The more you wear your sister
Chapter 61 The correct appearance posture of the magic stick
"Don't worry." Chu Feng actually understood my advanced statement, and comforted me and said, "On the issue of dealing with the five major families, at least King Ning is on your side. As for the emperor, he married Miss Wang's family back then. As a wife, and later making the eldest son the crown prince, it was because the five major families were really needed at that time, but now he hesitates a lot about the matter of the crown prince. Apart from the weakness of the crown prince, there may be another big reason, that is, he does not want his relatives Let the future of Da Chen fall into the hands of those merchants."
"But hasn't he abolished the prince yet?" I said suspiciously, "and when he told me about this, he also said that he hoped that I would not embarrass the prince."
But Chu Feng shook his head: "A man who is an emperor may not necessarily say what he thinks in his heart. What you see may only be what he wants you to see."
"Okay..." I breathed out weakly.
"Don't be so depressed." Chu Feng said, "Recall what Wang Gui and the county magistrate said. Although there are only a few words, it reveals a very important news. The internal affairs of the five major families are not monolithic. You Seeing that something happened to them, the first one to suspect the Liu family means that they have already had a rift with the Liu family. In other words, as long as we can stir up their internal strife, we can reap the benefits."
"...How could we do such a complicated thing as inciting internal strife." I'd better continue to lie on the table and pretend to be dead.
"Lonely and lonely? How could that be?" Chu Feng smiled, "Actually, there are many available people around you, but you didn't use them."
"Then tell me, who else do I have besides you?" I lazily raised my head and looked at him.
"Too many, for example, our housekeeper Jiao Dian, even though he is a commoner, he can become a confidant of Prince Ning's mansion. He is big and has rich experience in tactics. Isn't he a very useful person?"
"But he belongs to King Ning."
"It doesn't matter who he is? You don't have to trust him too much in other places, but at least he is on the same side as us when dealing with the prince and the five major families. That's enough. You Don't just think that he was sent by King Ning to watch over us, and there are a lot of talents in King Ning's house, but he just sent a confidant counselor to be your housekeeper, in fact, there is no intention of helping you secretly."
I have to admit that what Chu Feng said is indeed reasonable: "Okay, what else?"
"There is also that Laifu. It is said that he is the best spy under Eight Treasures, and he is also the emperor's confidant. The emperor sent such a person by your side, and sent five hundred elite guards to accompany you. It is conceivable that in addition to allowing you to show off your reputation as an immortal master and promote Chen Zhengtong, he also wants to use your name on this tour to do some things that are usually inconvenient. I dare say that Laifu must have A few secret decrees given to him by the emperor."
"Then why didn't he tell me clearly? Isn't it fun to beat around the bush? It made me really think that I can travel around the mountains and rivers with nothing to do." I was depressed.
Chu Feng smiled and shook his head: "You, the biggest advantage and the most fatal flaw are that you are too honest with others, you either believe it all or you don't believe it at all. In fact, there is still a middle ground between belief and non-belief, half-belief , is the way to employ people. As long as you think, everyone under your command can be used, as well as people you have cooperated with in business, people who have played with people, people who have met once, and people you have helped And those who want to ask you for help, even those two enemies who are still locked in the prison, can become your help and pawns."
"Oh." I replied without interest.
Chu Feng sighed, "Don't you think you are too withdrawn? Except for me who was lucky to meet you at the beginning, and Liu Wen who was eager to make friends with you, you are very capable to everyone else. The attitude of not being in contact, you have hardly accumulated any contacts in the past year or so."
do i have it ...Well, nerds don't like to socialize, let alone me, an nerd who will return to modern times sooner or later.
"Every time during the holidays, I give gifts in your name, and you still think it's superfluous. But if you don't do these polite things, when you really need help, they may not remember your name. Name." Chu Feng looked at me and said solemnly, "Actually, you and I are both mortal bodies. How much energy we can have in this world depends on how many people we can mobilize. Only you alone, no matter how powerful you are, it will be in vain."
"I also know that unity is powerful." I said weakly, "But I just don't like socializing with people, or you should come..."
Chu Feng looked at me for a while, then nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'll come."
After talking so much, I was tired and wanted to go to bed, but Jiao Dian and Lai Fu came again.
If only I didn't have to pretend I wasn't there, I could just rely on me being the biggest here and tell them to go away mellowly, and we'll talk about things tomorrow. I really don't know what Chu Feng is trying to do by not letting me show up.
But at the moment, I can only hide myself helplessly and watch Chu Feng let them in.
Lai Fu, who had always been polite to Chu Feng before, had a bad tone and attitude today: "General Chu, just tell the miscellaneous family the truth, what happened to Master Xianshi? If he is safe and sound, why has he refused to Showing up, could it be that Master Immortal Master has actually met an accident, and you have kept it from all of us?"
"Where did the father-in-law come from?" Chu Feng calmly poured a cup of tea and pushed it in front of him.
Jiao Dian couldn't sit still anymore: "General, you should stop hiding the truth! The people below haven't seen the Master Immortal Master for a few days, and rumors are spreading all over the place, and they are about to mutiny. What should we do? ah?"
"The situation is not that serious." Chu Feng said knowingly.
"General Chu, since you don't want to tell the truth, let the miscellaneous family tell you the truth!" Lai Fu said, "The emperor was very angry when he heard the news that Master Xianshi had been murdered, and has dispatched imperial envoys to come forward Come to investigate, people will come to Changshui County tomorrow. If Master Immortal Master is still unable to show up at that time, I might as well pack up my bags as soon as possible and run for my life!"
"So..." Chu Feng finally let go this time, "Okay! Before noon tomorrow, please ask your father-in-law to find an open place, organize a ceremony to invite the gods, and invite Master Xianshi back from the sky, how about it?"
"As long as the Master Immortal can show up on time, I can ask Miscellaneous to do anything!" Lai Fu was obviously really anxious.
Chu Feng then started to discuss with them the details of how to "please bring me back from the sky" in front of my face. Not only did Lai Fu and Jiao Dian stunned and looked at each other, even I had to admire his imagination. Li, in fact, this guy has been secretly planning for a long time, right?definitely is!
Chu Feng really used the strengths of Laifu and Jiao Dian. From early in the morning, Jiao Dian sent servants to the county town to create momentum, attracting a large group of curious people to watch the excitement. A platform like a stage was set up in the open place, and the sedan chair I usually sat on was set up on the platform.
The sedan chair was almost as big as a small bathroom. It was very ornately decorated, with bamboo curtains that could be rolled up on all sides. It was usually carried by eight people. It was specially made by King Ning according to my saying of "eight large sedan chairs".Now the sedan chair is erected high in the air, which is equivalent to a small suspended room. It is precisely under such suspended conditions that Chu Feng will perform a 360-degree "big transformation into a living person" for the onlookers. ".
The guard of honor really deserves to be a professional royal guard of honor. They made this impromptu grand ceremony a high-end, high-profile luxury with connotations. When the time was close to noon and there were enough crowds, the guard of honor sang loudly: "Time Arrived--"
The ritual band, which had been whistling and beating, fell silent, and then a large group of people began to chant prayers that even ghosts could not understand. Amidst the prayers, Lai Fu, who was wearing a formal dress, held a tray aloft. Wearing my spare Taoist robe that was not burned, I walked up to the temporary stage step by step with a solemn expression, put the tray in the sedan chair, and then several people around me lowered the bamboo curtains around the sedan chair, and covered it again. The black cloth covered the entire sedan chair.
The ritual officer sang again: "Please—God—"
All of a sudden, the bells and drums rang in unison, and everyone's eyes were fixed on the sedan chair nervously and expectantly. Even I, the protagonist, was almost infected by the atmosphere of the scene.
But anyway, I still remembered what I should do, so I got into the sedan chair and appeared, put on my clothes and mask, and waited for the moment when the answer to the mystery was revealed.
Sure enough, as soon as the black cloth was removed, my looming figure in the sedan chair caused an uproar among the onlookers.
By the time Laifu rolled up the curtain himself, revealing my true face on Mount Lu, the surrounding people had already knelt down, praying and shouting slogans such as "Blessing Bai Ze, good weather, peace and prosperity for the country and the people".
The slogans are so neat, there must be something wrong, I glanced lightly, and sure enough, I found a few familiar faces in the guard of honor among the crowd.If people have a herd mentality, if someone takes the lead in kneeling, those who are shaken in their hearts will follow. As long as more than half of the people kneel, those who are still standing will feel that the pear mountain is big. Believe it or not, they will follow kneel down.Then he shouted a few slogans, and those who didn't believe it were fooled into believing by him.
"Master Immortal, you are back." Laifu wiped the sweat from his brow, I believe it is definitely not from the heat.
Originally, I should have behaved more fairy-like, noble and glamorous, but I found a very serious problem.
I. Down. No. Go!
Bless you crazy!It's okay, why raise the sedan chair so high!It's almost a person's height from the ground, are you going to let me jump off, or do you want me to roll off? Hey!
And Chu Feng, what are you doing watching from a distance, come and help!I don't know if I'm afraid of heights?
I screamed wildly in my heart, but I could only calmly say on my face: "Eunuch Laifu, where is the imperial envoy you mentioned yesterday?"
"...Not yet." Laifu wiped his sweat again.
"Why did you call me back before this time?" I said noblely and coldly, "I'm going back to the Heavenly Court first, and I will go back to the inn at night, let everyone go away."
As I said that, I waved my sleeves and disappeared gracefully.
Laifu stared blankly at the sedan chair, which suddenly only had a Taoist robe left. The wooden mask fell on the sedan chair, bounced to the ground again, and shook.
"...Respectfully, Master Immortal Master." Lai Fu took the lead and knelt down, and the crowd below also shouted in unison: "Respectfully, Sir Immortal Master--my lord--my-lord--"
That's not a stutter, it's an echo.
"But hasn't he abolished the prince yet?" I said suspiciously, "and when he told me about this, he also said that he hoped that I would not embarrass the prince."
But Chu Feng shook his head: "A man who is an emperor may not necessarily say what he thinks in his heart. What you see may only be what he wants you to see."
"Okay..." I breathed out weakly.
"Don't be so depressed." Chu Feng said, "Recall what Wang Gui and the county magistrate said. Although there are only a few words, it reveals a very important news. The internal affairs of the five major families are not monolithic. You Seeing that something happened to them, the first one to suspect the Liu family means that they have already had a rift with the Liu family. In other words, as long as we can stir up their internal strife, we can reap the benefits."
"...How could we do such a complicated thing as inciting internal strife." I'd better continue to lie on the table and pretend to be dead.
"Lonely and lonely? How could that be?" Chu Feng smiled, "Actually, there are many available people around you, but you didn't use them."
"Then tell me, who else do I have besides you?" I lazily raised my head and looked at him.
"Too many, for example, our housekeeper Jiao Dian, even though he is a commoner, he can become a confidant of Prince Ning's mansion. He is big and has rich experience in tactics. Isn't he a very useful person?"
"But he belongs to King Ning."
"It doesn't matter who he is? You don't have to trust him too much in other places, but at least he is on the same side as us when dealing with the prince and the five major families. That's enough. You Don't just think that he was sent by King Ning to watch over us, and there are a lot of talents in King Ning's house, but he just sent a confidant counselor to be your housekeeper, in fact, there is no intention of helping you secretly."
I have to admit that what Chu Feng said is indeed reasonable: "Okay, what else?"
"There is also that Laifu. It is said that he is the best spy under Eight Treasures, and he is also the emperor's confidant. The emperor sent such a person by your side, and sent five hundred elite guards to accompany you. It is conceivable that in addition to allowing you to show off your reputation as an immortal master and promote Chen Zhengtong, he also wants to use your name on this tour to do some things that are usually inconvenient. I dare say that Laifu must have A few secret decrees given to him by the emperor."
"Then why didn't he tell me clearly? Isn't it fun to beat around the bush? It made me really think that I can travel around the mountains and rivers with nothing to do." I was depressed.
Chu Feng smiled and shook his head: "You, the biggest advantage and the most fatal flaw are that you are too honest with others, you either believe it all or you don't believe it at all. In fact, there is still a middle ground between belief and non-belief, half-belief , is the way to employ people. As long as you think, everyone under your command can be used, as well as people you have cooperated with in business, people who have played with people, people who have met once, and people you have helped And those who want to ask you for help, even those two enemies who are still locked in the prison, can become your help and pawns."
"Oh." I replied without interest.
Chu Feng sighed, "Don't you think you are too withdrawn? Except for me who was lucky to meet you at the beginning, and Liu Wen who was eager to make friends with you, you are very capable to everyone else. The attitude of not being in contact, you have hardly accumulated any contacts in the past year or so."
do i have it ...Well, nerds don't like to socialize, let alone me, an nerd who will return to modern times sooner or later.
"Every time during the holidays, I give gifts in your name, and you still think it's superfluous. But if you don't do these polite things, when you really need help, they may not remember your name. Name." Chu Feng looked at me and said solemnly, "Actually, you and I are both mortal bodies. How much energy we can have in this world depends on how many people we can mobilize. Only you alone, no matter how powerful you are, it will be in vain."
"I also know that unity is powerful." I said weakly, "But I just don't like socializing with people, or you should come..."
Chu Feng looked at me for a while, then nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'll come."
After talking so much, I was tired and wanted to go to bed, but Jiao Dian and Lai Fu came again.
If only I didn't have to pretend I wasn't there, I could just rely on me being the biggest here and tell them to go away mellowly, and we'll talk about things tomorrow. I really don't know what Chu Feng is trying to do by not letting me show up.
But at the moment, I can only hide myself helplessly and watch Chu Feng let them in.
Lai Fu, who had always been polite to Chu Feng before, had a bad tone and attitude today: "General Chu, just tell the miscellaneous family the truth, what happened to Master Xianshi? If he is safe and sound, why has he refused to Showing up, could it be that Master Immortal Master has actually met an accident, and you have kept it from all of us?"
"Where did the father-in-law come from?" Chu Feng calmly poured a cup of tea and pushed it in front of him.
Jiao Dian couldn't sit still anymore: "General, you should stop hiding the truth! The people below haven't seen the Master Immortal Master for a few days, and rumors are spreading all over the place, and they are about to mutiny. What should we do? ah?"
"The situation is not that serious." Chu Feng said knowingly.
"General Chu, since you don't want to tell the truth, let the miscellaneous family tell you the truth!" Lai Fu said, "The emperor was very angry when he heard the news that Master Xianshi had been murdered, and has dispatched imperial envoys to come forward Come to investigate, people will come to Changshui County tomorrow. If Master Immortal Master is still unable to show up at that time, I might as well pack up my bags as soon as possible and run for my life!"
"So..." Chu Feng finally let go this time, "Okay! Before noon tomorrow, please ask your father-in-law to find an open place, organize a ceremony to invite the gods, and invite Master Xianshi back from the sky, how about it?"
"As long as the Master Immortal can show up on time, I can ask Miscellaneous to do anything!" Lai Fu was obviously really anxious.
Chu Feng then started to discuss with them the details of how to "please bring me back from the sky" in front of my face. Not only did Lai Fu and Jiao Dian stunned and looked at each other, even I had to admire his imagination. Li, in fact, this guy has been secretly planning for a long time, right?definitely is!
Chu Feng really used the strengths of Laifu and Jiao Dian. From early in the morning, Jiao Dian sent servants to the county town to create momentum, attracting a large group of curious people to watch the excitement. A platform like a stage was set up in the open place, and the sedan chair I usually sat on was set up on the platform.
The sedan chair was almost as big as a small bathroom. It was very ornately decorated, with bamboo curtains that could be rolled up on all sides. It was usually carried by eight people. It was specially made by King Ning according to my saying of "eight large sedan chairs".Now the sedan chair is erected high in the air, which is equivalent to a small suspended room. It is precisely under such suspended conditions that Chu Feng will perform a 360-degree "big transformation into a living person" for the onlookers. ".
The guard of honor really deserves to be a professional royal guard of honor. They made this impromptu grand ceremony a high-end, high-profile luxury with connotations. When the time was close to noon and there were enough crowds, the guard of honor sang loudly: "Time Arrived--"
The ritual band, which had been whistling and beating, fell silent, and then a large group of people began to chant prayers that even ghosts could not understand. Amidst the prayers, Lai Fu, who was wearing a formal dress, held a tray aloft. Wearing my spare Taoist robe that was not burned, I walked up to the temporary stage step by step with a solemn expression, put the tray in the sedan chair, and then several people around me lowered the bamboo curtains around the sedan chair, and covered it again. The black cloth covered the entire sedan chair.
The ritual officer sang again: "Please—God—"
All of a sudden, the bells and drums rang in unison, and everyone's eyes were fixed on the sedan chair nervously and expectantly. Even I, the protagonist, was almost infected by the atmosphere of the scene.
But anyway, I still remembered what I should do, so I got into the sedan chair and appeared, put on my clothes and mask, and waited for the moment when the answer to the mystery was revealed.
Sure enough, as soon as the black cloth was removed, my looming figure in the sedan chair caused an uproar among the onlookers.
By the time Laifu rolled up the curtain himself, revealing my true face on Mount Lu, the surrounding people had already knelt down, praying and shouting slogans such as "Blessing Bai Ze, good weather, peace and prosperity for the country and the people".
The slogans are so neat, there must be something wrong, I glanced lightly, and sure enough, I found a few familiar faces in the guard of honor among the crowd.If people have a herd mentality, if someone takes the lead in kneeling, those who are shaken in their hearts will follow. As long as more than half of the people kneel, those who are still standing will feel that the pear mountain is big. Believe it or not, they will follow kneel down.Then he shouted a few slogans, and those who didn't believe it were fooled into believing by him.
"Master Immortal, you are back." Laifu wiped the sweat from his brow, I believe it is definitely not from the heat.
Originally, I should have behaved more fairy-like, noble and glamorous, but I found a very serious problem.
I. Down. No. Go!
Bless you crazy!It's okay, why raise the sedan chair so high!It's almost a person's height from the ground, are you going to let me jump off, or do you want me to roll off? Hey!
And Chu Feng, what are you doing watching from a distance, come and help!I don't know if I'm afraid of heights?
I screamed wildly in my heart, but I could only calmly say on my face: "Eunuch Laifu, where is the imperial envoy you mentioned yesterday?"
"...Not yet." Laifu wiped his sweat again.
"Why did you call me back before this time?" I said noblely and coldly, "I'm going back to the Heavenly Court first, and I will go back to the inn at night, let everyone go away."
As I said that, I waved my sleeves and disappeared gracefully.
Laifu stared blankly at the sedan chair, which suddenly only had a Taoist robe left. The wooden mask fell on the sedan chair, bounced to the ground again, and shook.
"...Respectfully, Master Immortal Master." Lai Fu took the lead and knelt down, and the crowd below also shouted in unison: "Respectfully, Sir Immortal Master--my lord--my-lord--"
That's not a stutter, it's an echo.
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