my body has regressed back to the state before the crossing. Little Daisy may not be able to withstand the ravages of wolves N times in one night, and I have already run out of ammunition and food during the day. Obviously, he didn't have the energy to torture him anymore.

"Wouldn't it be hard to hold back? Otherwise, we can still do this..."

"Okay, I'm satisfied just looking at you like this." Chu Feng grabbed my restless hand again, and said with a smile, "There will be a long time to come, we don't need to be in a hurry."

I think about it too, the phrase "the days are still long" sounds really good.

The summer vacation is already coming to an end, and there are only a few days before the start of my sophomore year. I have to go back to school, and where Chu Feng will go has become a big problem.

But I didn't expect that my mother would be so generous to Chu Feng.

Even though our family's conditions are relatively well-off now, my mother still implements the policy of "the son must be raised poorly" and never gives me more pocket money.But for Chu Feng, she not only gave him better clothes, but also bought him shoes and mobile phones, and she personally rented a small house near my school for us to live in, bought all the daily necessities, and even bought a TV. TV allows him to watch it at home every day, so that he can integrate into modern life as soon as possible.

According to what she said, Chu Feng is helpless in modern times without relatives, so we have to treat him better. Anyway, it is certain that the husband of the son will not change. After all, he will be a member of his own family from now on. It is better to spend money than to marry. A daughter-in-law saves a lot of money.

Of course, I am very happy that my mother can accept the fact that I am having sex with a man so calmly, but what kind of trouble is she trying to define Chu Feng as my "husband" when she opens her mouth?Although your son and I look a little weaker, I can still be an attacker a few times anyway, right?

Anyway, the cohabitation life between me and Chu Feng has kicked off.

Facing such an outright ancient man who is hundreds of times more OUT than the people who came out of the most backward poor mountain valley, I had to start from scratch and teach him to adapt to modern life bit by bit, starting from the most basic From how to use electric lights, faucets, and flush toilets, to precautions for washing machines, rice cookers, and microwave ovens, gradually popularize modern electrical knowledge for him.

Of course, the first thing to teach him is how to call me and my mother on that old touch-tone phone.

It has to be said that smart people are still smart no matter what age they are in. Chu Feng is a fast learner. Not only did he quickly master the basic operations of various home appliances, but even things like "electricity" and "gas" that he had never touched before. He can easily understand the concept.

Not long after, one day when I came home from get out of class, I saw that he had already cooked dinner and was waiting for me. I was so moved that I almost melted—even though it was just instant noodles.

Usually, when I go to class, he will stay in that rented room, practice calligraphy on the small notebook with a ballpoint pen in a stiff posture according to the comparison table I wrote him for simplified and traditional Chinese characters. He just watches TV and learns the standard pronunciation of modern Mandarin and the basic common sense of the modern world facing the TV every day.

Before learning to surf the Internet, his favorite thing to do was eating snacks, watching TV and chatting with me, and asking me when he saw something he didn’t understand, but he was very annoyed by some underwear advertisements that popped up on TV. Compared with Da Chen's time, modern women are too open, which makes Chu Feng, who already has a psychological shadow on women's bodies, feel very uncomfortable... Later, he became disgusted and disgusted, and he got used to it.

In this way, I introduced him to the world bit by bit, until he was able to go downstairs to buy things, take the bus, and go to the park by himself without changing his face.

One day when I came home, I saw him flipping through my textbooks.

"You can even understand books on computer programs?!" I was almost dumbfounded by his intelligence.

"No, I know all these Chinese characters and letters, but I don't understand what they mean at all." Chu Feng put down the book, and looked at me with the adoration eyes of an outsider, "You are learning, so it is so Something difficult?"

"...No, actually, it's not difficult to learn it." I breathed a sigh of relief, after all, his intelligence is still within the range of normal human beings, otherwise I would really be struck to death by him.

I put the book back in its place, turned on the computer and started working. I still have a lot of work to do tonight.Now I can earn a lot of money just by taking orders and writing programs in my spare time. At least I don’t have to worry about the living expenses of Chu Feng and I. What’s more, applying what I have learned in time allows me to learn faster and more.

After Chu Feng was busy in the kitchen for a while, he brought me dinner. The rice was already cooked in a rice cooker, covered with mushrooms, bean sprouts and sliced ​​meat that he had just fried.Chu Feng used to be very good at barbecue, but after he came to modern times, he fell in love with cooking under the stimulation of a variety of ingredients and condiments. Smart people can learn everything quickly, and now his cooking skills are better than mine.

"Little Tiger, let me discuss something with you."

"Hmm." I munched on my dinner and kept my eyes on the screen, so I answered vaguely.

"I want to go out and work."

"Ah?!" I turned around abruptly, almost throwing the water glass on the table to the ground, but Chu Feng quickly held it up: "Why are you so surprised, I have hands and feet, how can I let you keep them all the time? ? Now that I'm pretty much used to it, it's time to figure out how to make a living on my own."

"But... it's too fast..." I said with some embarrassment.

"It's been almost a year since I came here, so it's not too fast." Chu Feng said, "You are working so hard now, and you often stay up late, don't you just think that you will be the only one to support your family in the future? Even women know the truth of this world To make money, I can't do nothing like this, just watch you work so hard."

"Oh, I understand." I poked at the rice in the bowl very tangled. It's not that I haven't thought about this problem. Someone as ambitious as Chu Feng would definitely not be willing to be a beggar at home and warm the bed. Mi Chong, let me keep him for a long time, and I will definitely find a way to make a living in the future, but I have thought about it for a long time, but I haven't figured out what kind of work he can do.

In ancient times, he was both civil and military, a rare talent, but in modern society, he is just an outman who doesn't even have a primary school diploma and can't type, and "wu" is a modern weapon. The cannon fodder in front of him is only capable of dealing with thugs who don't have guns.If you really want to work, it's not that there is no work to do, but I can't sit in the office in the future with the air conditioner blowing on the computer while he is sweating profusely moving bricks under the scorching sun, right?

"...Let me think about it again, don't worry." That's all I can say.

Chu Feng didn't force me, and he continued to seize the time to learn all the knowledge he could learn, but every now and then, he would discuss with me what kind of work he could do.

I think that as the male god in my mind, the majestic General Chen, even if he wants to work, he must have a decent and promising job to be worthy, otherwise he would rather stay at home, because I can't afford it.But Chu Feng thinks that there are always things he can do, such as delivering express delivery, delivering food, being a security guard, and setting up a street stall.

After all, he is a person who has really suffered, so his mentality is different, but it is precisely because I know that he has suffered a lot before, that I am particularly reluctant.

Anyway, when I go back this summer vacation, the first thing I need to do is to help him get an ID card.

85. The True Finale...

Of course, what I want is not a fake certificate with ostentatious appearances, but a real plan to give Chu a registered residence.This is not a whimsical thing, because to some extent, my family can be regarded as someone above... I guess.

Zhao Bo, the director of the Public Security Bureau of our city, is a middle-aged man in his 40s. During a security inspection, he met my mother, and then he showed [-]% care and enthusiasm for this "martyr's widow". An older bachelor who had been divorced in his early years and had no companion so far, the idea of ​​this fight was obvious.

But I don't have any opinion on this, I wish my mother could remarry, lest I go to school and work in the future, and she will be lonely by herself... Well, although she looks very fulfilling, she doesn't seem to be It looks lonely, but it is better to have a companion than nothing.

In fact, after my father was gone, she didn't intend to remain a widow for the rest of her life. She still found a few boyfriends when I was in elementary school, but she always felt that those men were taller than their father but not as old. Dad is handsome, there are dads who are not as smart as their dads, and those whose dads are smart are not as good as their dads, choose and choose and finally let it go.Later, I grew up slowly, and her business became more and more busy, so this matter was delayed and there was no further discussion. It was not until a few months ago, when she talked with me on the phone, that she mentioned that she Made a boyfriend.

On the second day after I returned home from vacation, this "Uncle Zhao" invited our mother and son to have dinner together, which was a formal acquaintance.He seems to be a nice person, and he is also very enthusiastic about my mother. When he is pursuing my mother, if I ask him to do a little favor to open the back door, he will definitely not refuse.

On the way, I confirmed with Chu Feng again: "Are you sure you really want to be named Chu, not Lin?"

"Well." Chu Feng said, "This surname is meaningless to me. Instead, in order to complete the task of continuing it, I almost separated from you forever."

"...I'm sorry, I really can't be generous in this matter." I always feel a little sorry for this. Chu Feng must feel very helpless if he has to make a choice between inheriting the family and me.

I am no longer worried that Chu Feng will start marrying wives and taking concubines again. After all, in the year after time travel, there are many things that have a great impact on his three views. For example, modern women are just like men. Going to school, working, and having his own career and pursuits like my mother, this was simply unthinkable for him in the past.Chu Feng mentioned it before, even if I have no objection, he will no longer think about finding a woman as a fertility machine, he can't hold a modern woman at all.

But I'm still worried that he will always have a lump in his heart because I hindered his succession.

"Don't blame yourself, it's always difficult to have both in the world, how can everything be as I want?" Chu Feng comforted me and said, "And I don't have to endure nausea and force myself to get close to women, I feel a lot easier. "

It seems that Chu Feng has really made up his mind, so I will not say anything, and lead him into the gate of the Municipal Bureau.

I had already thought up a set of rhetoric, and when I saw Zhao Bo, I told him without changing my face that Chu Feng was my good friend, and my parents hid in the mountains in the early years to escape the persecution of various sports Lao Lin has not been out for more than ten years, so Chu Fengda has never been registered since he was born, and he is still a black householder. He has never gone to school, only his parents taught him to read some characters in his early years, and he can't speak Mandarin correctly, but He saved me, he is my good buddy, I want to help him register.

Zhao Bo silently lit a cigarette, took a sip, looked between the two of us twice, and asked, "Is he your friend?"

"Yes." I nodded.

"Boyfriend?" Zhao Bo unceremoniously exposed me.

"..." I was speechless, but in front of me was an old policeman who had handled cases for more than ten years and made a lot of achievements. It is a bit sharper than the old foxes in ancient times.

He took another drag on his cigarette: "Does your mother know about this?"

"...I know." I could only answer honestly.

"She doesn't object?"

"Well, she is quite satisfied with Chu Feng."

Zhao Bo stopped talking while smoking a cigarette. I glanced at Chu Feng uneasily. He silently grabbed my hand and gave me a comforting look.

It wasn't until he finished smoking a cigarette that Zhao Bo said, "Well, you can take him to the household registration hall on the first floor to take a photo for his ID."

Unexpectedly, I was not made things difficult. I was relieved. I took Chu Feng to take a photo of my ID card, and recorded my fingerprints on a machine I had never seen before. It is said that this is the latest regulation.

Then Zhao Bo asked us to go back and wait, and he would notify me when the documents were completed.

I thought it was that simple, but at night, when I got home, I saw Zhao Bo in casual clothes sitting in the living room of my house watching TV.

"I'm back." My mother said in the kitchen without looking back, "Hurry up and wash your hands. Old Zhao, it's time to eat."

... So their relationship has already reached this level?It's faster than I thought.

Our "family of four" finished dinner in a strange atmosphere. My mother asked me to wash the dishes, but Chu Feng stood up and said he would clean it up, so he rolled up his sleeves and went to the kitchen.

But Zhao Bo called me: "Xiao Ze, come here, uncle has a few words with you alone."

I followed him to the balcony. Looking at the night view of the city, Zhao Bo took out his lighter and lit a cigarette.

After taking a few puffs of cigarettes, he said to me: "You young people's own affairs, logically speaking, I shouldn't take care of them, but you are young and have little experience, and my uncle is also afraid that you will be cheated. Tell your uncle To be honest, what is the origin of this Chu Feng?"

I looked at him not surprised: "Uncle Zhao thinks there is something wrong with him?"

"Let me tell you this. Uncle fought in the Vietnam War when he was young, and he has been a criminal police officer for so many years. I have never seen any kind of villain. I can say with certainty that this Chu Feng has killed people, and he is still an old hand."

"...Uncle Zhao, are you saying that Chu Feng is a murderer?" I asked tentatively.

"You can tell just by looking at his eyes. People who have really killed people look at people differently from ordinary people."

"So who did he kill?" I asked.

"I checked the criminal files all afternoon by comparing photos and fingerprints, and I couldn't find anyone who met his requirements, but this does not mean that he is innocent."

"Since there is no such thing, then everything is just Uncle Zhao's guess?" I said calmly, "Uncle Zhao can't just convict him based on guesswork."

Zhao Bo just smiled, and put the cigarette butt out in the flower pot: "All I can offer now is empty speculation. It's normal for you and your mother not to believe it, but I still have to remind you. I don't want to see this dangerous person do anything to hurt you."

"Oh, thank you so much, Uncle Zhao." I smiled.

"You child is much older than your actual age." Zhao Bo said, "I believe you will have your own judgment on this matter."

After Zhao Bo left, I immediately told Chu Feng and my mother about it.

My mother also thinks that Chu Feng's true origin must never be told to a third person, especially a person like Zhao Bo who works in a state agency. Who can guarantee that after he knows it, he will not use it for some public or private purposes? , put Chu Feng in a cage and hand it over to a scientific research institution for experiments?My mother only thinks about me, and she only wants a peaceful life. She doesn't want to deal with spies or the media in the future, so she will help us lie.

But this will not make Chu Feng's situation much better. Not only did I fail to get him a legal identity, but I also attracted the attention of law enforcement officers for him. The gain outweighs the gain.

But Chu Feng reassured me that it’s no big deal, he has experienced a much more difficult situation than this, and in such an era when no evidence can be used to convict, even if Zhao Bo decides that he is useless to kill, what can he do with him? Woolen cloth?

Seeing his calm attitude, I looked like an idiot for worrying unnecessarily. My mother patted me on the shoulder, indicating that she probably knew why I was bent: "You have good eyesight, son."

That being the case, I don't care so much, it is serious to continue to enjoy the summer vacation happily.

One night not long after, Chu Feng and I went out to eat barbecue, and we were waiting for the stall owner to serve meat skewers when we heard screams and uproar.

Not far away, there was a bare-chested man with tattoos on his arm. His face was flushed with drunkenness, and he held a watermelon knife in each hand. Die, or kill his son, anyway, I don't want to live anymore.

A man bleeding profusely was being trampled under his feet, and another injured man fell to the side, and he didn't know what happened.

People only dared to watch from a distance, some dialed 120, some called 110, and some took pictures with their mobile phones from a distance, but no one dared to go forward and provoke this lunatic with two machetes.

Chu Feng silently reached out and pulled up the thin bamboo pole that was used by the barbecue shop to support the shed.

"Chu Feng!" I pulled him worriedly, not because I was afraid that he would be in any danger. In terms of cold weapons, this kind of lunatic would not be a match for Chu Feng if he fought again. If you act bravely, it will be very troublesome if you kill someone, "Don't kill people."

Chu Feng nodded, and under the worried eyes of the people around him, he slowly approached the drunk man from behind.

The drunk man seemed to have noticed something, and as soon as he swung the machete and turned his head, Chu Feng stabbed the drunk man several steps away with a spear in the posture of stabbing with a long spear, away from the wounded on the ground, and went like a cloud and flowing water With a coherent movement, "huh", he swung the bamboo pole and smashed it on the drunk man's shoulder. The huge force directly smashed the drunk man to his knees, and he even let go of the knife, followed by another sweep. The screaming drunk made a clear "click" from his wrist, and dropped the other knife.

Chu Feng retracted the bamboo pole, and naturally put out a standard downward posture of the spear point. The whole process took less than ten seconds, beautiful!

The crowd erupted in cheers and applause, and only then did someone step forward to check on the wounded and put away the murder weapon, grabbing the drunk who had completely lost his ability to resist.

It wasn't too late for the police to come. The police car arrived less than 10 minutes after someone called the police. However, if Chu Feng hadn't pulled out a bamboo pole to help, no one knew what would happen in these 10 minutes.

A few minutes later, the ambulance also came, and took the injured and the murderer whose bones were broken by Chu Feng to the hospital.

But before that, we who don't want to be the focus of the crowd have slipped away.

But things didn't end like this.

At that time, I would never have imagined that there happened to be a surveillance camera nearby, which clearly recorded the whole process of Chu Fengxing's heroism, and then this video was uploaded to the Internet, and within a few days, it had millions of hits. The news from various TV stations was released, and Chu Feng's smooth "shooting skills" were also made into GIF pictures and spread everywhere on Weibo and WeChat. In addition, that night, someone with good intentions took a close-up photo of Chu Feng's handsome face with his mobile phone. In terms of appearance, even though we refused all interviews since then, such a brave, talented and handsome man became popular on the Internet within a few days, and he was given the nickname "Bamboo Pole Man".

Zhao Bo called us both away again.

He first gave us an envelope of money, saying it was a reward for righteous deeds from the city, and asked Chu Feng to sign for it.Then he sat behind the desk, lit a cigarette slowly, and then said: "I have already applied for Chu Feng's ID card, and I can get it next month, and the household registration is also hung at your house according to your mother's wishes." , is her adopted son."

"Thank you, Uncle Zhao." I smiled and glanced at Chu Feng who still had a calm expression, and most of the stone in my heart was relieved.

"But I didn't come here mainly for this matter." Zhao Bo paused, dusted the ashtray, and said, "I heard from your mother that you want to find a job for Chu Feng. There is going to be a group of police assistants here, think about it."

"...You mean, you can make him a policeman?" I was surprised.

This is really good news. Although grassroots policemen are hard-working, it is a decent job with a future after all. Chu Feng does not know how to use a gun, but it is not a problem to catch a bad guy or something. He's also smart, and he can get promoted after doing a good job, which is much better than delivering food.

"Fuck the policeman, he doesn't even have a primary school diploma, and he doesn't even carry such a thing when he opens the back door!" Zhao Bo poured cold water on me, "It's just an auxiliary policeman, commonly known as a temporary worker, you understand?"

"Uh... oh." I was frustrated, thinking that with the shining aura of "Bamboo Pole Man", he could skip the "diploma" hurdle.

Zhao Bo took a drag on his cigarette and said, "After he has accumulated some qualifications and made some meritorious service, I'll see if I can help him become a full-time employee."

I think it is true, anyway, sooner or later they will know that Chu Feng is a powerful and reliable person, and at that time, they will naturally not care about diplomas, and let Chu Feng go to night school to take an exam.

I looked at Chu Feng hopefully, trying to get him to agree, but Chu Feng shook his head first: "Not yet."

"Why?" I was surprised.

"If I agree, I will stay here and work, but don't you have to go back to school?"

"Don't be stubborn, I will graduate in two years at most, and I will come back here to work after graduation, and I will come back during winter and summer vacations."

"No, I can't be separated from you." Chu Feng looked at me and said in a firm tone that could not be changed.

I am speechless.

Although I feel that it is a pity to miss this opportunity, it is understandable for Chu Feng not to want to leave the only person he knows and trusts in this unaccompanied world. way.

But at this time, Zhao Bo said: "I just transferred here, and I won't be transferred again for a few years. It's the same when you report again in two years."

Zhao Bo suddenly became so talkative. I believe the real reason is not that after this incident, he believed that Chu Feng is a good person, nor did he just like Chu Feng's celebrity effect as a "bamboo pole man" and wanted to do it. A positive publicity should be more about trying to put Chu Feng, the "dangerous element" in his eyes, under his nose, but it doesn't matter, I believe that with Chu Feng's ability to deal with people, he can handle the relationship well. of.

After all, he will be able to learn the knowledge and technology that modern people know sooner or later, but some of his characteristics will never be learned by modern people.

At night, Chu Feng fell asleep and woke up. I was still lying on the bed reading a book. He put his arms around my waist, rubbed my neck and said, "Don't work so hard, go to bed earlier."

"If you don't work hard, you can't do it..." I put down the book, rubbed my eyes, and stretched a lot.

I don't have a particularly good talent, and I didn't study hard in the past. I think it's almost enough to maintain an upper-middle level of grades, but I have a hunch that when Chu Feng really adapts to this world, he will definitely be the same as the past. Create extraordinary achievements as well, because some things will not lose their value with the changes of the times.

At that time, I hope that I will be a person who will not be inferior when standing beside him, instead of just looking up at his light and hoping that he will not abandon me as a "dross" after he develops.

"I want to graduate with excellent grades, and then I will go back to my hometown to find a job, jump a few more jobs, accumulate more work experience, and then I will start my own Internet company and buy a big house when I make money. It’s bigger than the previous Immortal Master’s Mansion, let’s raise another dog... no, two..." I was drawing the blueprint for the future with great interest, and Chu Feng listened with a smile on his face until I listed all the plans in the When he was 50 years old, he said: "The future is still very long, will you walk with me forever?"

"Must!" I grabbed his hand.

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